Urban super cultivator

Chapter 4 I eat bones, let you drink soup
Seeing more and more "melon-eating crowd" watching the excitement, Su Zhuo didn't want to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but wanted to show excitement.

Reaching out his hand to pull the indignant roommate, Su Zhuo signaled the three of them to stay calm.

After clearing his throat in a leisurely manner, Su Zhuo shook his head and said loudly: "Actually, even if Chen Qianya played with her feelings, I would be willing. She is definitely a hot~hot~special thing. People often say that peony flowers are romantic even when they are dead. , not to mention that I am still alive and well, happy like a fairy..."

Catch the opportunity to splash dirty water on Chen Qianya's body, let it be indiscriminate and put a shit basin on it first, who told you to tease Lao Tzu's feelings, Su Zhuo feels secretly refreshed, it seems that he has really used this~hot~spicy~special~thing generally.

Chen Cai's eyes widened, and he swallowed: "You! You! What did you say?"

The onlookers were also overturned and their values ​​were distorted. Su Zhuo, who was ridiculed, was so indifferent, and he made such shocking remarks, which is really shocking.

"I said that I had sex with Chen Qianya. In fact, this matter is not a way for outsiders. If I say it today, I will eat my bones and let you have some soup."

Su Zhuo's face was full of complacency, with endless aftertaste.

In the huge restaurant, dozens of people almost all had the same expression and demeanor, their eyes were as wide as a bull's-eye, and they swallowed countless mouthfuls of saliva.

However, Chen Cai quickly questioned: "Stop talking nonsense, what kind of bastard are you, Chen Qianya will open a room with you, are you going to blow the bullshit to the sky?"

Everyone also snorted, today is an eye-opener, I have seen someone who is bragging without drafting, but I have never seen someone who is bragging and has no draft and still looks like a speech.

Su Zhuo didn't care at all, confident like a great orator. While waving his hands, he looked around and said, "If the goddess is the sky, you are just frogs at the bottom of the well. May I ask, do you understand the goddess?"

Without waiting for anyone to question him, he continued: "You all think that the goddess is aloof and unattainable, but have any of you ever chased after the goddess? You have masturbated a thousand times in your heart and [-] times in your mouth. I am afraid that facing the goddess really, a Everyone is three points short of momentum, stuttering? Chen Cai, you are known as the prince of rock and roll, tell everyone, have you ever chased after a goddess?"

"No... so what if you don't have one, what exactly do you want to express?"

Chen Cai blushed. He came from a humble background, and he made a band that was half-dead. He managed to get into Jiangbei University by relying on his residence registration in Jiangbei City, and he still chased after the goddess?I haven't thought about it since I was born.

Su Zhuo slapped his thigh, excited as if a fortune teller had guessed the customer's date of birth: "So, you don't understand goddesses at all. Goddesses seem to be high and unattainable, but they are not. They are also women and have normal needs. The opposite sex is also full of desire~~, but the problem is that although people who admire YY and them are like crucian carp crossing the river, very few people dare to pursue them, so sometimes the probability of success in chasing goddesses is actually much higher than expected, because they Lonelier and hungrier~~thirstier."

The surrounding audience couldn't help but secretly nodded, looking at Su Zhuo as if looking up at a generation of lovers.

Su Zhuo strikes while the iron is hot, and continues to talk nonsense: "Especially a male god like me who looks better than Pan An and is more talented than Li Bai, who wants to get on with a hungry~~thirsty goddess like Chen Qianya, who holds hands for one day, hugs for two days, and pushes down for three days. It's not a problem at all!"

The restaurant was full of boos, and someone questioned Su Zhuo's bragging.

Su Zhuo was not in a hurry to refute, and after the noise became quieter, he continued: "Don't you think Chen Qianya is such a pure and clean thing? Look at Huang Ziyang, Han Shaohua and others around her, who is not a bastard who changes women more than shoes? Which scum who doesn't take pleasure in playing~fun~female~sex~, forget it, let alone them, Chen Qianya often hangs out with them, do you think she will be a clean~~self~self-conscious girl?"

"Isn't it? It's said that since the beginning of school, Huang Ziyang has been chasing Chen Qianya for two months without success."

Someone couldn't help but say.

But many people still agree with Su Zhuo's point of view in their hearts, and they all feel that this so-called goddess pretends to be pure on the surface, but the life behind it will be so rotten~~~.

"This is true, but do you know why Huang Ziyang, a frustrated man, can't catch up with Chen Qianya, and I can play with the goddess?"

Su Zhuo smiled all over his face, and his gaze swept across everyone's faces full of curiosity.

"Why, tell me quickly, are you a storyteller, it's tempting!"

I don't know how many people can't wait, like chicks waiting to be fed.

(End of this chapter)