Cute girl Shura

Chapter 16 Farce ([-])

And the national teacher on the altar is holding a staff, looking up at the sky solemnly, as if waiting for an opportunity.

Until everyone lined up consciously, the sky suddenly changed, with dark clouds and thunder, all of which seemed so appropriate.

"Today, we have another amnesty meeting once a month! In the name of Happy National Teacher, I will face the punishment of heaven and overcome the grievances of the people here! May God bless my happy country, the country, the country and the people, and keep it evergreen!" On stage , the national teacher is plausible.

There was silence under the stage, and all the people bowed their heads to listen.

"Follow God's will, please come to the stage and ask the sinners to forgive their sins!" The national teacher was chanting, and the servants on the side put hundreds of porcelain bowls on the altar one after another.

Just when she was confused, more than ten people in the front row had already knelt on the stage, and the national teacher knocked on their foreheads one by one with a staff, and then he reached out and picked up the nearest one on the altar. A small green stove.

If she guessed correctly, the stove should be the Soul Resurrection Stove used by soul ferrymen in the world, and it is specially used to bring the undead under the mark of death back to the underworld.

Du Yao stretched her neck and stared intently at the stage, only to see the national teacher half-closed his eyes, reciting the incantation to open the stove, and then he held the stove to shine a light on the crowd with their heads bowed. In the process, all the souls in people's bodies were pulled out, flew towards the stage, and got into the Soul Resurrection Furnace.

She looked sideways, and the surrounding humans had lowered their heads one after another, unconsciously doing some incredible movements following the call of the national teacher.

"Sacrificial furnace!"

Everyone knelt down one after another. Seeing this, Du Yao quickly followed the crowd and knelt down.

"Now you can pour out the confusion in your heart, and let it vent to your heart's content!"

Following the call of the national teacher, the crowd suddenly seemed to explode, and there was a lot of voices and noises.

"Heaven, my mother-in-law has already given birth to five daughters in a row. The patriarch has a single lineage. You can't let my generation die!"

"God has eyes, please make my wife look younger and more beautiful. I think I've had enough of her old-fashioned face..."

"I want to become a millionaire, but business has been sluggish in recent months, what should I do..."

"..."

It turns out that they are all people who pray for blessings. They express their worries and wishes in such a memorial ceremony, and let the national teacher convey them to heaven on their behalf, and then use their souls as a guarantee to realize their wishes.

After about a stick of incense, the national teacher said: "On behalf of the people of the happy country, I would like to convey the public opinion to the heavens, and now I will trade the eternal soul to obtain the joy of this life!"

Du Yao raised her eyebrows secretly, watching him place the Soul Resurrection Stove in front of the Eight Diagrams Flag, as if refining a pill, spun it around and then lit the sky fire below, and then there were wailing sounds all around, the national teacher Dip more than a hundred bowls on the ground with some holy water onto the staff, and the speed is astonishingly fast.

No wonder all the citizens here seem so happy. It turns out that they have no desires and desires, and all their sorrows and confusions have long been blocked by the national teacher in the Soul Resurrection Furnace. What is his purpose?
In her doubts, she saw the national teacher hold up the staff and spit into the bottom of the staff, and then the saliva fell on everyone like raindrops.

Du Yao cursed inwardly, and shook her head lightly to prevent his saliva from floating on her head.While everyone was enjoying the national teacher's "Rain and Dew" with their eyes closed, she flipped open the robe of an uncle beside her and hid herself in it, "I won't be disgusted now, Du Yao, you are so smart gone."

"This seat has already received the response from God. As long as you obey God's will, you will surely bless everyone with good weather, good harvests, and prosperity at home and everything!"

As soon as the national teacher's words fell, all the remaining souls were released from the Soul Resurrection Furnace, and they should return to their places.

"Great, may I ask the national teacher, what is God's instruction this time?" Someone asked in the front row.

"God instructed that as long as everyone finds a ginseng plant that is red and glowing within 30 days, then..."

"Hey! What's the matter with you girl? How come you got into my belly?" Suddenly, there was an out of tune roar from the crowd.

Following everyone's line of sight, a wide and fat uncle was pushing the "foreign object" in his stomach, cursing and swearing some ugly words.

Underneath the foreign object, a pink dress was twisting in a strange posture, holding the fat uncle's robe with both hands, without feeling any sense of crisis about the status quo.

It wasn't until she couldn't resist the fat uncle's strength and was pulled out of her robe by him that everyone saw the true face of this "provoking trouble" girl.

"Gui Yao, go down and see what's going on." On the altar, the national teacher's face was already black with anger, and the staff in his hand was trembling even more frighteningly.

"Yes." The dark guard called Gui Yao immediately dispatched.

Du Yao raised her head to see how the people had returned to their ethereal state, and they were all staring at her as if they were looking at a monster.

"Ah...then what...my girl, I was really...frightened just now, so...so I didn't intend...to offend you, I'm sorry for..." She said guiltyly, and after thinking about it, why should she Doing these meaningless explanations, if these words reach the ears of King Shura, it will be okay. If you think of her as the daughter of King Shura, why should you be afraid of these people.

Thinking of this, she immediately straightened her back, put on that cold and haughty expression, and straightened her voice. Just when she was about to change her tone to confront this fat man, someone grabbed her arm and twisted her forcibly. Take it to the altar.

Meeting the national teacher again, Du Yao wanted to die.

"Report to the national teacher, she is the one who caused the trouble." After Gui Yao finished speaking, he stood by the side.

I saw the national teacher approaching her with a sullen expression, and suddenly put on an exaggerated smile, "So it's... Miss Du."

Du Yao raised her eyebrows, but ignored it, but her heart was pounding.

I don't know which play this national teacher is singing, but in any case, she doesn't want to go to the guillotine again, and Mo Quinmo once told her not to offend this person... By the way, she can either laugh or get angry.

Thinking about it, she stretched out both hands, and pulled the corners of her mouth to the left and right respectively, and a few words floated out of her straight lips, "Yes, it's me."

"Could it be that Miss Du has something bothering her, and Bufan said it to make everyone happy?" There was a playful expression on the face of the national teacher.

Du Yao frowned slightly, and she laughed too, why couldn't he let her go and let her talk about his troubles?Since laughing doesn't work, then...

She lowered her face and yelled at him extremely angrily: "What a broken country teacher, shameless! I'll give you a chance to let me go when I count to three, if you don't let me go, you can figure it out! One, three!"

As she expected, the national teacher was unmoved, and it seemed that the cunning she had learned from human souls in the underworld could not be used.

(End of this chapter)