Cute girl Shura

Chapter 28 Telling jokes ([-])
"Miss Du, don't tease the little one. If I had known this earlier, the little one would have prepared some jokes for you in advance... Heh—heh." innocent.

Du Yao's face darkened, she looked at the entrance of the palace with her head, and then asked in a low voice: "General Feng, does your king have any quirks? I saw him sleeping in that purple castle last night."

"Shhh! Keep your voice down." General Feng pulled her to another corner in surprise, "Zilin Garden was given to Ziling by King Shen, and now that Ziling is not here, King Shen must be thinking about others when he sees things gone."

Seeing Feng Ling's gossip, Du Yao was secretly happy, thinking that he would be able to dig out many secrets from him.

"Who is Zi Ling?"

"Zi Ling is the most beautiful elf in our elf country. In our eyes, she is like a goddess descending to earth, noble and beautiful, with a refined temperament..." Speaking of Zi Ling, Bee Ling talked endlessly, with longing and yearning on her face.

With a dark face, Du Yao finally heard him finish his admiration for Zi Ling. She also knew that Zi Ling was one of the protectors of the elf world.

"Then where is she now?"

"King Shen made a mistake and was punished by heaven to the human world. Zi Ling left a dispatch order and took a few cronies to the human world to look for King Shen. Unexpectedly, King Shen came back alone a few days ago, but Zi Ling was gone. Audio." Feng Ling said, wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes.

It turned out that it was so, Du Yao took a deep breath, turned her head and looked back, and Mu Zishen had already stood behind them at some point, her face was already full of gloom.

Feng Ling followed her line of sight, her legs softened in fright, and she knelt on the ground, "Shen...King Shen."

"What are you talking about?" He took a step closer, chilling.

"No... didn't say anything, General Feng was telling me a joke... a joke." Du Yao hurriedly smoothed things over.

"A joke? Is it funny?" He looked at her with a meaningful smile.

Du Yao tried to squeeze out a smile, but the stiff facial expression was still indifferent, so she lowered her eyelashes in frustration, "It's not funny."

"In that case, General Feng, you should take Miss Du and tell her a few more jokes in this king's Palace of Literature. As long as she doesn't laugh, you will be guilty of dereliction of duty!"

"..."

"..."

Du Yao and Feng Ling looked at each other, their helpless eyes filled with innumerable resentment towards that domineering man.

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In the hall, Feng Ling held back his breath and begged Du Yao bitterly, "Miss Du, please smile, don't embarrass the little one."

"To be honest, General Feng, you are the one who makes things difficult for others." Du Yao lowered her head and said with a sad face.

On the glass table not far away, Mu Zishen raised his head from the irritability in the book, just happened to see the scene of them torturing each other, he couldn't help feeling it was funny, so he chuckled suddenly.

Seeing that he was absent-minded, he coughed dryly.

When Feng Ling heard the voice, her voice was trembling with fright, "Du... Miss Du, then...then I will start talking."

"En." Du Yao sat upright, ready to listen to the joke carefully.

Bee Spirit brewed several times, but the final result was still staring at Du Yao.Seeing him working so hard and under pressure, Du Yao had no choice but to say, "Why don't I tell you a joke first?"

The two of them looked at Mu Zishen together, and saw that he was immersed in another booklet, so they agreed.

"This story is a scary and sad joke..." she told with a straight face.

Mu Zishen heard the words, raised his head secretly, and quietly listened to the story in her mouth through the pile of books.

"Once upon a time, there was a ghost..." she said, watching the reaction of the bee spirit when she heard the ghost, she showed a frightened reaction, and continued with satisfaction: "One day, it farted...and died gone."

"..." The bee spirit on the opposite side was dumb for a moment, and suddenly laughed upside down regardless of the image, "Hahaha...haha...I laughed so hard."

With a silent expression, Du Yao turned to look at King Shen, only to see that he buried his head in the book, trembling as if possessed by an evil spirit.

"Miss Du... Do you have any more? Tell me again!" Feng Ling held her stomach and couldn't help laughing.

"Yes, there are a lot of baskets!" She retracted her eyes and said exaggeratedly. In fact, these jokes were all heard from Mo Qinmo. In order to make her laugh, he collected some funny people and jokes from the human world. I told her everything, but in the end it was still fetching water from a bamboo basket, all in vain.

"I used to have two very good friends. They went to the top of the mountain to pick herbs. Unfortunately, one of my friends slipped and fell off the cliff." She paused.

"And then?"

"Then the friend on the top of the mountain anxiously asked the friend who fell off the cliff, 'Hey, are you injured'. The friend answered him, 'I don't know, I'm still falling!'."

"Pfft..." Feng Ling couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.

"Is it really that funny?" Du Yao calmly looked at him laughing out of shape, and then looked sideways, someone's head trembled even more.

"Miss Du, I didn't expect you to be so funny, it's so funny! Haha..." Feng Ling burst into tears with laughter.

After a long time, he finally calmed down, but the severe moment came again.

At this time, Mu Zishen was already standing in front of them, "General Feng, it seems that this king's orders are no longer effective for you..."

"King Shen, spare my life, King Shen, spare my life! The little one immediately tells... a joke!"

Seeing this, Du Yao couldn't bear it, so she stood up, stood in front of Feng Ling, and said to him: "How can you force him to do such a thing, I tell you, even if you tell jokes all over the world, I can't Will laugh!"

Seeing that he was stunned by the yelling, she said contemptuously again: "Because someone thought of this method earlier than you, but he failed."

"Get out!" he growled.

Bee Spirit rushed out of the hall in fright, Du Yao turned and followed, but was held back by him.

"You stop."

He walked up to her, lifted her chin, looked directly into her eyes, and said, "Have you forgotten our agreement?"

She was stunned, and his request from yesterday was still echoing in her ears, "I just need you to stay by my side in the elf country, and stay with you every step of the way until you learn...how to laugh."

"It turns out that as long as I don't laugh, you won't come with me..." She came to her senses like a thunderbolt.

He sneered, "Yes."

She bit her lower lip and kept shaking her head, "It means you will never come with me to save that person..."

He knew that she liked Prince Xudan, but as soon as he thought of her recklessly breaking into the elf kingdom for Xudan, breaking into his vision, and fighting against him, he would be furious.

It's just because I want to see her smile, so I made this plan to make her happy, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating...

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