Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 1 Dumb Attends English Class
When Li Li was telling us the "There is" sentence pattern, the principal slipped quietly out of the window again.Because the principal didn't want everyone to find him, everyone didn't find him.

But Dumb found out.

Dumb, this guy always has a bit of a strange talent.

Li Li said that "There is" must be used to make a sentence when a person stands up.

She ordered the name of my deskmate, Dumb.

Dumb stood up like a puppet with a "plop".

I knew Dumb's English was the worst, so I looked at him with gloating mood.I saw Duan's small eyes looking out of the window nervously, and stammered:
"There is...a pig...out of the window..."

Everyone's eyes were "drawn" out of the window by Dumb, and as a result, what we saw was "one" principal "out of the window".

Even Li Li looked at the principal in surprise.

The principal seemed taken aback, because he didn't understand why every pair of eyes in the classroom suddenly looked at him.He coughed, put his hands behind his back, and walked forward pretending to be calm.

"Humph--"

When the figure of the principal disappeared completely from our sight, Li Li made such a sound with her big nose.We were all startled, and looked at Li Li together, only to see her poker face, as gloomy as a dark cloud in the sky.

"It's always so sneaky, hmph—!"

"Snapped!"

The whole class was startled by the loud "pop" and almost jumped up.

That was Li Li hitting the podium hard with the pointer.

I almost trembled.

And I think, Li Li must have regarded the podium as the principal who eavesdropped on her corner.

Probably because Li Li was too fond of Ah-Dai, so she frequently named Ah-Dai by his name.She asked the class representative to give everyone dictation of new words. We can write in the notebook, but Dumb can't.

Dumb was carried to the blackboard to write.

The English class representative said: "Suspect, the suspect."

We quickly wrote it down in the notebook.

After finishing writing, everyone looked up at Dumb's, and saw only two big chalk characters written on the blackboard: "Salty Rice".

"Googoo—" Someone wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Li Li hugged her elbows and looked at us coldly.

Out of pity for Dumb, the class representative MM reported again: "Suspect, suspect."

Dumb didn't look back, he looked at the words he wrote on the blackboard, suddenly stretched out his right hand, and wiped the words on the blackboard with his sleeve.I finally breathed a sigh of relief——

This idiot seems to have finally recovered!

However, Ah-Dai wrote three big characters on the place he just erased, which made everyone dumbfounded:

"Salted Fish Rice".

I saw the rabbit in the front row, throwing her head back and covering her face with her right hand—a gesture she used when calling "God."

Dumb didn't write any of the next words, but just stood in front of the blackboard in a daze.

The poor fellow!

It suddenly occurred to me that Dumb asked for leave from his last English class and didn't come.

But judging by Li Li's face, I dare not say it even if I was killed.

Next, Li Li reprimanded Ah-Dai, and it was obvious that she was in a bad mood today, so when Ah-Dai was being scolded, I saw blood spurting from the top of his head.

To use an idiom to describe it, it is called "dog blood sprinkler"!

When Li Li was about to be reprimanded, she leaned her body and asked dumb:

"Tell me, are you a pig head?"

Duan took a step back and opened his mouth as if to say something, but Li Li didn't wait for him to speak, and immediately said, "Your explanation is just a cover-up."

Dumb quickly shut his mouth.

But Li Li kept on chasing her: "If you don't say anything, you are acquiescing."

Everyone gasped.

Fortunately, the damn bell finally rang.

We all breathed a sigh of relief for Dumb.

Li Li looked at Dumb with a gloomy expression, like a dark cloud before a storm.

The whole class was silent.

At this time, a person broke in unexpectedly, and after the person broke in, he apologized again and again:
"I'm sorry, Teacher Li, so you haven't finished class yet!"

Ha, that daredevil is a willow tree!

At this time, the willow tree is really like a spring breeze. Seeing him, the heaviness in my heart immediately eased a lot!
"Ah, it's Miss Liu——"

Li Li's voice suddenly became sweet and coquettish, and her face was full of fake smiles, which made all of us turn pale with fright, and my heart was beating violently:
"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

"It's okay it's okay."

Li Li twisted her waist, and said to the handsome Liu Shushu in the sweetest and gentlest voice:

"I'll be over soon, you...don't go!"

Liu Shushu didn't seem to notice Li Li's words, he looked at Dumb with concern: "Dai, why are you standing while everyone is sitting?"

"Ah!" Li Li suddenly yelled.

Dumb pouted his butt in fright, and almost fell to sit down.

"Ah...it's like this, I'm going to ask him a question, and then get out of class is over, hehe..." Li Li said enthusiastically to Liu Shushu.

"Oh, then you can ask questions." Liu Shushu took two steps back politely.

Hey - the demeanor and temperament of the willow tree are really impressive!
"Oh, dumb, look, what kind of sentence is this?"

Li Li scribbled down a sentence on the blackboard, and asked Dumb more kindly.

Duan didn't say a word, and Xicheng in the front row whispered to the rabbit: "Dai was so scared!"

I was about to remind Dumb in a low voice, but was interrupted by Li Li.I saw that she impatiently drew a horizontal line under the word "eye" with chalk, and then asked Dumb patiently:

"You always know the meaning of this word, right?"

Dumb remained silent.

Li Li looked at the willow tree, and the willow tree smiled at her.

So Li Li turned to Ah-Dai, like a kindergarten teacher enlightening a child, she pointed at the nose on her face, approached Ah-Dai, and asked:

"Look at the ends of the teacher's nose?"

Duan finally opened his mouth: "It's... freckles."

Li Li finally ignored her demeanor, she approached Duan fiercely, with a terrible look of pig liver on her face...

I quickly closed my eyes, secretly crossed myself, and prayed to God for Dumb.

(End of this chapter)