Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 19 Bitter and Hot Enemy (Tong Zhe)
first fight
When the new term started, I changed to a new deskmate. He was Xiao Feipang in our class.I saw that he was so fat and often "performed" some superhuman movements, so I simply called him "super fat".

I didn't have a good impression of him, and I ignored him at first, but since I saw his very very (very, very) disgusting action, which made people vomit for three days and three nights, I really thought he was hungry Excessive beggars too.

That day, just after class, I accidentally found him picking his nose.This extremely simple movement is followed by long strings of snot. I thought he would cover his nose and rush to the toilet at a lightning speed. Who knew him... He actually put his hand in his mouth and sucked it, and then used his sleeve wipe it up.

At that time, I felt my stomach was overwhelmed, as if I was going to spit out everything I ate in my previous life, which is simply not something ordinary people can do.I yelled in disgust: "I'm super fat, my nose is running three thousand feet!"

Chao Fat turned his head, and stared at me fiercely with a pair of furious eyes on that big face that was still covered with snot.I was so taken aback that my heart jumped up to the eighth floor, and then fell back to the first floor.

But I immediately reacted: "Super fat, don't be angry, how can someone as elegant as you and with a smart brain like an octopus care about a smart person like me?"

Chao Fat lost his mind for a moment, and immediately replied, "Thank you!"

How does he know what I mean, let this "genius" explain himself-

Super fat, don't be angry, a person as elegant as you, with dexterity like an octopus, and a brainless person like you, how can you care about a smart person like me?

After that, Super Fat hit the author angrily, this is a later story.This small victory made me "narcissistic" for days.

i'm done

Today is a dark day.Why do you say that?Only blame my short-circuited brain.

In science class, I was too tired to sit, and I had to stretch every ten minutes, and today was no exception, except——I stretched again.Huh?No, how did you bump into something?Why is it gone again?

I turned my head and saw my deskmate with an innocent face and the nose hiding a lot of snot. I was startled, could it be... Could it be... Maybe... I looked at my flawless hands, and my anger rose to [-] [-]/[-], even though I didn't see anything, I still associate Feiyang...

"You're—finished—egg—!" I said silently in my heart.

Finally, when the get out of class was over, I raised my fist and put it down again. I didn't move my mouth but my hands today.

"Slug!" (After the last incident, I changed the name of the super fat, although it is indecent) I spoke first, and it was better to strike first, "Don't you think you did something wrong?"

He replied without raising his head: "Hey, hey! You have a little conscience, okay, you hit me first!"

"My conscience is for people with a conscience!"

……

A moment of silence.

"Hmph!" The tablemate let out a strange laugh, "That's right, a person like me with such a pure conscience really doesn't deserve your sinful conscience!"

"You...you!" I was dumbfounded, my brain short-circuited, and I couldn't find a complete sentence for a long time. I really didn't expect my deskmate to be so smart.I will never give up.

Recurrence
"Little Jiji, what did you say to me last week?" The deskmate said in an infinitely gentle and pimple-filled language.

I don't like this, pretending to recall: "Shangshang last week, I know, you copied my homework and I said you stole Tarzan, right?"

"No.No.No. You said I have the same brain as an octopus! You are smart, which means smart."

"You're so stupid, you didn't know until this time!" I smiled and hated myself for having only one mouth, and I didn't notice that he had already clenched his little fist full of fat, and continued, "I said super fat, no, slug , your reaction is so slow, even if someone kills you, you don’t know how you died, haha!”

"Go to hell!" My deskmate punched me explosively. Although I didn't feel any pain, my stomach started to churn again when I thought of the snot-stained hand.

I tried my best to resist, but it was in vain, he was too strong.Hands-on is not my strong point, I was pinned on the table.Just when I thought that there is no way to enter the sky and the earth is seamless, and I must die, my friend at the same table came over and said, "Come here quickly, I invite you to eat Weilong (a kind of snack)."

"No, I'm afraid of spicy food, let's eat fat!" Said the same table while running.

Slug, you're welcome!Suddenly, a solution that only a genius of geniuses could come up with took shape in my mind.

Onion is tender and fragrant

The plan was implemented that day.In the afternoon, I saw a packet of crispy noodles under the slug's table.Haha, the opportunity for revenge has come, and I will definitely make my deskmate die of pain.

I took out the crispy noodles, tore off the seasoning inside, poured it out, and put in pepper and a lot of chili sauce.Just when I was secretly proud of this "great job", my deskmate came, and I hurriedly read the book pretending to be nonchalant.

Sure enough, as I expected, after a while, the deskmate sneezed twice and then started jumping up and down, looking for water everywhere.I covered my mouth with my hand and snickered, but I couldn't cover it with my hand, and laughed out loud with a "puchi".

The slug came back after drinking the water. He opened his eyes angrily and shouted: "Bold thief, steal my food, and exchange things privately, what should I do!"

I held back my smile and pretended to be dazed and said: "Xiaomin is innocent, please don't commit crimes indiscriminately."

"You—you—I'll kill you!" My deskmate was about to pounce on me when I suddenly sneezed and I ran away.

"The green onion is still tender and fragrant?" I yelled gloatingly, "All this is already under my control!" Hehe.

Older gingers are more spicy

"Help!" A piercing voice came from a corner of the classroom. "You are so poisonous!" Another voice came from another corner of the classroom.Don't believe me when you tell me, I encountered two vicious attacks from my deskmate today.

After class, I played a fighting game with my good friend. I thought it was just a joke, but my friend suddenly had a vicious heart, a soaring foot, and his self-created Fengyun Palm, and beat me all over. Before I could utter any words, another iron head skill and a stumbling block were added, and my ass blossomed like this.

Fighting with people who have learned taekwondo is a disadvantage. Just when I was puzzled why my friend did this murderously, the slug led his "subordinates" to come.When I looked at the formation, I had already guessed seven or eight points.It is the best policy for a hero not to suffer from immediate losses, but to run away.impossible! "Sportsman" was also bought?My life is over.

"Hahaha!" The tablemate kept laughing, I was so smart, I was confused for a while!

After school, the slug found me, and I hated him and ignored him.

"How much weight do you want me to lose?" The deskmate spoke first.

"Well... 100 catties!" I replied in a rough voice, which was actually nonsense.

"This is the weight of your poop. I am really worried about the fate of the school's urinal."

"You scoundrel!" I didn't get angry, I turned around and left, and my deskmate started laughing wantonly behind me.well!

reconcile
It's been almost a semester since I bickered with my deskmate. Today, my deskmate suddenly came to me and said, "Tong Zhe, let's... make up!"

"Reconcile? Arabian Nights! Unless you are dressed clean and the table is tidy, then I will consider it!"

"No problem." Unexpectedly, the deskmate agreed.

"We must not cross the [-]th parallel, otherwise the agreement will be cancelled."

"Good, good, good."

In the next few days, the tablemates really grew apart, and a top tablemate battle ended here.

(End of this chapter)