Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 3 The Benevolent Dumb

During the self-study class, the class was chaotic.

The rabbit sitting in front of me was wearing an MP3 player and was shaking his head.

"Hey, what song? So devoted!" I'm a nosy person, so I couldn't help but pat the rabbit on the back.

This nasty guy not only ignored me, but also dodged me, leaning his body forward.

I heard a sound like chanting from her mouth: "Mi bla bla blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

"Hum, sing Buddhist scriptures!" I said angrily.

At this moment, Xicheng, Rabbit's tablemate, turned around and told me in a strange way: "Mimi, do you know? Dumb, he believes in Buddhism!"

As soon as I heard it, my interest immediately shifted, and I grabbed my deskmate dumb: "Really?"

"What are you doing, Mimi?" Duan looked up from the book and looked at me inexplicably.

"I asked you if you believe in Buddhism!"

I've rarely been so patient with dumb!
"I don't believe in Buddhism, because you can't eat meat if you believe in Buddhism." Dumb pouted.

"Hey, you bastard, didn't you say that your grandma took you to pay homage to a master monk from Mount Jiuhua?" Xicheng questioned Dumb.

"Really?" I widened my eyes, as if meeting Ah-Dai for the first time—wow, so, no matter how you look at it, Ah-Dai really looks like a monk!
"Yes. But I don't want to believe in Buddhism!" Duan said firmly.

"You know how to eat meat, what a fool!" I cursed in my heart.

"Then there must be something to gain, anyway, you are close to Buddhism!" I pretended to be profound, and discussed with Dumb.

Because self-study classes are really boring.

"Of course dumb is different from us!"

Xicheng turned around again and said to me enthusiastically: "For example, when a mosquito bites you, you will slap it to death, won't you?"

"Ah."

"What about Dumb, he's different!" Xicheng gave Dumb a meaningful look.

"What will happen to me, Xicheng?" Duan looked at Xicheng and asked in a low voice.

"Do you still need to ask this? You have to smile and say to this mosquito: Please use it slowly!" Xicheng told Dui in a tone of reprimanding a fool.

"Oh, that's it!"

Dumb actually acted like he had suddenly realized.

"Okay, I will pay attention next time." Dumb said again.

"However, the teacher is here now." Dumb said without raising his head.

I looked back subconsciously and was startled——sure enough, I saw the Chinese teacher Liu Shushu standing behind the classroom.

Oh, the cunning willow tree used to sneak in through the back door to watch over us.

Dumb didn't look back at all, how did he know the teacher was here?

But there's nothing strange about this—dumb, this guy always has some talents that are different from ordinary people.

Everyone may not be very clear about this, but I, Rabbit, and Xicheng all know at least a little bit.

The classroom quickly quieted down, because after a while of whispering, everyone knew that there was a ghost behind.

Rabbit was the only one who was still there chanting sutras: "Mi bla bla blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

Everyone was a little dumbfounded.

I was about to kick the rabbit to remind her, when suddenly she stopped singing.

Well, it's strange—could it be that Duan's foresight was also transmitted to the rabbit?

At this time, the rabbit spoke.When she was talking, she turned her head slightly back: "Dumb, tell me when the teacher comes over, or you are dead!"

Wow!Her voice is so loud, I suspect that the rabbit is either out of his mind or has a problem with his ears.

Oh, by the way, speaking of ears, I just saw that she has earplugs in her ears.Moreover, her body was still shaking rhythmically.

I glanced at Dumb, his face was ashen.

Look at everyone again, everyone is pale.

"I won't go there!" Liu Shushu stood in front of the blackboard newspaper at the back of the classroom and said loudly towards this side.

His voice was so loud that rabbits with earphones plugged in their ears could hear it.She turned around abruptly, and what I saw was a face with a terrifying expression...

After class, the rabbit launched a fierce revenge on Duan.

"Hey, Mimi!" Rabbit said to me viciously, "Your tablemate is a fool!"

Dui raised his head, looked at Mimi, opened his thick lips, and blurted out: "Your tablemate is a fool!"

The rabbit and I couldn't help laughing haha.

Xicheng turned his head, stretched out his hand, and slapped Ah-Dai on the head.

"Xicheng, why did you hit me?"

Dumb held his head in disbelief.

"I'm killing mosquitoes for you!"

Xicheng glared at Dumb.

"Then you also have a mosquito on your face!"

Dumb muttered unconvinced.

Strange, I really saw a mosquito with mottled feet landed on Xicheng's face.

"Oh, please use it slowly!"

Duan said sincerely to Xicheng's face.

Xicheng patted his face with a "slap", and stretched out his palm, which was covered in blood.

"Dumb, how can you ask mosquitoes to suck my blood!"

Xicheng almost jumped up.

"I don't know. As soon as I said it, the mosquitoes came."

Dumb said innocently.

"Then did you see the willow tree coming?"

I blinked, remembering to ask Dumb like this.

"I didn't! I didn't see the teacher coming." Dumb looked at me, then at the rabbit—he must have lied because he was afraid that the rabbit would beat him up.

However, Dumb never knew how to lie!
"You didn't see the teacher coming..."

It's over, my brain started to be teased again by Dumb.

"Yes, I said that the teacher is here to remind you... But, I didn't expect the teacher to really come."

Dumb muttered.

"Wow——, Dumb you you you—"

Xicheng jumped up and pointed at Dumb: "You bastard must be the reincarnation of some monk."

"My grandma said the same thing about me!" Dumb stroked his big head and said with a silly smile.

I said to the puzzled rabbit: "Rabbit, what song were you listening to just now?"

"Half... peninsula iron box..."

The rabbit looked at Dumb blankly, and answered me absently.

(End of this chapter)