Wannian Xianzun in the city

Chapter 26
"It's just eating with your mouth. What does this have to do with etiquette? Don't you, Zhou Yong, eat with your mouth? Maybe you use some other part!" Tang Yan said lightly.

"Vulgar!" Zhou Yong's eyes turned cold, and he shouted, "I won't talk about the complicated ones, but do you know how to use the most basic western knife and fork? Do you know the order of meals?"

Tang Yan shook his head and said, "I don't know what you said. But I don't think it's a lack of quality. On the contrary, I think some people who think they are self-righteous, slander and despise others are more vulgar."

"Exaggerated words!" Zhou Yong snorted coldly, "Vulgarity is vulgarity, unsightly."

Tang Yan said: "It turns out that you can tell whether you are high or low by eating a meal! I don't know how you eat noble Zhou?"

"The way I eat, lowly guys like you don't deserve to know." Zhou Yong said.

"Low!" Tang Yan's eyes turned cold, he picked up a piece of steak with a fork in his hand, and threw it at Zhou Yong viciously.

With a crisp "snap", a piece of fat and juicy steak hit Zhou Yong's face fiercely. The splashed gravy made Zhou Yong's face into a mess, and the heavy force directly hit his cheek. They were all swollen and bulging.

When did Zhou Yong suffer this kind of loss, and it was still in public.Immediately furious, he threw the steak on the ground fiercely, and shouted: "Come on, security guard, come quickly, hit me, hit me hard."

The security guards rushed over again, this time there were even more people, there were five or six people, and they all surrounded Tang Yan.Seeing this, the parents hurriedly stood in front of Tang Yan, looking vigilant.

Tang Yan moved his body, protected his parents behind him, and looked at the security guard and Zhou Yong coldly.

Seeing that a fight was about to start, at this moment, the hotel manager approached with a smile on his face, shouted down the security guard, and then squeezed out a smile, speaking nicely to both parties.

Finally, the fight died down.It's just that when Zhou Yong and Chen Ziyue left, their eyes became more gloomy.

But Tang Yan's parents were very angry at the moment.On the contrary, Tang Yan himself, with his thousands of years of experience in the fairy world, made him look extremely calm at this moment, and instead came to comfort his parents.

To appease his parents, Tang Yan was not interested in the pleasantries of the merchants.Back in the corner again, with nothing to do, he simply took out his phone, casually clicked on a small game of "Airplane Wars", and played it to pass the time.

With Tang Yan's strength and hand speed, playing this kind of small game is really very simple, and he quickly reached hundreds of thousands of points with one hand.

While Tang Yan was playing, suddenly a pair of white and tender hands touched Tang Yan's arm, shook it vigorously a few times, and then a delicate and lovely voice sounded, "Brother, brother——"

"Uh—" Tang Yan put down his phone and looked in front of him.

Immediately, he saw a tender and tender girl.The little girl was only about four or five years old. She was wearing a gorgeous little dress. She had a cute little face carved in pink and jade, and a pair of big watery eyes stared at Tang Yan with curiosity.

"Brother, what are you doing?" The little girl continued to shake Tang Yan's arm, pointing at Tang Yan's mobile phone, "What are you playing?"

Tang Yan didn't think too much about it, and blurted out: "Playing with a plane!"

"What is masturbation? Brother, I want to play too!" the little girl shouted.

"Let me tell you, masturbation is fun and exciting, as long as you have fast hands and good skills, then it will be very powerful—"

As Tang Yan was talking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere.Looking up, I saw the guests nearby, all looking perverted, staring at me.

"What's this for? What's wrong with me, it's all here." Tang Yan looked innocent, and he didn't understand what happened.

"Pervert! It's really low-quality." A man spat.

"Disgusting, tell the little girl those things. You should be kicked out." A woman looked disdainful.

"Such a small child can do anything, it's a beast." An old man scolded angrily.

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"Me, what's wrong with me?" Tang Yan was scolded for being stupid.

After being stunned for a while, and then carefully thinking about what I said just now, I suddenly came back to my senses, I am on Earth, in China.What I just said about "jerking off", "hand speed", "technique" and "cool" seem to be easily misunderstood as certain things.

Immediately, Tang Yan's head was covered with black lines, and he felt speechless for a while.After staying in the fairyland for so long, I am not that sensitive to these words at all, and I am completely unaware of the meaning of another level.

As a result, the group completely misunderstood their own words.

Tang Yan couldn't help complaining in his heart: "One by one, you all have dirty thoughts and thought of those things, but in the end you called me a pervert. See why the little girl didn't think of those things?"

As a result, at this moment, the pink and tender little loli was still holding Tang Yan's arm, and yelled out tenderly, "Brother, brother, teach me how to jerk off quickly!"

Immediately, the disdainful gazes of the surrounding people became more intense, and some warriors who were filled with righteous indignation had already rolled up their sleeves at this moment, ready to come over and teach this pervert a lesson.

Tang Yan was about to cry, he touched the little girl's head, and finally comforted her.Then squeezed out a smiling face and explained: "Everyone, misunderstanding, it was all a misunderstanding just now. Actually, things are not what you think, I—"

Halfway through the explanation, Tang Yan's explanation was interrupted by a serious cold voice, "Tang Yan, I didn't expect you to be stubborn and let you go just now. But you went so far as to make an inch and made This kind of thing is simply too insane.”

Following the voice, Tang Yan looked up, and saw the glamorous Zhou Yong and Chen Ziyue standing in front of Tang Yan with righteous faces at this moment, angrily scolded.

Seeing this, Tang Yan's expression turned cold, and he said, "Zhou Yong, what do you mean by that?"

Zhou Yong snorted coldly and said, "What do you mean? Do you want me to tell you what you did yourself?"

"What did I do, you tell me!" Tang Yan had confidence, so he was naturally not afraid at the moment.

With a disgusted expression on his face, Zhou Yong said, "You molested the little girl, do you still want to quibble?"

He intentionally raised his voice, and as soon as he said those words, he immediately attracted everyone in the audience, and they all looked this way, and began to discuss in low voices.

Seeing this, Zhou Yong's proud expression became more intense, and he shouted sharply: "Come on, drive me out of this beast and scum, this kind of criminal should not appear in this kind of occasion." Zhou Yong waved his hand to call people.

Tang Yan's expression darkened, and he shouted, "Zhou Yong, you are slandering me."

"Slander? The facts are right in front of you, what else do you have to argue with?" Zhou Yong snorted coldly.

"Fact? What fact are you talking about? I only heard your slander against me, but I didn't see any evidence." Tang Yan shouted.

Having said that, many onlookers couldn't help but nod their heads. After all, they just heard about it and didn't see what happened at all.

(End of this chapter)