Second Continuation of Golden Plum

Chapter 35

Xiao Mo breaks through the great difficulties and prepares to taste lewdness, bitterness, filth, ghosts, romanticism, and enlightenment into the Buddhist poem: neither thinking nor not thinking, the same as the same.

I want to be courteous to the Fahua, and the Fahua is the same.

The green lotus flower on the tongue turned into a fly's wing.

Laughing and jumping, lying high in Wushan Temple.

But Widow Bao saw that Sister Dangui was out of her wits, seeing gods and ghosts all day long, and she was suffering from a blood disease. .Widow Bao asked a doctor to check her pulse, and she said it was blood deficiency and evil thinking, so she took a "Dingshen Pill" and took it.Mother and child stayed close to each other, and dared not blow on the lamp all night; they kept humming, and didn't wake up until half a day; they didn't close their eyes until dawn.After half a month, Dangui ate some food and combed her hair before getting out of bed.Only the blood disease persists, and the whole body is soaked and dripping all day long, and the beauty's face is like yellow wax.Another strange disease appeared, what kind of disease do you think it is: a layer of horizontal bones protruded from the top, tightly binding the hearts of several flowers.The balls and mud are sealed, and it is difficult for Qin soldiers to enter Hangu Pass; the stone walls are solid and deep, and the giant spirits will open the way for silkworms.

This disease is caused by women in the heaven and earth being closed, their blood vessels blocked, and their yin orifices are blocked with horizontal bones, leaving only a small path to walk through the small water.People have this strange disease, which leads to the loss of spouse for life.Physicians have no cure for her, so she is commonly known as Shigu, who is said to be the daughter of Shi in the Buddhist scriptures, and she is as beautiful as Xizi as you like.It is probably a kind of stupid young girl who has never been humane. With this disease, he does not hurt or itch. He becomes a dead wood and ashes, and he is like a female monk who has lost her desire to practice Zen and forgets her feelings.That Sister Dangui was born with constant color roots and new desires, how did she suffer from this disease?Now that I have lust and lose my hue, I feel very uncomfortable.Since I got this disease, my bones have grown into crossbones, the blood disease has stopped, and the evil spirits have not come to pester me anymore.Still dressed up and dressed up like an emperor or fairy.

Hou Laizi inquired about Sister Gui, and asked Mrs. Zhang Dujian to come and meet her, and said: "He would rather come in to recruit a son-in-law for the elderly, put on shoes and tie a hat, and do his best to support his own family. Ask all the relatives to have a meeting and ask for a few money." Spend the money, buy a few bolts of cloth and silk, and complete his life's work.

It is also the daughter's life, the kiss that was set.Who doesn't expect a good son-in-law?If you don't obey, when you become an official, it is true that I proposed marriage at the beginning, who would dare to tell the truth? " Widow Bao, because her daughter was growing up, suffered from a serious illness again. She was afraid that it would be inconvenient to ask for relatives for a long time. Seeing that the Dujian's wife persuaded him and gave hard evidence at the same time, she had no choice but to agree, saying: "Since it is from the in-laws Well, I have nothing to do.What big fortune and gift, expecting glory?I see a good day, buy a few bolts of cloth, make a home for him and his wife, open a shoe shop at this door, my mother and daughter take care of the shoe making, and he takes care of the soles.It's funny, such a daughter, hired a cobbler, and saved the need to ask for help.It's not too late for him to sell this certificate first. After finishing speaking, Mrs. Zhang Dujian thanked her again and again, and went back. Two days later, Hou Xizi wrote Zhang Hexi's certificate, canceling the lawsuit. He sold the homestead, and he bought a gift—— A piece of silk, a hairpin ring and a handkerchief also cost ten taels of silver. When I came in to see my mother-in-law and Mrs. Zhang Dujian, I kowtowed twice. It is decided to get married on the third day of November, and I will invite my wife to come in. Sister Dangui will recover from her serious illness. Seeing Hou Cripple with tears in his eyes.

It is:

A good horse is a hunchback and an idiot, and a clumsy husband meets a beautiful woman.There are so many incompatibility in the world, it is said that fate is hard: this year's spring is better than last year's spring, and the North Ruan becomes the South Ruan poor.

The light-colored peach blossoms meet the rain, and the hard-working plums are not benevolent.

The fragrance of red silk wiping tears is still left, and the dream of cutting books with brocade characters has not come true.

Since there is no one to appreciate the famous fragrance, I will pay for the ditch with the wind.

Although Sister Dangui is an unbroken woman, she and Xiangyu have practiced lust day and night, playing with flowers and pistils, and have known the fun for a long time, and the ghosts have used the essence twice to make the pleasures of men and women deeper than they have been used to for a long time. layer.On the third day of November, Hou Laizi took a bath in the bathroom, put on a new set of clothes, and invited Mrs. Zhang Dujian to come and finish the room with Dangui.Zhi hastily bought a new pair of quilts, added some pollen jewelry, and made only a red silk shirt for his clothes.That day, the maid of the prison guard put her head in a bun, shaved her face and shaved her eyebrows, and sent her to the room to sit with Hou Chao, and also poured a glass of Hebei wine.Sister Gui's eyes were full of tears, she couldn't cry out, and she refused to answer.The cripple took it, and left Zhang Dujian's wife with a mouthful. It was not easy to stay, so he went back after two obeisances.

But Miss Dangui, when she thinks of her husband on weekdays, her eyes often get angry, like a goblin who sees Tang Sanzang and wants to swallow it in one gulp. Today, when she sees Hou Cripple, it's like a puppet who has attained enlightenment.The cripple saw that Sister Gui turned her face inward, and didn't look at him at all, but he took a jug of shochu by himself, ate two plates of pickles in one meal, made him drunk, and wanted to be the bridegroom.These two lame legs have to walk on the road of Wushan Goddess walking in the clouds, and cross the magpie bridge by the silver man and cowherd.He took off a pair of white cloth trousers, blew out the light in one gulp, jumped on the bed twice, was pushed by Sister Dangui, and stomped on his back, like a toad eating a fly——Front and back, all lying down Can't get up.After struggling for a long time, I got up and hugged Sister Dangui's shoulders, and shouted: "Sister, go to sleep." Sister Gui gave another slap in the face, and pushed her all over, like a lame turtle lying on the deep vat—his head I stretched it out, but it couldn't get through.

Rolling over, he hugged Sister Gui again, and Sister Gui punched her neck twice again, like a white eel in a hot pot - fisting her waist together, she couldn't move anymore.With just three pushes and three hugs, the cripple's body became weak.

Sister Dangui was annoyed and laughed again, and said: "It's just that you are so cruel!" She hated in her heart, but she moved her hand to touch the things around his waist.It turned out to be half a bottle of vinegar and Erweizi in name only, shrinking like a silkworm chrysalis, with a protruding beak.It turned out that the cripple hugged Sister Gui three times, but was pushed and beaten again, and he couldn't do it.This is called a meeting gift—you don’t enter the door, but you post a thank you post first; it’s also called partition wall drunk—you don’t drink, but you get drunk after seeing the pole.It turned out that Hou Laizi was injured by Jin Bing's leg and crotch, and his kidney capsule was shrunk. There was only one egg, which was often swollen and bare.Seeing that Sister Gui was born beautiful, she hugged her and vented immediately. After finishing the wedding ceremony, wouldn't she save a lot of evil spirits.Seeing this, Dangui had to take off her clothes and go to sleep.Hou Laizi knew that he had no money inside and outside, so he didn't come to cause trouble. He snored and dozed off, and fell over, not like a human being.Stretching out two lame legs, Dangui got up and took a closer look, but saw: short body and waist, like an eight or nine-year-old baby; shrunken eggs and withered kidneys, like an old man in his seventies or eighties.The pendulous sac is like a broken jujube classic frost, and the top is wrapped like a silkworm in a cocoon.Clay figurines are made of clay, and puppets learn to dance without lifting beams.

Sleeping until midnight, Sister Dangui thought for a while and said, "Now I can't get rid of him, so I have to keep him as a dead pile. I just happen to find someone who is proud of me and do some romantic things. I expect this cripple will also be caught." You can't rape, and you can't control me." Thinking is settled.At dawn, Hou Lizi got up, thanked his mother-in-law, cleaned up a front door by himself, opened a cobbler's shop, bought some old shoes, and used them as a front door.Sister Gui often came to see the people on the street in front of the curtain when she wore a bun. If a cripple dared to ask him a question, she would wish to find a good man to flatter him, and if he didn't say a word, he would be scolded to death.

When it came to welcome the Spring Festival, the Three Churches recruited many scholars to study in this year because it was a big place for imperial examinations.Among the poor students from the eight prefectures in Henan who had no money, most of them came to the third church to work as an office, often passed by Sister Dangui's door, and some came to his house to sew shoes and mend boots.Dangui also took a fancy to three or five young scholars and romantic scholars in the curtain.

My own house is connected to the study building, only separated by an old plum branch on the rock of Taihu Lake, halfway to the courtyard.The scholars held books in their hands and probed their brains.

Sister Dangui is also half-covered, people don't look at him, but he wants to look at others; coaxing people look at him, but they swear.Most adulterous women are like this.

At that time, there was a scholar named Pan Mingfang, whose style name was Zi'an. He was born elegant and elegant.Seeing that Sister Dangui is pretty, she doesn't look like a good family.Upstairs, Liu Susu looked at Sister Gui and said, "Borrow a needle and sew a sewing belt with my husband." After talking in Guifang, after drinking tea, I realized that she was the cobbler's wife. She was such a wonderful woman, so I went back and talked to Pan Xiucai.Another man who has been in the business for many years and is used to drilling dog holes only sent one tael of silver and two sticks of jade hairpins to Liu Susu and said, "Pan Xianggong wants to meet you for a while, but he doesn't want anyone to know. "Sister Dangui has been missing this yamen for a long time, and she wants to borrow a seal to relax her waist. She smiled and did not refuse.Make an appointment to cross the wall in the middle of the night and meet upstairs.Dangui kept calling to Ken, and Liu Susu went there.

Suddenly it began to rain, and it rained all night from noon, which missed the happy date.Tianming is the day when the master examines the legacy of Da Luo. A group of scholars, who did not have an imperial examination, came to test the legacy of talent. They sent their bedding to the city overnight.At five o'clock, I was ready and went to Kaifeng Mansion for the exam.Liu Susu also returned to Goulan.None of the scholars from the three churches was there, except Wang Kuiyu—nicknamed Wang Leigong, who did not take the imperial examinations.

At that time the weather was hot, Wang Leigong drank sour wine, got drunk, stripped naked, split his two thick black legs, and took out his words, he was as tired as a rabbit and a donkey, a foot long Yu long.Every day I bend my waist, I feel that I am falling deeply, so I take a university chair, put it in a flat position, just like an ancient painting, and then sleep on my side, so happy.I only feel snoring and falling into a dream, and the nose-in-nose rings like thunder, and when I am drunk, the thing stands out and grows a lot.Wang Leigong went to sleep without asking.

But it was said that Sister Dangui secretly made an appointment to meet Pan Sheng in the library the night before, and because of the rain, she had no sleep all night, and she touched Hou Lai with her hand to get a little excited, which made her a little angry.The talent is too small to use, and there is an egg to support it outside. When I got to the door, I had a previous illness. I thanked you outside the door. I was often kicked out of the room by Sister Dangui, and I slept in a cold bed in the shoe store. , and dare not speak.That night, the moon was as bright as day, and Dangui wanted to go over the wall to Pan Sheng's appointment, so he sent Hou Li to sleep in the shop first.But when the second watch was about to end, there was no sound of people inside or outside, and the dogs on the street stopped barking. He quietly went out the door, threw a tile, and coughed twice, but no one answered.

Use a small stool to step on and hold the plum branches. The garden wall on the top is not very high, but it comes down from the Taihu stone.The garden was quiet and there was no one there.Walking through the three churches, and arriving at the Sankong Pavilion, it is Pan Xianggong's bedroom: "Or unexpectedly, I will come tonight tonight, and I will go to sleep first?"

At this time, Sister Gui was burning with desire. She went upstairs and saw the door of the building was wide open. In the moonlight, she saw a person, sleeping like thunder, with her legs stretched out, and her body was black like a general who suppressed the palace. It was not the romantic appearance of Mr. Pan .After thinking about it for a while: "Since I have come here, how can I return empty-handed? I just poured my heart's fire on this person, and this time is not in vain." I went forward to push him to wake him up, only to see a picture There was something on the chair, like a piece of green cloth rolled into a long scroll: "But why is half of it in the waist, and it has not been taken off?" I stepped forward and took a closer look, and it turned out to be a monster with exposed purple veins. The concave eyes are wide open, more than a foot long, and as thick as a cut gourd.

It's safe to surprise the young and lustful daughter of the east neighbor, the vixen who rushes to the neighbor in the middle of the night.He wanted to touch him with his hand, but he was afraid of waking him up. He was doomed and had no way to enter, so he quietly moved out of the pavilion and continued to pass the wall.

Going back to the room to sleep alone, I was so frightened that I flinched, and the horizontal bone was so high that I couldn't get in with my little finger, let alone a man's penis.After thinking about it for a while, my eyes filled with tears, and I sighed: "The small ones are unusable, and the big ones can't be tolerated. I think it's fate to be a lonely Luan, and it's not suitable to have a husband, so I have blood disease and grow into a cross-bone. I don't need to be greedy anymore." Wanting to be flirtatious, I missed my youth. Why don’t I become a monk, read scriptures in Dajue Temple, and repent my sins in my previous life!”

At five o'clock, I woke up, cried bitterly with my mother, prostrated four times, bid farewell to Hou Li, and wanted to practice in Dajue Temple, so I had to send my mother to the temple to keep Buzhu.Fuqing sees that Miss Dangui is a young girl, smart and stubborn, and refuses to take her in, fearing that her heart will not retreat after a long time, and she will return to vulgar life, which will break the precepts of the mountain gate.Widow Bao dragged Fuqing to a secluded place, detailing that Sister Dangui had a disability after being ill and became a stone daughter. Accepted.Called Hou Lilai, and set up a coupon for quitting relatives and becoming a monk.

Seeing an auspicious day, he cut his hair with Dangui, named him Lianjing, worshiped the Three Jewels, and taught him to recite sutras and repent.

It is:

Form returns to formless, form returns to formless: the absence of form and form is called the degree of extinction.The prostitute turns into a stone girl, and the foolish man turns into a wooden man.

Let's listen to the next chapter.

(End of this chapter)