Dijun, your bride ran away again

Chapter 1484 Coup
Xi Ze felt a little lingering fear when he thought about the last time he was tied up as a eunuch by Xiao Ning'er. No man wants to be a eunuch, but if Xiao Ning'er can't calm down, he might have to be a eunuch in his next life.

After thinking about it several times, he beckoned and called Xunfeng over.

Xunfeng followed by Xi Ze's side, and already felt that their master had no integrity, and the previous image of aloof and domineering had long since disappeared.

Fortunately, he is used to it.

Xunfeng clasped his fists with both hands, and asked, "What orders does Your Highness have?"

Xi Ze said solemnly, "Go find two washboards."

Washboard?
Xunfeng and Yan Zongli were both taken aback, wondering what Xize was doing with the washboard?Is it possible to do laundry?

It's just that Xunfeng didn't have the courage to ask. After being stunned for a while, he answered yes, and retreated full of doubts.

After Xunfeng left, Yan Zongli asked curiously, "Brother, what do you want a washboard for?"

Xi Ze looked back at him and said, "There is a trick to calm them down, do you want to try it?"

Yan Zongli nodded hastily. Of course he would like to try if there is a coup. After all, he doesn't want to be a eunuch.

Xi Ze glanced at him, turned around and walked back, but he didn't say what the trick was?
Yan Zongli was a little anxious, followed up and asked, "Brother, what are you talking about?"

Xi Ze casually spit out a few words while walking: "Go back and kneel on the washboard!"

After Yan Zongli heard this, he staggered and almost fell. He looked up at Xize in astonishment, and stammered, "Brother...Brother, are you kidding me?"

Xi Ze shrugged: "Do you think I'm joking?"

This tone, this expression is exactly the same as what Yao Luli Mu Youning said just now, but it is extraordinarily serious when it is placed on Xi Ze.

The corners of Yan Zongli's lips trembled a few times, and he could hardly imagine: "Kneel on the washboard?"

"Ah."

Xi Ze nodded, and then said: "Xiao Ning'er said that in their era, men who made mistakes were punished by making them kneel on the washboard. Of course, durian and shiatsu boards are also acceptable, but we don't have these things here."

No loss, otherwise I might not know how to suffer.

Durian and shiatsu board?

Yan Zongli's face was messed up, what the hell is this?

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Xize ask: "Do you want to be a eunuch, or kneel on the washboard and choose by yourself. That's all I can help you with?"

As he spoke, he reached out and patted Yan Zongli on the shoulder.

Yan Zongli looked at Xi Ze with deep hatred: "Brother, you won't cheat me, right? This trick really works? I knelt on the washboard, so Qiqi won't poison me into a eunuch?"

Xi Ze nodded: "Whether it works or not, you'll know when you go back and try."

Yan Zongli frowned: "So, Big Brother hasn't tried it either?"

Naturally, Xi Ze didn't try it, because he had never offended Xiao Ning'er so hard. He was indeed too angry that day, and he didn't act properly, and he regretted it afterwards.

Knowing that Xiao Ning'er really couldn't spare him this time, he could only resort to big moves to save his life.

Of course, he can't do this kind of thing by himself. Someone has to accompany him so as not to lose face. If the effect is good, it must be popularized.

Just like cooking, let the men around him try it, this is a good brother.

Xi Ze hooked the corners of his lips, and said in a warm voice: "A good brother is a good brother when we are in trouble. Let's try it together tonight. Don't worry, it will work. I will never cheat you."

Yan Zongli: "..."

My big brother, come on, are you still cheating too much?

　Hahaha, I wanted them to kneel on the washboard a long time ago!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)