The strongest fairy doctor in the city

Chapter 368 This Taste Is Pretty Good
Qin Lang knew the treatment method, but he would definitely not tell Dongfang Yu.

He calmly controlled his true qi to walk in Dongfang Changxiong's body, pinched Dongfang Changxiong's right hand finger at the pulse gate, and flicked it a few times from time to time, so that Dongfang Yu, who was guarding him by his side, felt that he was effective in curing diseases. Sample.

In fact, Dongfang Yu will never know that this is just Qin Lang's deception.

Because Dongfang Changxiong suffered from this kind of humanoid mad dog disease, there is no need for special treatment at all.

It is similar to "insanity", but it does not mean that the patient's mind will go crazy permanently.

In fact, it can heal itself.Of course, Qin Lang didn't know the specific reason, because "Xuan Qingzi" hadn't studied it in detail.

But in "Xuan Qingzi's" memory, it is indeed clear about this disease, as long as he waits quietly, the impact of the psychological stimulation the patient receives will gradually diminish.

"Xuan Qingzi" estimated that it would take about half a month.

Specifically for Dongfang Changxiong, that is, Dongfang Changxiong's condition will worsen first, and his behavior will become more and more similar to that of a mad dog. But when the condition seems to be the most serious, it will immediately turn to subside and until it fully recovers.

To put it bluntly, Dongfang Changxiong will get better on his own without him to treat him.

It is precisely because the disease can be cured by itself, which may be the main reason why many doctors are helpless. Qin Lang estimates that with the energy of the Dongfang family, there must be no less than ten famous doctors who have been recruited, but no one can find the cause.

Speaking of which, I really should thank these doctors, otherwise, it would not be my turn to see Dongfang Changxiong.

"Probably I can see the situation."

Qin Lang finally said that Dongfang Yu was dying of anxiety after waiting.

"Is there a way to cure it?" Dongfang Yu asked quickly.

Seeing that Dongfang Yu was so anxious, Qin Lang showed that he still cared about his son Dongfang Changxiong. It can be said that every father is like this for his children.

But Qin Lang will not think that Dongfang Yu is a good person because of this.

What needs to be adjusted must continue to be adjusted.

"Can be cured."

Qin Lang said unhurriedly, "To be more specific, there are two methods."

"You say, I will choose which one to use." Dongfang Yu heard that Dongfang Changxiong's illness can be cured, and immediately relieved her heart, and began to put on a superior posture to Qin Lang again.

In Dongfang Yu's view, if he paid such a large amount of money to Qin Lang as a reward, it was right for him to boss Qin Lang a few times.

Seeing Dongfang Yu's posture, Qin Lang became more at ease with Dongfang Yu.

"The first method is to let me use silver needles to perform simple acupuncture techniques in acupuncture, and the second method is to let your son take the appropriate medicine without moving the needles."

"The first method should work faster." Dongfang Yu quickly made a choice, "Then you use the first method."

Qin Lang thought in his heart, what you said was light and easy, and he didn't even think about why I said both methods. Could it be that I gave you the choice for free?

After all, Dongfang Yu had a wealth of experience. As soon as he said the words, he also thought of the same thing, so he asked instead: "You told me these two methods, should there be conditions?"

Since Dongfang Yu proposed it on his own initiative, Qin Lang was naturally eager. He said calmly: "The first method, Dongfang Changxiong's illness will be cured immediately within 10 minutes after the needle is applied, but you should know it without me telling the reason." How much energy will be consumed in this way. Instead of talking about the first method, I can tell you the second method directly, and you should be able to guess the reason."

"You want money again?" Dongfang Yu mentioned "money", and her face turned ugly instantly.

Qin Lang snapped his fingers: "Yes!"

"If I insist on using the second method, as long as I can cure the disease, it will be regarded as the completion of the task, and I can still get the reward of 1000 million."

Qin Lang's words made Dongfang Yu unable to refute, he asked: "Then you can talk about the second method."

He knew that if he added money, the amount would probably not be very small.The more money is given to Qin Lang, the greater the blow to him, he doesn't want to send money to the enemy anymore.

The kind of thing that used his own money to enrich the pockets of his enemies made him want to die.

"You really want to hear it?" Qin Lang joked with a smile.

Dongfang Yu realized that the second method might be very hurtful, but if he didn't listen to it, he would definitely be very unwilling, so he said angrily: "Say it!"

"Dongfang Changxiong's disease requires the right medicine. The second method is to lock him up with eight to ten bitches and have sex with these dogs once a day. He also needs to mix dog shit with water and drink at least five liters a day. After about eleven days in a row, the disease will be cured." Qin Lang looked at it and said seriously.

Qin Lang estimated that Dongfang Changxiong will be sick for about four days, and the disease will be cured automatically in half a month, so he asked the second method to last for eleven days, just in time for Dongfang Changxiong to recover. Naturally, it will not Show flaws.

But Dongfang Yu's lungs were about to explode after hearing this so-called treatment method!
"Qin Lang, are you playing with me?"

What kind of treatment is this? Swallow shit mixed with water. The key is to have sex with a bitch, and at least eight of them?

"Do you think I'm joking?" Qin Lang raised his face and asked back.

"Then explain it clearly!" Dongfang Yu would not believe that such a wonderful method could be effective without understanding the reason for the treatment.

"Yin and yang intermingle, transfer instinct." Qin Lang gave the eight-character motto that he made up.

"What do you mean?" Dongfang Yu still felt that this was nonsense.

"Is your son sick like a mad dog?" Qin Lang asked.

Although he was not happy, Dongfang Yu could only admit it.

"Is your son male? I mean, when he gets sick, to be specific, it's like a male mad dog going crazy?"

Dongfang Yuyou had no choice but to nod.

"Isn't this the end? When a male mad dog goes crazy, his instinct is to attack people, but if he is given a chance to vent, he will gradually transfer this instinct. The intercourse of yin and yang is not only to transfer this instinct, but also The key is to be able to expel the toxins that cause madness through intercourse."

"For example, in martial arts movies, a man is poisoned by love, or a woman is poisoned by love. What is the antidote? I believe you should know."

Dongfang Yu stopped talking.Although he knew that what Qin Lang said was mysterious and he couldn't test the authenticity of the school, but the disease itself was mysterious enough. Otherwise, if so many doctors were invited, there would be no progress?

Qin Lang struck while the iron was hot, and said: "This method seems unreliable, but it is the only one that works."

"Then what shit mixed with water? There is also a basis for this?" Dongfang Yu asked.

Seeing Dongfangyu say this, Qin Lang knew that Dongfangyu generally believed in his treatment method, but some suspected that he was trying to get revenge.

"I was talking about drug treatment before. Although the name of dog poop is a bit ugly, but the poop is the same, and most of it is undigested. Like the "Wildness Survival" column, it also tells us that when we can't find food in the forest, we can eat it. Animal poop to get some nutrients and energy, and something in dog poop, mixed with water, can help your son, it's as simple as that."

When Qin Lang said it, even he felt disgusted. After listening to Dongfang Yu, he probably would not be able to accept this method if he knew that this method should be used on his son.

"You're right, but how do I know you didn't mean to trick us?" Dongfang Yu rubbed her throat, feeling nauseated by the smell of dog shit mixed with water.

"You use this method, don't you know?" Qin Lang asked back.

"Hmph, what you said is tantamount to saying it for nothing, knowing that I will not let my son receive such a discordant treatment!" Dongfang Yu said angrily.

Qin Lang spread his hands together: "Then there is no other way, you can only choose the first method."

Qin Lang then thought of something else, and added: "By the way, I forgot to tell you, the first method, after I finish the injection, you need to immediately pour one kilogram of dog feces and water into your son's stirred solution , it will take 10 minutes for your son to fully recover."

In the past, Dongfang Changxiong forced Daohu to deal with him, and instructed Daohu to get [-] kilograms of urine, and wanted to give him to drink. Although in the end all the urine was drunk by Daohu, it didn't mean Qin Lang forgot about this.

Now there is a chance to let Dongfang Changxiong taste the upgraded version of feces and water for himself, and he must achieve his goal no matter what.

"What, this method also needs to be the same?" Dongfang Yu was furious and furious.

That look is scary, but it can't scare Qin Lang.

Qin Lang said unhurriedly: "For special diseases, unconventional methods have to be used. Besides, the second method is to take it for more than ten days in a row. This is only one kilogram, which is already too much savings."

Dongfang Yu gave Qin Lang a hard look, thinking that even if it was saved, wouldn't his son still have to eat shit?

But after thinking about it, compared to the unacceptability of the second method, even if the first method is not good, you can only accept it with a hard scalp.

"Okay, I'll choose the first method." Dongfang Yu said.

Qin Lang was not surprised by this answer at all, he stretched out two fingers, "Add 200 million."

Dongfang Yu's body is crumbling!Nima, the lion opened his mouth wide, and the mouth is 200 million!
Qin Lang crossed his legs and sat leisurely on the chair, not in a hurry.

Dongfang Yu's face was ashen, and after ten seconds of muffled silence, she finally stomped on the floor and walked out angrily.

"Here is 200 million!" Three minutes later, Dongfang Yu threw a bag on the table.

After Qin Lang waited for police officer Xiao Liu to take the money and keep it temporarily, he picked up the acupuncture box he had brought over.

"Don't say anything, if you disturb me, you will bear the consequences."

"Also, go and prepare dog poop right away. It must be bitch's, hot or cold, half a catty of dog poop, one and a half catties of water, stir well, and get ready."

Qin Lang sat at the head of the bed without looking at Dongfang Yu, Leng Bangbang said.

Dongfang Yu was very depressed, feeling aggrieved like never before!
Qin Lang used his true qi, combined with the "acupuncture method of heavenly doctor", and according to the treatment method in "Xuan Qingzi's memory", he pricked specific acupoints, and completed the acupuncture action within 3 minutes.

However, during this process, Qin Lang injected a few more needles, and these needles were all distributed in Dongfang Changxiong's abdomen and thighs, and they had other "magic effects".

Of course, because there are other acupoints that need to be injected in this area, anyone who studies his injection process will not see that he has tampered with Dongfang Changxiong.

"Okay, I'm done with the acupuncture, you can start pouring medicine on Dongfang Changxiong."

Qin Lang put away the silver needle and walked away from the bed to make room for Dongfang Yu to feed Dongfang Changxiong "good things".

Dongfang Yu didn't dare to let the housekeeper know about it, so she had to do it herself.He picked up the kettle that he usually used to boil water at home, but he didn't dare to look at the dark floating objects and the yellow and black liquid in the kettle, and covered his nose with his other hand, afraid to smell the smell of dog poop Son.

Qin Lang was on the side, enjoying the good show.

Dongfang Yu pried open Dongfang Changxiong's mouth, put the spout into Dongfang Changxiong's mouth, mixed dog feces with water, and irrigated Dongfang Changxiong's mouth.

It took 5 minutes for Dongfang Yu to pour a full kilogram of stinky dog ​​feces into Dongfang Changxiong's mouth.

Dongfang Changxiong, who was in a coma, even hiccupped, as if enjoying the taste of shit, Qin Lang was so happy that he couldn't help laughing.

Dongfang Yu threw away the kettle and looked at Dongfang Changxiong's body, the pillow next to him, and the sheets, all covered with dirty dog ​​feces. She felt ashamed and humiliated today, feeling like she was being played by Qin Lang wantonly Feel.

"Qin Lang, you'd better pray that your treatment is effective, otherwise, I'll turn my face right away!" Dongfang Yu suffered such a big loss and lost such a big face, so she was naturally unwilling and threatened Qin Lang.

"Hehe, why am I having trouble with 10 million in cash? You can just wait and see the result in [-] minutes."

Dongfang Yu had to wait for 10 minutes.

But when the time came, he actually found that his son had opened his eyes. His eyes were very clear, and he didn't look crazy.

"How are you feeling?" Dongfang Yu asked.

"I feel much better, my mind is very clear, as if I have recovered from my illness, but I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach." Dongfang Changxiong said his feelings.

Dongfang Yu frowned, not daring to explain why her son felt uncomfortable in his stomach.

ah.Suddenly Dongfang Changxiong let out a cry.

"Father, what... what is this? It smells so disgusting!"

Dongfang Changxiong sat up from the bed, looked at the black and yellow paste with disgust, and threw the quilt and pillow aside.

(End of this chapter)