Chapter 1202 What is wit?
The fourth master struggled to withdraw his legs from his arms, then sat down on the main seat indifferently, scraped the tea leaves with the cup lid in a leisurely manner, and said indifferently: "It seems that if the master really stands in the hall I will fight with you like a war of heroes..."
Hearing what Si Ye said, Li Wei smiled, got up with a grunt, sat on the bottom of Si Ye, and followed Si Ye's appearance, scraping off the tea leaves.
However, his actions were rather rude. He put all the tea leaves aside in a single stroke, then poured a cup of tea abruptly, and said, "Master! The slave has something important to report!!"
Seeing how excited he was, Fourth Master gave him an indifferent look: "Tell me, aren't you here to report something?"
"Er... not all..."
Li Wei secretly glanced at fourth master.
Seeing his strange appearance, Fourth Master raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Then what else?"
"That...hehehe..." Li Wei smirked, and didn't feel any embarrassment anymore: "The servant hasn't eaten yet? Have you eaten yet? Is there any leftover? Give the servant some... ...I was in a hurry, I forgot to eat!"
Fourth Master: "..."
He didn't eat much, he was full of anger from the brat.
"It's just right, let's eat with you, Grandpa."
"That's great!!" Li Wei bared his teeth and smiled, and asked casually, "Why haven't you eaten yet? Are you up late?"
It is said that a well-behaved person like fourth master lives a very regular life and doesn't know how to stay in bed. Maybe there is something delaying him...
But fourth master's complexion is not very good, could it be... was kicked out of bed by his wife?
All those wicked women in their village do this when they are unhappy!
But Heshuo Fujin doesn't seem like such an ignorant person!
"Something is delayed."
"Oh!" Li Wei smiled and said, "I thought you were kicked out of bed by Fang Fujin! You didn't sleep well and didn't catch up with dinner!!"
Fourth Master: "..."
She gave him a gloomy look: "I think so much."
What's the difference between him now and being kicked out of bed by his wife?
It's better to be kicked!
That was only temporary, but now he was directly put into the cold storage by his wife.
Li Wei looked at Fourth Master's gloomy face and thought to himself, wow!It can not be!Fourth Master was kicked out of bed! ?
Tut tut...
Seeing that He Shuo's side Fujin has such a good temper, he lost his temper, maybe...the fact is not to blame He Shuo's side Fujin.
After all, isn't he in good health yet?
Li Wei patted Fourth Master, and comforted him: "Master, Chu Fujin is not in good health right now, you will definitely be slapped if you try to force it, you have to restrain yourself..."
Fourth Master: "..."
There seemed to be the sound of grinding teeth, which was extremely gloomy: "Do you look like such a beast?"
Li Wei silently turned his head to do a good job.
"Not like. But—"
Li Wei was afraid of being beaten, so he quickly said the second half of the sentence: "Sometimes the things you do are really beasts! For example, you threw the servant alone in the courtroom!! If the servant hadn't wittily picked up the Thirteenth Lord If you come out, it’s still uncertain how you will be drowned by the spittle stars of the civil and military courts!"
Fourth Master slowly turned his head to look at him, with a slight chill in his eyes: "What did you say?"
Li Wei trembled all over, and said wittily in an instant: "The slave is saying... a person like you is so brave, wise, brave, extraordinary, and outstanding. The concubine Defei must not have thought of you when she gave birth to you!!"
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and also
(End of this chapter)
The fourth master struggled to withdraw his legs from his arms, then sat down on the main seat indifferently, scraped the tea leaves with the cup lid in a leisurely manner, and said indifferently: "It seems that if the master really stands in the hall I will fight with you like a war of heroes..."
Hearing what Si Ye said, Li Wei smiled, got up with a grunt, sat on the bottom of Si Ye, and followed Si Ye's appearance, scraping off the tea leaves.
However, his actions were rather rude. He put all the tea leaves aside in a single stroke, then poured a cup of tea abruptly, and said, "Master! The slave has something important to report!!"
Seeing how excited he was, Fourth Master gave him an indifferent look: "Tell me, aren't you here to report something?"
"Er... not all..."
Li Wei secretly glanced at fourth master.
Seeing his strange appearance, Fourth Master raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Then what else?"
"That...hehehe..." Li Wei smirked, and didn't feel any embarrassment anymore: "The servant hasn't eaten yet? Have you eaten yet? Is there any leftover? Give the servant some... ...I was in a hurry, I forgot to eat!"
Fourth Master: "..."
He didn't eat much, he was full of anger from the brat.
"It's just right, let's eat with you, Grandpa."
"That's great!!" Li Wei bared his teeth and smiled, and asked casually, "Why haven't you eaten yet? Are you up late?"
It is said that a well-behaved person like fourth master lives a very regular life and doesn't know how to stay in bed. Maybe there is something delaying him...
But fourth master's complexion is not very good, could it be... was kicked out of bed by his wife?
All those wicked women in their village do this when they are unhappy!
But Heshuo Fujin doesn't seem like such an ignorant person!
"Something is delayed."
"Oh!" Li Wei smiled and said, "I thought you were kicked out of bed by Fang Fujin! You didn't sleep well and didn't catch up with dinner!!"
Fourth Master: "..."
She gave him a gloomy look: "I think so much."
What's the difference between him now and being kicked out of bed by his wife?
It's better to be kicked!
That was only temporary, but now he was directly put into the cold storage by his wife.
Li Wei looked at Fourth Master's gloomy face and thought to himself, wow!It can not be!Fourth Master was kicked out of bed! ?
Tut tut...
Seeing that He Shuo's side Fujin has such a good temper, he lost his temper, maybe...the fact is not to blame He Shuo's side Fujin.
After all, isn't he in good health yet?
Li Wei patted Fourth Master, and comforted him: "Master, Chu Fujin is not in good health right now, you will definitely be slapped if you try to force it, you have to restrain yourself..."
Fourth Master: "..."
There seemed to be the sound of grinding teeth, which was extremely gloomy: "Do you look like such a beast?"
Li Wei silently turned his head to do a good job.
"Not like. But—"
Li Wei was afraid of being beaten, so he quickly said the second half of the sentence: "Sometimes the things you do are really beasts! For example, you threw the servant alone in the courtroom!! If the servant hadn't wittily picked up the Thirteenth Lord If you come out, it’s still uncertain how you will be drowned by the spittle stars of the civil and military courts!"
Fourth Master slowly turned his head to look at him, with a slight chill in his eyes: "What did you say?"
Li Wei trembled all over, and said wittily in an instant: "The slave is saying... a person like you is so brave, wise, brave, extraordinary, and outstanding. The concubine Defei must not have thought of you when she gave birth to you!!"
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and also
(End of this chapter)
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