Chapter 2253 Husband actually told her dirty jokes
"Er Niang told us..." Dong E Rongyan pursed her lips slightly, and mustered up a lot of courage before she said: "A cricket and a centipede got married. The next day, the cricket's friend asked him how he felt? The cricket said angrily. Said: "At night, the night was very deep, the house was very dark, he was very tired and broke one leg, no, no, no, no, he broke his leg all night, and he didn't do anything!"
After Dong Erongyan finished telling the joke, she kept her head buried.
Therefore, she missed her husband's dazed expression, and the same bleeding face after a few seconds of reaction.
There was a cloud of black threads in Hong Yun's mind. He never thought that his mother-in-law would make such a... nasty joke to his little wife.
Although I always knew that his mother-in-law was more meaty, but it was the first time I felt it, and it was really weird and embarrassing.
But that's not the point, the point is... His little daughter-in-law understood it! ?
Hong Yun looked at the little daughter-in-law who kept her head down and buried her face. In the past, if he wanted to do something at night, it took a long time for her to understand.
He said why things went much smoother recently. He thought it was Li Eniang who forced her to have a child, which made her sensitive, so she cooperated so much. During the day, there was always an expert behind her back...
Not bad, close to Zhu Zhechi, he handed over his little wife to Er Niang, all day long, it really worked.
Hong Yun stretched out his hands to hold the little daughter-in-law's face, and asked with a smile: "Then what other jokes have you heard?"
Dong Erongyan raised her head shyly, and saw her husband's face, knowing what she said just now, but still looking at her with a smile... Especially the smile on that face was so bright and sly.
She understood in an instant.
The daring husband knows everything, and he is here to tease her on purpose!
Dong Erongyan's face was bright red, the bright flowers blooming in the garden couldn't compare to the color on her face at the moment, the delicate and shy beauty of that kind of woman was full of charm...it really hooked Hong Yun's soul.
He laughed a few times, the laughter was very contagious, and Dang even hugged her horizontally.
Dong Erongyan suddenly lost weight and was shocked: "Master, it's daytime..."
Hong Yun ignored her words, and instead told her a joke: "All the scriptures in the nunnery were burned, and the old nun sat in the burned library and cried loudly, and was helped out by the disciples. Afterwards, he continued to cry, and the apprentices were puzzled, so they asked the old nun, "Master, why are you crying?"
"What did you say, that old nun?"
Hong Yun lowered his head and asked the delicate beauty in his arms.
The beauty looked innocent and innocent, listening to his jokes, she had already forgotten what he was going to do, instead she was thinking seriously, and said: "The old nun must be grieving that so many scriptures are gone. .”
"Yes, dysmenorrhea!"
Hongyun laughed, the smile was rippling, very pretty, suddenly lowered his head, nose to nose, those bright and affectionate eyes looked into her eyes, and asked: "Daughter-in-law, do you have dysmenorrhea today?"
Only then did Dong Erongyan realize that her husband was telling her dirty jokes!
The blushing face was even redder, the heart was beating extraordinarily intensely, his mind went blank, but he had already instinctively opened his mouth and answered his question just now in a stupid way: "I, I don't hurt..."
Her period hasn't arrived yet, and the little days of last month haven't passed long.
(End of this chapter)
"Er Niang told us..." Dong E Rongyan pursed her lips slightly, and mustered up a lot of courage before she said: "A cricket and a centipede got married. The next day, the cricket's friend asked him how he felt? The cricket said angrily. Said: "At night, the night was very deep, the house was very dark, he was very tired and broke one leg, no, no, no, no, he broke his leg all night, and he didn't do anything!"
After Dong Erongyan finished telling the joke, she kept her head buried.
Therefore, she missed her husband's dazed expression, and the same bleeding face after a few seconds of reaction.
There was a cloud of black threads in Hong Yun's mind. He never thought that his mother-in-law would make such a... nasty joke to his little wife.
Although I always knew that his mother-in-law was more meaty, but it was the first time I felt it, and it was really weird and embarrassing.
But that's not the point, the point is... His little daughter-in-law understood it! ?
Hong Yun looked at the little daughter-in-law who kept her head down and buried her face. In the past, if he wanted to do something at night, it took a long time for her to understand.
He said why things went much smoother recently. He thought it was Li Eniang who forced her to have a child, which made her sensitive, so she cooperated so much. During the day, there was always an expert behind her back...
Not bad, close to Zhu Zhechi, he handed over his little wife to Er Niang, all day long, it really worked.
Hong Yun stretched out his hands to hold the little daughter-in-law's face, and asked with a smile: "Then what other jokes have you heard?"
Dong Erongyan raised her head shyly, and saw her husband's face, knowing what she said just now, but still looking at her with a smile... Especially the smile on that face was so bright and sly.
She understood in an instant.
The daring husband knows everything, and he is here to tease her on purpose!
Dong Erongyan's face was bright red, the bright flowers blooming in the garden couldn't compare to the color on her face at the moment, the delicate and shy beauty of that kind of woman was full of charm...it really hooked Hong Yun's soul.
He laughed a few times, the laughter was very contagious, and Dang even hugged her horizontally.
Dong Erongyan suddenly lost weight and was shocked: "Master, it's daytime..."
Hong Yun ignored her words, and instead told her a joke: "All the scriptures in the nunnery were burned, and the old nun sat in the burned library and cried loudly, and was helped out by the disciples. Afterwards, he continued to cry, and the apprentices were puzzled, so they asked the old nun, "Master, why are you crying?"
"What did you say, that old nun?"
Hong Yun lowered his head and asked the delicate beauty in his arms.
The beauty looked innocent and innocent, listening to his jokes, she had already forgotten what he was going to do, instead she was thinking seriously, and said: "The old nun must be grieving that so many scriptures are gone. .”
"Yes, dysmenorrhea!"
Hongyun laughed, the smile was rippling, very pretty, suddenly lowered his head, nose to nose, those bright and affectionate eyes looked into her eyes, and asked: "Daughter-in-law, do you have dysmenorrhea today?"
Only then did Dong Erongyan realize that her husband was telling her dirty jokes!
The blushing face was even redder, the heart was beating extraordinarily intensely, his mind went blank, but he had already instinctively opened his mouth and answered his question just now in a stupid way: "I, I don't hurt..."
Her period hasn't arrived yet, and the little days of last month haven't passed long.
(End of this chapter)
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