Chapter 2287 I'm afraid I will die faster
Isn't it true that the princess is finally going to attack him?
Don't you dislike him?
Zhizhi kept backing away, Xi'er's eyes gradually turned from dark to bright, and she suddenly said happily: "Zhizhi, I suddenly discovered that you are definitely a suitable candidate!!"
wise:"……!!!"
He knows it! !
The princess will not let him go! !
But as a secret guard, if the emperor knows that he has an affair with the little princess, he is afraid that if the little princess doesn't turn him into a eunuch, the emperor who loves his daughter and mad devil will cut his penis...
Zhizhi held the sword, and the fear from the depths of his soul made him tremble.
Stiff, horrified and vigilant, he looked at the meaningful princess who smiled: "Your Highness, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests."
Xi'er smiled very friendly, and immediately stepped forward and grabbed his sword-holding hands. These hands were well-articulated and powerful. The more she touched them, the more she felt satisfied: "That must be because the grass beside the nest is not delicious."
wise:"……"
Dumb made a sad face: "Princess, I don't taste good either."
"It's delicious! I say it's delicious~!"
At this moment Zhizhi was unable to retreat, Xi'er directly pushed him to the wall behind him, very domineering, her eyes were bright, her pretty face was vivid and full of aura: "Zhizhi, you are my hidden guard!" , that is to protect me for the rest of my life, right?"
That's right, Zhizhi hesitated for a while, then nodded.
As long as she understands that he is her secret guard.
Xi'er began to make sense, talking about the benefits of their union: "Look, we are always together anyway, and you become my son-in-law, so you don't have to hide in the dark anymore, you are free every day, you can do whatever you want , and can also exercise a lot of rights, how wonderful!"
Although freedom is very important, but the price of life is higher, Zhizhi refused very rationally: "Princess, if I am with you, the emperor will turn me into a eunuch."
"Impossible!" Xi'er vowed, "You are my son-in-law, and it's too late for my emperor Ama to spoil you, how could I turn you into a eunuch!"
wise:"……"
This is what you, the princess, believe.
They had discussed in private, saying that the emperor dotes on his daughters like his life, no matter how talented and martial arts the future son-in-law is, he will inevitably be tortured by the emperor who picks his nose and eyes.
There is a high chance of early death.
He is still so young, and there are still so many scenery that he hasn't seen, so he doesn't want to be short-lived! !
Still in this inexplicable way of being forced to take the blame! !
So Zhizhi found a very perfect reason and refused very seriously: "Princess, the secret guard must not have an affair with the protected object, otherwise he will be executed."
This reason is indeed very good, Xi'er was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I'll go and tell Huang Ama that I like you very much, and he will agree. He can't put my son-in-law to death, right?"
She held his hand tightly, very sincerely.
Zhizhi pursed his lips, and pulled his hand out of the little princess's palm little by little.
He just wants to live.
If the emperor knew that the little princess "loved him very much", I'm afraid he would die sooner.
"Princess, since I treat you pretty well on weekdays, you should let me go."
Zhizhi's expression at this time is more sincere than she was just now.
Xi'er was puzzled, and frowned slightly: "How can you be a son-in-law like forcing you to jump into a river?"
Zhizhi looked at the nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, and said quickly in a low voice: "Almost."
(End of this chapter)
Isn't it true that the princess is finally going to attack him?
Don't you dislike him?
Zhizhi kept backing away, Xi'er's eyes gradually turned from dark to bright, and she suddenly said happily: "Zhizhi, I suddenly discovered that you are definitely a suitable candidate!!"
wise:"……!!!"
He knows it! !
The princess will not let him go! !
But as a secret guard, if the emperor knows that he has an affair with the little princess, he is afraid that if the little princess doesn't turn him into a eunuch, the emperor who loves his daughter and mad devil will cut his penis...
Zhizhi held the sword, and the fear from the depths of his soul made him tremble.
Stiff, horrified and vigilant, he looked at the meaningful princess who smiled: "Your Highness, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests."
Xi'er smiled very friendly, and immediately stepped forward and grabbed his sword-holding hands. These hands were well-articulated and powerful. The more she touched them, the more she felt satisfied: "That must be because the grass beside the nest is not delicious."
wise:"……"
Dumb made a sad face: "Princess, I don't taste good either."
"It's delicious! I say it's delicious~!"
At this moment Zhizhi was unable to retreat, Xi'er directly pushed him to the wall behind him, very domineering, her eyes were bright, her pretty face was vivid and full of aura: "Zhizhi, you are my hidden guard!" , that is to protect me for the rest of my life, right?"
That's right, Zhizhi hesitated for a while, then nodded.
As long as she understands that he is her secret guard.
Xi'er began to make sense, talking about the benefits of their union: "Look, we are always together anyway, and you become my son-in-law, so you don't have to hide in the dark anymore, you are free every day, you can do whatever you want , and can also exercise a lot of rights, how wonderful!"
Although freedom is very important, but the price of life is higher, Zhizhi refused very rationally: "Princess, if I am with you, the emperor will turn me into a eunuch."
"Impossible!" Xi'er vowed, "You are my son-in-law, and it's too late for my emperor Ama to spoil you, how could I turn you into a eunuch!"
wise:"……"
This is what you, the princess, believe.
They had discussed in private, saying that the emperor dotes on his daughters like his life, no matter how talented and martial arts the future son-in-law is, he will inevitably be tortured by the emperor who picks his nose and eyes.
There is a high chance of early death.
He is still so young, and there are still so many scenery that he hasn't seen, so he doesn't want to be short-lived! !
Still in this inexplicable way of being forced to take the blame! !
So Zhizhi found a very perfect reason and refused very seriously: "Princess, the secret guard must not have an affair with the protected object, otherwise he will be executed."
This reason is indeed very good, Xi'er was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I'll go and tell Huang Ama that I like you very much, and he will agree. He can't put my son-in-law to death, right?"
She held his hand tightly, very sincerely.
Zhizhi pursed his lips, and pulled his hand out of the little princess's palm little by little.
He just wants to live.
If the emperor knew that the little princess "loved him very much", I'm afraid he would die sooner.
"Princess, since I treat you pretty well on weekdays, you should let me go."
Zhizhi's expression at this time is more sincere than she was just now.
Xi'er was puzzled, and frowned slightly: "How can you be a son-in-law like forcing you to jump into a river?"
Zhizhi looked at the nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, and said quickly in a low voice: "Almost."
(End of this chapter)
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