Every day I just want to hold the fourth master's thigh tightly

Chapter 2299 Choose wisely to be a consort

Outside the largest cesspool in the Forbidden City.

Princess An Lan blocked her little guard from the cesspit.

Zhizhi had a bitter face, his delicate eyebrows trembled, feeling very pitiful and wronged.

"Princess, my choice that day..."

"Your choice that day was very unwise!!"

"You are still called wise! Who gave you this bad name!? It doesn't suit you! You should be called Ming counsel!!"

Xi'er put her hips on her hips and said angrily: "Even if you don't want to be the princess' son-in-law, at least we have been friends since we were young, right? Should we do anything for our friends? You are still my secret guard!! No Should you protect me all the time!? Do you think that only the protection of life is considered protection!? This princess will tell you today: the maintenance of face is also!!!”

"But you made me lose face that day!!! It's still a big face!!!"

Xi'er remembered the way she had pushed Galdan Celing to the bottom of the valley that day, but was laughed at by him, and she was so angry that her head was smoking.

"If it wasn't for you! You ran away, how could this princess be so aggrieved!?"

Zhizhi flattened his mouth and did not speak.

If he agreed that day, he would be a hundred times more miserable in the future than he is now.

"Are you saying that you are wrong!?"

To be wise or not to speak.

Silence is gold.

But in front of the domineering princess, it doesn't matter if silence is a god.

"If you were given another chance, would you choose me?"

About this question……

Wisely and silently, he glanced at the cesspool behind him a little cowardly.

Given another chance, he would of course jump into the cesspit without hesitation! !

Just kidding, what a terrifying existence the princess is!
Compared with the princess, the septic tank is simply an alternative paradise!

Looking at him like this...

Xi'er clenched her fists, squinted her eyes and said darkly, "Jump in for me—!"

Zhizhi immediately turned around, and was about to jump decisively, but heard the princess say: "Stay inside for seven days and seven nights!!"

Make you shy!
Let you dare to dump this princess's face!

You give me a good introspection introspection! !
When Zhizhi heard this, his miserable face became even more sad.

Seven days and seven nights, so he is going to die, right?

what to eat?

do you eat shi?
Because he even ate cockroaches in the most difficult time when he was a child, Zhizhi really thought about it seriously...

But now the smell is so irritating that it penetrates into his nostrils, making his brain cloudy...

Even if it is wise, he thinks...he should choose another choice.

The last secret guard of the Tianzi team, who has always been straightforward and decisive, made a choice for the first time extremely slowly, hesitantly, and procrastinated.

He turned around, forcing the most endearing smile on his dull face.

That smile looked like a retard to Xi'er.

He snorted lightly in disgust.

She knew that sooner or later, this coward would be defeated in her own hands! !snort.

Wise heart stuffy.

Xi'er has always been direct and decisive: "Your son-in-law, cesspool, you choose!"

Wise or hesitant.

It's like wanting your left arm or your right arm, it's hard to choose...

Xi'er raised her foot impatiently: "Can I give you a ride?"

Zhizhi looked at the bottom of her pink woven gold-faced flowerpot embroidered with exquisite patterns, and even thought of the way she let Galdan Celing's egg shatter with one kick...

Wei Junjie, who knew the current affairs immediately, said: "There is no need for the princess, it is wise to choose to be a son-in-law."

(End of this chapter)