Every day I just want to hold the fourth master's thigh tightly

Chapter 520 No sense of accomplishment

Gu Youran adjusted her emotions, and continued: "His wife is covered in blood, her eyes are bulging, her seven orifices are still bleeding, her face is ferocious, she looked at him with extreme contempt, and suddenly said sharply: 'Do you know why you can't wash it off? Bloodstained?'"

"The man has been frightened by the appearance of his wife, trembling with fear, and doesn't know how to answer his wife's question."

"I saw his wife smiled strangely and said: Because you didn't wash your clothes with saponins! You idiot!"

After Gu Youran finished speaking the last two words, she also smiled playfully: "La la la, is it funny? Isn't it so cold?"

But everyone seemed to have not understood the true meaning of the cold joke at all, and they still had the cautious expression just now.

If it's just Fourth Master's ice face, Gu Youran can explain that it's Fourth Master's facial paralysis, but everyone is like this...

Gu Youran was embarrassed.

This cultural barrier spanning thousands of years...

Her bad jokes were all taken as ghost stories by them.

The thirteenth master and the fourteenth master, the troubled brothers, still hugged each other tightly, and asked Gu Youran very anxiously: "Sister-in-law, does saponin really have such a miraculous effect?"

Gu Youran: "...Yes."

If you wash clothes, of course it has this effect, otherwise the ancients were not fools, so why don't they use saponins for other things!

Thirteenth Master thought about it seriously, and was infinitely worried: "I'm afraid those criminals will become more rampant when they do evil. As long as they wash the snow clothes, they won't be haunted by nightmares. They don't even have the last bit of guilt in their hearts. I'm afraid it will be even more presumptuous..."

After all, the Thirteenth Master sighed: "Oh, this method must not be leaked..."

Gu Youran: "..."

As expected of the thirteenth master who dragged the fourth brother to lie on the ice to beg carp when he was serious...

What does this tell her to say?
Let's not talk about it!

After all, cells spanning thousands of years cannot be cultivated overnight...

Just when Gu Youran was thinking that she had finished playing Truth or Dare and wanted to switch to other games, the Fourteenth Master was addicted to it and asked her to play another one!
"you sure?"

Gu Youran raised her eyebrows.

His cowardice just now is obvious to all.

"Sure!!"

Master Fourteen nodded sharply.

"OK then……"

Gu Youran reluctantly said the last one.

He casually made up a less scary one: "It's still a man, his home is very remote, and it happens to be next to the cemetery. One night, he returned later than usual, and he was walking along the familiar road Go, but heard the sound of 'bang bang bang'."

"He is very strange, because he has walked this road for more than 30 years, and has never heard such a strange sound, and the sound is very real."

"Then he followed the sound and walked over. When he got closer, he saw that it was an old man who was digging a tombstone! He was still muttering and saying: 'I hate it! I wrote my name wrong! Please trouble me to do it myself. carve!!'"

After Gu Youran finished speaking, everyone didn't realize that it was over.

After a while, the thirteenth master and the fourteenth master reflexively let out a burst of laughter.

"Is that old man carving a monument for himself? Hahaha... this old man is so interesting!!!"

Brother Fourteen laughed out loud.

Gu Youran: "..."

What a joke, it's such a boring and cold joke.

They didn't even recognize the horror of ghost stories...

The little cutie's face was paralyzed.

sad.

I have no sense of accomplishment...

(End of this chapter)