Chapter 591 What flavor do you like to eat (2)
Ling Yi finally understood why she had the character of an old lady.
Just because the two parents who are never underage in the family need her constant supervision and teaching.
So it's hard for her not to become an old lady!
Sometimes what makes her even more depressed is that her mother will tell her in turn,
"Baby, don't do housework at home all day, you should go out more and get to know boys.
This is how you get to know someone you love! "
She really wanted to say,
"If I don't do housework, our house will become a dump!
Do you know someone you like?
As soon as people came to our house, they scared away! "
Alas, it is useless to say.
Sometimes my mother asked her to help correct the students' test papers!
Can you still count on her to do housework?
When Ling Yi came out of the bathroom, she heard her cell phone ring.
While wiping his hair, he walked over, picked up his phone and saw Li Mingchen's call,
I was taken aback, wouldn't I have a fever again at night!
"Mingchen, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere? Do you have a headache?"
The person on the other end of the phone fell silent.
"Mingchen?" Ling Yi, who still didn't hear the response, couldn't help but worry, "I won't faint!"
"Yi, I miss you!" Li Mingchen finally spoke.
Ling Yi was stunned for a moment, unable to react,
"What... what?"
"I miss you. When I got home, I found that I missed you very much!" Li Mingchen said truthfully.
"Hehe, it seems that we have just been separated for two hours?" Three drops of cold sweat dripped from Ling Yi's forehead.
"I don't know, I started to miss you when you were not by my side."
"Forehead……"
Is it like three autumns if we don't see each other?
No, it's only two hours?
This is too exaggerated!
"Then go to bed quickly, and you won't think about it when you fall asleep." Ling Yi coaxed Li Mingchen like coaxing a child.
"I've already laid down, but I can't sleep. Do you want to sleep with me?"
"Ah?" Ling Yi opened her mouth in astonishment.
"If you sleep with me, I should be able to fall asleep!" Li Mingchen continued.
"Rogue! Get out!" Ling Yi finished speaking, and hung up the phone angrily.
Li Mingchen looked at the phone blankly.
Did he say something wrong?
Why is Ling Yi so angry all of a sudden?
Li Mingchen called again, but Ling Yi's cell phone was turned off.
When Cheng Xixi went downstairs, she saw Li Mingchen was about to go out with the car keys.
"Achen, do you still want to go out so late?"
"Ling Yi seems very angry, I'll go over and have a look." Li Mingchen replied truthfully.
"What's wrong?" Cheng Xixi asked quickly.
"I don't know either. I called just now, and then she suddenly got very angry and hung up."
"Did you say something you shouldn't have said?" Cheng Xixi asked.
"No!" Li Mingchen shook his head.
"Then tell me what you said to Ling Yi. Maybe I can refer to it for you."
Li Mingchen had no choice but to briefly recount the conversation between him and Ling Yi to his mother.
When Cheng Xixi heard her son say that he asked Ling Yi if he could sleep with her?
All of a sudden, he laughed unkindly.
She knew that her son must simply be sleeping.
It's the kind of pure chat under the quilt.
His girlfriend Ling Yi must have misunderstood him, thinking he was playing hooligans!
She also knew that laughing like this really hurt her son's self-esteem!
But it was so funny, let her laugh for a while and talk.
Li Mingchen frowned, watching his mother cover her mouth and laugh.
"Mom, can you tell me the reason before laughing?" Li Mingchen asked.
Cheng Xixi finally stopped laughing, cleared her throat and said,
"Son, don't casually mention the subject of sleeping with girls!"
"But we slept together all afternoon."
"Ah?" Cheng Xixi was so surprised that the corners of her mouth turned up, she looked at her son in astonishment, and it took a few seconds to realize, "Isn't the sleep I said the same as the sleep you said?"
"Does sleeping have a second meaning?" Li Mingchen looked blank.
"Of course, anyway, you can't tell a girl to sleep, she will misunderstand!
You should call and explain to Ling Yi now. "
"Her phone is off!"
"Then explain it to her when I go to work tomorrow.
By the way, it would be best to send a bouquet of flowers, apologize and explain seriously. "
"Can't you do it now?"
"It's too late now. If you don't sleep, your girlfriend wants to sleep too?
By the way, if you don't know what sleep means, you can also go online to find out what other extended meanings sleep has. " Cheng Xixi said after clearing her throat.
Alas, it is really embarrassing to talk about this topic with my son!
But sometimes it’s okay not to talk.
I don't know if her son has lost a muscle since he was a child, is he always unable to turn a corner?
In layman's terms, it's a bit of an idiot!
But to say that he is an idiot, he is often shrewd and black-bellied.
According to Li Yuzhe, she inherited her idiot.
Cheng Xixi sneered and responded... Did the black-bellied inheritance come from you?
Li Mingchen nodded his head, said good night to his mother, then turned and went back upstairs.
The first thing is to go online to find out what is so special about sleeping!
Ling Yi was so angry that she immediately shut down the phone.
Li Mingchen, a bastard, only wanted to sleep with her after only dating her for a few days.
asshole!
A big sex man!
I'll talk to him later, she's just a puppy!
Ling Yi was so angry that she couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.
In the end, I couldn't help but turn on the phone and call Ye Jinglan. Anyway, she doesn't go to bed until one o'clock every night. If you call her at this time, she must not be asleep yet!
"Honey, what do you want to call me at this time?" Ye Jinglan answered the phone and asked with a smile.
"Hehe, you haven't slept yet!" Ling Yi asked with some embarrassment.
"Not yet, but aren't you usually asleep at this time?"
"I'm a little bored, I can't sleep."
"You will still be bored?" Ye Jinglan asked suspiciously.
"Jing Lan, I have a question for you!" Ling Yi had no choice but to change the subject.
"What's the problem? You seem to have a lot of problems recently!"
"Forget it, let's not talk about it."
"Let's talk, tell me, don't tease me, half the story!"
"It's just... a colleague of mine, a colleague of mine recently encountered a troublesome thing.
She doesn't know what to do, and I don't know what to do when she asks me?
You have a lot of experience, so I just want to ask you for advice and help her by the way. "
"What's the matter? It's so mysterious!" Ye Jinglan laughed.
"It's because a leader of our company has taken a fancy to my colleague.
Within a few days of knowing each other, she was going to be his girlfriend! "
"Isn't this a good thing? Flying up a branch and turning into a phoenix!"
"And today the leader actually asked her to sleep with him,
Did you say it's not too much? "
"It's too much!" Ye Jinglan echoed, and asked gossipingly in the next second, "By the way, is your leader handsome?
"What does this have to do with being handsome or not?" Ling Yi asked in astonishment.
"Of course there is.
It can be roughly divided into these types.
The first type, married, and then old and ugly, this kind of old and endless,
It is unlucky to be seen by this kind of person, and it is the best policy to resign as soon as possible.
The second type is not married yet, but looks so-so. This type belongs to the middle-aged aggressive type.
If you are serious about your colleague and have a relationship with marriage as the premise, then your colleague can consider it and make further plans.
The third type is unmarried, handsome, and good-natured. This type belongs to the young talent type.
Then why are you thinking about it, just throw yourself down, and get a son to get married!
Are you talking about what type of leader your leader belongs to? "
"Jing Lan, although I think your analysis is very thorough and detailed, why do I think it's all nonsense!" Ling Yi replied with a dark face.
"What nonsense, this is reality, okay?
You haven't said what type of leader you are? "
"No matter which type they belong to, they are all big sex boys anyway.
I think you are right, it is better to resign. "Ling Yi responded directly.
"Linglingyi, did you encounter it, or did your colleague encounter it?"
"Of course...it's my colleague!" Ling Yi was suddenly embarrassed.
"Then the emperor is not in a hurry, why are you so anxious, eunuch?"
"You are the eunuch!" Ling Yi cursed with a smile.
"Let me tell you the truth, the workplace is not as simple as our previous campus.
For things like this, you'd better not give advice to others casually.
In the end, it is possible that people will not appreciate you and blame you! "Ye Jinglan couldn't help laughing too.
"Why?"
"Let's just talk about the most basic!
Maybe they just want to show off something?
After all, he was spotted by the leader, right?
As a result, you said that,
People can't get off the stage anymore.
I don't hate you to death! "
"But I really think so!"
"If you think like this, others don't necessarily have the same idea as you, no!"
"If I met you, wouldn't you give me advice?"
"If it were you, what else would I need to come up with, didn't you just say that?
It is the best policy to resign directly! "
"That's right!" Ling Yi nodded.
"You better stop worrying about other people's affairs.
If you have that leisurely feeling, why not help me figure out how to survive the blind date banquet this weekend! "
"Your mother forced you to go on a blind date again?" Ling Yi laughed.
"This time, it's about the nephew of the niece of the second aunt's cousin, the third aunt's niece or something. The sea turtle has an annual salary of hundreds of thousands and is only in his 30s. Whatever my mother says, she will ask me to meet her.
I'm ashamed to tell my mother that the streets are full of turtles now.
And still in his 30s, is he 31 or 39?
31 is too old for me, and 39 can basically be my father.
The annual salary is hundreds of thousands, is it two 10,000+, or nine 10,000+?
If it is two 10,000+, on our side, buying a house is unnecessary.
Renting a room is hard enough!
Why do you think I must go? "Ye Jinglan said eloquently.
"See, maybe he is just 31 this year, with an annual salary of 99 yuan. He is good-looking, gentle and considerate. He just happens to be your Prince Charming?" Ling Yi said gloatingly.
"Bah, Prince Charming still needs a blind date!"
"Aren't you the class flower of our class? Don't go on a blind date!"
"That's true! It's really bullying by dogs! Why did I go back as I got along?" Ye Jinglan couldn't help but sighed.
The two chatted nonsense like this until Ye Jinglan's cell phone was almost out of battery before hanging up.
Ling Yi also felt relieved a lot.
Just like what Ye Jinglan said, if she really can't do it, she just resigns and leaves.
She didn't believe that someone who worked so hard couldn't find a second job!
Ling Yi put her phone on the bedside table, and just about to lie down to sleep, she heard a reminder of a text message on her phone.
I had to get up again, took the phone,
The text message was from Li Mingchen, and there was only one sentence in it,
"Ling Yi, when I say sleep, I mean sleep, not sex, love! Please don't get me wrong, okay?"
Ling Yi suddenly felt a group of black crows croaking and flying overhead.
Did she think too much, or did Li Mingchen simply express something wrong?
Ok!
It's not that there is something wrong with Li Mingchen's expression, it's that he expressed it too simply and directly, and she just overthinks it.
Just like what Li Mingchen explained to her now, it's so direct and rude!
What is sleep is sleep, not doing, love!
She was immediately overwhelmed by Li Mingchen's explanation!
I'm ashamed to watch it a second time!
(End of this chapter)
Ling Yi finally understood why she had the character of an old lady.
Just because the two parents who are never underage in the family need her constant supervision and teaching.
So it's hard for her not to become an old lady!
Sometimes what makes her even more depressed is that her mother will tell her in turn,
"Baby, don't do housework at home all day, you should go out more and get to know boys.
This is how you get to know someone you love! "
She really wanted to say,
"If I don't do housework, our house will become a dump!
Do you know someone you like?
As soon as people came to our house, they scared away! "
Alas, it is useless to say.
Sometimes my mother asked her to help correct the students' test papers!
Can you still count on her to do housework?
When Ling Yi came out of the bathroom, she heard her cell phone ring.
While wiping his hair, he walked over, picked up his phone and saw Li Mingchen's call,
I was taken aback, wouldn't I have a fever again at night!
"Mingchen, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere? Do you have a headache?"
The person on the other end of the phone fell silent.
"Mingchen?" Ling Yi, who still didn't hear the response, couldn't help but worry, "I won't faint!"
"Yi, I miss you!" Li Mingchen finally spoke.
Ling Yi was stunned for a moment, unable to react,
"What... what?"
"I miss you. When I got home, I found that I missed you very much!" Li Mingchen said truthfully.
"Hehe, it seems that we have just been separated for two hours?" Three drops of cold sweat dripped from Ling Yi's forehead.
"I don't know, I started to miss you when you were not by my side."
"Forehead……"
Is it like three autumns if we don't see each other?
No, it's only two hours?
This is too exaggerated!
"Then go to bed quickly, and you won't think about it when you fall asleep." Ling Yi coaxed Li Mingchen like coaxing a child.
"I've already laid down, but I can't sleep. Do you want to sleep with me?"
"Ah?" Ling Yi opened her mouth in astonishment.
"If you sleep with me, I should be able to fall asleep!" Li Mingchen continued.
"Rogue! Get out!" Ling Yi finished speaking, and hung up the phone angrily.
Li Mingchen looked at the phone blankly.
Did he say something wrong?
Why is Ling Yi so angry all of a sudden?
Li Mingchen called again, but Ling Yi's cell phone was turned off.
When Cheng Xixi went downstairs, she saw Li Mingchen was about to go out with the car keys.
"Achen, do you still want to go out so late?"
"Ling Yi seems very angry, I'll go over and have a look." Li Mingchen replied truthfully.
"What's wrong?" Cheng Xixi asked quickly.
"I don't know either. I called just now, and then she suddenly got very angry and hung up."
"Did you say something you shouldn't have said?" Cheng Xixi asked.
"No!" Li Mingchen shook his head.
"Then tell me what you said to Ling Yi. Maybe I can refer to it for you."
Li Mingchen had no choice but to briefly recount the conversation between him and Ling Yi to his mother.
When Cheng Xixi heard her son say that he asked Ling Yi if he could sleep with her?
All of a sudden, he laughed unkindly.
She knew that her son must simply be sleeping.
It's the kind of pure chat under the quilt.
His girlfriend Ling Yi must have misunderstood him, thinking he was playing hooligans!
She also knew that laughing like this really hurt her son's self-esteem!
But it was so funny, let her laugh for a while and talk.
Li Mingchen frowned, watching his mother cover her mouth and laugh.
"Mom, can you tell me the reason before laughing?" Li Mingchen asked.
Cheng Xixi finally stopped laughing, cleared her throat and said,
"Son, don't casually mention the subject of sleeping with girls!"
"But we slept together all afternoon."
"Ah?" Cheng Xixi was so surprised that the corners of her mouth turned up, she looked at her son in astonishment, and it took a few seconds to realize, "Isn't the sleep I said the same as the sleep you said?"
"Does sleeping have a second meaning?" Li Mingchen looked blank.
"Of course, anyway, you can't tell a girl to sleep, she will misunderstand!
You should call and explain to Ling Yi now. "
"Her phone is off!"
"Then explain it to her when I go to work tomorrow.
By the way, it would be best to send a bouquet of flowers, apologize and explain seriously. "
"Can't you do it now?"
"It's too late now. If you don't sleep, your girlfriend wants to sleep too?
By the way, if you don't know what sleep means, you can also go online to find out what other extended meanings sleep has. " Cheng Xixi said after clearing her throat.
Alas, it is really embarrassing to talk about this topic with my son!
But sometimes it’s okay not to talk.
I don't know if her son has lost a muscle since he was a child, is he always unable to turn a corner?
In layman's terms, it's a bit of an idiot!
But to say that he is an idiot, he is often shrewd and black-bellied.
According to Li Yuzhe, she inherited her idiot.
Cheng Xixi sneered and responded... Did the black-bellied inheritance come from you?
Li Mingchen nodded his head, said good night to his mother, then turned and went back upstairs.
The first thing is to go online to find out what is so special about sleeping!
Ling Yi was so angry that she immediately shut down the phone.
Li Mingchen, a bastard, only wanted to sleep with her after only dating her for a few days.
asshole!
A big sex man!
I'll talk to him later, she's just a puppy!
Ling Yi was so angry that she couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.
In the end, I couldn't help but turn on the phone and call Ye Jinglan. Anyway, she doesn't go to bed until one o'clock every night. If you call her at this time, she must not be asleep yet!
"Honey, what do you want to call me at this time?" Ye Jinglan answered the phone and asked with a smile.
"Hehe, you haven't slept yet!" Ling Yi asked with some embarrassment.
"Not yet, but aren't you usually asleep at this time?"
"I'm a little bored, I can't sleep."
"You will still be bored?" Ye Jinglan asked suspiciously.
"Jing Lan, I have a question for you!" Ling Yi had no choice but to change the subject.
"What's the problem? You seem to have a lot of problems recently!"
"Forget it, let's not talk about it."
"Let's talk, tell me, don't tease me, half the story!"
"It's just... a colleague of mine, a colleague of mine recently encountered a troublesome thing.
She doesn't know what to do, and I don't know what to do when she asks me?
You have a lot of experience, so I just want to ask you for advice and help her by the way. "
"What's the matter? It's so mysterious!" Ye Jinglan laughed.
"It's because a leader of our company has taken a fancy to my colleague.
Within a few days of knowing each other, she was going to be his girlfriend! "
"Isn't this a good thing? Flying up a branch and turning into a phoenix!"
"And today the leader actually asked her to sleep with him,
Did you say it's not too much? "
"It's too much!" Ye Jinglan echoed, and asked gossipingly in the next second, "By the way, is your leader handsome?
"What does this have to do with being handsome or not?" Ling Yi asked in astonishment.
"Of course there is.
It can be roughly divided into these types.
The first type, married, and then old and ugly, this kind of old and endless,
It is unlucky to be seen by this kind of person, and it is the best policy to resign as soon as possible.
The second type is not married yet, but looks so-so. This type belongs to the middle-aged aggressive type.
If you are serious about your colleague and have a relationship with marriage as the premise, then your colleague can consider it and make further plans.
The third type is unmarried, handsome, and good-natured. This type belongs to the young talent type.
Then why are you thinking about it, just throw yourself down, and get a son to get married!
Are you talking about what type of leader your leader belongs to? "
"Jing Lan, although I think your analysis is very thorough and detailed, why do I think it's all nonsense!" Ling Yi replied with a dark face.
"What nonsense, this is reality, okay?
You haven't said what type of leader you are? "
"No matter which type they belong to, they are all big sex boys anyway.
I think you are right, it is better to resign. "Ling Yi responded directly.
"Linglingyi, did you encounter it, or did your colleague encounter it?"
"Of course...it's my colleague!" Ling Yi was suddenly embarrassed.
"Then the emperor is not in a hurry, why are you so anxious, eunuch?"
"You are the eunuch!" Ling Yi cursed with a smile.
"Let me tell you the truth, the workplace is not as simple as our previous campus.
For things like this, you'd better not give advice to others casually.
In the end, it is possible that people will not appreciate you and blame you! "Ye Jinglan couldn't help laughing too.
"Why?"
"Let's just talk about the most basic!
Maybe they just want to show off something?
After all, he was spotted by the leader, right?
As a result, you said that,
People can't get off the stage anymore.
I don't hate you to death! "
"But I really think so!"
"If you think like this, others don't necessarily have the same idea as you, no!"
"If I met you, wouldn't you give me advice?"
"If it were you, what else would I need to come up with, didn't you just say that?
It is the best policy to resign directly! "
"That's right!" Ling Yi nodded.
"You better stop worrying about other people's affairs.
If you have that leisurely feeling, why not help me figure out how to survive the blind date banquet this weekend! "
"Your mother forced you to go on a blind date again?" Ling Yi laughed.
"This time, it's about the nephew of the niece of the second aunt's cousin, the third aunt's niece or something. The sea turtle has an annual salary of hundreds of thousands and is only in his 30s. Whatever my mother says, she will ask me to meet her.
I'm ashamed to tell my mother that the streets are full of turtles now.
And still in his 30s, is he 31 or 39?
31 is too old for me, and 39 can basically be my father.
The annual salary is hundreds of thousands, is it two 10,000+, or nine 10,000+?
If it is two 10,000+, on our side, buying a house is unnecessary.
Renting a room is hard enough!
Why do you think I must go? "Ye Jinglan said eloquently.
"See, maybe he is just 31 this year, with an annual salary of 99 yuan. He is good-looking, gentle and considerate. He just happens to be your Prince Charming?" Ling Yi said gloatingly.
"Bah, Prince Charming still needs a blind date!"
"Aren't you the class flower of our class? Don't go on a blind date!"
"That's true! It's really bullying by dogs! Why did I go back as I got along?" Ye Jinglan couldn't help but sighed.
The two chatted nonsense like this until Ye Jinglan's cell phone was almost out of battery before hanging up.
Ling Yi also felt relieved a lot.
Just like what Ye Jinglan said, if she really can't do it, she just resigns and leaves.
She didn't believe that someone who worked so hard couldn't find a second job!
Ling Yi put her phone on the bedside table, and just about to lie down to sleep, she heard a reminder of a text message on her phone.
I had to get up again, took the phone,
The text message was from Li Mingchen, and there was only one sentence in it,
"Ling Yi, when I say sleep, I mean sleep, not sex, love! Please don't get me wrong, okay?"
Ling Yi suddenly felt a group of black crows croaking and flying overhead.
Did she think too much, or did Li Mingchen simply express something wrong?
Ok!
It's not that there is something wrong with Li Mingchen's expression, it's that he expressed it too simply and directly, and she just overthinks it.
Just like what Li Mingchen explained to her now, it's so direct and rude!
What is sleep is sleep, not doing, love!
She was immediately overwhelmed by Li Mingchen's explanation!
I'm ashamed to watch it a second time!
(End of this chapter)
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