My sister you can't be bothered

Chapter 105 The Big Wave Mermaid Miami Big Wave

"At that time, my father and I went to visit and spared the old monk's meditation. The old monk looked at the sunset, muttered to himself, and read a couplet." Dongfang Ningxue said.

No one interrupted her to tell the story, but she continued: "Up to now, I still remember that the old monk recited: Huangshan larch leaves fall mountain yellow..."

Everyone immediately thought of that scene, on the Huangshan Mountain, in the maple forest, withered leaves falling, accompanied by the afterglow of the setting sun, isn't it the leaves falling yellow on the mountain?

"What a poetic scene." An elder of the Holy Light Academy said immediately.

"I don't know Mr. Chu, but you can hear the deep meaning of this couplet clearly? Huangshan larch leaves and yellow mountains are not only the artistic conception, but also the meaning is the same when you read it upside down... the monk who made this couplet , and now passed away, so far, no one has made a second couplet..." Dongfang Ningxue said.

When everyone heard this, they all nodded, and some of them were slow to turn their heads. Then they came to their senses and made such expressions.

Jun Chu smiled, thinking that this kind of thing is almost played to death on the earth, but here it is absolutely absolute?

"How is it? Mr. Chu, do you have a second couplet?" Dongfang Ningxue said to herself.

Jun Chu just smiled, this kind of pair, he doesn't need to rely on Ling Yixue, he just opened his mouth, okay?
So, Jun Chu said: "Since Miss Dongfang Ningxue told a story when she published the first couplet, then I will also tell you a story before the second couplet..."

Everyone immediately looked at Jun Chu.

Jun Chu was not stage frightened, and said: "The world is so big, there are no surprises. When I was a child, I heard a storyteller in the rivers and lakes tell me that in this world, there is a kind of creature. They live in the ocean, and their upper body is human. , but the lower body is a mermaid, and they are extremely beautiful, and most of them are women, so, the storyteller, they are collectively called mermaids..."

"Is there such a creature?" Linger asked immediately.

Zheng Qichen said at this time: "Spiritual beasts can take human form. The ocean is hundreds of times larger than the sky continent. It is not impossible for such fish to cultivate into a human body."

"Listen to Mr. Chu..." Li Tianchou also said at this time.

"So, if you think about this kind of mermaid, my second couplet will come out!" Jun Chu laughed.

"Oh? Master Chu really has a couplet? Then please tell me..." Dongfang Ningxue said immediately.

Jun Chu smiled, and then said: "Listen up... Do you have a pen and paper, write it down, maybe it will be passed down through the ages..."

City Lord Yin had already ordered his servants to take out pens and paper. It was a pity that Jun Chu's song was not recorded. He will not make such a mistake this time.

First write Dongfang Ningxue's first couplet on the paper, and then City Lord Yin said: "Chu Jun, answer it, I will record it! I am also looking forward to the literary talents of Chu Jun's little brother. What amazes me can you answer?" Wait for the next link!"

"That's good! I've read it..." Jun Chu said loudly: "The first couplet, the larch leaves of Mount Huangshan, the leaves of the mountain yellow, this second couplet, I'm right, big waves of mermaids and mermaids!"

After reading, Jun Chu said: "How about it? Absolutely?"

How can this kind of thing be difficult for Jun Chu, and there are many such things as "Rizhao old people are old and old", "Shanghai tap water comes from the sea", Jun Chu just doesn't bother to say it, people in this world don't know Rizhao Where is it, and where is Shanghai? When the time comes to ask, I will have to waste my time!
City Lord Yin was writing, and suddenly, he stopped writing!

Big waves of mermaids and beautiful waves?
Everyone in the field suppressed their laughter for a moment, only Ling'er, Jun Wushuang, and Dongfang Ningxue were confused at first, and then looked at Jun Chu viciously.

"Bah! Why is Mr. Chu so obscene?" Ling'er gritted her teeth immediately.

At this moment, Jun Wushuang also wished he could step forward and give Jun Chu a kick.

"Master Chu, what do you mean?" Dongfang Ningxue also asked.

"What's wrong? I'm not right?" Jun Chu smiled, "You have the same meaning by reading my second couplet in reverse!"

After finishing speaking, Jun Chu smiled and said to City Lord Yin: "How about it, Lord City Lord? I'm right, right? Have you written it down? It can be passed down through the ages!"

City Lord Yin smiled awkwardly.

"Just pretend that the little girl has never published this first couplet..." Dongfang Ningxue said.At this moment, she was thinking, if the deceased old monk knew that his Shanglian was matched like this, would he cheat his corpse and come to Jun Chu to settle accounts!

"Just kidding! Alright, then I'll give you another match..." Jun Chu laughed. "In my house, there is a city that specializes in coal production. The name of the city is Shanxi City. I will give you the next couplet. The Shanxi coal truck transports coal to the Western Mountains!"

As soon as Jun Chu said this, everyone was stunned. The second couplet that Jun Chu gave was quite satisfactory, fair and beautiful!
It turned out that he already had a second line, and it was intentional before...

"Young master Chu really has great knowledge, the little girl is willing to bow down!" Dongfang Ningxue said.

Jun Chu smiled, "Then I, can I go back to eat? No one is fighting with me, right?"

"Me! Fight with me, do you dare?" Shen Linfeng jumped out at this time.

Jun Chu suddenly muttered to himself, and said, "It seems like there are flies buzzing around, it's so noisy..."

After finishing speaking, Jun Chu waved his hands, as if chasing away flies, and then sat back beside Linger.

Shen Linfeng was suddenly extremely embarrassed, looked at Jun Chu, gritted his teeth, wishing he could kill him!

City Lord Yin had no choice but to laugh again, in order to resolve the embarrassment, he said: "Come, come, drink, drink..."

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The second half of this banquet was unremarkable, drinking and eating food. At night, City Lord Yin said: "Every honored guest who came from afar, if you are tired, go and rest...Jun'er, arrange for servants to bring Ladies and gentlemen, go down and rest..."

Yin Jun nodded.

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"Miss Jun, this is your room..."

"Master Shen, this is your room..."

Everyone was arranged properly, and Jun Chu also entered his room, and then he yawned and prepared to take a bath,

However, when Jun Chu came out after taking a shower and getting dressed, he found that Li Tianchou was sitting by the table in his room.

"Master, what are you doing? Disciple taking a shower and you peeping? It shouldn't be, peeping you should go to Linger's room, what are you doing here!" Jun Chu said immediately.Immediately, he looked terrified, "Master... you, you, you... Is there something like that, Long Yangzhi? Let me tell you, even if I am your disciple, I will not follow." I'm going to call it molestation..."

Li Tianchou suddenly said angrily: "Shut up!"

He was almost pissed off by Jun Chu. After shouting this sentence, Li Tianchou said: "You, you, is this mouth so powerful for Master?"

"Hehe... Just kidding, just kidding... Master, if you want to ask anything, just ask..." Jun Chu could only laugh.

"Oh? You know I'm here to ask questions?" Li Tianchou smiled suddenly. The smarter Jun Chu is, the happier he is.

Jun Chu just rolled his eyes.

Idiots can also see that Li Tianchou is not curious about being so prominent at night, but if he comes to ask questions, then there is something wrong...

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