Chapter 101 Husband!go home!

As soon as the words fell, there was a bang, and Mu Xi exploded a thunderbolt...

A puff of yellow smoke the color of yellow cauliflower came out...

A piece of human skin that had just been put on was blown to pieces, revealing a pair of huge and beautiful eyes, the eyeballs were motionless, but the black eyelashes kept flapping like frightened butterflies.

Shui Lian stared blankly at Mu Xi whose hair was blown away like a chicken coop, she was so pitiful, but she smiled unkindly, especially when she watched Mu Xi stretch out her hand to put the hair on her face in a daze. The pieces of human skin were taken off bit by bit, and that action couldn't make her laugh again. It can be said that Mu Xi is the stupidest and stupidest person she has ever seen in this life, oh no, in her previous life and this life Oh, but how stupid can be so cute!
Of course Mu Xi saw that Shui Lian was making fun of her, and laughed so wantonly that she burst into tears regardless of her feelings. Mu Xi bit her lip and couldn't help but glared at her: "Don't laugh!"

She didn't mean to squeeze the Thunderbolt bomb to blow herself up, anyway...it was unintentional anyway!No matter how bad it is, it is a conditioned reflex!Anyway, it is absolutely impossible that she wanted to blow herself up!
Shui Lian nodded while smiling, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, are you okay?"

Unhappily, Mu Xi raised both hands and tore off the human skin fragments on her face. Shui Lian saw it, and holding back a smile, she took out another human skin from the bag and handed it to her. "It just so happens that I have prepared an extra piece of human skin, you can put it on quickly."

Mu Xi bit her lip and took it with a whimper, and took a closer look, and couldn't help but let out a "huh", "Shui Lian, is this a man's human skin?"

Shui Lian also glanced at the words, "It seems that I didn't pay attention to it, anyway, this is the only one left, you should wear it quickly."

Mu Xi pinched the human skin, mumbling: "But, I'm a woman!"

Shui Lian patted her on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's not a bad thing to pretend to be a ladyboy once in a while."

Mu Xi lowered his head to look at his figure, then looked at the piece of human skin that he was pinching in his hand, and he bit his lip, "Well, a ladyboy is a ladyboy, and it's good to experience it... …

So, Mu Xi bravely put on the human skin, and after putting it on, he swung his sword and walked away with a thunderbolt bullet in his hand as if he wanted to kill someone.

Shui Lian ignored her, looking for her own prey in the hills.

Mu Xi actually doesn't like those fruit trees very much. She has coveted Yanshan's fish pond for a long time since she was very young. Fish, and the fish in their family are very fat and delicious. Mu Xi once came to eat with his second sister, but ended up being chased all over the mountain by black foxes and red foxes...

Later, Su Shan tried to dig a pond to raise fish, but the water just settled in, and was quickly dried up by the sun.

So they gave up.

Now Muxi was imagining how wonderful it would be if the fish pond in Yanshan could be moved to Sushan, so she ran to discuss with Shuilian, who patted her on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Son, there is It's a good idea."

Muxi thought that Shui Lian agreed, but Shui Lian changed the subject and said, "How many fish are there in the fish pond? Let's salvage them and make them into dried fish. Can't we eat them anytime?"

As for Mu Xi's idea, it can't be more whimsical, not to mention that she is not strong enough, even if she can really move the fish pond, the fish pond is full of water. Is it just for nothing?
Mu Xi thought about it for a while, his eyes lit up, yes, it tastes better when made into dried fish!
Mu Xi got excited, opened a sack, revealed her scarlet eyes and started fishing plan, she caught fish very fast, one fish in her left hand, one fish in her right hand, and another fish in her mouth, and when she put it in, the fat fish flicked The tail of the fish made a plop, and Mu Xi couldn't catch it with her small hands, and she was able to escape. She hurriedly threw the fish on her mouth into the sack, and then poured another sack into the water. She put a lot of big guys in it, and repeated it many times. The sack was filled with fresh and lively fish. Mu Xi was so happy that she threw away the useless bag, gritted her teeth and struggled to lift her fish. At this time, a scream came from behind: "Fish! Someone stole the fish!"

Without even thinking about it, Mu Xi threw two thunderbolts behind her, picked up her fish and rushed into the forest...

At that time, Shui Lian was cutting some fresh and delicious fruit trees, but after a while, she heard the sound of bombs coming from her collar and screams one after another. Shui Lian rubbed her ears, and continued to cut. It was almost done, tied it with a thick rope, and then luckily floated up. I was about to call it a day and go home, so I yelled loudly: "Husband! Go home!"

Mu Xi didn't hear what she said, but seemed to hear Shui Lian calling her from a distance, so she threw thunderbolts and ran all the way to Shui Lian. They surged up and surrounded them!

"Report to Your Majesty, there is a human monster and an ugly woman, I don't know where they are holy, but they have already destroyed many fruit trees in Yanshan Mountain!"

However, a fox in ragged clothes couldn't help but ran up and cried: "My lord, all the big fat fish we've been raising for so long have been stolen by this demon! Look, he's still blown up." I don't have a single piece of good fabric all over me!"

Let's take a look at the black fox, this little fox was blown up, hey... he has a good figure... He was staring at the little fox, and a familiar slap came towards his forehead from behind , the black fox let out a scream and hugged his head habitually. At this time, the red fox stepped forward, looked at the two ugly monsters who were surrounded, and snorted coldly: "Dare to destroy my Yanshan," paused for a moment, ruthlessly He raised his eyebrows fiercely: "Little ones, fuck me!"

A large group of foxes came up squandering all kinds of weapons, and Shui Lian calmly grabbed the remaining Thunderbolt bombs in the bag in Mu Xi's hand, and threw one at a time, and ten at ten. Mu Xi also likes to throw this. The fox who followed Shui Lian kept rushing up threw the thunderbolt, and was throwing vigorously, Shui Lian suddenly pulled the bag of the thunderbolt and threw it to the foxes who rushed up behind him, then raised her lips and picked up the thunderbolt. Mu Xi's hand flew out of the forest, and Mu Xi saw the sound of explosions below, and soon the whole Yanshan Mountain was surrounded by yellow smoke, covering their sight. Mu Xi did something bad, but he was very happy. She thought this thunderbolt was really fun, but she thought of something, and turned her head to Shui Lian and said, "Shui Lian, give them the demon stone, just treat it as we bought it!"

Shui Lian raised her eyebrows, "That's fine, anyway, I'm not short of money!"

After all, he threw a bag of dark colored demon stones to the bottom of the mountain forest emitting yellow smoke.

(End of this chapter)

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