Chapter 572 Beiyin vs Youli Jun 2 (Including 3 Easter Eggs)

(Beiyin + Xiaoshi + Easter eggs for the son)
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Easter Egg [Beiyin vs Youli Jun]--
The reporter is still Tianzhao's most famous Mumutou.

1. What is your name?
Youli Jun: Youli Jun.

Beiyin: Beiyin.

2. What is your gender?

Youli Jun: Male.

Beiyin: female.

Mu Mutou: →_→ This pair of interviews for Mao makes my heart tremble...

3. How did you meet?
Youli Jun: She came to kill me on a horse.

Beiyin:? ?How do I remember that I was taking a shower and you suddenly appeared?
Youli-Jun: ...he wants to kill me anyway.

Beiyin: ...to scare you.

4. Why do you like each other?
Youli Jun: First meeting, a glance of ten thousand years.

Beiyin: ...Well, he liked me first, and then I agreed when I couldn't stand his stalking.

Mu Mutou: Wow, Mr. Youli, you are so out, you actually chose the lowest move!
5. Which aspect of the other party makes you admire?
Youli Jun: From head to toe.

Beiyin: ...Well, she looks good.

6. Do you think there are any shortcomings in the other party?

Youli Jun: There are no shortcomings.

Beiyin: ...Sometimes you are too domineering, even more domineering than me.

7. Do you think you love the other person more, or does the other person love you more?
Youli-jun: It’s all the same.

Beiyin: Well... he...

8. Do you love each other?

Youli Jun: Love.Is the person asking this question mentally retarded? ==
Beiyin: Love.

9. What do you want the other party to do for you?
Youli-jun: Kiss me.

Beiyin reached out and turned Youli Jun's handsome face, raised his head and kissed: I hope you can kiss me too.

Youli-jun curled his lips into a smile, and lightly pinched the back of Beiyin's head to deepen the kiss.

Mu Mutou covered his face: ... Damn, don't you want to show your love face to face like this?

About... About half an hour later, the interview finally continued...

10. When was your first bed affair?
Mr. You Li: ...

Beiyin: Well...

11. How does it feel to have OOXX for the first time?
Mr. Youli: ...What do you feel?
Beiyin (blushing): Cough cough...

12. How many times is OOXX on average in a month?

Mr. Youli: If you ask this kind of question next time, I will tear up your notebook immediately.

Beiyin: Calm down.

Mu Mutou tightly guarded his notebook: Why didn't you ask me?Could it be... don't you guys still have OOXX?

Mr. You Li: ...

Beiyin: Keke.

Mu Mutou's shocked face: This author is so shameless and unkind, he didn't even arrange OOXX for you!

Mr. Youli took Beiyin's hand and stood up to leave.

Mu Mutou: Take it easy, you two, as the old saying goes, you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry, you two, finish the interview first?
Youli-jun: Don’t do it, get out of the way.

Mu Mutou: Then those two, let's make a conclusion. Do you have anything to say to each other?
Mr. Youli directly hugged Beiyin: Let's go back and practice what it felt like for the first time.

Beiyin: Too fast!
Mu Mutou: ...

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[Easter Egg History vs. Shen Feng]

1. Hee hee, tell me your name?
Xiaoshi: Xiaoshi...

Shen Feng: Shen Feng.

2. What is your gender?

Xiao Shi: Male...

Shen Feng: Man, are you blind?

3. Ahem, which one of you attacks and who suffers?

Xiao Shi: ...

Shen Feng: My little Shi is shy, so skip this question.

Mu Mutou: Oh→_→, I can see it even if I don’t say it.

4. Why do you like each other?
Xiao Shi: ... I don't know, anyway, there is no one in this world who is more shameless than him. (Woodwood: Oh, you like him smelly and shameless!)
Shen Feng: Why?There are many reasons, I like him losing his temper, I like him cooking for me, I like him blushing, I like him being...

Xiao Shi glared at him with a red face, and Shen Feng immediately shut up.

5. What advantages do you like in the other party?

Xiao Shi: It’s fine when you don’t lose your temper.

Shen Feng said weakly: Didn't I put away my temper now...

Xiao Shi: =. = um...

Shen Feng: Xiao Shi has many advantages. My favorite is his cooking, which is the most delicious.

The corner of Xiao Shi's mouth raised.

6. When was the first time you kissed?
Xiao Shi: ... I don't want to say it.

Shen Feng: On a dark and windy night, I couldn't help but secretly kissed him.

Xiao Shi: ... Is that what you call secretly?I am awake!
7. What's your favorite part of each other's body?

Xiao Shi: ... Well, those two horns on his head.

Shen Feng: I like every part of his body.

8. The first time you... cough cough, when was OOXX?
Xiao Shi: I don’t remember.

Shen Feng: Cough cough... Xiao Shi should be upset if I said it, skip skip...

9. How did you feel at that time?
Xiao Shi: ...

Shen Feng: Very comfortable... But, Xiao Shi is uncomfortable...

10. Do you have frequent OOXX every month?
Xiao Shi: Will OOXX die without OOXX?
Shen Feng: ...I will try my best to fight for...

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Shi interrupted with a blushing face: Fight for your uncle!
11. →_→ Will you die without OOXX?
Xiao Shi: ...

Shen Feng: Xiao Shi, I am a man, if time passes...I will...

Xiao Shi: Then you die and let me see?
Shen Feng got up and was about to hit the wall, Xiao Shi was startled and quickly grabbed him: What are you doing, come back!

Shen Feng looked at him pitifully: Xiao Shi, one year and seven months have passed since our last OOXX, when can we...

Xiao Shi: I don’t understand what you are saying!
12. Has the other party ever asked you for sex?

Xiao Shi: ... yes ...

Shen Feng: No...

13. What kind of posture do you like when OOXX?
Xiao Shi: ...you keep asking these kinds of questions on purpose, right?

Shen Feng: The tail separates his legs, and then... [beep beep - the back is too big, the author pinched it. 】

14. What do you most want the other party to do for you?
Xiao Shi: So far it’s fine.

Shen Feng: I hope...Xiao Shi can kiss me.

Xiao Shi: →_→ Kiss you uncle.

Shen Feng: (grieved face)
14. Is there anything you want to say to the other party?
Xiao Shi: Live a good life, I will live with you.

Shen Feng: I love you, I love you, I love you.

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Finally, I would like to present the information of the duty student updated on the WeChat public account today——

Xueye, flowers are floating~~~ I have invited the young master here! ?(ε?)
Wipe the microphone, and flattery hand it over: Hey, gossip, what's going on with the son's second child plan?

Son: In progress.

Author: (╯-╰)/Young master, I wish it was a boy or a girl this time?

Son: As long as Mu Xi likes it.

Author: (╯-╰)/Young master, would you like to say hello to the readers?
Son:

Author: Hey, what did you reply?Didn't see it! (╯-╰)/Be careful I will pull your Muxi out to tease you.

Son: Why don't you give it a try.

Author: (ˇ^ˇ) If you can't provoke me, you can't hide?
Son: I'm very busy, so I'll leave after answering three questions.

Author: (╯-╰)/What are you up to, my lord?

Son: ^_^ make children.

author:*_*……

1. Young Master, I heard that Mu Xi will become stupid when she becomes pregnant. Do you still plan to have a second child?

Son: Who are you calling stupid?
2. Son, son, there are so many fans, and your family is so jealous, how do you usually deal with it?
Son: Why should I make her unhappy?
3. Son, what do you think is the difference between before and after marriage?
Son: Before marriage, she called me son, after marriage, she called me husband.
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If you want to see more information about the students on duty, you can follow my WeChat public account [Wood Xi], waiting for you to come and play.
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Again pps, tomorrow's extra episode is [Man Man vs Ye Chen]~~~
(End of this chapter)

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