Hilarious: Son of Warcraft Snooze Mother

Chapter 1044 Two Beast Hairs...

Upon hearing this, the waiter in the shop thought that Xiaoqing said that he hated him and was going to eat him, so he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy frequently: "Master, please forgive me, I have an old man and a young man, I beg you to be merciful and spare the young man's life! "

Xiaoqing and Xiaosan looked at each other and suddenly felt very disgusted.

Xiaosan said coldly: "Xiaoqing, you must be too obscene looking to frighten people."

Xiao Qing sarcastically said: "In my opinion, you are too ugly and frightened people."

"It's clear that you are wretched!!" Little Sanyi slapped the dining table.

Xiaoqing also slapped her, and the waiter who was begging for mercy was so frightened that she dared not move for fear of burning herself.

Even so, Xiaoqing and Xiaosan still did not let him go.

They looked at the waiter at the same time, and asked in unison: "Who is more handsome between the two of us?!"

The waiter looked at the two ugly spirit beasts back and forth at a loss, and muttered, "Both of them are very handsome!"

I wonder if such an answer can satisfy the two monsters?

"Well, that sounds good. But I think I'm more handsome." Xiaosan replied while eating noodles.

"It's clear that I'm more handsome, but you, everyone who has seen it says you're ugly!" Xiao Qing didn't want to be outdone.

"I'm handsome and charming, heroic and elegant, and I don't care about ugly monsters like you." Xiaosan said with her head buried in hard work.

I'm about to die of starvation, I'll finish my meal first, and then I'll fight with Xiaoqingtong.

The waiter tried to leave Xiaosan and Xiaoqing's territory, only to see the two monsters eating noodles at a speed that was astounding.

"These two don't seem to be bad guys, it's quite funny." The shopkeeper whispered.

The waiter from the shop echoed it, thinking that what the shopkeeper said was reasonable.

If it were ordinary monsters, if they had been hacked to death, why would they brag about themselves narcissistically while eating noodles?
It looks like a monster, where did it come from?
Just as Xiaosan and Xiaoqing were eating happily, there was a sudden noise outside.

Xiaosan and Xiaoqing paused while they were eating noodles, and looked out the window, only to see many people rushing towards where they were standing, still holding things in their hands.

From the looks of it, he came with bad intentions.

"Look, if you say you're ugly and don't admit it, they want to cut you off!" Xiao San continued to eat noodles, ignoring the crowd outside.

"It's clearly coming for you, and I'm going to kill you!" Xiao Qing sneered at Xiao San not to be outdone.

While they were talking, someone rushed into the noodle shop and shouted at them from a distance: "Will you go away by yourself, or be hacked by me, you choose!!"

"Can you be chopped off by me?" Xiaosan asked quietly.

These lifeless things dare to yell in front of him, I'm afraid they are tired of living!
The man didn't believe in evil, so he raised his sword and rushed to Xiao Sangen. Before he could swing the sword, Xiao San twisted him up and was about to throw him into the noodle shop when he suddenly saw the frightened face of the shopkeeper.

Xiao San grinned at the shopkeeper: "Okay, I'll throw him out of the noodle shop."

As soon as he finished speaking, he threw the man out of the window.

After that, he quickly finished his noodle soup before getting up.Seeing this, Xiaoqing hurriedly finished the last bit of noodle soup, and then followed Xiaosan.

They went to the shopkeeper hand in hand, Xiaosan plucked a hair from her body and handed it to the shopkeeper: "This is my face money."

Seeing this, Xiaoqing imitated the example, and plucked a hair from her forehead and handed it to the shopkeeper: "This is my face money."

The shopkeeper laughed dryly, took the two animal hairs respectfully with both hands, nodded and said yes...

(End of this chapter)