Sacred Dragon Douluo of Douluo Continent

Chapter 179 Loneliness and Turnaround
"Don't be sad! I was wrong, I shouldn't have asked you about Wuhun?" Wu Sansi apologized.

Facing a pair of winking eyes that were about to shed a few drops of tears at this moment, Wu Sansi could only feel dizzy for a while, who made dealing with girls his biggest weakness.

"Or I'll tell you a joke!"

Hearing what Wu Sansi said, Dai Qiqi really stopped her moaning and sighed, and instantly became looking forward to it.

It really worked, seeing Dai Qiqi's appearance, Wu Sansi knew that this method was probably effective, and was looking for all kinds of very funny jokes in his mind.

"Yes, you are all right! A mosquito and a cockroach peeked at a girl taking a bath. The mosquito boasted: I bitten two bags on her chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen. The cockroach said: What's the big deal, ten years ago I slashed under her, and now she bleeds once a month!"

"Puff puff puff puff..."

As soon as Wu Sansi finished speaking, the maids around Dai Qiqi burst into laughter, and some even covered their stomachs while laughing, obviously laughing until their stomach hurts.

On the other hand, Dai Qiqi looked blank, looking at her breasts that hadn't grown yet, and at the same time looking at her trouser legs.

Is this joke funny?Why is everyone else laughing like this?Why can't I understand at all?Dai Qiqi felt so stupid that she couldn't even understand a joke.

Wu Sansi saw Dai Qiqi looking at her chest for a while and her legs for a while, and suddenly remembered, this Dai Qiqi is only nine years old, how can she understand these dirty jokes, she is not a post-00s in this world, innocent and innocent Evil, pure and kind.

Although Dai Qiqi is not worrying about her martial soul now, but she was not able to make her laugh with this joke, so she is a little disappointed, it seems that she has to tell some jokes that she can understand.

"Here's another one. In the past, there was a polar bear in the far north who stayed alone on the ice in a daze. He was so bored that he started to pluck his own fur for fun. One, two, three, and finally there was no one left, and then he It's freezing."

After Wu Sansi finished speaking, the audience was silent. Although this is a cold joke, you should give some reactions at least!I'm so embarrassed to say that.

"Puff, puff, hahaha..."

First, he pursed his lips to hold back a little laughter that was accidentally revealed, and then he laughed completely and completely. Wu Sansi could find tears from the corners of Dai Qiqi's eyes.

Does this count as being made to cry by myself?

The maids around couldn't understand what Wu Sansi said was funny just now, just like Dai Qiqi didn't understand why they were laughing just now, but anyway, the princess thought it was funny enough.

Then Wu Sansi told several jokes one after another. He copied some of the themes as they were without any barriers, and some of them needed to be slightly modified with the favor of Douluo Dalu, so it didn't look abrupt.

After an unknown amount of time, the maid who was leading the way for Wu Sansi came up to him and reminded him that he was going to have lunch with His Majesty the Emperor.

In fact, she wanted to remind Wu Sansi a long time ago, but seeing him chatting with Her Royal Highness so happily, her secret mission was completed, but it was almost lunch time, and it was time to lead these two to the restaurant up.

Wu Sansi didn't eat much in the morning because of the temper of the second daughter. Besides, he chatted with Dai Qiqi for a long time just now, and he was really hungry now. He immediately agreed with the maid's suggestion and went to the restaurant for dinner.

"Qiqi, come with me!" Wu Sansi invited.

Dai Qiqi only hesitated for a moment before agreeing, stood up and said hello.

Her soft words startled the maids who served her, and they looked at each other. Ever since Princess Dai Qiqi learned that her martial soul was a waste martial soul, she never went to the restaurant to eat. It hurts to eat alone.

But now, how could this young man who only met once could invite Princess Dai Qiqi to the restaurant for dinner?

Although they were puzzled, seeing this beautiful and lovely princess opened her heart and turned into her original innocent and lively appearance again, they were really happy from the bottom of their hearts, and their eyes softened when they looked at Wu Sansi again. point.

Wu Sansi and Dai Qiqi walked in front, chatting and laughing all the way, while the maids silently followed behind them, trying not to disturb this lovely couple as much as possible.

If it is said that Wu Sansi's behavior towards Dai Qiqi means that he fell in love with her, then he is really wrong. The first time he saw Dai Qiqi, Wu Sansi regarded her as the former Meier.

When he thought of the lively, funny, naughty, and finally kind Meier outside the gate of Shrek Academy when he first came to Douluo Dalu, Wu Sansi fell in love with her. Of course, this kind of love is not between men and women. Like, but the feelings between brother and sister.

At that time, Meier was also a little fleshy, very cute, although Wu Sansi was young, but at that time, he really treated Meier as a younger sister.

But after Wu Sansi integrated into their family, Meier suddenly felt that she was bigger than Wu Sansi, and she should take care of Wu Sansi instead of him, so she gradually restrained her temper and tried to make herself look like a sister .

Although Wu Sansi loves Meier's growth, she also lost the feeling of being an older brother because of it.After all, Meier is indeed older than herself, so what if her soul is a dick in her 20s?It's not because of this body.

Although there is a saying that is good, only gold is expensive in the world, don't ask God to buy a boy.But being too young has its downsides...

Isn't the Dai Qiqi I see now the Meier from back then?Ignorant and innocent, although she is sad for her martial soul, but she is not very old, just for Wu Sansi to experience the feeling of being an older brother again!

The two kept talking all the way, but Wu Sansi said more. Dai Qiqi listened, and unconsciously, she went back to that restaurant again.

The waiter pushed open the door, and Wu Sansi found that everyone had returned and he was the only one left.

Apologetically, she prepared to lead Dai Qiqi to sit down first, but Dai Qiqi is also a princess of a country after all, how could she be so rude!
Dai Qiqi bowed for everyone and was about to introduce herself, but unexpectedly, Dai Zhenbang opened the mouth for her first.

"Let me introduce to you, this is the daughter of my second brother Dai Zhenhong, my niece Dai Qiqi, you can just sit down with Sansi."

Dai Zhenbang was also very surprised when he saw Wu Sansi leading Dai Qiqi into the restaurant. After all, he was very clear about Dai Qiqi's martial spirit.

At first, he asked Wu Sansi to lead her to Dai Qiqi, just to let the two little guys get in touch with each other first, so they might fall in love with her, but what he never expected was that she and Wu Sansi met for the first time. You can follow him to the restaurant that you haven't been in for a few years.

Perhaps, they really have a chance!
Dai Zhenbang naturally welcomed this, and even Song Tiancheng couldn't help but take a closer look at this little guy, he looks good, and his status is considered worthy of Wu Sansi, so you can wait and see first.

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