The boss has been plotting against me for a long time

Chapter 1644 Fanwai: 100 Questions about Couple Sex (1)

The book is coming to an end. I believe that what everyone is very interested in is the "harmonious" relationship between President Feng and Xue Niuniu, so I will give you a little bonus in this issue. I invite the two protagonists to be guests in the live broadcast room, and to live broadcast for you. They "live" as a couple.Come to a live broadcast answering 100 questions about couples, if you have doubts, they will answer~

Attention everyone, if you don't like it, put away the eggs and vegetables in your hands, and don't throw them at the author, these are all bought with money, don't waste them!Put them one by one into the basket I brought in an orderly manner, you don’t want it, I’ll take it home and cook, hahaha!

... Let's not talk nonsense, let's start the live broadcast right now, please invite our tall, handsome, handsome and unrestrained Yushu Linfeng, the author Wei his mother!

Vita Mama: Yes, hello everyone, it’s me again! (It feels like a bunch of pork has been smashed over. In fact, I want to say that I prefer to eat chicken...)
Come on, brush up the gift gold coins for me!Who wants to give me a Ferrari, an airplane, a cruise ship?

……

1. May I have your name?
President Feng: Are you retarded?
Xue Niuniu: Are you an idiot?

Vita Mama: You are...I am...

2. What is your age?

President Feng: Are you courting death?

Xue Niuniu: You don't want to live?

Vita Mama: You...I...

3. What is your gender?
President Feng: This interview does not have any technical content, daughter-in-law, let's go home. (Say I'm leaving.)
Xue Niuniu: Yes, we don't talk to fools.

Vita Mama: Cough...continue. (Don't ask why they didn't leave. I'm holding one thigh in each hand now...)
4. What is your personality like?
President Feng: Very good.

Xue Niuniu: Perfect.

Vita Mama: No way, the people I write are too narcissistic. (Whoever says it, just get out like me!)

5. The character of the other party?

President Feng: Very good.

Xue Niuniu: Tempered, domineering, strong.

Vita Mama: Pay attention, we do not show affection in this interview.

6. When did the two meet for the first time?Where?

President Feng: I refuse to answer this question.

Xue Niuniu: Thinking of this, I feel sad.

Vita Mama: Blame me...

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

President Feng: Dirty.

Xue Niuniu: The handsome and blind 24K Kazilan has big eyes!
Vita Mama: Next.

8. What do you like about each other?

President Feng: Hungry and thirsty.

Xue Niuniu: Take it easy.

Vita Mama: What does the upstairs refer to?Can you briefly reveal whether it is on the bed?
Xue Niuniu: Shame~

9. What do you hate about each other?
President Feng: I don't have enough physical strength. If I don't enjoy myself, I will faint.

Xue Niuniu: I'm too physically strong, I'm dizzy, and he's still not enjoying himself.

Vita Mama: You will be beaten if you do this!
10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?
President Feng: This is it?
Xue Niuniu: What?
Vita Mama: I don't know...

11. How do you call each other?

President Feng: Wife.

Xue Niuniu: Husband.

Vita Mama: He looked up at the ceiling and found that nothing happened.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?
President Feng: Husband.

Xue Niuniu: Daughter-in-law.

Vita Mama: My boyfriend, how long are you going to be lost?

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
President Feng: Sheep.

Xue Niuniu: Wolf.

Vita Mama: So, wolves eat sheep?Here also refuse to show affection in disguise!

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?
President Feng: Love-interest-underwear.

Xue Niuniu: Sleeping pills.

Vita Mama: Why?
Xue Niuniu: You won't touch me when you're asleep.

(End of this chapter)