God of Warcraft

Chapter 1
"You guys are shameless, so many people are bullying me as a child, really shameless! You have the guts to challenge me one-on-one..." Zhan Wuming looked at the group of men in black who were approaching step by step, his face was pale, and he spoke incoherently shouted.

The white sparrow beast below him was pawing the ground restlessly, and the sound of the rushing waterfall behind him made Zhan Wuming feel flustered.These people kept chasing after him like ghosts, which made him very helpless.Who on earth is going to deal with himself?He would actually take advantage of the family hunting season to set up an ambush.Obviously, these people didn't want to kill him right away, otherwise he would have died a hundred times earlier.

The people in black grinned grinningly, and slowly surrounded them.

"Stop all of you, or I'll jump from here, and you won't be able to catch a hair..." Zhan Wuming jumped and fell to the edge of the waterfall, threatening.

The group of men in black were startled, and they did not dare to move forward, as if they were afraid that Zhan Wuming would really jump.

"Damn, the water is so deep, I feel dizzy looking at it, what can I do? I don't know if my brother and the others find out that I'm missing, will they come here immediately..." Zhan Wuming turned his head and glanced at the man who seemed to have diarrhea. The waterfall at the mouth of the abyss, the big trees at the bottom of the valley trembled like grass in the wind, which made him even more depressed.

If the other party really came around and grabbed him, should he jump or not?Don't jump, ghost knows if the man in black will really kill him, maybe there is still a glimmer of life if he jumps... Damn, but I'm afraid of heights...

"As long as you are willing to come with us, we will never hurt you..."

"Then you tell me who is behind you first, and I will consider whether to surrender."

"You'd better not know our origins, only the dead will not be curious!" One of the men in black said coldly.

"Wow, what kind of heroes do you guys have to frighten a child who has no power to restrain a chicken?" Zhan Wuming desperately delayed the time, approached the white sparrow beast fearfully, stood on the edge of the cliff, and listened. Hearing the loud sound of the waterfall hitting the rock, my heart flustered, as if a thousand giant scorpions were beating.

"Huh..." A man in black yelled in surprise.

The sky suddenly darkened, as if the sky had dropped in an instant.

"It's going to rain so soon? The weather in the World of Warcraft Forest is really unpredictable." Someone said to himself.

"Little ghost, if you don't want to die, just obey me obediently and follow us immediately." Someone was getting impatient.

"Ah, my God, what's going on..." Zhan Wuming suddenly yelled, looking at the sky in horror.

The men in black were stunned, and followed Zhan Wuming's gaze, only to see a large terrifying vortex suddenly appearing in the gloomy sky. Before everyone could react, a dazzling light suddenly shot out from the vortex. .

"Wow..." There was also a huge lightning that split the darkness suddenly, chasing down the bright light that flew out of the whirling vortex.

"Ah..." Before Zhan Wuming realized what was going on, he saw the bright light flying out of the vortex falling straight towards him, hitting his head hard.The body was instantly thrown high by the huge impact and fell into the deep waterfall.

Everything happened so fast, the man in black was overwhelmed by the sudden change, and watched Zhan Wuming fall into the waterfall.

"Boom..." The lightning that followed immediately hit the sky, and a deep pit was struck on the cliff. The white sparrow beast had no power to resist, and immediately turned into a pile of ashes, and the people in black around were also burned by the hot air. The waves hit so badly that they couldn't find the north.

"Fourth brother..."

"Little Master..."

At the moment of falling, Zhan Wuming seemed to have heard the calls of his family members, but he could no longer think about it, a strange heat rushed straight into his mind, and a broken voice came from the depths of his soul.

Zhan Wuming sighed softly in his heart: "Unexpectedly, I would die like this at such a young age, and was smashed to death by an inexplicable ghost thing falling from the sky... Fuck, I can still hear my head being broken before I die, It’s also unprecedented…”

"God, you want me to reincarnate. I don't want to reincarnate for the sake of being weak... My life is up to me... This is my way, even if you are the sky! You don't deserve to understand it!" Another voice said abruptly. It sounded in my ears, and it seemed to sound in the depths of my mind, with boundless anger and unwillingness, but also with a trace of persistence and tenderness.

The sound was somewhat familiar, and it was so clear that it overshadowed the sound of rumbling water.

Before he had time to think about where the sound came from, Zhan Wuming suddenly felt his body tremble.

"Boom..." A huge momentum counterattacked, and Zhan Wuming's body slammed into the deep pool under the waterfall, and then lost consciousness.

……

Three months later, in the backyard of the Zhan Family in Makino City.

"The young master is here... The young master is here..." Amidst the screams of several girls, the servants in the courtyard scattered, some hid behind the trees, some hid in the house...in the courtyard All that remained was a shoe that the servants ran away in panic.

Zhan Wuming poked his head into the yard with sly eyebrows, and was shocked to find that there was no one in the yard, and was immediately disappointed.Coughing, imitating adults, with hands behind their backs, stepping into the yard with a splayed figure.

"Master Ben is here, and all of you nasty guys are lazy. If you don't come to welcome me, I'll tell my aunt in a while, and each of you will be deducted a month's wages." Zhan Wuming shouted loudly.

As soon as these words came out, the servants came out of their respective hiding places with mournful faces and trembling, looking at Zhan Wuming's seemingly innocent big eyes, their hearts trembled.That seemingly innocent little face made the servants tremble in fright, for fear of being targeted by this little poisonous snake.

When the young master came to the servant's yard, he had nothing else to do except find someone to test the medicine.If it was okay to say three months ago, although the young master likes to mess around, he is very kind to the servants, but he secretly stole the elixir for strengthening the body from the medicine cabinet and gave it to the servants. But the servants benefited a lot.

But since the family came back from spring hunting three months ago, I don’t know what the young master got into, and he started to tinker with medicine by himself. Control fire alchemy?Do you have Dan fire?Do you know what is medicinal fusion?

According to well-informed people, the young master was frightened in the Warcraft Mountains, was suddenly attacked by a group of mysterious people, and separated from his family members.When he was found, the young master was unconscious on the river bank of the Wild Dog River Valley more than 300 miles away from the hunting place.It is a miracle that a 12-year-old doll, white and tender, was not eaten by the monsters in a coma in the wild dog river densely populated by monsters!
It is said that the young master was lying unconscious on the bank of the river at that time, and there were many dead blood-devouring crocodiles in the shallow water of the river bank.No one knew what was going on, how could a child who didn't even have the fighting spirit be the opponent of those blood-devouring crocodiles who would run away even if they saw a one-star warrior, let alone a group of them.And since then, the young master who escaped from death has become even crazier.

A few days ago, the young master concocted a few medicines that looked extremely ugly. The person who tested the medicine was the young master's bodyguard, Master Duan, a first-rank war master known as "a dragon in foreign wars, and a worm in civil wars".Unexpectedly, Master Duan took the medicine and regained his bravery. He stayed up for three days and three nights without getting out of bed. Pass the Yumen Pass!"
Later, when someone asked how the medicine worked, Master Duan's answer was only two words "hehe".Asked more, he only replied: "Whoever uses it will know!"

Just because the young master concocted medicine indiscriminately, and often asked people to test the medicine, the fourth lady couldn't stand it anymore, and went to find the young master in a rage. The conversation between mother and child was classic and scary.

"Do you know what kind of medicine you are refining?" Fourth Madam asked angrily.

The young master replied innocently: "I don't know, I just grabbed a few kinds of herbs at random, boiled them in a pot, and finally it became this kind of paste. I scraped it off and rubbed it, and it became a pill." .”

Others use alchemy furnaces and alchemy fires to refine alchemy, and they are still cautious.Young master Zhan is good, he uses a big iron pot to make alchemy, and he cooks it in a big iron pot. There is no alchemy fire, and he even uses firewood to make the fire... Even the fourth wife can't do anything about his naughtiness.

"My young master is in a good mood today." Zhan Wuming said loudly with an innocent smile on his face.

As soon as he finished speaking, the faces of all the servants turned blue.Every time after Zhan Wuming finishes this sentence, the next sentence is - I have refined several new medicines.

"Master, I have a stomach ache today, and I have diarrhea..." While speaking, the servant actually farted, "I'm sorry, Master, I have a bad stomach. I'm afraid I will stain the eyes of the Master, so I'd better go to the latrine first." It's gone." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and ran away without waiting for Zhan Wuming to speak.

"Master, my cousin's son is getting married today, and the groom is me...oh, no... the best man is me... the auspicious time is coming, I have to go..." A servant was so nervous that he ran away before finishing his sentence.He is the only male in his family, and he is still waiting for him to carry on the family line, so he can't leave it in the young master's hands.

After a while, the servants in the yard were gone again. Before Zhan Wuming could reach out to grab them, they all ran away, and only Zhan Wuming stood alone in the middle of the yard, muttering: "These useless guys , Isn’t it just testing medicine? There is no need to be afraid of this...” Before he finished speaking, Zhan Wuming’s eyes lit up, and there was an older, honest-looking uncle under the tree in the corner.

"There is one more thing, yes, you are very good, I will ask my father to add money to you." Zhan Wuming was so happy that he searched around, asking people around his mother, people around him, and even the people around his second brother. After that, no one is willing to test the medicine for himself.Looking for spirit beasts to test the medicine, they can't speak, how can they know whether the medicine is good or bad, and they came to find the servants, but they all ran away.Fortunately, there was another one, Zhan Wuming grinned so much that his mouth reached his ears.

"Well, young master, little Zhan Chuan, think... think..." The middle-aged uncle stuttered nervously, not knowing what to say.

"Do you want to try medicine for this young master? Great, there's nothing wrong with it, as long as you want to, I will satisfy you..."

"No, it's not. My little one, I just want to ask, do you still have the medicine that Master Duan took last time?" The middle-aged uncle asked in a low voice embarrassedly.

Zhan Wuming was stunned for a moment, what do you mean, didn't everyone say that the medicine is not good?As a result, I was taught a lesson by my mother, and my father whipped me so hard that I almost lost my way. How could there be so many people asking me for that medicine in private?

Zhan Wuming asked in surprise, "Do you want to take that medicine?"

"Yes, yes... the little one just wants to take that medicine." Zhan Chuan was overjoyed, it seemed that there was something going on.

"I still have the medicine from last time, but if you want that medicine, you have to try a new medicine for me first." Zhan Wuming thought for a while.Since so many people want the medicine last time, it is estimated that the medicine is still useful, otherwise, why even the third grandfather and the second grandfather secretly asked him for medicine and prescriptions?
Zhan Chuan began to struggle. Thinking of the young master's appalling method of boiling medicine, he felt chills all over his body, but he also thought of his future sexual blessings and the contemptuous gaze of the yellow-faced woman at home. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, as long as the young master Give me the medicine from last time, and I will test the medicine for the young master."

Zhan Wuming laughed, and finally found the drug tester.In fact, he doesn't need a medicine tester at all, he is very clear about the properties of the medicine he has refined, but he needs a medicine tester to let people in the family see the value of the medicine he has refined.

(End of this chapter)