Chapter 744 Father and Son Rivalry ([-])
Facing such a difficult uncle, Xiaodengdeng knew that today was finally a big event, and after thinking about it countless times, he finally showed a more honest expression on his face: "I know."
"What's your name?" Leng Jingyuan continued to question.
Such a question is really too simple!Immediately, Xiao Deng Deng settled down, raised his head, blinked his eyes and said in a childlike voice, "Uncle, my name is Deng Deng."
This voice made Leng Jingyuan's heart soften for no reason.
Suddenly, he realized that he was almost fooled, and he straightened his face: "My name!"
Hearing these two words, Xiaodengdeng immediately turned bitter. Why didn't this uncle fall for it?
Didn't Aunt Mo say that a child's tears are the greatest weapon, and the child's coquettishness and innocence are the ultimate skills?
Why did he show off all his weapons, and this black-faced uncle can still carry it?
No, he has to work harder, otherwise he won't be able to escape!
Dengdeng pursed his lips and pretended to think about it, and then his voice became more and more aggrieved: "My name is: Xiaoju Deng."
"Hahaha...Xiao Ju Deng? There is a small surname among the hundreds of surnames?" Ji Chenghua finally couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Feeling more and more that this little guy was just talking nonsense, Leng Jingyuan's face became stern again: "If you tell a lie again, I will pick you up immediately!"
"Wow wow wow... Uncle is not loyal! Dengdeng's name is Xiaoju Deng, I'm not lying! If you don't admit it, you can ask my mother!" Xiao Dengdeng finally broke out, and big tears rolled down When he came out, he covered his cheek with his fleshy little hand and howled crisply.
Leng Jingyuan couldn't scare him anymore because of the little guy who suddenly burst into tears and didn't forget to criticize others.
He had to say to himself: Maybe three or four-year-old children really don't know their own names, and it's not necessarily true.
"Okay, don't cry anymore, then tell me, what's your father's name? What's your mother's name?" In desperation, he gently stroked the little guy's head with his big hand, and Leng Jingyuan suddenly felt like he was touching his little girl's head illusion.
As soon as these words came out, Dengdeng was startled: This person really has a problem!
He sobbed twice, and there were a few teardrops on Xiao Dengdeng's face, which made him look very pitiful. He sobbed twice again before murmuring: "I...I...I don't know my father... ...what's your father's name, because...because I haven't seen him...I've never seen him..."
After hearing this, Leng Jingyuan frowned: Is this a child without a father?
In an instant, something fluffy in Leng Jingyuan's heart, his voice became softer than ever before: "Good boy, don't cry, didn't your mother tell you where your father is?"
This voice immediately made Xiaodengdeng slightly roll his eyes, he nodded very seriously, and pouted his mouth: "Uncle, my mother said that my father is possessed by a ghost, and my father is no longer Dengdeng's father."
What's the mess?
What is the child's mother saying to the child?
The child's father is possessed by a ghost?
Where did the ghost come from in this world?
Leng Jingyuan suddenly felt dissatisfied when the lamp was pulled like this: "Then what's your mother's name?"
Come here, here comes the point!
This uncle is not looking for his father, he is looking for his mother!
Xiao Dengdeng twisted his head to look at the adults who had been staring at him, with an expression of fear of being too cute: "Uncle, my mother is called mother."
uh~~
This little guy doesn't seem to be so cunning, does he?
Known as a fox, Chen Hongzheng immediately exposed his little trick on purpose: "Little guy, you are the one who calls your mother. What do others call your mother? Be honest."
This uncle is more cunning?
It turned out that after asking all the time, they still wanted to ask his mother's name?
No, you must not let him know what your mother's name is!
The mother is so good-looking, what if they saw her and snatched her away?
No, you must not tell them!
Aunt Mo said: To deal with cunning people, you have to be more cunning!
Suddenly, Xiao Dengdeng opened his innocent eyes full of confusion: "Uncle, what does this uncle say that other people call my mother? Who is the other person? Why did he call my mother?"
How should he answer this question?
For the first time in his life, Leng Jingyuan had a feeling: playing the piano to a cow.
Seeing Deng Deng biting his finger with an innocent expression on his face, Leng Jingyuan suddenly had a headache: Did he feel wrong?
Seeing that his second elder brother was hugged, Chen Hongzheng immediately reminded: "It's your relatives, elders and the like, what do they call your mother?"
Xiaodengdeng tilted his head again with a look of sudden realization, he glanced at Chen Hongzheng, and thought: This uncle who is more cunning than a fox should not be underestimated at all!
In order not to let people know that he was lying, Deng Deng looked extremely surprised.
As if he just understood the meaning, in order to perform successfully, he didn't even forget to count with his little fingers: "So that's the meaning? Uncle, my mother has so many names!"
As soon as these words came out, the other three drinking tea and watching the excitement almost spit out the tea in their mouths: Can a person have many names?
"Tell me, tell my uncles how many names your mother has."
Leng Jingyuan knew that it was very difficult to get along with a four-year-old child, so it was better to find the information he wanted from his words.
Although the brothers didn't know why their senior brother was so obsessed with a child, everyone became interested: "Yes, Dengdeng, tell me, what is your mother's name, tell this uncle to buy it for you?" A candied haws."
In an instant, Deng Deng smiled: "Uncle, I don't like candied haws."
Chen Hongzheng teased him: "Then what do you like?"
Deng Deng tilted his head again, the cuteness on that face made people love it: "Well, I would never have thought of that."
Ji Chenghua laughed: "I'll think about it later."
Deng Deng's eyes widened: "What if you run away later?"
Ji Chenghua was dumbfounded: "Then you think it over before you talk about it?"
After another while, Deng Deng put on a magnanimous look: "Forget it, why don't you give me the money directly? One tael of silver for a name, okay?"
As soon as these words came out, a group of big men broke into sweat instantly: Is this really a four-year-old child?Could this be a thousand-year-old demon turned into a boy?
Leng Jingyuan really wanted to know the name of the child's mother, whether she was his Ya'er or not, he just wanted to know.
Reaching out his hand to take it out of his pocket, he found that there was no money: "Shall I give you the bank note?"
Deng Deng only saw silver in his eyes, he didn't know what a silver ticket was: "Silver!"
"I do not have."
Deng Deng pointed at Ji Chenghua: "He has!"
Ji Chenghua was amused: "Boy, why do I have to come out?"
Dengdeng was confident: "Because you brought it up?"
Ji Chenghua was not happy, but almost got hurt internally: "Well, if you dare to talk nonsense, boy, be careful and I will ask the dog to bite your little ass!"
He is not afraid of wolves, but is he afraid of dogs?
In an instant, Deng Deng writhed triumphantly in Qiu Mingyuan's arms: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm nervous, so I'm not afraid..."
(End of this chapter)
Facing such a difficult uncle, Xiaodengdeng knew that today was finally a big event, and after thinking about it countless times, he finally showed a more honest expression on his face: "I know."
"What's your name?" Leng Jingyuan continued to question.
Such a question is really too simple!Immediately, Xiao Deng Deng settled down, raised his head, blinked his eyes and said in a childlike voice, "Uncle, my name is Deng Deng."
This voice made Leng Jingyuan's heart soften for no reason.
Suddenly, he realized that he was almost fooled, and he straightened his face: "My name!"
Hearing these two words, Xiaodengdeng immediately turned bitter. Why didn't this uncle fall for it?
Didn't Aunt Mo say that a child's tears are the greatest weapon, and the child's coquettishness and innocence are the ultimate skills?
Why did he show off all his weapons, and this black-faced uncle can still carry it?
No, he has to work harder, otherwise he won't be able to escape!
Dengdeng pursed his lips and pretended to think about it, and then his voice became more and more aggrieved: "My name is: Xiaoju Deng."
"Hahaha...Xiao Ju Deng? There is a small surname among the hundreds of surnames?" Ji Chenghua finally couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Feeling more and more that this little guy was just talking nonsense, Leng Jingyuan's face became stern again: "If you tell a lie again, I will pick you up immediately!"
"Wow wow wow... Uncle is not loyal! Dengdeng's name is Xiaoju Deng, I'm not lying! If you don't admit it, you can ask my mother!" Xiao Dengdeng finally broke out, and big tears rolled down When he came out, he covered his cheek with his fleshy little hand and howled crisply.
Leng Jingyuan couldn't scare him anymore because of the little guy who suddenly burst into tears and didn't forget to criticize others.
He had to say to himself: Maybe three or four-year-old children really don't know their own names, and it's not necessarily true.
"Okay, don't cry anymore, then tell me, what's your father's name? What's your mother's name?" In desperation, he gently stroked the little guy's head with his big hand, and Leng Jingyuan suddenly felt like he was touching his little girl's head illusion.
As soon as these words came out, Dengdeng was startled: This person really has a problem!
He sobbed twice, and there were a few teardrops on Xiao Dengdeng's face, which made him look very pitiful. He sobbed twice again before murmuring: "I...I...I don't know my father... ...what's your father's name, because...because I haven't seen him...I've never seen him..."
After hearing this, Leng Jingyuan frowned: Is this a child without a father?
In an instant, something fluffy in Leng Jingyuan's heart, his voice became softer than ever before: "Good boy, don't cry, didn't your mother tell you where your father is?"
This voice immediately made Xiaodengdeng slightly roll his eyes, he nodded very seriously, and pouted his mouth: "Uncle, my mother said that my father is possessed by a ghost, and my father is no longer Dengdeng's father."
What's the mess?
What is the child's mother saying to the child?
The child's father is possessed by a ghost?
Where did the ghost come from in this world?
Leng Jingyuan suddenly felt dissatisfied when the lamp was pulled like this: "Then what's your mother's name?"
Come here, here comes the point!
This uncle is not looking for his father, he is looking for his mother!
Xiao Dengdeng twisted his head to look at the adults who had been staring at him, with an expression of fear of being too cute: "Uncle, my mother is called mother."
uh~~
This little guy doesn't seem to be so cunning, does he?
Known as a fox, Chen Hongzheng immediately exposed his little trick on purpose: "Little guy, you are the one who calls your mother. What do others call your mother? Be honest."
This uncle is more cunning?
It turned out that after asking all the time, they still wanted to ask his mother's name?
No, you must not let him know what your mother's name is!
The mother is so good-looking, what if they saw her and snatched her away?
No, you must not tell them!
Aunt Mo said: To deal with cunning people, you have to be more cunning!
Suddenly, Xiao Dengdeng opened his innocent eyes full of confusion: "Uncle, what does this uncle say that other people call my mother? Who is the other person? Why did he call my mother?"
How should he answer this question?
For the first time in his life, Leng Jingyuan had a feeling: playing the piano to a cow.
Seeing Deng Deng biting his finger with an innocent expression on his face, Leng Jingyuan suddenly had a headache: Did he feel wrong?
Seeing that his second elder brother was hugged, Chen Hongzheng immediately reminded: "It's your relatives, elders and the like, what do they call your mother?"
Xiaodengdeng tilted his head again with a look of sudden realization, he glanced at Chen Hongzheng, and thought: This uncle who is more cunning than a fox should not be underestimated at all!
In order not to let people know that he was lying, Deng Deng looked extremely surprised.
As if he just understood the meaning, in order to perform successfully, he didn't even forget to count with his little fingers: "So that's the meaning? Uncle, my mother has so many names!"
As soon as these words came out, the other three drinking tea and watching the excitement almost spit out the tea in their mouths: Can a person have many names?
"Tell me, tell my uncles how many names your mother has."
Leng Jingyuan knew that it was very difficult to get along with a four-year-old child, so it was better to find the information he wanted from his words.
Although the brothers didn't know why their senior brother was so obsessed with a child, everyone became interested: "Yes, Dengdeng, tell me, what is your mother's name, tell this uncle to buy it for you?" A candied haws."
In an instant, Deng Deng smiled: "Uncle, I don't like candied haws."
Chen Hongzheng teased him: "Then what do you like?"
Deng Deng tilted his head again, the cuteness on that face made people love it: "Well, I would never have thought of that."
Ji Chenghua laughed: "I'll think about it later."
Deng Deng's eyes widened: "What if you run away later?"
Ji Chenghua was dumbfounded: "Then you think it over before you talk about it?"
After another while, Deng Deng put on a magnanimous look: "Forget it, why don't you give me the money directly? One tael of silver for a name, okay?"
As soon as these words came out, a group of big men broke into sweat instantly: Is this really a four-year-old child?Could this be a thousand-year-old demon turned into a boy?
Leng Jingyuan really wanted to know the name of the child's mother, whether she was his Ya'er or not, he just wanted to know.
Reaching out his hand to take it out of his pocket, he found that there was no money: "Shall I give you the bank note?"
Deng Deng only saw silver in his eyes, he didn't know what a silver ticket was: "Silver!"
"I do not have."
Deng Deng pointed at Ji Chenghua: "He has!"
Ji Chenghua was amused: "Boy, why do I have to come out?"
Dengdeng was confident: "Because you brought it up?"
Ji Chenghua was not happy, but almost got hurt internally: "Well, if you dare to talk nonsense, boy, be careful and I will ask the dog to bite your little ass!"
He is not afraid of wolves, but is he afraid of dogs?
In an instant, Deng Deng writhed triumphantly in Qiu Mingyuan's arms: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm nervous, so I'm not afraid..."
(End of this chapter)
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