box of hearts

Chapter 140 Congratulations to the Groom (10)
Qi She was so happy that he clapped his hands and laughed, and pulled the two black beards with the character "eight" under his nose into the character "one", stretched his limbs to make a "tai", and lay down on the bed in a grandiose manner.He yelled twice at him angrily, jumped off the bed angrily, and crawled into the cat basket beside the smoker cage.Qingtian was also so angry that he thumped the bed, "Okay, you are bullying others again." Turning over, he was about to go down and hug Yu, but Qi She held him down, and pulled down the curtain with the other hand, "Let it go, tomorrow will Alright. Before dawn, I have to go to court, but I won’t be able to sleep for two hours. You should be obedient and stop making trouble, and let you sleep in your arms. It’s alright, alright, your family is full of fat , can’t freeze. Don’t twist, don’t twist, go to sleep, sleep..."

Zai Yu suffered this big loss, and when Qi She came back on the second night, he only flicked his tail, and jumped up a nine-peach-patterned high-end dog, hugged his two front paws, and looked away coldly. .It happened that Yingzhi and another little girl came in with a few plates of pork liver and milk, and Qi She took them over, "Go ahead, I'll feed you." He chased them flatteringly and put them under Mao'er's nose, "At Yuda Fat, Yu Xiaoguai, I’m joking with you, look at you, you are so small-minded. Don’t be angry, come, eat some meat, drink some beef—”

He was leaning over Yu's face and coaxing him with a happy smile, but Yu suddenly raised one of his front palms that he was carrying in his arms, and the palm pad slapped him sideways. After the beating, he kicked his hind legs and disappeared in an instant.Qi She was stunned for a moment, and then she shouted with smoke in her ears and fire in her eyes: "Qingtian! Duan Qingtian!"

At that time, Qingtian and Zhaohua were drawing patterns in the cubicle, and after hearing the urgent shouts, they rushed over quickly, only to see Qi She standing by the window sill with a face full of anger, "Your family is beating me!"

Qingtian didn't know, so, "Huh?"

Qi She stretched out one arm, and a piece of jade chi-shaped pendant under his waist shook vigorously, looking ferocious. "I was kind enough to feed it milk, but it actually stretched out its hand and slapped me."

Qingtian understood, "chi" laughed, "How powerful can its little paws be, if it hits you, it's not like tickling you? Is it worth jumping one foot horizontally and eight feet vertically like this? "

Hearing this, Qi She became more and more angry, "No, I have never been slapped by anyone at such a young age. You must ask that thing to explain it clearly to me."

Qing Tian couldn't stop laughing, "What's there to talk about, it's not that everyone fell asleep last night and you had to play with it, you asked for it."

"Then you can't slap me in the face, you go find it, come out, and slap it in my face, are you going? No, okay, okay, if you don't, I will go." Turning around, I really looked around. past.He caught sight of Zai Yu on a Ruyi soft cloud couch, stepped forward and slapped the cat on the head with one step.

Qingtian followed closely behind, but before he could stop him, he stomped his feet in hatred, a pair of tassels inlaid with purple jade and chiseled gold on his head trembled against the hairpin, "You are really unreasonable. The big bully the small, thanks to you being able to do it."

Zai Yu didn't scream after being beaten, but jumped down and trotted out from under the curtain.Qingtian rolled Qi She's eyes, turned around and went back to the room, and bit his silver teeth together with Zhaohua.Zhao Hua picked up her pen and splashed her ink with a smile, "A person as calm as the prince, why does he look like a child who hasn't grown up in front of the empress?"

"He just hasn't grown up, he's always begging cats and giving dogs." Qingtian twisted the two silver armors painted with gold carvings on his right hand fiercely, complaining with a pout.Before saying a word, Qi She was heard shouting outside: "Duan Qingtian, Duan Qingtian! Come here!"

Hearing that the voice came from Tianquanshe, Zhaohua secretly smiled, Qingtian gave her an angry look, and looked for her.

"what happened again?"

Jianshou stood slantingly by the door, his brows and temples were cool.

Qi She's fury was even stronger than before, his whole face turned pale with anger, "Look, see for yourself!" He stood behind the big table, shaking something in his hand, and threw it on the table with a "slap" .

Qingtian took a few steps forward to pick it up, but couldn't help laughing and bent over after seeing it.It was a plain paper folded in vain, with the title written "Feng Daoyin, the censor of Shanxi Road, knelt down to play, because the minister's character is despicable and his behavior is improper, please give him a reprimand, and respectfully pray for the holy lesson, stealing The right servant of the household investigation department..." From the name of the servant, there is a blur of ink behind it, and there is a foul smell - it is cat urine.

A whole yellow box placed on the big table was soaked in urine, and a layer of foam hadn't faded. It was obviously a good thing done by Yucai. It's gone! Are you still laughing?!"

Qingtian hurriedly suppressed his smiling face, pinched the side of the folder and put it back, "Okay, don't worry, go outside, I'll take these to the brazier to dry, and it'll be fine when it's done."

"That's not going to work. It's okay to ask for the yellow paper. I also peed on the white paper. The handwriting is all stained and smells bad. You can see it even after it's done. How can you ask me to return the paper?" ?”

"I'll help you with the incense for a while. Looking back, the ministers looked at it and thought it was just an accidental spill of tea on it. It's nothing serious."

"Why is it nothing important? I haven't read several notebooks. How can I reply now? You, you, you, call me that one-eyed dragon, and I must let it grow in memory!"

"You still think that Zaiyu's memory is not good?" Qingtian took out a piece of sapphire phoenix silk handkerchief from the button of his clothes, and wiped Qishe's tufted-pattern dragon-out-of-sea robe, wiped away a little urine stain on his cuff with a smile, "Yesterday you tickled it, and today it will pay you back. If you hit it back, it will piss on you again. If you still don't obey, call it and kick it a few times, and it doesn't know what to do. The idea is to annoy you, or if you are really sad, you just turn your face and ignore you, why don't you bother to coax? When is it time to repay the wrong, forget it, ah."

Qi She flicked his sleeves, "No, you're just used to it! It's not enough to hire two girls to serve it, eat, drink, and scatter, and ask Yingzhi, a girl who hugs cats, to play with it every day. It's like a bodhisattva. Same, it dares to be so lawless, riding on the head of the grandfather to shit and pee."

"It's all mine, isn't it? My lord, you are calm, let that thing go for a night and don't care about it, it will definitely stick to you tomorrow, and it will be over if you say a few more words about it."

"Why do you protect it every time we have something to do?"

"It's not that I protect it, and it doesn't understand anything. You are so angry with it, aren't you just angry at yourself?"

"Who said I was angry with myself? I won't be angry once I clean it up. Get it out of me quickly."

"Okay, third brother—"

"Stop rambling, I'll tell you, if I teach that bastard a lesson today, I won't be named Qi."

"Qi, you're not done yet, are you?" Qingtian also felt angry, and threw his hand away, "Then you call Zaiyu, tie him to your arrow stack and shoot ten arrows, and it will be over." Worried about it? Are you ashamed that such a big person always has trouble with a kitten?"

"You—" Qi She panted twice, raised her hand and brushed a spring bottle on the table to the ground, and strode away.

Qingtian looked at his limping back, and the anger in his eyes gradually turned into a sparkling smile.She tucked back the veil, clapped her hands together, and called softly, "Zai Yu? Zai Yu?"

She found Zai Yu in the post room, and went to find Qi She at Yiliangxuan.He had already changed his pajamas and lay on the bed, You Yan knelt on the footrest and beat his legs.Qingtian waved his hand to tell Youyan to back away, and then he hugged Yuzuo and walked to his side.

"The two of us have come to compensate you."

Qi She looked coldly and looked aside.Although Qingtian was smiling, she leaned closer and breathed out fragrantly, "Your Majesty Regent, look, I have brought you the criminal." , put the tone very sternly, "Listen here, I think you have always been favored by the court, and you should try your best to repay the Lord, but why do you turn back to be domineering and do all kinds of evil? Today you blaspheme the imperial property and despise the prince. If you don't treat it again, Why do you want to show the law and order to the world? I only think of you when you are old, so you can escape from the market in the hopeless, and you will kill yourself with a gift." After saying that, he threw Zai Yu under the bed, stretched out the cloud-toed brocade shoes, and It made two strokes around the body.

Zaiyu followed Qingtian's feet and twisted twice, and when his ears drooped, he rolled on the ground and lay down on his back, his eyelids were tightly closed, his whole body was stiff, his tail was tilted to one side, and not even a single hair was gone. move.Qi She glanced at the naive look of the cat from the corner of her eye, and couldn't help laughing. She stepped on the white satin flat gold socks on her feet and rubbed them on Yu's belly a few times, and then fiddled with its paws and limbs.If you don't move a little in Yuquan, it's really the same as dying.

"Hey, you guys can do this trick too."

Taking advantage of the situation, Qing Tian put his arms around Qi She's waist, and said in a soft voice like Ru Yan: "Third Brother, Third Grandfather, for the sake of the sin cat's punishment, your old man should calm down."

Qi She laughed loudly, "You two, a pair of ghosts and spirits!" As he spoke, he stepped on the cat's belly twice, "Come on, fat guy, get up." Seeing that Yu Yu was still lifelike, It made him laugh even more.

Qingtian bent down, stretched out his fingers and flicked Zai Yu's nose lightly, "Hey!" Zai Yu jumped up, grinning, looking up with bright blue eyes, and jumped up along Qi She's legs, Lie down on his chest.Qi She pointed her hand in front of its face, "You wait for me."

He said "meow, meow" a few times, shook his two beards, and lowered his head to touch his neck, which was really pitiful.

Qi She hugged it with a smile, and pulled the quilt with one hand, "Duan Xiaonan is sleeping."

Qingtian laughed, "I haven't removed my makeup yet, you two should go to bed first."

When she came back to the bed except for her evening makeup, she saw Qi She and Zai Yu were fast asleep face to face, snoring and trembling.She looked at him and it with a smile, happiness rose warmly and flooded her whole body.

(End of this chapter)