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Chapter 11 Empress Dowager Cixi's Birthday Party
Chapter 11 Empress Dowager Cixi's Birthday Party
Double Eleven came and went quickly.After several days of delivery day and night, the number of packages decreased significantly. At noon, Li Dacheng finished delivering the express delivery in the car, and rode three bungees to the express station.
Express delivery may seem inconspicuous, but in addition to requiring high physical strength, it is also a technical job.The courier must know the roads in the area well, even if it is a small alley, so that he can reach the destination in the shortest time, and can drive smoothly even when other people are stuck in traffic.In addition, the names of various shops on the street, as well as the commuting time of enterprises, schools, hospitals, etc., should also be kept in mind, so as not to rush to nothing and stay where they are.
When I returned to the courier station, there were already many people in the room, either to pick up the goods or to eat.The proprietress and her friends have already left, and Chen Jiaojiao is nowhere to be found. The boss is still there, his face is swollen like a steamed stuffed bun, and there are scratches on his face. Those who don't know it think they are African natives.
The room was very quiet, no one spoke, and everyone was cautious and mysterious.
"Ah!" As soon as he entered the room, Li Dacheng suddenly screamed, walked quickly to Zhu Jianren's side, looked at the scars on the other's face in surprise, frowned, and asked with great concern, "Boss, what are you doing?" What happened to your face?"
"clang"
A water glass in the hand of a courier fell to the ground.
"puff"
The other courier couldn't hold back, and sprayed the food he was chewing on the face of the person opposite in one gulp.
"..."
Although Li Dacheng's voice was not loud, in the silent room, it sounded like a thunderclap on the ground. The startled people frowned, and kept blinking and winking at him.
"What's wrong with all of you? Could it be that when I was away, another bodyguard came to make trouble?" Li Dacheng slapped the table, pointed at the others and blamed loudly, "You guys, why don't you call me? Look at how they beat the boss, how distressing it is, you don’t know how to protect yourself, the boss usually treats you well, doesn’t it?” Li Dacheng turned his head again, looked at Zhu Jianren with concern and asked "Boss, are you okay? Do you want me to take you to the hospital? Tell me, who did it? I can't spare her." His aggrieved face was full of justice. He is a hero who likes to stand up for others.
The others were all speechless, watching Li Dacheng silently, no one said anything.
As for Zhu Jianren, his big face was flushed and red, and his skin was already dark. It looked like two pig livers were stuck to his face. He was so ashamed that he wanted to get into the mouse hole.
"Boss, are you talking? Who did it?" Li Dacheng leaned in front of Zhu Jianren and asked non-stop.
"Dacheng, haven't you eaten yet? Hurry up and eat." Someone came over and said to Li Dacheng, while gently pushing him out of the door.
"How can I do that? The boss is so injured, how can I eat it?" Li Dacheng said with a serious face.
"Dacheng..." Several people came up together and pulled Li Dacheng out of the room.
"Let me go, let me go." Li Dacheng struggled and shouted.He came back with a mission, and the content of the mission was to disgust Zhu Jianren.Now that Zhu Jianren hasn't vomited yet, how can he leave?
"Shh, stop talking, Dacheng."
"Why don't you let me tell?" Li Dacheng asked angrily after being dragged outside.
"The boss's face was scratched by the lady boss. Who are you going to seek revenge on?" Song Tao, who came two years earlier than him, said to Li Dacheng in a low voice.
"What? It's the proprietress? How do you know?" Li Dacheng asked.
"When we came back, the proprietress had just left."
"Why did the proprietress beat the boss?"
"Isn't it because the boss has something to do with Chen Jiaojiao, and was caught by the lady boss? Just as Chen Jiaojiao left, her face was scratched, and her melon-seeded face was scratched like a sunflower."
"Oh, is that so?" Li Dacheng smiled secretly, since everyone knew, he was relieved, "But why did the proprietress come today?"
"I heard that it was Chen Jiaojiao's boyfriend. I suspected that Chen Jiaojiao had something to do with the boss, so I somehow found the boss's wife. The boss's wife thought about it and came to see it, but it happened to meet...Anyway, you should not mention this matter in front of the boss."
"Don't worry, Brother Song, I'm the strictest person, and I promise not to spread the word." Li Dacheng said solemnly.
After everyone entered the house, Li Dacheng did not follow him in, but went to a nearby small restaurant, ordered two small fried dishes, ordered a bottle of beer, poured himself a drink, and celebrated.
Ding!
There is WeChat.
Li Dacheng took out his mobile phone and entered WeChat. It turned out to be a WeChat news.
"The Empress Dowager Cixi's 60th birthday was solemnly held in the Forbidden City, and the ruling and opposition parties celebrated enthusiastically."
I'm dizzy, why did I get drunk after only drinking half a bottle?Didn't Cixi die for more than 100 years, and the grave was dug up, so what kind of [-]th birthday?
wrong!
Li Dacheng suddenly thought of Li Lianying's personal signature, and the other party also told him that Cixi would really celebrate her [-]th birthday in these two days.Is it today?
faint!
This WeChat seems to be more powerful than he imagined. It can not only travel through time and space, connect ancient and modern times, search for Cixi and Li Lianying, but also receive news from the Qing Dynasty.
"Master, I'm in a good mood today. Now that I know everything, let's hurry up."
Li Dacheng found Cixi from nearby people, clicked on the other person's profile picture, and said hello.
"Happy birthday to you, Mom."
After sending it over, Li Dacheng took another sip of beer, then fell headfirst on the dining table, unable to sleep soundly.
He only has one bottle.
"Who?"
Forbidden City, Ningshou Palace.
Cixi was accepting the worship of the ministers to celebrate her birthday when she suddenly heard a strange voice.Free and easy in the casual, playful in the excitement, as if in the ear, as if in the sky.
Cixi looked at the court officials who were kneeling on the ground and came to celebrate their birthdays. Everyone was in awe. How could anyone be presumptuous?
aunt?What is this called?
Could it be Zai Tian?
Cixi glanced at the emperor who was wearing a dragon robe, who was usually called 'Dad', why did she suddenly call her Aunt?This kid's wings are hardened, and he usually fights against him a lot. Why is he suddenly calling him so kind and so nasty? Is there some conspiracy?
"Queen Lafayette..." Li Lianying whispered, and the ministers below knelt for a long time, and if they didn't speak up, they would die.
Cixi came to her senses, could it be that she is getting old and her ears are not working well?She put aside what happened just now, today is a day of great joy, how can she be unhappy because of such a trivial matter?Besides, no one seems to have heard.
"Get up." Cixi waved her hand and said calmly to the ministers below.
"Thank you, Queen Mother Lafayette."
All the ministers got up one after another.
"Empress Dowager, this is the night pearl that I found from the South China Sea, and dedicated to the Empress Dowager." A minister presented an exquisite box with both hands. This person was dressed in a boa robe and wore three-eyed flower feathers. He was actually a first-rank official.
"Li Zhongtang has a heart." Cixi said with a light smile.
Li Lianying hurried forward, took the box from Li Zhongtang's hand, then returned to Cixi's side, slowly opened the box, and presented it with both hands.
In the golden nanmu box, an egg-sized night pearl stood in the center, shining brightly and dazzingly.
Cixi just glanced at it lightly, and there was no more to say, but Li Lianying immediately removed the box and put it aside.There are a lot of these kind of beads in the imperial palace, so why do you give them to others?
"Queen Mother, this is the emerald cabbage presented by the minister..."
"This is Red Coral Mountain..."
"pearl……"
Empress Dowager Cixi listened expressionlessly to the treasures deliberately presented by officials for birthday celebrations. The treasures were all good, but there was really nothing new about them.
"This is the thousand-year-old ginseng king that I got by accident in the deep mountains. I dedicated it to the queen mother, and wish the queen mother will stay young forever."
"I have a heart." Cixi responded, and suddenly thought of something from the eternal youth, and asked Li Lianying at the side, "Xiao Lizi, the baby you got from Persia last time, the Ai family liked it very much, and this time it's a treasure." What novelty have you prepared, quickly take it out and show it to Aijia?"
Ever since she used the treasure presented by Xiao Lizi, Cixi felt as if she had been several years younger. She looked in the mirror every day, as if she had returned to her youthful days. Even the concubines who greeted her said that she had a good complexion and skin. Good, also ask for any maintenance tips.But she only has a small bottle, how can she give it to others?
Li Lianying quickly stood below, shook her sleeves twice, and knelt on the ground.
"The Empress Dowager, Lafayette, is perceptive and has a wide-ranging vision. Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you."
Li Lianying raised her head and flirted with the little eunuch beside her, who immediately brought a big box in her hand.
People around were discussing, whether it was the emperor, the concubine, the prince, or the ministers, they all stared at the box in front of Li Lianying.Everyone is very clear, because the imperial court suffered repeated defeats recently, and the scale of birthdays has shrunk severely. Lafayette has been in a bad mood. Even Ye Mingzhu and the thousand-year-old ginseng king can't attract Lafayette's attention. Then what kind of treasure did Li Lianying get from Persia? Made Lafayette so concerned?
Li Lianying slowly opened the box, pointed to several glass bottles inside, and said to Cixi, "Queen Dowager Lafayette, look, these are the treasures dedicated to you a few days ago, but these treasures are also very rare in Persia. The old slave spent a lot of effort to get these treasures."
"En, very good." Cixi's eyes lit up, she nodded in satisfaction,
"The bottle next to it is called body lotion. It is a new treasure that the old slave sent to Persia to find. I heard that rubbing this treasure can make people's skin fair and tender, just like a newborn baby. And this A few thin sheets of baby, it is called a facial mask, which is different from our pearl powder traditional Chinese medicine Hu face, before going to bed, after cleaning the face, put this mask on, the skin will become more firm and elastic. When used together, the effect is even better.”
Hearing Li Lianying's words, some people present started whispering.
"What Mr. Li said is too evil, right? According to him, doesn't that baby have the effect of rejuvenating?"
"Maybe then, haven't you noticed that the Queen Mother's complexion is very good in the past two days? Her skin is also brighter and more lustrous than before, as if she is ten years younger."
"So you can see it too? Is it because of the use of these treasures of Manager Li? After my birthday, I will also go to Manager Li and ask him where he bought them."
Empress Dowager Cixi was very happy after looking at the box full of treasures.
"Little Li, bring the baby up quickly. Hurry up, hurry up."
Say the important thing three times.
Li Lianying quickly stood up and presented the box to the Empress Dowager Lafayette.
Cixi held the box, picked up the treasure, and couldn't put it down.With these treasures, going back to your youth is not a dream.
"Li Lianying." Cixi suddenly called out.
"The old slave is here."
"You have made meritorious service, and the treasures you got won the hearts of mourners. You will be awarded the second rank with flower feathers on top, and hundreds of pieces of cloth..."
Hearing the queen mother's words, everyone present showed surprise, second-rank eunuch?Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the rank of eunuchs should be limited to the fourth rank, and now the queen mother has awarded Li Lianying the second rank, breaking the rules handed down by the ancestors, this, this... is this baby really that good?
Li Lianying was overwhelmed by the flattery, and after a moment of stupefaction, she knelt down on the ground and kowtowed her head loudly.
"Thank you, Queen Mother Lafayette."
……
(End of this chapter)
Double Eleven came and went quickly.After several days of delivery day and night, the number of packages decreased significantly. At noon, Li Dacheng finished delivering the express delivery in the car, and rode three bungees to the express station.
Express delivery may seem inconspicuous, but in addition to requiring high physical strength, it is also a technical job.The courier must know the roads in the area well, even if it is a small alley, so that he can reach the destination in the shortest time, and can drive smoothly even when other people are stuck in traffic.In addition, the names of various shops on the street, as well as the commuting time of enterprises, schools, hospitals, etc., should also be kept in mind, so as not to rush to nothing and stay where they are.
When I returned to the courier station, there were already many people in the room, either to pick up the goods or to eat.The proprietress and her friends have already left, and Chen Jiaojiao is nowhere to be found. The boss is still there, his face is swollen like a steamed stuffed bun, and there are scratches on his face. Those who don't know it think they are African natives.
The room was very quiet, no one spoke, and everyone was cautious and mysterious.
"Ah!" As soon as he entered the room, Li Dacheng suddenly screamed, walked quickly to Zhu Jianren's side, looked at the scars on the other's face in surprise, frowned, and asked with great concern, "Boss, what are you doing?" What happened to your face?"
"clang"
A water glass in the hand of a courier fell to the ground.
"puff"
The other courier couldn't hold back, and sprayed the food he was chewing on the face of the person opposite in one gulp.
"..."
Although Li Dacheng's voice was not loud, in the silent room, it sounded like a thunderclap on the ground. The startled people frowned, and kept blinking and winking at him.
"What's wrong with all of you? Could it be that when I was away, another bodyguard came to make trouble?" Li Dacheng slapped the table, pointed at the others and blamed loudly, "You guys, why don't you call me? Look at how they beat the boss, how distressing it is, you don’t know how to protect yourself, the boss usually treats you well, doesn’t it?” Li Dacheng turned his head again, looked at Zhu Jianren with concern and asked "Boss, are you okay? Do you want me to take you to the hospital? Tell me, who did it? I can't spare her." His aggrieved face was full of justice. He is a hero who likes to stand up for others.
The others were all speechless, watching Li Dacheng silently, no one said anything.
As for Zhu Jianren, his big face was flushed and red, and his skin was already dark. It looked like two pig livers were stuck to his face. He was so ashamed that he wanted to get into the mouse hole.
"Boss, are you talking? Who did it?" Li Dacheng leaned in front of Zhu Jianren and asked non-stop.
"Dacheng, haven't you eaten yet? Hurry up and eat." Someone came over and said to Li Dacheng, while gently pushing him out of the door.
"How can I do that? The boss is so injured, how can I eat it?" Li Dacheng said with a serious face.
"Dacheng..." Several people came up together and pulled Li Dacheng out of the room.
"Let me go, let me go." Li Dacheng struggled and shouted.He came back with a mission, and the content of the mission was to disgust Zhu Jianren.Now that Zhu Jianren hasn't vomited yet, how can he leave?
"Shh, stop talking, Dacheng."
"Why don't you let me tell?" Li Dacheng asked angrily after being dragged outside.
"The boss's face was scratched by the lady boss. Who are you going to seek revenge on?" Song Tao, who came two years earlier than him, said to Li Dacheng in a low voice.
"What? It's the proprietress? How do you know?" Li Dacheng asked.
"When we came back, the proprietress had just left."
"Why did the proprietress beat the boss?"
"Isn't it because the boss has something to do with Chen Jiaojiao, and was caught by the lady boss? Just as Chen Jiaojiao left, her face was scratched, and her melon-seeded face was scratched like a sunflower."
"Oh, is that so?" Li Dacheng smiled secretly, since everyone knew, he was relieved, "But why did the proprietress come today?"
"I heard that it was Chen Jiaojiao's boyfriend. I suspected that Chen Jiaojiao had something to do with the boss, so I somehow found the boss's wife. The boss's wife thought about it and came to see it, but it happened to meet...Anyway, you should not mention this matter in front of the boss."
"Don't worry, Brother Song, I'm the strictest person, and I promise not to spread the word." Li Dacheng said solemnly.
After everyone entered the house, Li Dacheng did not follow him in, but went to a nearby small restaurant, ordered two small fried dishes, ordered a bottle of beer, poured himself a drink, and celebrated.
Ding!
There is WeChat.
Li Dacheng took out his mobile phone and entered WeChat. It turned out to be a WeChat news.
"The Empress Dowager Cixi's 60th birthday was solemnly held in the Forbidden City, and the ruling and opposition parties celebrated enthusiastically."
I'm dizzy, why did I get drunk after only drinking half a bottle?Didn't Cixi die for more than 100 years, and the grave was dug up, so what kind of [-]th birthday?
wrong!
Li Dacheng suddenly thought of Li Lianying's personal signature, and the other party also told him that Cixi would really celebrate her [-]th birthday in these two days.Is it today?
faint!
This WeChat seems to be more powerful than he imagined. It can not only travel through time and space, connect ancient and modern times, search for Cixi and Li Lianying, but also receive news from the Qing Dynasty.
"Master, I'm in a good mood today. Now that I know everything, let's hurry up."
Li Dacheng found Cixi from nearby people, clicked on the other person's profile picture, and said hello.
"Happy birthday to you, Mom."
After sending it over, Li Dacheng took another sip of beer, then fell headfirst on the dining table, unable to sleep soundly.
He only has one bottle.
"Who?"
Forbidden City, Ningshou Palace.
Cixi was accepting the worship of the ministers to celebrate her birthday when she suddenly heard a strange voice.Free and easy in the casual, playful in the excitement, as if in the ear, as if in the sky.
Cixi looked at the court officials who were kneeling on the ground and came to celebrate their birthdays. Everyone was in awe. How could anyone be presumptuous?
aunt?What is this called?
Could it be Zai Tian?
Cixi glanced at the emperor who was wearing a dragon robe, who was usually called 'Dad', why did she suddenly call her Aunt?This kid's wings are hardened, and he usually fights against him a lot. Why is he suddenly calling him so kind and so nasty? Is there some conspiracy?
"Queen Lafayette..." Li Lianying whispered, and the ministers below knelt for a long time, and if they didn't speak up, they would die.
Cixi came to her senses, could it be that she is getting old and her ears are not working well?She put aside what happened just now, today is a day of great joy, how can she be unhappy because of such a trivial matter?Besides, no one seems to have heard.
"Get up." Cixi waved her hand and said calmly to the ministers below.
"Thank you, Queen Mother Lafayette."
All the ministers got up one after another.
"Empress Dowager, this is the night pearl that I found from the South China Sea, and dedicated to the Empress Dowager." A minister presented an exquisite box with both hands. This person was dressed in a boa robe and wore three-eyed flower feathers. He was actually a first-rank official.
"Li Zhongtang has a heart." Cixi said with a light smile.
Li Lianying hurried forward, took the box from Li Zhongtang's hand, then returned to Cixi's side, slowly opened the box, and presented it with both hands.
In the golden nanmu box, an egg-sized night pearl stood in the center, shining brightly and dazzingly.
Cixi just glanced at it lightly, and there was no more to say, but Li Lianying immediately removed the box and put it aside.There are a lot of these kind of beads in the imperial palace, so why do you give them to others?
"Queen Mother, this is the emerald cabbage presented by the minister..."
"This is Red Coral Mountain..."
"pearl……"
Empress Dowager Cixi listened expressionlessly to the treasures deliberately presented by officials for birthday celebrations. The treasures were all good, but there was really nothing new about them.
"This is the thousand-year-old ginseng king that I got by accident in the deep mountains. I dedicated it to the queen mother, and wish the queen mother will stay young forever."
"I have a heart." Cixi responded, and suddenly thought of something from the eternal youth, and asked Li Lianying at the side, "Xiao Lizi, the baby you got from Persia last time, the Ai family liked it very much, and this time it's a treasure." What novelty have you prepared, quickly take it out and show it to Aijia?"
Ever since she used the treasure presented by Xiao Lizi, Cixi felt as if she had been several years younger. She looked in the mirror every day, as if she had returned to her youthful days. Even the concubines who greeted her said that she had a good complexion and skin. Good, also ask for any maintenance tips.But she only has a small bottle, how can she give it to others?
Li Lianying quickly stood below, shook her sleeves twice, and knelt on the ground.
"The Empress Dowager, Lafayette, is perceptive and has a wide-ranging vision. Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you."
Li Lianying raised her head and flirted with the little eunuch beside her, who immediately brought a big box in her hand.
People around were discussing, whether it was the emperor, the concubine, the prince, or the ministers, they all stared at the box in front of Li Lianying.Everyone is very clear, because the imperial court suffered repeated defeats recently, and the scale of birthdays has shrunk severely. Lafayette has been in a bad mood. Even Ye Mingzhu and the thousand-year-old ginseng king can't attract Lafayette's attention. Then what kind of treasure did Li Lianying get from Persia? Made Lafayette so concerned?
Li Lianying slowly opened the box, pointed to several glass bottles inside, and said to Cixi, "Queen Dowager Lafayette, look, these are the treasures dedicated to you a few days ago, but these treasures are also very rare in Persia. The old slave spent a lot of effort to get these treasures."
"En, very good." Cixi's eyes lit up, she nodded in satisfaction,
"The bottle next to it is called body lotion. It is a new treasure that the old slave sent to Persia to find. I heard that rubbing this treasure can make people's skin fair and tender, just like a newborn baby. And this A few thin sheets of baby, it is called a facial mask, which is different from our pearl powder traditional Chinese medicine Hu face, before going to bed, after cleaning the face, put this mask on, the skin will become more firm and elastic. When used together, the effect is even better.”
Hearing Li Lianying's words, some people present started whispering.
"What Mr. Li said is too evil, right? According to him, doesn't that baby have the effect of rejuvenating?"
"Maybe then, haven't you noticed that the Queen Mother's complexion is very good in the past two days? Her skin is also brighter and more lustrous than before, as if she is ten years younger."
"So you can see it too? Is it because of the use of these treasures of Manager Li? After my birthday, I will also go to Manager Li and ask him where he bought them."
Empress Dowager Cixi was very happy after looking at the box full of treasures.
"Little Li, bring the baby up quickly. Hurry up, hurry up."
Say the important thing three times.
Li Lianying quickly stood up and presented the box to the Empress Dowager Lafayette.
Cixi held the box, picked up the treasure, and couldn't put it down.With these treasures, going back to your youth is not a dream.
"Li Lianying." Cixi suddenly called out.
"The old slave is here."
"You have made meritorious service, and the treasures you got won the hearts of mourners. You will be awarded the second rank with flower feathers on top, and hundreds of pieces of cloth..."
Hearing the queen mother's words, everyone present showed surprise, second-rank eunuch?Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the rank of eunuchs should be limited to the fourth rank, and now the queen mother has awarded Li Lianying the second rank, breaking the rules handed down by the ancestors, this, this... is this baby really that good?
Li Lianying was overwhelmed by the flattery, and after a moment of stupefaction, she knelt down on the ground and kowtowed her head loudly.
"Thank you, Queen Mother Lafayette."
……
(End of this chapter)
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