Superspace WeChat

Chapter 266 Powerful emoticon function
After teasing Wang Baosheng a little, Li Dacheng came to the sofa in the reception area and lay down. Super WeChat 2017 has been updated, and three new functions have been added. He has no time to tease Wang Baosheng there. Find a place where the other party can't see, stay away from the other party, and study how to use these new features.

This is the most important thing for him now. Compared with Super WeChat, Wang Baosheng is just a clown. Let the other party jump up and down a few times, and it will not be too late to clean up the other party later.

Enter the chat box and find emoticons. This is an existing function, but there are very few emoticons. In fact, many times Li Dacheng wants to add an emoticon to express his thoughts more accurately, but only Some of the four emoticons could not meet his needs at all.And this update adds more expressions, which can be regarded as fulfilling one of Li Dacheng's wishes.

Good guy!
When Li Dacheng saw the displayed emoticons, he was stunned, happy, angry, smiling, crying, curling his lips, proud, shy, crazy, rolling his eyes, sweating, silly smile, etc. Li Dacheng initially forgot Suddenly, there are more than 40 emoticons, basically including all the expressions that humans can express,
With these expressions, it will be much more convenient for him to communicate with those friends in the future, such as smiling, angry, rolling eyes, cursing, and contempt, these are definitely indispensable.

Huh?What's the matter with this dear?

Could it be used to tease female friends?

Fun, so much fun.

Just when Li Dacheng was surprised by the newly added emoticons, he suddenly discovered that this was only the first page, and the bottom of the page showed that there were two pages of emoticons.

two pages?Li Dacheng was curious. On the first page, there were rare expressions such as nose picking, yawning, contempt, and daze. What expressions are there in the back?

Li Dacheng flicked his index finger on the phone screen, and the emoji page turned to the second page.

What the hell!

Seeing the picture that appeared on the second page, Li Dacheng was stunned - forced!

As a person who often plays WeChat, he is very clear about the various little yellow faces in the emoticons, so after the emoticons were updated, he was just happy and did not show much excitement, but the second page The emoji completely changed Li Dacheng's thinking, not only excited, but also surprised.

What's the matter with beating?

What about the kitchen knife?

There are poop, bombs, lightning, skeletons... Can these things also be sent over?

This can’t be blamed on Li Dacheng’s ignorance. In normal WeChat use, it’s okay to post such a picture, but this is super WeChat. Every expression, every picture sent, will have a corresponding performance on the ancient side. rather than a picture of reality.

It would be amazing if the emoji on the second page could be sent.beat?It's just a hammer on the head of the ancients.kitchen knife?It is to chop directly on the head of the ancients.As for poop, bombs, and lightning, isn't that killing people?There are also skeletons, what does this represent?Could it be possible to summon a skeleton to fight for him?
Li Dacheng is now full of curiosity about the pictures on the second page. If it can really produce corresponding effects, then he will really be a god in front of those ancients in the future.

Throwing firecrackers, grenades, etc., will no longer be needed in the future. Send a kitchen knife directly from the emoticon, or send a bomb, or simply send a lightning bolt. This is awesome.

Li Dacheng is sure, he wants to find someone to experiment, to see how effective these things are, and whether a miracle can really happen.

Glancing behind him secretly, seeing Wang Baosheng still sitting behind the desk, he felt a little relaxed. After all, what he was going to do next was a major event that would shake the world and change history. What about the murderer?
Withdraw from the dialogue with Li Lianying, this old boy is very obedient, it would be a pity to kill him, not to mention it will be needed in the future, after all, a large part of the source of money depends on Li Lianying and his Tianxiang Tower, can't If Li Lianying is killed, he will lose an important source of money.

Li Dacheng checked among his friends, good people can't be killed, and half of them are excluded, obedient confessors can't be killed, and half of them are taken away, and finally looked among the quarter of bad people, Li Dacheng's eyes fell on It fell on Qin Hui's body.

Just you!
Qin Hui is a person within 900 years. After the search and before the update of Super WeChat, he once chatted with the other party. Maybe he did too many bad things. He didn't say a few words. This Qin Hui believed that he was a matter of God. , and through chatting, Li Dacheng found out that the other party should be in 1154. At that time, Yue Fei had been murdered for more than ten years, and Qin Hui's power in the Southern Song Dynasty had reached its peak. Time, not only did not attack the money, but even the dishes were provided.

Therefore, on behalf of God, Li Dacheng accepted the old man in advance.

Click to enter the chat box, and Li Dacheng first sent a message.

"Qin Hui, where are you?" I don't know how powerful these emoticons are, so I ask where the other party is first to avoid hurting the innocent.

"Xiaguan is at home, I don't know why God is looking for Xiaguan?" Qin Hui responded positively after hearing this, and waved his hand at the same time, signaling the maids in the room to go out.

He didn't doubt too much about the sudden appearance of God. On the contrary, he was very happy. He was in his 60s, his health was getting worse and worse every day, and he thought it was a good thing to meet God at this time. , even if he couldn't cure his disease and increase his lifespan, at least he could arrange a good place for him after death. After doing so many bad things in his life, he didn't want to go to hell to be tortured after death.

"Is there anyone around?"

"Yes, but they were kicked out of the room by the subordinate officials."

"Oh, that's good." Li Dacheng found the emoji and hesitated in his heart. There are too many pictures that he wants to experiment with. Although he still has many friends, they are all useful. The only person available for experimentation is Qin Hui. This one, if you play to death all at once, what a disappointment it would be?Li Dacheng wanted to find a way to experiment with multiple emoticons without letting Qin Hui die too quickly.

Well, let's post a 'knock' emoji first!

Qin Hui was wondering why God stopped talking after asking a few words. At this moment, he suddenly felt a pain in his head, as if someone had hit his head with a sap from behind, and he yelled loudly in pain .

"Ouch!" Qin Hui squatted on the ground, covering his head with his hands, with a look of pain on his face.

He is a scholar and a civil servant, and his body is usually average, unlike those martial arts generals, who are in good shape. He has never practiced martial arts, let alone iron head martial arts, let alone more than 60 years old. It must be painful to die.

who?Who dares to hit me Qin Hui?Don't want to live?

Although it was daytime, Qin Hui felt that his eyes were full of stars, and he was dizzy. After the situation weakened a little, his head sank suddenly, and then he smelled a bad smell.

Qin Hui touched it with his hand, it was soft and warm, but when he put his hand in front of his eyes, he froze for a moment.

ah!shit?
How could it be shit?
Could it be that shit fell from the sky?
Qin Hui raised his head slowly, it's impossible, he is inside the house, even if there is bird droppings, it will fall on the roof, how could it fall on top of his head?What's more, it looks like human feces. If it's bird feces, it must be a big bird.

"Who, who did it?" Qin Hui roared angrily, someone dared to shit on his head, isn't that the same as breaking ground on Tai Sui's head?

The thief must have been a thief in the mansion. The thief entered this room, and after seeing him coming in, he hid on the beam. The time was too long, and he couldn't help it. After he was knocked out, he went out to defecate, but the stick didn't knock him out, and the thief couldn't hold back, and after a while, it just fell on top of his head, and finally escaped quickly while he was in a daze .

"Master, what's the matter?" The housekeeper, maidservants and guards standing outside the door all ran in. When they saw the situation of the master, they were all stupefied, thinking what happened to the master?How did you put shit on top of your head?Only you, sir, can pull out such a difficult pull, and you are such a big man, yet you still play with shit with your hands
People covered their noses with their hands, looking disgusted. There was a maid who had just arrived not long ago. It was the first time she saw the master playing with shit all over her head. One of them couldn't hold back and vomited out.

"Old, master, this is..." The butler was the first to realize after following Qin Hui for many years, and after taking two steps forward, he took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and handed it to him, "Master, what are you doing first?" Chacha, if you want to play, can the villain accompany you to play with Mui? Playing with shit is not clean."

"Who played with shit? It's a thief!" Qin Hui shouted with a livid face, "There is a thief hiding on the beam of the house, shitting on top of my head, just escaped, hurry up and chase me, this thief must be caught arrive."

Hearing the old man's words, the butler was even more puzzled. He, the maid and the guards had been standing outside the door, and they didn't see any thieves coming out of the house. How could the old man see it?Is there something wrong with the master's brain?Well, yes, it's normal for older people to be confused.

"Okay, master, I'll send someone to look for it right away." The butler gave the guard a wink, and then hurriedly left the room.Whether there are thieves or not, as long as the master is happy.

Ever feel embarrassed to be caught playing shit?Alright, sir, I will cooperate with you.

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(End of this chapter)