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Chapter 4 Oh my God!

The rich aroma came out, and soon spread throughout the room, and the food was still steaming, especially the roast suckling pig in the middle, which was so oily that it made people drool.

Li Dacheng looked at the table of food in front of him, dumbfounded and dumbstruck.What's happening here?
In a situation like this, there are generally two possibilities: one is a takeaway order, and the other is a surprise from a girlfriend.But the takeaway Li Dacheng hasn't had time to bark, and he is a single dog, so these two possibilities are absolutely impossible.That being the case, what is left is the possibility that was previously considered impossible.

Is it
Ding!
Here comes WeChat again.

Li Dacheng quickly picked up the phone that fell on the ground, only to see that the old man sent him another message.

"My God, you took the things?"

Li Dacheng stared blankly, looked up at the food in front of him, thought for a while, and tentatively replied.

"What, can't you?"

"All right, all right, this was originally given to you by God. The old slave is a mortal, and I don't know how to send it to you. It would be great if you can pick it up yourself. I don't know what else you need. This old slave will prepare it for you again." Li Lianying hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowing to the sky, for fear that her ignorance would offend the sky.At the same time, I secretly rejoiced, fortunately, I didn't leak the matter of God before, otherwise if God knew about it, it wouldn't just disappear and take it away like a sacrifice?God is God. Sure enough, the supernatural powers are beyond the reach of mere mortals.

Li Lianying over there was terrified, but Li Dacheng here was dumbfounded.

According to the old man, the things over there seem to have really disappeared.In order to confirm this, Li Dacheng once again sent the old man a WeChat message.

"Prepare another jar of wine."

"Yes, yes, God, this old slave will go and prepare."

Li Lianying quickly got up from the ground, rushed into the room, took out the Ruyi Longevity Wine that he had treasured for many years, and put it on the place where the table was just placed, while he himself knelt down quickly again. The one who practiced it was extremely proficient, and there was no one in the palace who could kneel more swiftly and standardly than him.

"God, the wine is ready, come and get it."

When Li Dacheng saw the words sent by the old man, there was a picture below, which contained a taupe jar wrapped in red cloth.Without further ado, Li Dacheng reached out and clicked on the picture, and the picture moved directly to the column of "Discovery", and then a small red dot appeared next to "Discovery", which was a sign of an update.

Li Dacheng entered the 'discovery' again, found the 'shopping' column with a red dot, clicked on it, and found that the picture of the food was gone, replaced by a picture of a jar of wine, and the price was marked below: 50 taels of silver.

Purchase, enter the password, confirm... You have successfully paid and the transaction is completed.

Li Dacheng raised his head slowly, only to see that there was an extra jug of wine in front of him, which was exactly the same as the one in the photo.

my mom.

Really!
Li Dacheng was so frightened by this weird scene that he just sat down on the ground.He couldn't help recalling some customs he had seen in the countryside before. When someone died in a family, yellow paper was burned to burn offerings and paper people, hoping that the dead relatives could receive them in another world.

Thinking of this, Li Dacheng felt a cool breeze on the back of his neck, as if he was being chained by an enchanting chain, and suddenly his whole body trembled, and he couldn't help looking back, but he didn't find the bull's head and horse's face.

The more Li Dacheng thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. Let alone whether the dead man over there could use his mobile phone and WeChat, he had no relationship with the old man for no reason, so why should he burn something for him?

Ding!
"My God, how is the wine, are you satisfied?"

Li Dacheng stared blankly at the information on the phone's WeChat, knowing that it was a smart phone, but it was too smart, right?And this WeChat, which ignores the Internet, the virtual, and the reality, communicates with the past and the present, spans time and space, and connects the past.It is really only unexpected, nothing impossible.Even the ancients can search for it, and it can also be connected and passed on. My big WeChat is too awesome, right?When did you launch such an amazing function?
As a science and engineering king, Li Dacheng couldn't help but have another question in his mind.What is its principle?
Einstein's theory of relativity?WeChat transmission revolves around the earth faster than the speed of light, making time go backwards?

Li Dacheng once heard a joke about the theory of relativity.When a person is naked and runs around a tree at the speed of light, it is possible to sunburn themselves.

Li Dacheng inexplicably felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and the WeChat team was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and could control the fourth-dimensional time beyond the three-dimensional space at will. WeChat Xishi Diaochan is not a dream.

and many more!

Since everything is true, so to speak, the nearby people found by WeChat search are not some loving uncles and aunts, but the real Empress Dowager Cixi and Li Lianying?And the one who has been chatting on WeChat today is really Li Lianying?

Fainted, and accidentally got involved with the eunuch.

By the way, the other party seemed to have said before that Lafayette used hyaluronic acid very much. So, the other party really received the hyaluronic acid stock solution at that time, so what is going on?

He was able to receive the items because Li Lianying had offered 1 taels of silver before, and then the silver entered his change account through red envelopes, and he used the silver to buy it.But how did Li Lianying get the original solution of hyaluronic acid?
Li Dacheng suddenly remembered the reminder text message and the 180 yuan value-added service fee he received after he took a photo of the hyaluronic acid and sent it to him in the morning. 180 yuan seems to be the price of that bottle of hyaluronic acid stock solution.Could it be...

Li Dacheng stretched out his hand to touch himself, and finally took out a lighter. This Zibao lighter was bought when he was in college, and it cost hundreds of dollars.Li Dacheng opened the camera on WeChat, took a photo of the Zhibao lighter, and sent it to Li Lianying.

"Shh!"

The Zhibao lighter that was placed on the ground suddenly disappeared, and it disappeared right in front of Li Dacheng's eyes. Immediately afterwards, a text message was received on the mobile phone: Dear customer, your credit limit has been exhausted and has been shut down. You cannot make calls now. Please pay the fee in time...

Li Dacheng quickly logged on to China Unicom's official website and checked the call charge records. In the value-added service fee column, there was 180 yuan that he saw before, and now there is an additional value-added service fee of 460 yuan.

Yes, that's the price of the lighter.

Got it, Li Dacheng got it.When he mails things to Li Lianying, he will add value-added business fees, and he will consume as much value-added business fees as the things he mails are worth.In the same way, the things that Li Lianying mailed to him were worth as much as they were at that time, and how much silver would be consumed to buy them.

Think about what Niu B said.

Fortunately, Li Lianying offered the [-] taels of silver rewarded by Cixi together with the food, otherwise he would not get anything now, and he would not have discovered the functions of these bullshits in WeChat.

That being said, the eunuch was quite kind and didn't embezzle the money for himself.

Since an eunuch is so generous, he can't be stingy.There are hundreds of yuan left in Li Dacheng's bank card, all of which have been charged for the phone bill.Soon, a text message reminder came, and the phone was usable again.

Ding!
"God, what is this thing? The old slave doesn't know how to use things in the sky."

Looking at WeChat, Li Dacheng quickly sent a message, thinking about the eunuch Li Lianying on the other side, he was still a little excited.

"This baby is called a lighter. Open the lid, slide the gear quickly with your finger, and the fire will come out. If the lid is closed, the fire will disappear."

After hearing this, Li Lianying opened the metal cover on the top according to God's instructions, and then slid a gear-like thing with her fingers, using force.

"puff"

"Oh my God."

When the flame burst out, Li Lianying was startled, and threw the lighter on the ground, but when she saw that the flame was still burning, her eyes lit up immediately.

What a wonderful baby!

Li Lianying hurried over, carefully picked up the baby, and looked at it seriously.Could this be the legendary sky fire?The things in the sky are indeed more powerful than the mortal world, and the sky fire will appear with just a stroke. This treasure is much more useful than the fire book.

"Thank God for the reward." Li Lianying said quickly, then closed the lid and put it in the sleeves, "God, the hyaluronic acid thing... Lafayette likes it so much, and this old slave can't help it. Be more slave."

Li Dacheng looked out the window, it was already dark, and the supermarket was closed. Most importantly, he didn't have much phone bills left, so he couldn't send it a few times. After all, hyaluronic acid is not cheap.

"It's getting late, I'm going to rest, I'll give it to you tomorrow. However, you have to prepare some good things to offer."

God still needs a break?Li Lianying was startled, thinking about it, there are so many things in the world, which one should God worry about?In a big Qing Dynasty, the Empress Dowager Lafayette is so worried, let alone the whole world?
"Thank God, this old slave will never forget your great kindness."

yeah!
Li Dacheng jumped up from the sofa excitedly, it's really a heifer who has reached the South Pole—cow B has reached the extreme!In the future, with this WeChat that can connect time and space, isn't Heifer holding a world conference, as many as you want?

Looking at the table full of food, Li Dacheng's eyes sparkled, Li Lianying served, isn't that something from the Imperial Dining Room?

Li Dacheng stretched out his hands to push away the steaming suckling pig, and took a big bite.

Well, fragrant!
One bite, the outside is crispy and the inside is tender, and the mouth is full of oil. If it is too much, it will be too mushy, and if it is too little, it will not be crispy. It is baked at the right time.It is worthy of being produced by the Imperial Dining Room, what the emperor eats is good.

Hmph, let's be the emperor tonight too!
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(End of this chapter)