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Chapter 51
Elixir?Wow, that sounds amazing!
After Heshen heard the words of God, his face was full of excitement. You must know that elixir is the treasure that countless people dream of. hundred years old.

In the Qing Dynasty, whether it was in the court or among the people, there were countless people who built stove tops and refined elixir. Although the emperor kept reprimanding this kind of behavior that violated the laws of nature, he still repeatedly banned it and couldn't stop people. The determination to refine the elixir.

And as the emperor got older, the depression of aging and the fear of death had become his lingering nightmare, and the drugs he took gradually increased.According to Eunuch Chen, the emperor often wakes up from nightmares recently. In order to soothe his body and mind, he made this sixth southern tour. The reduction of burdens and rewards, and military parades and sacrifices to the mausoleum are all for psychological comfort.According to God, it is to accumulate virtue.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that the emperor has not refined and made elixir for several years. It seems that people are not sages, and the emperor has also moved his heart.

"Hey, if it's really that easy to use, I'll ask God for a few to try some other day." Thinking of the beauty just now, He Shen's heart began to stir again.

Li Dacheng drove away from home, and after leaving the villa area, he found a big pharmacy nearby.After entering, the words that came to my lips, but I couldn't say anything.One is because he bought Viagra for the first time, and he was inevitably a little embarrassed. He didn't know how to pretend to buy Viagra often.Second, I didn't expect that the drug seller was a beautiful woman. Would it be more embarrassing if I really had to pretend to buy it often?
Li Dacheng began to struggle in his heart.

"Hello, sir, what medicine do you need?" The beauty looked at Li Dacheng with a smile.

"Oh, I, it's not me, it's a friend of mine." Li Dacheng quickly shook his head, and corrected the beauty, "My friend, and his girlfriend, need something to cheer up..." Obviously Wei Ge's two The words are on the lips, but they just can't speak them.

Alas, after working as a courier for so long, and knocking on the doors of countless young women's wives, why are you still embarrassed?
"You mean Viagra?" the beauty asked with a smile after seeing Li Dacheng hesitating.

"Yes, that's it, how did you know?" Li Dacheng asked curiously.

"In the middle of the night, a man hurried into the pharmacy, hesitating and blushing, he didn't come to buy cold medicine, did he?" the beauty said to Li Dacheng, "How much do you want?"

"One box." Li Dacheng was embarrassed by the beauty's expression, and he couldn't help blaming himself for being sloppy, why he asked so many questions when he had nothing to do.

"One capsule, five capsules, or ten capsules, which one do you want, sir?"

Damn, why is it so troublesome to buy a medicine?

But this is indeed a question, how many capsules should I buy?At such an old age, Lord Qianlong didn't know if one pill would work. If one pill didn't work, would there be any side effects if he took too much?It's true: when the book is used, there will be little hatred.

Only then did Li Dacheng realize that all the books he had studied for more than ten years were for nothing. At the critical moment, he would not be able to use anything, and he would not teach any practical things. Can advanced mathematics add to the fun?

"A pack of ten..." You can't go wrong if you buy more.

"What?" The beauty paused, looked at Li Dacheng in shock, and after a while she came to her senses and said, "Sir, under normal circumstances, you can take half a Viagra at a time, and you can't take more than one at a time. Otherwise there will be side effects, if you are taking it for the first time, I think one pill is enough."

"Then why do you still ask me which one to choose? Wouldn't it be good to just give me a box of one pill?" Li Dacheng became angry from embarrassment. He finally adjusted his mentality. Who would have thought that he would encounter so many problems.

"Sir, I just wanted to remind you."

"I don't know how to read the manual by myself? Hurry up and give me a box." Li Dacheng said impatiently, this girl is quite beautiful, why does she talk so much?It's not cute.

The beauty took out a box of pills from the medicine cabinet and put them on the counter, "120."

Li Dacheng took out two red notes and threw them on the counter, grabbed the box and went out, "You don't need to look for it."

The beauty looked out while holding the money, so anxious, she saw that she was using it for herself, and said she would buy it for a friend, which was dishonest, cut it.

Li Dacheng was so depressed, he had never been wronged so much in his life, if it wasn't for the 40 taels of silver, he would never have done such a thing.

He Shen, He Shen, in order to help you, I don't even want my face, you have to give me more money in the future to make up for my spiritual trauma.

When he got home, Li Dacheng opened the package, and there was a small blue pill inside. Such a little thing cost more than 100, and the effect should not be much worse.

"He Shen……"

"The villain is here." He Shen hurriedly responded when he heard the voice of God.

"The elixir has been refined, take it to the emperor." Li Dacheng took a photo of the pill and sent it to He Shen.

So fast?He Shen was surprised, which medicine in the imperial pharmacy needs to be fried for several hours?This is an elixir. Those so-called elixir among the people have to be refined for more than ten days.God is God, with great powers and boundless mana, but I don't know whether this elixir will work or not.

In the blink of an eye, there was an extra pill in front of him. He Shen held it in his hand and looked at it carefully. It was strange, so strange. The pills in the imperial pharmacy were either black or brown. There was such a beautiful pill. Things are really extraordinary.

"He Shen, the sky is different from the earth, and I don't know how much medicine your mortal body can withstand, so when refining this elixir, the amount of medicine added is very small. If the effect is not good, you can report to me. Refining again and gradually increasing the dose." Li Dacheng couldn't guarantee whether Qianlong would have any effect after taking it, so he made a round for himself in advance, and if it didn't work, he could think of other ways, anyway, he couldn't He Shen underestimated him.

"Thank God, the villain is going to present it to the emperor." After hearing this, He Shen kowtowed and thanked, then quickly stood up, left the house in a hurry, and ran towards the emperor's residence.

"Master He, you are finally here." Eunuch Chen said anxiously when he saw He Shen, "Long Live Lord has urged you several times, have you figured out a way?"

He Shen took a few deep breaths, and after calming down, stretched out his hand, "Eunuch Chen, look."

"What is this? It's so strange, I've never seen it before in the palace." Eunuch Chen looked suspiciously at the pill in He Shen's hand.

"Eunuch Chen, this is a good thing. It is a treasure handed down by my ancestors and I. You take it for Long Live Lord, and it will definitely be effective." He Shen's smiling eyes shone brightly.

"Really? The old slave will take it for the Long Live Lord to try." Eunuch Chen took the pill and hurried into the courtyard.

He Shen also followed in. Don't look at what he said just now, but he didn't know what the effect would be, so he decided to listen to the sound. If there was no effect, he might as well go back and ask for it God increased the dosage and re-refined an elixir.

Eunuch Chen walked into the room with the pills, waited for the emperor to take it, and then walked out. He saw the adults outside and lying under the window regardless of their appearance. call.

The imperial guard in charge of guarding in the courtyard looked strangely at He Shen and His Excellency under the window, listening to the room was the job of the eunuch, and Eunuch Chen was responsible for listening to it, so what fun could there be with the adults?Do you have any special hobbies with adults?I really don't understand.

Time passed slowly, and in a blink of an eye, the work of a cup of tea passed.

"Why is there no movement inside?" He Shen looked strangely at Eunuch Chen beside him and asked in a low voice.

"How does this old slave know." Eunuch Chen listened carefully, looked at He Shen cautiously and asked, "Master He, is your ancestral treasure really useful?"

"Of course, it's passed down from the old... the older generation." He Shen almost slipped his mouth.

"Have you ever taken it with an adult?"

"Well... I'm in good health, so I don't need it for now. Eunuch Chen, don't be impatient, let's listen again."

After a while, cold sweat began to flow from He Shen's forehead. Could it be that the dose of medicine is too small to work?
"My lord, is the pill too small? How about you go back and get some more?" Eunuch Chen asked, "The emperor used to take either a big bowl of medicinal soup or a pill the size of a walnut. The pills are not as big as your nails, are you not willing to give up?"

"Eunuch Chen, you don't know something. The pill is extremely powerful. For the safety of the emperor, I can only take the smallest dose. Let's take it step by step. Just wait, I'll go back and get the bigger one." Saying, He Shen bowed his back and walked out of the gate.

God, God, your elixir doesn't work.

He Shen was full of complaints, but just two steps away, Eunuch Chen's voice came from behind.

"And my lord, and my lord, come back soon, there is something happening."

He Shen looked back and saw Eunuch Chen waving at him with joy. He Shen's eyes lit up and he was overjoyed. movement.

"alright, alright!"

"Long live, you are amazing!"

After hearing this for a while, He Shen breathed a sigh of relief, and exchanged glances with Eunuch Chen, with smiles on their faces in unison.

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