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Chapter 57

"God, are you there?" Li Dacheng had just made instant noodles and rewarded Li Lianying, who was so moved by the most powerful eunuch and eunuch chief executive in the late Qing Dynasty. The treacherous minister He Shen sent him a message WeChat.

Alas, look at these people I come into contact with all day, none of them are good.

Fortunately, it is a new society now, otherwise Li Dacheng suspects that he will eventually be served by the emperor, either a traitor or a treacherous minister.He doesn't want to be a eunuch.

"He Shen, what can I do for you?" Li Dacheng asked He Shen.The other party only offered 40 taels of silver yesterday, and he didn't believe that this greedy money fan would continue to make offerings, so Li Dacheng was not prepared to take care of this thing at all today, who would have thought that he would find it by himself.

"God, the villain is here to thank you. The elixir you gave to the villain yesterday, the villain gave it to the emperor to take..."

"How is the effect?" Upon hearing this, Li Dacheng sat up straight from the sofa with a serious and nervous expression.He didn't sleep much last night, thinking all night what would happen to the emperor after taking Viagra.If it doesn't work, it's fine, at worst, I'll change it to another one, but if it breaks, it will be troublesome.

"God, thanks to your blessings, after taking the elixir that you refined, the emperor is refreshed, rejuvenated, and returned to his youthful might." In addition to what he heard with his own ears last night, This morning, he heard from Eunuch Chen a series of things that happened after he left, which made him believe even more that God is really God, because only God can refine such a powerful elixir.

"Really?"

"In front of God, villains dare not tell half a lie."

"As expected." Li Dacheng smiled slightly, but secretly sweated in his heart.Viagra, you are my real brother.

"Yes, yes, God, you have the ability to penetrate the sky and the earth, and the villain admires you." Convinced, He Shen really convinced this time.If the previous explosives can be regarded as firecrackers, then the elixir is really an elixir.

Everything in this world is in the imperial palace, and what is not in the imperial palace is in his mansion, and what is not in his mansion, it will only be the treasure of heaven.

"Such trivial matters are not worth mentioning."

"It's a trivial matter for you, God, but it is a top priority for the villain and the emperor. Just for this matter, the emperor summoned the villain this morning and asked about the origin of the elixir. The villain dare not Leaking the secrets of heaven, I only said that it was a panacea handed down from the ancestors, for which the emperor rewarded the villain with ten thousand taels of silver, the villain dare not swallow it alone, and today I will give it to God." Saying this, He Shen escaped from his sleeve with a stack of silver bills and put in front of.

Ding!
Several red envelopes appear in the dialog box.

When Li Dacheng saw it, he thought that Heshen would be able to make a fool of himself, with only 1 taels of silver, how could there be a rain of red envelopes?To whom are you showing off your wealth?
Ever since he spent 100 million taels of silver to buy the treasure of the '100 Years' system, Li Dacheng really looked down on the small money of 1 taels of silver, especially when he just spent another 150 million taels of silver to buy Li Lianying's offering After the box, his demand for silver has reached an extreme level.

However, flies are also meat, so don't let them go for nothing, so Li Dacheng still ordered the red envelopes.

He Shen's red envelope.

Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck!
10000 taels of silver.

Changes have been deposited and can be used to send out red envelopes.

Heshen's Red Envelope

……

Huh?Isn't it silver ten thousand taels?Why is the first red envelope worth 1 taels of silver?

Li Dacheng opened all the red envelopes, a total of 10 taels of silver.

"He Shen, didn't you just say that the emperor rewarded you with ten thousand taels of silver? Why did you offer 10 taels of silver?"

"God, the emperor did reward the villain with ten thousand taels of silver, and the remaining 9 taels are given to you by the villain. I hope God will accept it with a smile."

what?
Li Dacheng stood up from the sofa with a 'squeak', and couldn't believe what he saw.Are you dazzled?Is this still the eternally greedy He Shen who is insatiably greedy and regards money as his life?This kid is so kind, he must be lying, right?Isn't it the usual method of this treacherous minister to deceive the superior and conceal the inferior?

But it's not easy to question this kind of thing face to face. First, it's easy to chill people's hearts, and second, you can't get a result even if you ask.

It doesn't matter, as long as there is money to collect, it doesn't matter who it belongs to, it will all go into Lao Tzu's change anyway.

"He Shen, you have a heart."

"God helps the villain to do good deeds like this, so the villain should make offerings. However, if the emperor asks the villain for elixir in the future, what should the villain do if he can't get it?" He Shen said bitterly, his eyes Dripping around, I don't know what I'm thinking.

Li Dacheng squinted his eyes, sat down, and said that this treacherous minister would not offer so much money for no reason, and he really wanted something.

However, Li Dacheng is not afraid of He Shen begging him, but he is afraid that He Shen will be as stubborn as an iron rooster.Now that the other party understands the principle of 'taking money from others, you can commit suicide', it saves him the trouble of asking for money from this treacherous minister in the future.

"He Shen, with God here, do you still need to worry about these problems?"

He Shen's eyes lit up, he quickly fell on the ground, and said devoutly, "Thank God."

"However, although the refining of elixir is easy, the celestial grass needed for refining elixir is not easy to find. If it is just a few elixir, it is fine to reward you, but if you need elixir in the future, there are not so many elixir around me." What a fairy grass."

"Then what should we do?" He Shen looked distressed. The trip to the south was a long road. When going to bed on the road, it is inevitable that some officials will present beautiful women. Although the emperor is old, he is old-hearted. After all, he is a man. How can a man resist the temptation of a beauty?

Why do you want to tour the south?In addition to the so-called official duties, isn't it just that you have stayed in the palace for a long time, and you are tired of facing those concubines all day long, and you want to go out to relax and find an affair?Since ancient times, there are many beauties in the south of the Yangtze River, and there is always one that suits you.Which of the emperor's southern tours was not like this?
So the trip to the south can also be regarded as a journey of love affairs. If there is no elixir, the emperor will not be happy to come here, and return in disappointment?

"How about this, if you do more good deeds in the future, I will also send some heavenly soldiers and generals to look for fairy grass everywhere."

When He Shen heard it, did he do good deeds?Isn't it just making offerings?God's appetite is even bigger than mine and Shen's.However, having money can make ghosts turn millstones, and if you can command heavenly soldiers and generals by offering some silver, it is actually quite a deal.

What's more, it's an elixir, does the emperor have money?Powerful or not?Can't buy it.Only he and Shen can get it.

What the emperor can't get, he can get.Thinking of this, He Shen's heart was not only balanced, but also elated.

"God, the villain understands, I will do more good deeds in the future, and live up to God's expectations of the villain."

"Well, children can be taught, and your fate with Qianlong will become deeper and deeper."

I'm over 30, how about a child?
He Shen thought so in his heart, but said, "Thank God, then tonight's elixir..."

"You wait, I will refine one for you now." Li Dacheng said and was about to go out.

"God, can you give the villain a few more coins?"

"Why do you want so much? Although the elixir gathers the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, taking it by mortals is an act of destiny. Therefore, mortals should not take it every day, let alone use it more than once a day, otherwise it will damage their own yang energy." Li Dacheng warned Heshen. He said, although Viagra is good, it is not peanuts, and eating too much is no joke.

"The villain thinks that the emperor's mind is unpredictable, and he will need it at any time, so it's better to give the villain a few more. When the emperor wants it, the villain will give it directly, so as not to trouble God you all the time." He Shen smiled. Said.

"You think a lot, don't you want to take it yourself?"

what?
He Shen was startled, how did God know, as expected, nothing can be hidden from God's eyes.

"God, the villain didn't deliberately hide it, but there is something hard to say in his heart. Since the villain was punished by you for ignorance last night, his body has been in a slump. After seeing the emperor taking the elixir, the villain also wanted to take it. Hey, try it, and hope God won't blame you." After He Shen finished speaking, he kowtowed deeply, trembling with fright.Deceiving God is more serious than deceiving the king.

"Really?" Li Dacheng was slightly taken aback, then laughed.There is such a thing?It seems that the firework bombs were so powerful last night that it frightened He Shen into wilting.Think about it, too, throwing a few fireworks into the bridal chamber suddenly will cause impotence to everyone.

"Villains dare not talk nonsense."

If this doesn't work well in the future, then what's the difference between He Shen and Eunuch Chen?What about the beauties in the house?What about the sweet wife at home?Thinking of the sadness, He Shen's eyes turned red and he almost cried.

I don't want to be a eunuch.

"Okay, just wait, I'll refine a few more for you right now."

"Thank goodness."

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