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Chapter 67 I'll Eat You!

After staying for a day, the southern tour team continued to move forward. It was mighty and mighty, stretching for several miles. It was very spectacular when viewed from a distance.

Those who are interested will find that He Shen and His Excellency who have been accompanying the emperor's dragon chariot for the past few days have disappeared at this time, and there is no trace of His Excellency in the accompanying team. Could it be that He Shen is lost?

In fact, He Shen and his lord were not lost, but because the burns on their buttocks were not healed, they could not ride a horse, and they were limping when they walked, so the emperor gave him a carriage, allowing He Shen to ride, and just followed The back of the dragon chariot.For the courtiers, this was definitely a supreme honor. At that time, He Shen and his lord were so moved that they burst into tears, knelt on the ground and kept shouting thank you Lord Long En.

At this moment, He Shen was lying on several layers of thick mattresses, his eyes were aiming at the top of his head, his ears were raised high, like a rabbit, his body was motionless, as if he was looking for something.

'It's strange, the bank note has been collected, why hasn't God moved yet? '

He Shen was curious, because he had nothing to do on the road, he couldn't help but have a wrong idea in his heart, God asked him to do good deeds, in his opinion, it was to ask him for money, since as long as he offered money, God would help him , Does that mean that if you have money, you can command God?
As the old saying goes, money can turn ghosts around.Ghost, he has never seen it, nor used it.But if money can make God, how can he worship?Isn't it over if you give the money?
For Heshen, things that can be solved with money are nothing.Although he loves money and is greedy for money, he will definitely spend the money that should be spent.Among the eunuchs in the palace, which one has he never spent money on?He is not a hairless iron cock.He Shen just wanted to know if he could buy God with money.

After waiting for a while, He Shen didn't hear the voice of God, and he couldn't help feeling secretly depressed. Is 1 taels of silver such a waste?

"God?" He Shen whispered, he felt a little reconciled to losing 1 taels of silver.

"He Shen, what do you need from me?" God's voice suddenly came out.

"God, the villain is here to greet you." He Shen was taken aback, thinking that God was sleeping or going out to do errands, but he didn't expect that he was actually there.Then why didn't you make a sound just now?He Shen wanted to ask, but he didn't dare to ask, for fear of offending God.

"Hey! Just say hello?"

"Since the villain took the elixir bestowed by God yesterday, his kidneys are not weak, his illness has healed, and he is full of energy. Today, the villain is offering 1 taels of silver to thank God. The grace of regeneration, I wonder if you have received it from God?"

The small building crossed the spring breeze last night, and the clouds and rain made Wushan red.

Last night was the best night in his life for him. His body seemed to be filled with endless power. It not only cured his illness, but also made him extremely brave, even stronger than when he was young. The beautiful woman she killed threw off her armor and begged for mercy.Both physically and psychologically, it brought him unprecedented satisfaction.In the past, two wives were enough for him at home, but now, let alone one against two, even if one against ten, he would not change his expression and not be afraid.

This kind of baby, after taking it for the first time, wants to take it for the second time, if it is not used, intercourse will become boring.No wonder even the emperor couldn't forget it. After using one, he asked him for a second one.I can't stop eating this elixir.

This is also the reason why he wants to buy God. If he can buy God for his own use, then how much elixir he wants in the future?Not only can you take it yourself, but you can also dedicate it to the emperor. If you have surplus, you can resell it to others at a high price. Wouldn’t it be a fortune by then?

"It turned out to be you, He Shen. If you don't speak, I thought who it was. My followers are all over the world." Li Dacheng smiled secretly.Little boy, playing with me like this, do you really think that you can order God around if you have money?
"Yes, yes, God is merciful and saves all living beings. He broke his heart for the common people in the world. The villain sees it in his heart and feels deeply ashamed, but he can't share God's worries for you. You are so great." He Shenmeng Flattering, it seems that there are many people making offerings to God, and it seems that it will not work to use money to buy God to do things for them.

"If you have nothing else to say, I'll be busy with other things."

"God, wait a minute, the villain really has something to trouble you." He Shen hurriedly said, how could he be fine?He had so many things to talk about for three days and three nights.

"Go ahead."

"God, can you refine a few more elixir? Three are too few. The villain took one by himself yesterday and dedicated one to the emperor. Now there is only one left in his hand..." The miraculous effect of the elixir made the emperor He was very happy, Lian rewarded him with many treasures, and he also wanted to take this opportunity to further his relationship with the emperor, let Liu Yong and Agui who opposed him all go to hell.What's more, not only the emperor has to take it, but he also has to take it. How should this elixir be divided now?half each?
"Bold and Heshen, the first time I gave you the elixir was to do good deeds for you, and the second time I gave you the elixir was to help you reconcile yin and yang and save your life. You care about it, I didn't expect you to be greedy, push every inch, and want elixir, you think elixir is so easy to refine? Humph!" Li Dacheng said to He Shen pretending to be angry, this old boy has two skins, a full stomach , Don't give the other party a warning, and won't push your nose to your face in the future?Respond to every request, you act like God is a robot cat.

Sir, are you so rich?I insist on curing you today, I am not used to stinky problems.

"God calm down."

He Shen was so frightened that he trembled all over, got up from the mattress and quickly kowtowed, God was fine yesterday, why did he suddenly turn his face and deny anyone today?I don't seem to have done anything to be sorry to God, just begging for a few elixir, it's not that I don't make offerings, I don't accumulate virtue, isn't it just money?How come God can't get along with money?

greedy?There are too many people who say that he and Shen are greedy, Liu Luoguo and Ji Yandai run on him all day long, but he is not afraid, even in the court, in front of the emperor, he dares to fight with Liu Yong and Ji Yun, But this time is different, he is facing God, thinking of how powerful God is, his buttocks are still aching.

"He Shen, don't come to me unless there are some life-threatening events in the future. Remember, merits are accumulated in the usual way."

Eating a hundred beans is not too fishy, ​​and he is talking about people like He Shen.Want to say that Li Dacheng taught He Shen too few lessons?But this old boy just doesn't have a long memory, and he still plays tricks in front of him, isn't this just asking for trouble?

"God, God..." Without God's voice, He Shen's face was full of frustration, without God's help, without the elixir, how could he turn to Long Live God.

Li Dacheng saw the message sent by Heshen, but did not reply. He also had the confidence to do so. Both Heshen and Emperor Qianlong have enjoyed the sweetness of Viagra now. Every time they have sex in the future, they will definitely think of the elixir, and It's okay, after all, people are middle-aged, and it's okay to try hard. At worst, I can find a doctor to prescribe some medicine tonic, but the emperor can't do it. At such an age, the imperial doctor hasn't been recruited. What can I do if I don't have Viagra?At that time, if you ask Heshen, can Heshen delay it for two days a day, can it be delayed for ten days and a half months?Seeing that it is getting closer and closer to Jiangnan, it seems that there are already countless love affairs and Xia Yuhe waiting for the emperor, can the emperor not be in a hurry?

He Shen, I'm sure of you.

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