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Chapter 9 The booster in the imperial pharmacy
"Li Lianying, are you there?" Back home, Li Dacheng reheated the leftover food from yesterday, and while eating, he sent Li Lianying a WeChat message.

Without giving Zhu Jianren a little color, Li Dacheng really couldn't swallow this breath, that stinky shameless person really thinks that everyone in the world is fucking, and everyone is spoiling him?
In the Forbidden City, Li Lianying, who had already fallen asleep, opened her eyes abruptly, first looked around the room, and then asked softly, "God, are you calling the old slave?"

After decades of serving people, Li Lianying sleeps very lightly all the time, so as to ensure that she is always there, and avoids the reputation of being lazy and slippery.

"it's me."

"God, what's the matter with this old slave?" Li Lianying asked cautiously as she knelt on the bed.

"Let me ask you, is there anything colorless and tasteless that can make people grow up?" After Li Dacheng finished writing, he habitually added a wretched character expression and sent it along.

Li Lianying only felt a blur in front of her eyes, and a blurry human face suddenly appeared in her mind, and she vaguely saw the human face smiling, which was so evil.Li Lianying couldn't help being startled, could this be what God looks like?God really has great supernatural powers. He can penetrate into the human brain and form thoughts together, which is beyond the reach of mere mortals.

"God, what are you talking about?" As an expert in observing words and expressions, Li Lianying knew what God meant when she saw the smiling face.

"Happy medicine? Yes, that's the thing." Li Dacheng said, the most indispensable thing in the palace should be this thing. After all, there are more than three thousand beauties in the harem. If this thing is not used, which emperor can bear it?
"I don't have it on this old slave. God, if you want it, I can go to the imperial pharmacy to help you have a look." Li Lianying said respectfully, but she was very puzzled in her heart. What does God want that thing for?Could it be that people have the seven emotions and six desires, and God also has them?Think about it, the king of a country has 72 concubines in the Sangong and Six Courtyards, and God doesn't know how many girls are around.

"Go for the best."

"Yes." Li Lianying got out of bed immediately, put on a coat, and left the room.

Li Dacheng waited while eating, and it didn't take long before he got a reply.

"God, this medicine is called: Boundless Spring, it is the best booster medicine in the imperial pharmacy, it is colorless and tasteless, it melts in the mouth..."

Li Dacheng looked at the picture, it was a small white porcelain bottle, the mouth of the bottle was plugged with a red cloth head, it looked very delicate, it was no different from the medicine bottles that often appeared in Qing palace operas.

This old eunuch is quite efficient.

While admiring, Li Dacheng clicked on the picture and went shopping.Good guy, 150 taels of silver, there are two tables of delicacies on top.

"Boundless spring scenery? I'll see what kind of endless spring scenery it is." Li Dacheng clicked to buy, entered the password, confirmed, and the small porcelain bottle immediately appeared in front of him.

Li Dacheng shook the porcelain bottle, and there was a "crash, clatter" sound from inside. It turned out that there was more than one grain, no wonder it was so expensive.Li Dacheng opened the Bu Sai, put one pill in his hand, sniffed it with his nose, and found that it had no taste, and then threw the small pill into a glass filled with water, which instantly dissolved in the water, and the color of the water did not change anything. Variety.

"it is good!"

Li Dacheng was very satisfied, but he didn't know the effect.Well, I'll find out tomorrow anyway.

"By the way, the jade pendant last time was very ordinary." Li Dacheng sent another WeChat message. There are several million antiques on TV. Although the jade pendant is worth a lot, it is a bit far from what he imagined.

After hearing this, Li Lianying couldn't help showing a wry smile.

"God, how can ordinary things in the world compare to the treasures in the sky?"

Comparable, comparable.Li Dacheng thought to himself.

"Is there any jewelry, celebrity calligraphy and paintings?" Li Dacheng asked.

"God, the jewelry old slave is a little bit, but celebrity calligraphy and painting, the old slave is a eunuch, what's the use of calligraphy and painting?" Li Lianying returned.Although he also knew that calligraphy and paintings were valuable, it was really useless to keep those things with him, not as real as gold, silver and jewelry.As the saying goes: money can make ghosts turn the millstone.With money, what can't you buy?With the bank ticket in hand, you can sleep peacefully.

Damn, this old eunuch is really clueless.Li Dacheng thought to himself, even if he doesn't understand antiques, he still knows that calligraphy and painting are the most valuable these days, and no amount of gold, silver and jewelry is worth a foot of calligraphy and painting.It's a pity that wechat can only search within 200 years, and there are only Cixi and Li Lianying. If you can search within 2000 years and add Wang Xizhi or Su Dongpo as friends, wouldn't you post it?
"Li Lianying, I'll give you a task. From today on, take a look at the calligraphy and paintings of famous people in the world for me. As for the jewelry, you can keep it for yourself." Li Dacheng said.

In life, there are always plans, and in the final analysis, it is nothing more than money and sex.Li Lianying is definitely not good at sex, even a woman can't play it.Therefore, we can only love money.Among the eunuchs in history, which one is not good at making money?Li Dacheng knew clearly, let Li Lianying do something else, fine.If he really snatched the other party's money and jewels, the old guy might turn his back on him.Anyway, in the palace of the Qing Dynasty, besides gold, silver and jewelry, there are so many treasures, as the saying goes: A gentleman does not take what others like.Only when the other party puts his heart in his stomach, can the other party do things for him.

"Yes, God, this old slave will obey the will." Li Lianying said hurriedly, there are still many things to beg God in the future, and there is no harm in doing things for God. If you die in the future, you may be able to have a job by God's side in your next life. It is much more prestigious than being on the sidelines of the Queen Mother.

……

Early the next morning, Li Da came to work at the courier station as usual.

Here, Li Dacheng is still safe, even Zhu Jianren would not dare to blatantly ask someone to do him.In fact, Li Dacheng knew that Zhu Jianren was also afraid of him at this time, afraid that he would talk too much.After all, everyone in the express station knew that Zhu Jianren was a strict wife.

Zhu Jianren, as usual, watched people do things while pouring chicken soup for his soul. As for what happened last night, he didn't mention a word, and his attitude towards Li Dacheng was quite calm.

Li Dacheng knew that, in fact, Zhu Jianren was pretending just like him. The key was who could pretend.

"I used to be a courier just like you, but I deeply know the importance of hard work to me, so I am not afraid of hardship or tiredness. After years of hard work, I finally became the boss..." Zhu Jianren Talking dry, he reached for the cup, ready to drink water to moisten his throat, but found that the cup was empty. He looked at the crowd and saw that no one wanted to pour water for him, so he couldn't help but sighed deeply , "Well, details determine fate."

"Boss, I'll pour you some water." Li Dacheng hurried forward and took Zhu Jianren's cup.

Zhu Jianren smiled immediately, handed the cup to Li Dacheng, and said with satisfaction, "Did you see it? Did you see it all? This is also a kind of diligence. Actually, I am not thirsty, I just want to know if there is water in my cup, and if there is No employee would have thought of that..."

'Cut, don't round yourself up, spray so much, can you not be thirsty? ' Li Dacheng thought to himself.He took the cup and came to the water dispenser, turned his back to block everyone's sight, then mixed the small pills he had prepared into the cup, filled it with water, walked back with a smile, and handed it to Zhu Jianren, " Boss, your water."

"Okay, Li Dacheng, I am optimistic about your progress." Zhu Jianren took the cup, blew on the water in the cup, and drank.

Soon, there were not many people left at the site.After Li Dacheng sorted the packages and packed them, when he was about to leave, Zhu Jianren walked over.

"Dacheng, you performed well today." Zhu Jianren said while drinking water.

"This is what I should do." Li Dacheng said with a smile, staring at the water glass in Zhu Jianren's hand, and only drank a small half of it. If I had known, I would have poured half a glass of water.But judging by Zhu Jianren's ruddy complexion, it should have worked.

"Well, you have a good attitude. Actually, I know that I have been talking to you a little bit these two days, but that's for your own good. By the way, someone called this morning and said that he opened an online store and wanted to cooperate with us. , It’s on your tube sheet, here’s the address and phone number, I’ll write it down for you, when you pass by in the morning, call ahead and have a look, maybe it’s your big client in the future.”

"Thank you boss." Li Dacheng said quickly.Fork, do this again?Won't you change the pattern?

"Okay, let's go."

Li Dacheng left the courier station on three bungees, but he parked the car on the side of the road, locked it, and sneaked back to the courier station.

All the couriers left, leaving only Zhu Jianren and Chen Jiaojiao.

Li Dacheng looked in through the door and window, Zhu Jianren kept wiping sweat with his hands, his face was swollen like steamed buns just out of the pot, maybe his body was too hot, he kept drinking water, poured it, drank it Falling down, his eyes went straight to Chen Jiaojiao's body, and his body also leaned towards Chen Jiaojiao.

That Chen Jiaojiao is not a fuel-efficient light bulb either, seeing Zhu Jianren staring straight at her, she felt very proud, she kept eyeing Zhu Jianren to show off her charm.

This flying eye sparked immediately, Zhu Jianren finally couldn't stand it anymore, stood up suddenly, and threw himself on Chen Jiaojiao's body.

And Chen Jiaojiao wanted to welcome but refused, and kept saying the three-character scripture: "No, you hate it, don't want it, just lighten up, I'm yelling..."

This behavior aroused Zhu Jianren's animal desire even more, and the pig's head went straight to the woman.

It's really spring.

(End of this chapter)