Peerless little Shennong
Chapter 101
Chapter 101
Zhang Xiaofei pointed at Yu Qian and scolded angrily: "Yu Qian, you scum, you are married and still have a blind date, why don't you die!"
What?This calf actually has a wife!
Lu Xiaobei was also drunk when he heard Zhang Xiaofei's words.
This scumbag has a wife and is still promiscuous, so irritating!
Yu Qian said disapprovingly, "Xiao Fei, don't worry, I've already gone through the divorce procedure with that yellow-faced woman at home! As long as you follow me, you'll be guaranteed to be popular and hot."
"Give up on this! I already have a boyfriend!" Zhang Xiaofei tugged at Lu Xiaobei and said, "This is my boyfriend, get out of my house immediately!"
"Boyfriend? Just him? Haha!" Yu Qian laughed resolutely, and he said with a smile: "How can he be handsome? Brothers, do you think he is handsome?"
"Handsome, Brother Qian's nickname is Gao Fu Shuai." Yu Qian's follower echoed.
Lu Xiaobei and Zhang Xiaofei were speechless for a while, they had never seen such shameless Yu Qian before.
"Bro, I forgot to say, the English I gave you is getout." Lu Xiaobei was about to be nauseated by Yu Qian.
"What Gate Overwater?"
"Translated into Chinese means Brother Wu Enzhu!" Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.
"Damn it, you're a motherfucking kid!" Yu Qian finally understood the true meaning of Geite Owote.
"What's wrong with you? I still want to beat you up!" Lu Xiaobei shouted domineeringly a step forward.
"Hahaha, beat me up? You are so courageous, I can beat you to death with money!" Yu Qian said dismissively.
"Boy, get the hell out of me, you sensible Maliu, or I'll take your skin off!" Xiaobai clenched his fists and rattled, and he didn't know how powerful he thought he was a master!
The other servant also looked fierce as if he wanted to tear Lu Xiaobei apart.
Yu Qian patted his hands and stood up, picked up the box and shook it, and poured out the banknotes with a clatter.
Stacks of bright red banknotes slammed on the table, and quickly piled up into a small pile of bright red paper.
Yu Qian dropped the box casually, reached out to pick up a wad of banknotes, flipped through them, and said with a smile, "Did you see that? This is money. What the hell can you give Xiaofei happiness? You have Lao Tzu Do you have money? If you are sensible, get the hell out of here, I don’t know what sweet words you used to Xiaofei, but I won’t let you succeed when Yu Qian comes!”
Lu Xiaobei and Zhang Xiaofei looked at each other, a word echoed in their hearts, this kid is crazy!
What a joke, what a big joke.
What Yu Qian said was as if Lu Xiaobei had never seen money.
Lu Xiaobei smiled, reached out and took Yu Qiandi's box of unknown material, weighed it and it weighed two or three catties.
He stretched out a finger with a smile, and quickly gathered the aura in his body to this finger, and then he poked his finger into the two-three-jin box.
With a popping sound, the box was pierced straight through. Lu Xiaobei lifted the box up with one finger, shook the box in his hand and said, "If you don't get out, I'll put this finger on your body, you Do you think the box is stronger or the flesh on your body is stronger? Hehe..."
The audience was in an uproar, and Yu Qiansan and the others saw a thrilling scene with their big eyes.
A finger poked the case?
Is this box made of paper?
Damn it!
"Qianqian...Brother Qian, this box is made of copper, he...he actually poked it to pieces!"
"This... is this still a human? What's wrong with Brother Qian? This kid is not easy to mess with!"
Yu Qian's face was ashen, and the sweat dripped down his forehead.
Zhang Xiaofei on the side was also stunned.
She had never seen Lu Xiaobei make a move before, but just such a move with her fingers had already overturned Zhang Xiaofei's perception of Lu Xiaobei.
Is this still the stupid boy who was honest and only learned when he was in school?
How did he become so powerful?What happened to him?
Why such a big change?Not only did he do business in the countryside, but his kung fu is also so unpredictable.
Lu Xiaobei was instantly covered with a mysterious veil by Zhang Xiaofei.
But Lu Xiaobei didn't care about the dull eyes of the three of them, and continued to destroy the visual nerves of the three of them.
He laid the box flat, and poked it back and forth on the copper box as if he were poking sand. Holes slowly appeared one after another. Lu Xiaobei had a great time playing.
The three people on the opposite side were dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and their livers trembled.
Lu Xiaobei's words echoed in Qiansan's ears.
How would it feel if you poked this finger on your body?
The copper box is like thin paper under someone's fingers, if it is replaced by meat skin, wouldn't it have to poke blood holes?
What if it hits the eyeball?How about poking it into the head?
Oh my god, Yu Qiansan and the others dare not think about it!The more I think about it, the more terrifying it becomes!
Thinking about this bloody scene, Yu Qiansan and the others felt a cold air coming from the soles of their feet and rushed to Tianling Gai in an instant, and their whole body trembled involuntarily.
How the fuck do you fight?
I've seen amazing ones, but I've never seen a mechanical finger like this guy likes to use his fingers as a weapon.
Tired of playing, Lu Xiaobei ostentatiously pulled Zhang Xiaofei to sit down, pointed to the pile of money on the table and said, "Brother, can I settle a deal with you?"
"Forget it...what account?" Yu Qian trembled as he spoke.
"You threatened me and Xiaofei just now, and I will count 30 yuan for mental damage. Your two men kicked the chickens and geese in Xiaofei's yard, scaring them all over the yard. The fee for scaring the chickens is [-] yuan. Ten thousand, the fee to scare the goose is also one hundred thousand, which is exactly [-]! Keep the money, brother Wuen... get out!" Lu Xiaobei said calmly.
Zhang Xiaofei died laughing when she heard Lu Xiaobei's compensation fee.
Yu Qian was about to cry, and he said with a mournful face: "Brother, how can there be such valuable chickens and geese! Can you pay less?"
Zhang Xiaofei tugged at Lu Xiaobei and said, "Let them go, we don't want their money, just don't let him come to my house to make trouble again!"
Lu Xiaobei smiled, and signaled Zhang Xiaofei not to worry, he turned to Qiansan and said, "Xiaofei said, you don't need your money, and you are not allowed to come to Zhang's house to make trouble, and you are not allowed to pester Xiaofei, can you?" do it?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Yu Qianyi heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that he would not have to lose money.
But Lu Xiaobei changed the subject: "Go and apologize to the chickens and geese in the yard."
What the hell!
Apologizing to chickens and geese?How do you say that?
"Brother, we don't speak chicken and goose language, they don't understand!"
"What nonsense, do you mean it?" Lu Xiaobei stretched out his finger and started poking the box again.
This time, Lu Xiaobei's poking speed was so fast that the box was almost smashed, and any further poking would directly turn it into a hornet's nest.
Seeing this scene, Yu Qiansan's liver trembled with horror.
That's a copper box, not a bit of plastic or cloth, but a copper box was poked into tatters by a finger, there is nothing more terrifying than this scene.
What kind of strength is this?Is this kid a peerless master who came down from which mountain?
What else can Yu Qiansan say?What dare to say?He hurriedly ran to the yard like crazy, and apologized to the chicken and goose who had just calmed down.
"Brother Chicken, don't be angry, it's my fault that I shouldn't scare you!"
"Brother Goose, don't be afraid, I'm apologizing to you! The ancestor in the room can say, we can't leave without apologizing to you!"
"Brother chickens and geese, please keep your voice down, and don't run around, or we will be poked into blood holes by the finger of the ancestor in the house!"
Yu Qiansan bowed and kowtowed to the chicken and goose, making Lu Xiaobei and Zhang Xiaofei in the room laugh and cry.
A few chickens and geese who didn't understand the situation raised their heads and looked at Yu Qiansan as if they were stupid. What kind of shit is this!While playing eggs to go.
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Xiaofei pointed at Yu Qian and scolded angrily: "Yu Qian, you scum, you are married and still have a blind date, why don't you die!"
What?This calf actually has a wife!
Lu Xiaobei was also drunk when he heard Zhang Xiaofei's words.
This scumbag has a wife and is still promiscuous, so irritating!
Yu Qian said disapprovingly, "Xiao Fei, don't worry, I've already gone through the divorce procedure with that yellow-faced woman at home! As long as you follow me, you'll be guaranteed to be popular and hot."
"Give up on this! I already have a boyfriend!" Zhang Xiaofei tugged at Lu Xiaobei and said, "This is my boyfriend, get out of my house immediately!"
"Boyfriend? Just him? Haha!" Yu Qian laughed resolutely, and he said with a smile: "How can he be handsome? Brothers, do you think he is handsome?"
"Handsome, Brother Qian's nickname is Gao Fu Shuai." Yu Qian's follower echoed.
Lu Xiaobei and Zhang Xiaofei were speechless for a while, they had never seen such shameless Yu Qian before.
"Bro, I forgot to say, the English I gave you is getout." Lu Xiaobei was about to be nauseated by Yu Qian.
"What Gate Overwater?"
"Translated into Chinese means Brother Wu Enzhu!" Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.
"Damn it, you're a motherfucking kid!" Yu Qian finally understood the true meaning of Geite Owote.
"What's wrong with you? I still want to beat you up!" Lu Xiaobei shouted domineeringly a step forward.
"Hahaha, beat me up? You are so courageous, I can beat you to death with money!" Yu Qian said dismissively.
"Boy, get the hell out of me, you sensible Maliu, or I'll take your skin off!" Xiaobai clenched his fists and rattled, and he didn't know how powerful he thought he was a master!
The other servant also looked fierce as if he wanted to tear Lu Xiaobei apart.
Yu Qian patted his hands and stood up, picked up the box and shook it, and poured out the banknotes with a clatter.
Stacks of bright red banknotes slammed on the table, and quickly piled up into a small pile of bright red paper.
Yu Qian dropped the box casually, reached out to pick up a wad of banknotes, flipped through them, and said with a smile, "Did you see that? This is money. What the hell can you give Xiaofei happiness? You have Lao Tzu Do you have money? If you are sensible, get the hell out of here, I don’t know what sweet words you used to Xiaofei, but I won’t let you succeed when Yu Qian comes!”
Lu Xiaobei and Zhang Xiaofei looked at each other, a word echoed in their hearts, this kid is crazy!
What a joke, what a big joke.
What Yu Qian said was as if Lu Xiaobei had never seen money.
Lu Xiaobei smiled, reached out and took Yu Qiandi's box of unknown material, weighed it and it weighed two or three catties.
He stretched out a finger with a smile, and quickly gathered the aura in his body to this finger, and then he poked his finger into the two-three-jin box.
With a popping sound, the box was pierced straight through. Lu Xiaobei lifted the box up with one finger, shook the box in his hand and said, "If you don't get out, I'll put this finger on your body, you Do you think the box is stronger or the flesh on your body is stronger? Hehe..."
The audience was in an uproar, and Yu Qiansan and the others saw a thrilling scene with their big eyes.
A finger poked the case?
Is this box made of paper?
Damn it!
"Qianqian...Brother Qian, this box is made of copper, he...he actually poked it to pieces!"
"This... is this still a human? What's wrong with Brother Qian? This kid is not easy to mess with!"
Yu Qian's face was ashen, and the sweat dripped down his forehead.
Zhang Xiaofei on the side was also stunned.
She had never seen Lu Xiaobei make a move before, but just such a move with her fingers had already overturned Zhang Xiaofei's perception of Lu Xiaobei.
Is this still the stupid boy who was honest and only learned when he was in school?
How did he become so powerful?What happened to him?
Why such a big change?Not only did he do business in the countryside, but his kung fu is also so unpredictable.
Lu Xiaobei was instantly covered with a mysterious veil by Zhang Xiaofei.
But Lu Xiaobei didn't care about the dull eyes of the three of them, and continued to destroy the visual nerves of the three of them.
He laid the box flat, and poked it back and forth on the copper box as if he were poking sand. Holes slowly appeared one after another. Lu Xiaobei had a great time playing.
The three people on the opposite side were dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and their livers trembled.
Lu Xiaobei's words echoed in Qiansan's ears.
How would it feel if you poked this finger on your body?
The copper box is like thin paper under someone's fingers, if it is replaced by meat skin, wouldn't it have to poke blood holes?
What if it hits the eyeball?How about poking it into the head?
Oh my god, Yu Qiansan and the others dare not think about it!The more I think about it, the more terrifying it becomes!
Thinking about this bloody scene, Yu Qiansan and the others felt a cold air coming from the soles of their feet and rushed to Tianling Gai in an instant, and their whole body trembled involuntarily.
How the fuck do you fight?
I've seen amazing ones, but I've never seen a mechanical finger like this guy likes to use his fingers as a weapon.
Tired of playing, Lu Xiaobei ostentatiously pulled Zhang Xiaofei to sit down, pointed to the pile of money on the table and said, "Brother, can I settle a deal with you?"
"Forget it...what account?" Yu Qian trembled as he spoke.
"You threatened me and Xiaofei just now, and I will count 30 yuan for mental damage. Your two men kicked the chickens and geese in Xiaofei's yard, scaring them all over the yard. The fee for scaring the chickens is [-] yuan. Ten thousand, the fee to scare the goose is also one hundred thousand, which is exactly [-]! Keep the money, brother Wuen... get out!" Lu Xiaobei said calmly.
Zhang Xiaofei died laughing when she heard Lu Xiaobei's compensation fee.
Yu Qian was about to cry, and he said with a mournful face: "Brother, how can there be such valuable chickens and geese! Can you pay less?"
Zhang Xiaofei tugged at Lu Xiaobei and said, "Let them go, we don't want their money, just don't let him come to my house to make trouble again!"
Lu Xiaobei smiled, and signaled Zhang Xiaofei not to worry, he turned to Qiansan and said, "Xiaofei said, you don't need your money, and you are not allowed to come to Zhang's house to make trouble, and you are not allowed to pester Xiaofei, can you?" do it?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Yu Qianyi heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that he would not have to lose money.
But Lu Xiaobei changed the subject: "Go and apologize to the chickens and geese in the yard."
What the hell!
Apologizing to chickens and geese?How do you say that?
"Brother, we don't speak chicken and goose language, they don't understand!"
"What nonsense, do you mean it?" Lu Xiaobei stretched out his finger and started poking the box again.
This time, Lu Xiaobei's poking speed was so fast that the box was almost smashed, and any further poking would directly turn it into a hornet's nest.
Seeing this scene, Yu Qiansan's liver trembled with horror.
That's a copper box, not a bit of plastic or cloth, but a copper box was poked into tatters by a finger, there is nothing more terrifying than this scene.
What kind of strength is this?Is this kid a peerless master who came down from which mountain?
What else can Yu Qiansan say?What dare to say?He hurriedly ran to the yard like crazy, and apologized to the chicken and goose who had just calmed down.
"Brother Chicken, don't be angry, it's my fault that I shouldn't scare you!"
"Brother Goose, don't be afraid, I'm apologizing to you! The ancestor in the room can say, we can't leave without apologizing to you!"
"Brother chickens and geese, please keep your voice down, and don't run around, or we will be poked into blood holes by the finger of the ancestor in the house!"
Yu Qiansan bowed and kowtowed to the chicken and goose, making Lu Xiaobei and Zhang Xiaofei in the room laugh and cry.
A few chickens and geese who didn't understand the situation raised their heads and looked at Yu Qiansan as if they were stupid. What kind of shit is this!While playing eggs to go.
(End of this chapter)
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