Peerless little Shennong
Chapter 215 Metaphors
Chapter 215 Metaphors
It's just that Lu Xiaobei couldn't figure it out when he went, why the girl was still angry with him after he saved Yang Cui himself.
If this was in ancient times, Yang Cui would have been able to agree with her body, and Lu Xiaobei was her savior.
However, the times are different. Girls in this era are not so feudal. Even though Lu Xiaobei performed so bravely in Linyuan Factory and saved Yang Cui's family, she still did not calm down.
To go to Yang's house, Lu Xiaobei couldn't go empty-handed, he went to the small shop in the village to buy two cigarettes and two bottles of good wine and took them to Yang Cui's house.
Yang Sanfeng and his wife are tidying up the yard at home. They haven't lived here for a long time, and the weeds in the yard are growing very fast.
"Uncle Yang, I'm busy!" Lu Xiaobei carried his things into the yard.
"You come to pick up something when you come! Your uncle and I are about to go to your house after finishing this work! You take the things away and don't leave them at home!" Yang Sanfeng's wife hurriedly let Lu Xiaobei go. into the house.
"Old Yang, stop pulling weeds and call Xiao Cui out!"
"Okay, okay, I'm going to call right now! Mama Haite, hurry up and cook some delicious dishes, Xiaobei and I will have a good drink!" Yang Sanfeng was very happy, and went to the back room to call for his daughter.
Yang Sanfeng's wife made tea and hurried to wash and chop vegetables for cooking.
Back room, Yang Cui's room.
Yang Sanfeng also said that he finally persuaded the girl to come out.
Putting Yang Cui aside means ignoring Lu Xiaobei and letting him do what he should do.
Yang Sanfeng was so angry that he almost slapped the girl, he had no reason not to be angry, Lu Xiaobei obviously saved his family, Yang Cui was ungrateful, but he was still angry with her, the father was so angry.
In fact, Yang Sanfeng didn't know what kind of anger his daughter was with Lu Xiaobei at all. It stands to reason that during the time he was hiding at Grandma Yang Cui's house, her daughter lived with Lu Xiaobei. The relationship between people must go further, how come the more we get along, the more wrong it becomes!
But Yang Cui just didn't say anything, Yang Sanfeng really has no temper with this girl, he would be reluctant to fight, and it would be too irritating if he didn't fight.
With such entangled emotions, Yang Sanfeng finally dragged his daughter out.
"Xiaobei, tell Xiaocui to talk and watch TV, and I'll go with your aunt to prepare delicious food for you, don't rush away! We must have a few drinks! You can't leave until you have a good drink!" Yang Sanfeng said with a smile.
"Uncle Yang, I came here for dinner, drinking is fine, so let's cook less food!" Lu Xiaobei said politely.
"It's okay for young people to eat more. After the dishes are finished, you may digest what you eat. Xiaocui, stop staring and turn on the TV!" Yang Sanfeng instructed his daughter to turn on the TV and then went to the kitchen to help his wife cook. .
Only Lu Xiaobei and Yang Cui were left in the room, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
At this point in time, the TV programs are basically the news programs of various TV stations. Seeing that Yang Cui was silent, Lu Xiaobei came to apologize as a big man, and said with a thick-skinned smile, "Sister Yang, This is all news, switch to CCTV 6 for the movie show.”
Yang Cui snorted and didn't change the channel, the news program was still on.
"Sister Yang, you're still angry with me!" Lu Xiaobei said cheekily.
Yang Cui still ignored Lu Xiaobei, holding the remote control but not changing the channel.
"Sister Yang, your face is so dark that it's scary, it's almost the same color as Black Whirlwind!"
"Your face is dark! My face is white! It is a hundred times whiter than yours!" Yang Cui finally spoke, but she was still angry.
"Bai, whiter than Widow Li's butt in the village!" Lu Xiaobei chuckled.
"Lu Xiaobei, I'll kill you! You compare my face with Widow Li's ass, you stinky man..." Yang Cui threw the remote control and rushed towards Lu Xiaobei fiercely.
The two often quarreled like this, and it was the same when they were in Lu's house. From time to time, they would quarrel and become entangled, and this time was no exception.
The sofa in Yang Cui's house was quite big, and the two got into a mess again.
"Lu Xiaobei, have you peeked at Widow Li's butt?" Yang Cui shouted angrily.
It should be said that Lu Xiaobei has really seen Widow Li's white butt, but he can't say that he has seen it.
"I haven't seen it! I swear to the lamp that I have never seen it!"
"I'll kill you offspring, stinky man, stinky hooligan..."
"I said big sister, this is called a metaphor, do you understand, is your Chinese teacher taught by a physical education teacher?"
"Compared to your sister, I went to school with you, and your Chinese teacher is also taught by the physical education teacher!"
"Okay, it's okay if I don't use metaphors, it's not good for you to get off me and let your parents see you!"
"Die, it's not good to know now, you and Zhang Xiaofei are going to do that in broad daylight at your house, that's fine? Why don't you go to Zhang Xiaofei's house, why come to my house, hurry up to comfort him! Hurry up to someone Go home and do that with her!" Yang Cui shouted resolutely.
"I... I had no choice but to be close to you!" Lu Xiaobei said awkwardly.
"You fart, I don't lock the door every night, you just don't do anything with me on purpose, you just like Zhang Xiaofei, huh!"
"You misunderstood Sister Yang, I don't like Zhang Xiaofei!"
"The devil believes you!"
"Big sister, can I be wrong? All mistakes are my fault!" Lu Xiaobei was helpless, he could not gain any advantages by reasoning with women, it would be better to follow women in everything.
"Why did you go so early? You didn't chase me when I ran out from your house, so it's not as good as Xiaofei!" Yang Cui had softened and got off Lu Xiaobei's body.
Sitting up straight, Lu Xiaobei said with a smile: "Sister Yang, you were too fierce just now, you are definitely a shrew, just that trick of monkey stealing peaches can definitely kill the villain!"
"Hmph, this trick is used to deal with you! If you dare to make me angry again, I'll take it out for you!" Yang Cui pouted.
"Don't, don't, don't deal with me!" Lu Xiaobei hurried to the side in fright.
Yang Cui burst out laughing, but then glanced away again.
"Smile... just laughing means you won't be angry with me! The story between the two of us has changed, and I'll have a few drinks with your father in a while, so you hurry up and help Aunt Yang cook!"
"Don't give my father alcohol, if you drink too much, I can't spare you!" Yang Cuimiao stared, turned and went out.
Lu Xiaobei finally breathed a sigh of relief, the festival with Yang Cui was finally over.
Soon Yang Sanfeng came back, and he winked at Lu Xiaobei and said in a low voice: "Xiaobei, you're still an idiot, I can't even talk to my girl, you can persuade her with a few words, I'm a father Nothing compares to you!"
"It's nothing, it's Sister Yang who is sensible, just let it go if there is a little misunderstanding!" Lu Xiaobei laughed.
"Uncle Yang has to thank you for today's matter, you have been kind to our family, uncle thank you on behalf of the whole family!" Yang Sanfeng thanked you solemnly.
"Uncle Yang, don't be too polite. They are all from the same village! This Huang Qiusheng is also a wanted criminal now, and he will never dare to cause trouble in the future. When the sanitary center is built, you should help Yang Sister, you can’t do assholes like before! If you don’t want to plant the land at home, you can go to work with me, and I will arrange some work for you and your aunt, which is similar to doing farm work, and I will pay you wages!” Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.
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(End of this chapter)
It's just that Lu Xiaobei couldn't figure it out when he went, why the girl was still angry with him after he saved Yang Cui himself.
If this was in ancient times, Yang Cui would have been able to agree with her body, and Lu Xiaobei was her savior.
However, the times are different. Girls in this era are not so feudal. Even though Lu Xiaobei performed so bravely in Linyuan Factory and saved Yang Cui's family, she still did not calm down.
To go to Yang's house, Lu Xiaobei couldn't go empty-handed, he went to the small shop in the village to buy two cigarettes and two bottles of good wine and took them to Yang Cui's house.
Yang Sanfeng and his wife are tidying up the yard at home. They haven't lived here for a long time, and the weeds in the yard are growing very fast.
"Uncle Yang, I'm busy!" Lu Xiaobei carried his things into the yard.
"You come to pick up something when you come! Your uncle and I are about to go to your house after finishing this work! You take the things away and don't leave them at home!" Yang Sanfeng's wife hurriedly let Lu Xiaobei go. into the house.
"Old Yang, stop pulling weeds and call Xiao Cui out!"
"Okay, okay, I'm going to call right now! Mama Haite, hurry up and cook some delicious dishes, Xiaobei and I will have a good drink!" Yang Sanfeng was very happy, and went to the back room to call for his daughter.
Yang Sanfeng's wife made tea and hurried to wash and chop vegetables for cooking.
Back room, Yang Cui's room.
Yang Sanfeng also said that he finally persuaded the girl to come out.
Putting Yang Cui aside means ignoring Lu Xiaobei and letting him do what he should do.
Yang Sanfeng was so angry that he almost slapped the girl, he had no reason not to be angry, Lu Xiaobei obviously saved his family, Yang Cui was ungrateful, but he was still angry with her, the father was so angry.
In fact, Yang Sanfeng didn't know what kind of anger his daughter was with Lu Xiaobei at all. It stands to reason that during the time he was hiding at Grandma Yang Cui's house, her daughter lived with Lu Xiaobei. The relationship between people must go further, how come the more we get along, the more wrong it becomes!
But Yang Cui just didn't say anything, Yang Sanfeng really has no temper with this girl, he would be reluctant to fight, and it would be too irritating if he didn't fight.
With such entangled emotions, Yang Sanfeng finally dragged his daughter out.
"Xiaobei, tell Xiaocui to talk and watch TV, and I'll go with your aunt to prepare delicious food for you, don't rush away! We must have a few drinks! You can't leave until you have a good drink!" Yang Sanfeng said with a smile.
"Uncle Yang, I came here for dinner, drinking is fine, so let's cook less food!" Lu Xiaobei said politely.
"It's okay for young people to eat more. After the dishes are finished, you may digest what you eat. Xiaocui, stop staring and turn on the TV!" Yang Sanfeng instructed his daughter to turn on the TV and then went to the kitchen to help his wife cook. .
Only Lu Xiaobei and Yang Cui were left in the room, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
At this point in time, the TV programs are basically the news programs of various TV stations. Seeing that Yang Cui was silent, Lu Xiaobei came to apologize as a big man, and said with a thick-skinned smile, "Sister Yang, This is all news, switch to CCTV 6 for the movie show.”
Yang Cui snorted and didn't change the channel, the news program was still on.
"Sister Yang, you're still angry with me!" Lu Xiaobei said cheekily.
Yang Cui still ignored Lu Xiaobei, holding the remote control but not changing the channel.
"Sister Yang, your face is so dark that it's scary, it's almost the same color as Black Whirlwind!"
"Your face is dark! My face is white! It is a hundred times whiter than yours!" Yang Cui finally spoke, but she was still angry.
"Bai, whiter than Widow Li's butt in the village!" Lu Xiaobei chuckled.
"Lu Xiaobei, I'll kill you! You compare my face with Widow Li's ass, you stinky man..." Yang Cui threw the remote control and rushed towards Lu Xiaobei fiercely.
The two often quarreled like this, and it was the same when they were in Lu's house. From time to time, they would quarrel and become entangled, and this time was no exception.
The sofa in Yang Cui's house was quite big, and the two got into a mess again.
"Lu Xiaobei, have you peeked at Widow Li's butt?" Yang Cui shouted angrily.
It should be said that Lu Xiaobei has really seen Widow Li's white butt, but he can't say that he has seen it.
"I haven't seen it! I swear to the lamp that I have never seen it!"
"I'll kill you offspring, stinky man, stinky hooligan..."
"I said big sister, this is called a metaphor, do you understand, is your Chinese teacher taught by a physical education teacher?"
"Compared to your sister, I went to school with you, and your Chinese teacher is also taught by the physical education teacher!"
"Okay, it's okay if I don't use metaphors, it's not good for you to get off me and let your parents see you!"
"Die, it's not good to know now, you and Zhang Xiaofei are going to do that in broad daylight at your house, that's fine? Why don't you go to Zhang Xiaofei's house, why come to my house, hurry up to comfort him! Hurry up to someone Go home and do that with her!" Yang Cui shouted resolutely.
"I... I had no choice but to be close to you!" Lu Xiaobei said awkwardly.
"You fart, I don't lock the door every night, you just don't do anything with me on purpose, you just like Zhang Xiaofei, huh!"
"You misunderstood Sister Yang, I don't like Zhang Xiaofei!"
"The devil believes you!"
"Big sister, can I be wrong? All mistakes are my fault!" Lu Xiaobei was helpless, he could not gain any advantages by reasoning with women, it would be better to follow women in everything.
"Why did you go so early? You didn't chase me when I ran out from your house, so it's not as good as Xiaofei!" Yang Cui had softened and got off Lu Xiaobei's body.
Sitting up straight, Lu Xiaobei said with a smile: "Sister Yang, you were too fierce just now, you are definitely a shrew, just that trick of monkey stealing peaches can definitely kill the villain!"
"Hmph, this trick is used to deal with you! If you dare to make me angry again, I'll take it out for you!" Yang Cui pouted.
"Don't, don't, don't deal with me!" Lu Xiaobei hurried to the side in fright.
Yang Cui burst out laughing, but then glanced away again.
"Smile... just laughing means you won't be angry with me! The story between the two of us has changed, and I'll have a few drinks with your father in a while, so you hurry up and help Aunt Yang cook!"
"Don't give my father alcohol, if you drink too much, I can't spare you!" Yang Cuimiao stared, turned and went out.
Lu Xiaobei finally breathed a sigh of relief, the festival with Yang Cui was finally over.
Soon Yang Sanfeng came back, and he winked at Lu Xiaobei and said in a low voice: "Xiaobei, you're still an idiot, I can't even talk to my girl, you can persuade her with a few words, I'm a father Nothing compares to you!"
"It's nothing, it's Sister Yang who is sensible, just let it go if there is a little misunderstanding!" Lu Xiaobei laughed.
"Uncle Yang has to thank you for today's matter, you have been kind to our family, uncle thank you on behalf of the whole family!" Yang Sanfeng thanked you solemnly.
"Uncle Yang, don't be too polite. They are all from the same village! This Huang Qiusheng is also a wanted criminal now, and he will never dare to cause trouble in the future. When the sanitary center is built, you should help Yang Sister, you can’t do assholes like before! If you don’t want to plant the land at home, you can go to work with me, and I will arrange some work for you and your aunt, which is similar to doing farm work, and I will pay you wages!” Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.
PS: The second update, the new January, the update will be accelerated.Continue to ask for recommendation tickets, rewards, and addition to the bookshelf!
(End of this chapter)
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