Peerless little Shennong

Chapter 367

All the villagers stared at Lu Xiaobei with big eyes and small eyes, but found that he didn't bring out any medical equipment at all, let alone acupuncture or moxibustion.

However, in view of the fact that Lu Xiaobei is very good at seeing illnesses, this group of people has nothing to say, and they are ready to wait for the results of the treatment.

But Wei Yuntong couldn't wait any longer. Seeing that Lu Xiaobei was here just for massage or something, he immediately mocked: "Lu Xiaobei, you don't mean to use massage to cure this old man!"

"Shut your mouth! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb." Lu Xiaobei couldn't understand Wei Yuntong calling the old man or something. He didn't respect people at all, it was too annoying.

"That's right, shut up quickly, you're the one who yells the most, your mother is a donkey! Are you in heat?" a fierce villager scolded.

"Hahaha, the wild donkey***** country people speak rough words. This scolding made Wei Yuntong very sarcastic. This guy can't fight with so many people alone, so he can only keep his mouth shut. .

Lu Xiaobei continued to carry out the treatment, and the treatment was completed after five or six minutes. The white tortoise shell had absorbed too much turbid air this time, enough for it to digest for a while.

When Lu Xiaobei finished the treatment and stood up, the other villagers were all stunned.

"That's the end? What the hell?"

"Isn't this a fool! Just a massage is a treatment?"

The surrounding villagers raised doubts, and Wei Yuntong jumped out again.

"He is fooling people, why do I feel that this old avatar is a trustee!" Wei Yuntong raised such a question.

Liu Qiangdong couldn't listen anymore, he pointed at Wei Yuntong angrily and cursed: "You are the trustee, your whole family is the trustee!"

Wei Yuntong: ...

This old man has a lot of new words, he is quite avant-garde old man!
I just heard Lu Xiaobei say unhurriedly: "This is Qigong therapy, you don't understand it!"

qigong?

Everyone froze immediately.

I am a mother!This kid can do qigong!
"Then show me a show!"

"That's right! Let's see if your qigong is strong!"

"Come on boy, please start your show!"

Now Lu Xiaobei is speechless, what kind of villagers are these!All of them keep up with the times, and the small words are really 666.

Lu Xiaobei glanced at Wei Yuntong, narrowed his eyes and smiled and said, "Come on, let's take this wild donkey who doesn't respect Uncle Liu!"

Lu Xiaobei decided to convince the villagers completely, and at the same time he could indirectly teach Wei Yuntong a lesson.

Wei Yuntong would not have believed that Lu Xiaobei knew how to qigong, if he hadn't been disturbed by the villagers who entered the yard just now, he would have planned to practice with Lu Xiaobei.

"Tch, I believe in your evil, hit me! You hit me with qigong!" Wei Yuntong looked disdainful.

One must know that Lu Xiaobei already knew how to create air currents when he hadn't advanced to the first-level realm. At that time, he was watching the news at home and said that a qigong master was doing something, so he learned a few tricks, and now he is a practitioner of the first-level realm. Yes, it's as easy as pie to create some air current waves or something.

"Take the trick, wild donkey!" Lu Xiaobei was secretly lucky, and created an air current wave at a distance of two meters from Wei Yuntong.

It's just that this airflow wave is invisible to outsiders, only Lu Xiaobei can see the blue airflow wave whether it is releasing aura or creating airflow waves.

With a buzzing sound, the air wave rushed towards Wei Yuntong in an instant.

This guy didn't believe that Lu Xiaobei could do any qigong at all, and stood there quietly waiting for Lu Xiaobei to attack. Unexpectedly, a powerful impact rushed to his face, like a flame of fire, or a huge blow. Like the floods that hit us.

All he saw was that Wei Yuntong's body was blown away on the spot.

Wei Yuntong didn't even keep up with the howling, and was directly sent flying backwards by the huge impact.

Coincidentally, Wei Yuntong fell directly into the pigsty after being knocked into the air.

Rural people build houses with a relatively simple structure, and most housing structures, including courtyards, are similar.

The main room is also called the main room, usually three or five rooms. The older generation likes to build tile houses, while the younger generation likes bungalows.

In addition, there are three east rooms connected to the gate building with the main gate. The pots and tables are generally supported in the northeast corner, which is the so-called kitchen, and most of them are open-air.

There is usually a piece of land on the west side of the yard. Either grow some seasonal vegetables to eat fresh, or use this land to raise seedlings. Most of the seedlings in Beifeng City are taro seedlings.Seedlings are basically not raised in southern cities, because the food crops and cash crops grown in the north and the south are different.

There is a saying that the gate building is directly opposite to the gate wall, and the gate wall cannot be directly connected to the south wall. This is said, but the older generation said so, and the younger generation doesn't pay much attention to it.

A row of bamboo or some flowers and plants are planted in front of the entrance wall to meet the scene. Besides, the southwest corner is usually a hut, and pig pens or sheep pens are built along with the huts. The excrement outlet is connected with the huts.

If the running water pool is built in the yard, a south house will be built next to the wall on the south side. The south house will be used as a warehouse to store some agricultural tools or groceries. Some residents will also use the south house as a kitchen.

The structure of the houses is basically the same, and some wealthy residents are just two-story small western-style buildings. If they don't drink tap water, they dig their own wells.

If people from the city have been to the countryside, they will see the courtyards in the countryside basically like this, unless some young people directly design their own houses.

But he said that Wei Yuntong fell directly into the pigsty of Zhang Xiaofei's house. The pigsty in the countryside is not as luxurious as a pig farm, and the structure is also very simple.

There are two big pits, the upper pit and the lower pit. The upper pit is higher for pigs to sleep when they are full. The lower pit is a place for pigs to defecate, and pig excrement and urine are mixed together.

Farmers who pay attention to hygiene will add some sand and soil to the lower pit from time to time, and then dig it out directly when the excrement in the lower pit is very high.

However, this method is more troublesome, because it is necessary to often go into the pigsty to dig the manure.

So the smart people thought of building a large cesspool outside the courtyard wall, that is, behind the hut. Pig manure and human manure gathered in this large cesspool.

With the rise of biogas technology, some rural areas also use septic tanks to produce biogas for cooking at home.

To say that Wei Yuntong is also a bit of a loser, Zhang Xiaofei's pigsty has not taken care of it recently, and Wei Yuntong fell into the black pig manure all of a sudden.

This guy was covered in black pig manure, and when he struggled to get up, he stood in it disgustingly and vomited.

Woo wow wow, I threw up after a long meal, I vomited up all my breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Wei Yuntong, who was stinking all over his body, cried, and he was crying.

All the villagers watching in the yard burst into laughter. This guy probably won't be able to eat in the past few days.

(End of this chapter)