Peerless little Shennong

Chapter 786 Divine Calculation
"Slept soundly!" Xia Yu snorted coldly.

"It's okay!" Lu Xiaobei said drunkenly after being yelled at by his ears for the first time because he fell asleep.

"Why don't you two sleep again?" Xia Yu said with a sullen face.

"Farewell, if you sleep again, you should let us sleep on the podium!" Lu Xiaobei said with a laugh.

"If you dare to steal my lines, then you have to fulfill your wish and stand on the podium!" Xia Yu said with a big wave of his hand.

Liu Danan complained: "Brother Bei, you said that it's fine if you were caught sleeping, why are you arguing with the goddess class teacher?"

"Don't talk, I blame you!"

"Blame me?" Liu Danan said sadly.

"Why don't you let the air out?" Lu Xiaobei said with white eyes.

"I saw you sleeping so soundly, so I couldn't help it!"

"Can this thing be contagious?" Lu Xiaobei was amused by Liu Danan's words.

"What are you mumbling about? Hurry up!" Xia Yu kicked Lu Xiaobei from behind.

The two stood on the side of the podium, and Xia Yu returned to the podium with her hands behind her back.

On the desk were the results of the mock exam. She glanced at the students below, slammed the blackboard eraser and said, "Look at the results of your mock exam. None of you want to go to college, do you? You know how to sleep , if you can get into a good university by sleeping, then I will let you sleep every day, and no one will ask you to move the bed to the classroom!"

Of course, Xia Yu was talking about Liu Danan.

And although Lu Xiaobei slept in class, Mo did well in the mock exam this time.

This caught Xia Yu by surprise. She remembered that last time in the office this kid said that he would definitely get into the top ten. She never thought that he would do it so quickly.

"There are also some students whose nouns have dropped so quickly. What do you want to do? Do you really think you are a genius?" Xia Yu began to lecture. As a class teacher, she has this duty and responsibility to sound the alarm for the students.

The lecture lasted for 15 minutes, and then Xia Yu sent the report card.

She also brought the test papers, and found a few people in the front row to distribute the test papers of each subject.

Originally, the test papers of each subject should be brought and handed out by the teachers of each subject, but in order to make good use of her class, Xia Yu did this in advance.

Lu Xiaobei and Liu Danan didn't get the report card because they were standing on the podium, because the test papers distributed by the students were distributed to the seats.

"Mr. Xia, what place did I get in the exam?" Lu Xiaobei asked in a low voice.

"Stand still!" Xia Yu didn't answer Lu Xiaobei's question directly, but gave him a hard look.

"It must be in the top ten. I was quite comfortable when doing the questions." Lu Xiaobei said to himself.

Xia Yu suddenly became interested, she walked up to Lu Xiaobei and whispered, "Since you are so confident, then guess what number you are?"

"Is there a reward for guessing correctly?" Lu Xiaobei couldn't help but move his body forward, smelling the fragrance of the goddess head teacher.

"There are rewards! It depends on how sure you are of your grades!" Xia Yu said with a smile.

"Success, then I'll use my calculus ability to calculate a divination!" Lu Xiaobei started playing tricks.

"God's fortune teller? You're a big-headed ghost!" Xia Yu kicked Lu Xiaobei, the high-heeled kick really hurt, Xia Yu kicked Lu Xiaobei's knee.

This trick is Xia Yu's new trick, and it will definitely make the person kicked "forget about it".

"Kicking someone again!" Lu Xiaobei was really convinced, he really still remembered this trick.

"Let you sleep, kick you to death!" Xia Yu played petty temper.

"Well, good men don't fight with women! I've finished my calculations, and I think I should be able to take the first place in the exam!" Lu Xiaobei chuckled.

Xia Yu froze there suddenly, her wide eyes staring at Lu Xiaobei.

There was an unbelievable look in those eyes.

"How do you know number one?" Xia Yu asked in shock.

"I did the math! My hidden skill is a magic trick, how about I do the math for you?" Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.

"No, you must have read the report card in advance!" Xia Yu firmly did not believe in Lu Xiaobei's so-called magic calculation.

"Look at you, you don't believe me too much. Am I that kind of person? How can I read the report card when I stand on this podium?" Lu Xiaobei rolled his eyes.

Xia Yu really didn't know what to say?

Lu Xiaobei was really the number one in this mock test.

The last time there was a bet in the office, Lu Xiaobei also said that he could enter the top ten. Now he is not only the top ten, but also the first in the class, and even the top ten in the whole school.

You must know that the results of the key classes are basically the trend of the school's ranking for the entire third grade.

"You, you, you... you come to my office after class!" Xia Yu had to have a good talk with Lu Xiaobei.

Xia Yu returned to the general table and began to lecture again. The content of the lecture naturally revolved around the results of this mock exam.

Severely criticize those students whose grades have declined, and praise some students who have improved, the purpose of which is to focus on the college entrance examination.

This is the big task of the college entrance examination that determines the fate of many senior high school students.

Of course, Lu Xiaobei, who got first place in the exam this time, was regarded as a model.

On the one hand, Xia Yu blames, on the other hand, she praises.

But the students below were completely shocked.

How did they think that Lu Xiaobei, who couldn't see his shadow all day long, actually got the first place in the class. Could this be the legendary genius?
Even Liu Danan, who was punished for standing, was very excited when he heard the news, but at the same time he complained: "Brother Bei, you are too dishonest."

"What's wrong?"

"Why don't you copy your papers so well? I strongly request to copy your papers next time!" Liu Danan chuckled.

"Copy you big-headed ghost!" Lu Xiaobei didn't want to cheat in the exam.

A class was passed slowly by Xia Yu's pleasant voice. After class, Xia Yu waved to Lu Xiaobei, which meant the same as greeting the accompanying secretary.

Although the poor Lu Xiaobei got the first place in the class, he was punished to stand for a class.

Now after class, I still can't get a good rest, and I have to go to the head teacher's office to be scolded.

Xia Yu's office, familiar sofa, familiar scene.

Lu Xiaobei sat on the sofa familiarly.

"Who told you to sit?" Xia Yu stared.

"I've been standing for a class, are you trying to exhaust me?" Lu Xiaobei complained.

"What's wrong with standing for a class? Is it reasonable to sleep in class?" Xia Yuqi picked up a book and threw it at it.

"Look at you, Teacher Xia, I think you have PMS!" Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.

Xia Yuqiao blushed, but she had to admit the fact.

"How do you know?" Xia Yu really didn't understand this student.

"Forget it! My hidden skill is magic calculation, and I have never had room to use it!" Lu Xiaobei actually didn't count it, he saw it through perspective.

Following Xia Yu all the way to the office, looking at the goddess teacher's sexy and tactile beach buttocks, Lu Xiaobei couldn't resist the temptation and activated his see-through eyes.

So the situation under Xia Yu was clear at a glance.

It is not difficult to judge PMS, at least there is no bright red color on the equipment attached by Xia Yu, which is enough to show that Xia Yu has taken precautions in advance, and these two days are designated as the period when a woman feels uncomfortable in a month. A few days.

"You really know how to count?" Xia Yu seemed to be intimidated by Lu Xiaobei.

"Of course, does Teacher Xia need Xiaosheng to count? Is it marriage or fortune?" Lu Xiaobei said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)