Thick black school

Chapter 52
"He was born in Ziliujing, Fushun, Sichuan Province. He was born in the fifth year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty. He served in the education circle of Sichuan in the late Qing Dynasty. He worked with Zhang Liewu, Xie Yisheng and others in the national revolution. When the revolution succeeded, Zhang Liewu appointed him as Chongqing Guan supervised, but because it was a fat job, he was afraid of tarnishing his innocence, so he returned the commission. Later, he was reassigned to the director of the liquidation of official property, and he reluctantly accepted it because it was a hard job. But in the second year of the Republic of China, He asked himself to dismantle this organization, and he didn't even have to pay for it when he returned home. He borrowed 50 yuan from his fellow countryman Chen Jianren, and Chen wrote back the money with a poem saying: "50 yuan is not too much money. One slope after another.I will personally send it to you today, and I will send this song separately. " He got this poem, and immediately said: "Mr. Houhei has many crafts, even if the steamer rolls downhill (meaning the rice bowl is broken); pack up your bags and go back to the old nest, and keep the sandy nest with the fierce soil!" "His noble mind is comparable to Tao Yuanming; his laughing and cursing are all wonderful writings, and he is even comparable to Dongfang Manqian. In the early years of the Republic of China, he still served in the education circle of Sichuan Province. The graduation examination of the school students should be presided over by a government committee member. This is exactly the same as the current graduation examination. In the 14th year of the Republic of China, the students of the Shufu Lianli Middle School graduated. He was appointed as a member of the Wang Examination. Because he was very serious, the students hated him. , more than a dozen people went to beat him up, and cursed: "Look at you bastard, do you still want to take a strict test? He was lifted up, and he laughed loudly: "As long as you can't be beaten to death, you have to take the exam again!" "This kind of simplicity is considered outstanding even among the ancients! From this, we know that Mr. Zongwu is indeed a "caring man". Since his blood is warm, his heart is kind, and his eyes are bright, Therefore, I am really impatient and displeased with the flies and flies in the officialdom of the world. I am angry and turn to the invention of "Thick Black Studies", which means "singing wildly and crying". Those who read this book in the world, You should know the subtle meaning in it, so that you can live up to Mr. Zongwu's painstaking efforts.

Regarding the content of "Thick Heiology", most book lovers can read it in detail, and the master of Qiqinglou has a very concise exposition.The writing style is elegant and beautiful, which is enough for appreciation.In addition to the principles of Houhei School, there are also detailed rules for implementation, that is, to pass on and record the twelve-character formulas. In order to enable those who are interested in seeking officials to understand more deeply, and to fulfill Li's meaning of "the one who is holy at the time", the author Especially for the "Six New Laws of Seeking Officials" for thick black studies:

The first method, emptiness - the person who seeks an official, the first thing is to be 'empty'.Put everything aside and devote all your time to seeking officials.The author has a friend who asked Ye Chulan for something in the past, but because the request was too much, Mr. Chu could not agree.This man made time, whenever Mr. Chu went to work, he went to help Mr. Chu get off the sedan chair, and then made this request; when Mr. Chu got off work, he rushed to help him get off the sedan chair, and made this request again; Four times a day without interruption.Later, even when Elder Chu was entertaining outside, he found out in advance and rushed to serve him; Elder Chu was so annoyed and disturbed that he had no choice but to do what he asked for, so that he could achieve his goal.

The second method: tribute - "tribute" means drilling camp.The so-called "if there is a hole, it must be drilled, and every hole will be penetrated" is true.This is really the secret of seeking an official secret.There are a lot of people seeking official positions in our society, and there are also quite a few people seeking official positions.Our country's officialdom and other corporate organizations have always lacked the habit of openly seeking talents.Whoever strikes early and quickly will get a bargain.

There is a baby who has recently returned from the United States, who is an expert in this kind of "tribute" brand name.Before he went abroad, he was a nobody.Even after returning from the United States, there are so many gilded people in Taiwan, but he has no real talent or learning.But he was smooth sailing and skyrocketed.And often refurbished, sometimes going abroad, sometimes entering the country.In and out, everything is "law".It turns out that his ability is the word "gong".

The third method: Chong - "Chong" means "blowing cowhide" in Sichuan dialect, which is also the so-called "chong shell".The best way to brag in today's political arena, official circles, and government agencies is to brag about what you can do in the US allies.For example, do you know any important politicians (senators) or business tycoons (big rich old people) in the United States, and how they have methods.This is a wonderful method that cannot be verified for a while, but it can most arouse the "employer"'s whim, and pay attention to you.

What’s more, it’s just bragging about your relationship with the elders of the court, bragging about how you can do things in our Congress (legislation, supervision, and state affairs), how many committee members can be influenced by you, and how many representatives can listen to you. The person who wants to use you and give you an official job considers the use of you.

Fortunately, whether you really have such abilities is another matter.When someone fails the test, he has already made a decision. To put it bluntly, this is only a "stepping stone"; the subsequent use of it depends on your whole heart.

The fourth method: flattering - the word "holding" means flattering.If you don't like it, it's fine, and once you hold it, you will be flattered, and you will hold it in the hearts and assholes of adults in a considerate manner.If you make him smile and say nothing, and feel very comfortable, it will be considered interesting, but if you get on the horse's feet with a handful, it will be bad.It is not easy to serve the adults. You have to smile naturally, and talk speculatively, so that you can make the adults happy and satisfied.

The fifth law: Fear - use a means, to be effective, to use it properly, especially intimidation.For example, after you find out that the employer (a person with high position and power), there is corruption or other shady things, and you have solid evidence.Then, you can "slaughter". (If you can coerce this gentleman, he will do what you want him to do, and he can use it for a long time. If you ask for officials and money, you can do everything you want.)
However, you have to keep in mind a secret, you must give the gentleman face on the surface, and don't make him feel "what is there to be afraid of after this is the case", if that is the case, it will be bad.

The sixth method: Sending——Sending words seems easy, but it is very difficult to do it.What to send, when to send, and who to send, among them, people, things, time, and place, there is a lot of knowledge.If you don't study it well, it's tantamount to giving it away for nothing, and sometimes it may even arouse the disgust of adults and gentlemen.

Based on the author's shallow experience, there are a few secrets to the "send technique".For example, it is better to give someone you love than to send Mr. Adult himself.Like the first wife, the second wife, the third concubine, the fourth concubine, and the young lady and master, etc. This is more effective.For example, during the period of the enemy and the puppet regime, if some "seekers" wanted to meet "Chairman Wang", the first pass was to give gifts to Chen Bijun.

Another example is when adults and their beloved concubine are admiring chrysanthemums. At this time, if you can get two baskets of big crabs from Yangcheng Lake from Hong Kong, plus two cans of aged Zhuyeqing (one of the fine wines), imagine Mr. What will he think of you: This kid knows the fun, if the adults think about it, your kid's official can be obtained.

Mr. Yuanjun's "Six New Laws for Seeking Officials" of "Guanghou Black Studies" is naturally updated compared with Li Zongwu's old theory, and it is of great significance and value for the times.But its main spirit is still the same as Li's theory, there is no objection to it!Because the times are progressing, only the new science of foreign countries is making rapid progress, while China's thick black science is "responsible to all changes with the same", and "it will be legal for a hundred generations"!

However, today, there are also today's "patterns".In today's officialdom "appealing for an official", except for the high-level officials who regard the official as their lifelong career, the low-level or local officials have mostly adopted the modern "campaign" method.

For this reason, the editor specially introduces the "seven major methods of electioneering techniques" in the so-called "seeking for an official" method in the new era of the great era by the master of the blind donkey's temple:

The first type: alarmist type - this is the subtle psychology of the campaigners to use ordinary people to "sympathize with the weak".During the election period, colorful paper signs such as "rescue XXX", "XXX is in danger", "XXX is struggling alone", etc., made voters feel like "carrying the cross of public opinion". Shout out for votes.At this moment, Hua Yanfeng’s shoes have already been packed up, wearing cardigan underwear, and wearing pull-back sneakers, walking from door to door in the cold wind and drizzle, “please ask for help” Who doesn't feel sorry for me?
"The second style: sending hair, pigs, and flavors - taking advantage of the weakness of human nature to "exchange" votes with towels, pork, and seasonings. There is mutual benefit between the recipients. Once elected, the "hairy pig flavor" Of course, all the expenses can be "get" back within three years!
"The third type: internal promotion without avoiding relatives - a democratic county magistrate has this kind of independent courage. His wife is running for election, and the county magistrate Xin is running for the election. Accompany the prince, sit Cars with "public and private convenience" bowed and bowed to the people along the street. Don't say that this is an unnecessary "gift". The county magistrate's behavior of "unseen before" will "govern a family" in the future, just like "women's advocacy" Husband with"!

The fourth type: pretense ticket type-those who sell medicines must display Guandao, double swords, and three-section sticks to attract people; Huajie Liuxiang must have beautiful green lights; those who sell stinky tofu must be fried on the street Sell ​​it to show off its stink; it is no wonder that the campaign car will be equipped with brooms, dustpans, and cannons; such pretense always shocks and impresses passers-by.However, it would be even better if a sling could be installed on the car, with one end looped around the neck, to show the ambition of "if you are not elected, you will die with your life".

The fifth style: the benefit-saving treasury style-invite the folk "tycoon" to the restaurant, and when he leans on the jade and is full of yellow soup; immediately ask for influential support, and promise some kind of "thank you" after being elected.

The sixth type: Splitting up and running votes—the "black card" candidate acts in secret, pretending to be a candidate for another candidate in the same district.It's a "disservice" to step on two boats like this.After the votes are divided, they are transferred.This "secret tactic" relies entirely on duplicity and black market activities.If you are a little careless when you are on the move, there are too many people looking at you, and you show your feet, maybe you will "collapse" first!
Seventh: Dung beetle-spraying style-this is different from the "alarmist style". This is a language of mountains and does not need to be seen in words.When expressing "political opinions", be sure to express your slant, make generous statements, and act as if you are jealous.Zuo beat his chest and feet, foamed at the mouth, and claimed that after being elected, he would do what he would do. A group of people talked about politics and threw out "black hats" to provoke the pretext of "freedom".Make the masses bewildered, set up a rosin shelf of "dare to speak and dare to do", and lure voters into their shells! "

The above is from the public opinion representatives (members) of Baodao County and the democratic officials of the county and city in the great era of our new era.In addition to the above-mentioned "tricks" and "free elections" for non-party members and social sages, those in the party have the magic of "internal appointment" and "nomination" by party officials!The so-called "internal decision" refers to the body of "nomination"; "nomination" refers to the use of "internal decision".It is one in two, two in one, that is, it is still the "embedding method" of "writing notes to officials" in Li Zongwu's era.A gentleman who is an "official fan" wrote an article in the semi-monthly "Political Research" on "Nomination Studies", one of the official studies, and studied the knowledge and methods of modern officialdom in a clear and logical manner.Anyone who is "aspiring" to "apply for an official" in this new and great era, if they are not "non-party members" or "social sages", can use their brains and work hard on "nomination studies" , and figure out how to get Shangfeng to "mention" his "name" to be circled and internally determined, and then go through the superficial form of "democratic magic" (election) to complete this new scene of "seeking for an official" , "Give the Officer" a wonderful show!

Let's talk about the last tactic of Mr. Li Zongwu's "Twelve Characters of Begging to Be an Official", that is, the "Nong" tactic of "dragons come from thousands of miles, and holes form here"!
The so-called "getting" means "getting money", that is, "corruption and fraud" or "fraud and fraud".A certain Jugong, the trump card of today's officialdom, once said a famous saying that is still popular today: "I have been a military supply (official) for three years, and I will never be wronged!" Now it is inevitable to "make money" and "corruption".The words are not cloudy: "Being an official for thousands of miles is only for money." It also said: "Corruption is the foundation of being an official." It also said that "there are officials in the world who are all Moli". In fact, there is something to be said, and it is by no means a "bold assumption", nor is it a "loose talk" or "no aim".

Now we can draw a conclusion: at this time and here, if you want to "beg" and "become" an official, you can work hard on "nomination" and "corruption"! "Study out how to get "nominated" by the "big boss" for you, and explore how to be "corrupted" without "mistakes". All my officials and fans can learn from them! As for the "small skills", you still have to read Mr. Li Zongwu or Mr. Dean's formulas and understand them. New science in foreign countries is advancing rapidly.China's thick black school is to remain unchanged to respond to all changes, and it will be (and) legal for a hundred generations! "

In order to continue to complete the complete collection of academic papers, the "corruption studies" should have been developed.However, the editor has a sincere heart, and he does not want to do harm to the people with the so-called "corruption tactics" of the mouse-to-mouth style.There is no end to it, the collection of things contains three articles about corrupt officials.One is "foreseeing", that is, "new cartoons of corrupt officials in the nuclear age".One article is "retrospective" or "historical", that is, "Corrupt official capital, in Chinese history".In addition, it is "the pen of spring and autumn" or "educational", that is, "punishing corrupt officials".All three articles come from famous pens, so readers of this book can get some valuable enlightenment!The text is as follows:

New cartoons of corrupt officials in the nuclear age

Being an official, corrupting one's self, and enriching one's self, according to the principles of heaven and conscience, is by no means the "quintessence" of the ancient Chinese country, otherwise there would be no such legend below.

It is said that there was a foreign king who needed a huge amount of money in order to rectify national defense.But when he checked the empty treasury, he couldn't help being surprised, so he asked the prime minister: "Is it because the people's livelihood is dying and they can't pay taxes?"So the prime minister asked someone to fetch a piece of ice, and passed it one by one, and when it finally reached the king's hands, there was only a small amount of ice left.

"That's why the treasury is empty!" said the Prime Minister, pointing his hand.

"Oh!"

Corruption and selfishness have occurred from ancient to modern times, both at home and abroad.It is a dark spot on the sun, a haze in history, a weakness in human nature, and a boil in politics!And it also has a certain periodicity. Whenever the extravagant, flashy and decadent end of the century, corruption must become common, and the people will live in dire straits!Looking back, in history, during the Southern Dynasties, Southern Song Dynasty, Southern Ming Dynasty, late Qing Dynasty, and the 35th to 38th years of the Republic of China, could it be that officials were more ruthless than thieves, and people were poorer than ghosts!
After the filtering of time, it should be said that "officials are clean and capable, and the people are rich in wealth", right?In fact, this is not the case. The scum of corruption has not settled, but is still churning in the stream of time, parasitic in institutions that often deal with banknotes due to official duties.There are many ready-made examples in front of us: For example, the customs officers colluded with businessmen to stir up 130 tons of soybeans, 160 boxes of nylon yarn, and [-] boxes of nylon stockings. The details of the case have been reported in detail by various parties, officials, people, and newspapers run by them, so I won’t repeat them here.But after studying one by one by the author, I can't help being amazed at the corrupt officials' techniques, minds, and minds!It is already hot enough now, if the pattern is refurbished in the future, will it still be worth it?Therefore, regarding the face of this generation, in the "nuclear age" that people have entered, I specially made a novel cartoon for Ruo generation:

[-]. Brain—The brain power of corrupt officials is very elite. He can think of things that others can't think of.Therefore, the brains of corrupt officials in the nuclear age are undoubtedly particularly developed.It is predicted that the head of this generation will be split into two because one is not enough for use. At the same time, for the convenience of drilling and planning, its top must be pointed, and its shape is like the legendary Pangu's. The shape of the top of the head is like two hills.

[-]. Heart - the heart is as black as coal, which is a matter of course.

Three, face - as for the face.It must be rich in expression changes, making people hard to guard against. "Lao Xue'an Notes" stated: "Cai Yuandu is kind to guests, and he is called a smiling face Yasha." This is exactly the same as the corrupt officials who "see the money" and "the face is full of spring breeze". A pair of faces. According to Guo's biography: "A speaker has three sides to his head, and each has his own face, so he is called a man with three faces. Zigong once asked Confucius: "The ancient Yellow Emperor is surrounded by all sides, do you believe it?" "Although, believe it or not, a corrupt official in the nuclear age must be like a "thousand-faced fox" or a "many-faced actor". There is no doubt that it is as thick as a city wall.

[-]. Eyes—Speaking of eyes, a pair of eyes is certainly not enough for corrupt officials in the nuclear age.According to "Huainanzi", the pupil of "Shun Er" is called Chongming.Do things into law and words into words.And Cangjie's four pupils are called parallel clarity. "It can be seen that people who are "Chongming" and "Bingming" have great abilities. The science of the nuclear age is more advanced, and there will be more pairs of eyes on the heads of corrupt officials and the index fingers of the left and right hands. If you think about it on your pupils, you will be smart, and it is very convenient and exciting to aim at money to make money.

[-]. Nose - Besides the nose, it is counterproductive. It should not be too much, but the scope should be narrowed. Only one nostril is enough.Put it in the abalone place, and you won't smell the smell for a long time. The function of the nose is worse than before, and it should degenerate.According to Shan Hai Jing: "One arm of the country is in the north, one arm, one eye, and one nose, and you will not smell it for a long time. The function of the nose can already be seen from ancient times." There is a joke in Shi Shuo Xin Yu, It is said that not long after the general Wang Dun married the princess, he found dried dates in the lacquer box in the toilet, which were used to plug the nose, and Wang Dun ate one of them cleanly.This proves that the royal relatives in the court are afraid of bad smell when going to the toilet, so they must plug their noses with dates.If corrupt officials in the nuclear age can have no nose, they will be even less stinky.

[-]. Mouth—Huang Tingjian's poem says: "Swallow the four great seas in one gulp." In the past ten years, the current situation of corruption has emerged one after another, and the style of those corruption is quite similar to the current situation.Therefore, if the mouth is the mouth, it should be large but not appropriate, and the more the better.Because all corrupt officials who are good at spoiling public affairs and selfishness like to eat sweets, and even put on a face, when they expressly say no, they can also show off their magical powers with red envelopes, wine, and beauties.Therefore, once something happens, you should prepare more coquettish programs.Don't you see that corrupt officials and profiteers are now hooking up and going in and out of restaurants. Is it for no reason?It is said in the Tang book: "Those who have a tongue can eat it at a rate so that there will be no controversy."

[-]. Ears - It is said that Yu has three leaks, and Lao Tzu also has three doors, so he listens to the ears and hears the big.Xiao Ziliang has a saying in his ears, "Only the ear is to listen, and benevolence is to hear." It can be said that he only knows one, but not the other.As for the ancient high scholars, Xu was hired by Yao as the governor of Kyushu, and he heard about it badly, and washed his ears in the water.Wang Li was not an official, pretended to be crazy and deaf, and drew words every time he spoke.Corrupt officials in the nuclear age certainly do not agree with this method.Naturally, the public opinion of justice is turned a deaf ear.

(End of this chapter)