Survival Master of Wilderness Live
Chapter 300 Bump Man is Gay?
Chapter 300 Bump Man is Gay?
"If you are forced, you will be fined fifty fifty. Have you forgotten, Mr. Tiger?"
Hearing the words outside the door, Chen Hu was taken aback immediately, as if...as if...he had seen these words during the live broadcast.
"Ah Brother Big Mao?" Chen Hu tried to ask.
"Yes! I am Da Mao."
The man outside the door looked excited, while the other said anxiously:
"I'm Bumpman, Lord Tiger, your true fan!"
Fuck!Lao Tzu's true fans have all found Thailand?Chen Hu was also dumbfounded!Then he hesitated to open the door?After all, they are my true fans, so it's a bit unreasonable to shut them out.
But if they let it in, what if they plot something wrong?
Chen Hu's face was cloudy and cloudy, so it's no wonder he was there. Thinking about the fans of some celebrities, they chased stars to the point of madness.
In order to become an extra in the crew and meet their idols, male and female fans will do anything, spending money is only the first step, and even some hot-headed female fans will sleep with the director, the photographer and so on.
The old driver tells you that the chaos in the entertainment industry is beyond your imagination.
Although Chen Hu is not in the entertainment industry, the live broadcast has brought him great popularity. He originally planned to return to China and meet his fans in public. I found it.
"Master Tiger, why don't you speak?"
Hearing the voice outside the door, Chen Hu asked with a serious face through the door:
"You flew here from China to find me?"
He wasn't surprised why two people were looking for a place to stay. It was obvious that the room number was seen by the tourists during his live broadcast, and what Chen Hu cared about was whether the two of them flew over from China to find him.
Hearing Chen Hu's inquiry, someone outside the door immediately replied:
"Our company distributes benefits and organizes a seven-day trip to Thailand for outstanding employees. We got off the plane at eight o'clock. Da Mao and I knew that Lord Tiger was in this hotel, so we left the organization directly and came over."
Hearing that it was an impromptu idea, Chen Hu heaved a sigh of relief. It would be fatal if he made a special trip here, so he opened the door, only to see two young men, one fat and one thin, standing outside the door.
Among them, the fat man was wearing floral clothes, and he was so flirtatious, and he had a bumpy hairstyle, just like Beckham's, while the thin man looked like a fishing rod, with a very messy hairstyle. No hairstyle to speak of.
When the two saw Chen Hu wearing a bathrobe, they were immediately excited. Among them, the fat man asked:
"Master Tiger?"
Chen Hu nodded expressionlessly, and the next second the two of them were about to come forward for a big hug, but unexpectedly an obsidian dagger lay across his chest.
"I'm not gay." Chen Hu grumbled.
Seeing this, the two smiled awkwardly. The thin man looked at Chen Hu, and said:
"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect Mr. Tiger to look different from the live broadcast, but the real person is more handsome!"
I love to hear these words, Chen Hu finally smiled, and then let the two of them enter the room, and glanced at the door at the same time, and the fat man in floral clothes and shaving the rooster's head saw this, and immediately said:
"Master Tiger, don't worry, we are not being followed."
The thin man said viciously:
"If the mercenaries dare to come, the two of us will definitely help Lord Tiger beat them up!"
Chen Hu was also drunk. After closing the door, he looked at the fat man and asked:
"Are you Bumpman?"
The fat man was taken aback for a moment, but then he clutched his chest and said hurtfully:
"Master Tiger, I am Da Mao."
Chen Hu instantly petrified, with veins throbbing on his head, then looked at the two of them and asked:
"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"
The two quickly shook their heads, and then began to introduce their identities. The fat man's name was Mao Yu, and the skinny man's name was Ao Cheng. Among hundreds of surnames, there was also the word 'Ao'. ID card.
Well, Chen Hu has convinced these two guys, and Mao Yu and Ao Cheng are both from Yanjing, and they are also sales employees of a real estate company. They are not only colleagues, but also best friends.
Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help but nodded his head, while the big fat man Xiao Yu said:
"Master Tiger, we have applied for a seven-day visa, and this week, we are going to play tricks with you."
Ao Cheng also nodded and said:
"Yes! Don't look at us being fat and thin, but the fights are absolutely fierce! I have never lost since I was a child."
Apparently, the two had already decided to break away from the company's arrangement and had been playing with Chen Hu in Thailand for a week, but the words of these two live treasures made Chen Hu a little dumbfounded.
Can you refuse the request of a true fan?
"Alright then, the two of you will be my personal bodyguards for the next week." Chen Hu said with a smile.
Hearing this, Mao Yu and Ao Cheng immediately became excited, but it was too early for them to be happy, and Chen Hu said with a straight face:
"The ugly words are up front. When you follow me, you must not watch the live broadcast, let alone expose yourself as a tourist, understand?"
The two immediately nodded and said in unison:
"understand!"
Chen Hu nodded. If the other tourists in the live broadcast room knew that these two people came to him, he would bet that more and more true fans would come to the cliff in the future.
Mao Yu and Ao Cheng also knew about this, and of course they would not reveal their identities. Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help asking:
"You two, have you booked your room yet?"
"It's been booked early, it's next door to Master Hu." Ao Cheng said.
paralysis!These two guys have already planned it?Chen Hu was also sick, and then saw that the two of them didn't seem to have had dinner, so he asked again:
"Are you eating hotel food, or eating skewers and barbecue?"
"It's too late for dinner now, so of course we're going to have skewers!" Mao Yu laughed, and then asked his buddy Ao Cheng to go out to buy barbecue and beer.
Seeing this, Chen Hu was about to pay Ao Cheng, but the latter immediately went to the door, shook his head and said:
"Master Tiger, I have money!"
Well, Chen Hu can only say:
"Then you remember to buy more roasted kidneys, the tender ones."
"okay!"
Ao Cheng opened the door and walked out, but he was going to buy barbecue at the food stall on the street, but Mao Yu whispered to Chen Hu after seeing Ao Cheng leave:
"Master Tiger, let me tell you, Bump Man is a gay, you have to be careful of him!"
gay?Chen Hu was taken aback for a moment, but after seeing Da Mao's serious expression, he didn't look like a fake, so he nodded. People can't be judged by their appearance these days. I really didn't expect that Ao Cheng, who was as thin as a monkey, was actually gay.
Well, since Ao Cheng is gay, isn't Da Mao, who is his best friend...Chen Hu glanced at Mao Yu, then moved to one side, but regretted opening the door for these two guys in his heart.
I won't be raped tonight, right?
……
(End of this chapter)
"If you are forced, you will be fined fifty fifty. Have you forgotten, Mr. Tiger?"
Hearing the words outside the door, Chen Hu was taken aback immediately, as if...as if...he had seen these words during the live broadcast.
"Ah Brother Big Mao?" Chen Hu tried to ask.
"Yes! I am Da Mao."
The man outside the door looked excited, while the other said anxiously:
"I'm Bumpman, Lord Tiger, your true fan!"
Fuck!Lao Tzu's true fans have all found Thailand?Chen Hu was also dumbfounded!Then he hesitated to open the door?After all, they are my true fans, so it's a bit unreasonable to shut them out.
But if they let it in, what if they plot something wrong?
Chen Hu's face was cloudy and cloudy, so it's no wonder he was there. Thinking about the fans of some celebrities, they chased stars to the point of madness.
In order to become an extra in the crew and meet their idols, male and female fans will do anything, spending money is only the first step, and even some hot-headed female fans will sleep with the director, the photographer and so on.
The old driver tells you that the chaos in the entertainment industry is beyond your imagination.
Although Chen Hu is not in the entertainment industry, the live broadcast has brought him great popularity. He originally planned to return to China and meet his fans in public. I found it.
"Master Tiger, why don't you speak?"
Hearing the voice outside the door, Chen Hu asked with a serious face through the door:
"You flew here from China to find me?"
He wasn't surprised why two people were looking for a place to stay. It was obvious that the room number was seen by the tourists during his live broadcast, and what Chen Hu cared about was whether the two of them flew over from China to find him.
Hearing Chen Hu's inquiry, someone outside the door immediately replied:
"Our company distributes benefits and organizes a seven-day trip to Thailand for outstanding employees. We got off the plane at eight o'clock. Da Mao and I knew that Lord Tiger was in this hotel, so we left the organization directly and came over."
Hearing that it was an impromptu idea, Chen Hu heaved a sigh of relief. It would be fatal if he made a special trip here, so he opened the door, only to see two young men, one fat and one thin, standing outside the door.
Among them, the fat man was wearing floral clothes, and he was so flirtatious, and he had a bumpy hairstyle, just like Beckham's, while the thin man looked like a fishing rod, with a very messy hairstyle. No hairstyle to speak of.
When the two saw Chen Hu wearing a bathrobe, they were immediately excited. Among them, the fat man asked:
"Master Tiger?"
Chen Hu nodded expressionlessly, and the next second the two of them were about to come forward for a big hug, but unexpectedly an obsidian dagger lay across his chest.
"I'm not gay." Chen Hu grumbled.
Seeing this, the two smiled awkwardly. The thin man looked at Chen Hu, and said:
"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect Mr. Tiger to look different from the live broadcast, but the real person is more handsome!"
I love to hear these words, Chen Hu finally smiled, and then let the two of them enter the room, and glanced at the door at the same time, and the fat man in floral clothes and shaving the rooster's head saw this, and immediately said:
"Master Tiger, don't worry, we are not being followed."
The thin man said viciously:
"If the mercenaries dare to come, the two of us will definitely help Lord Tiger beat them up!"
Chen Hu was also drunk. After closing the door, he looked at the fat man and asked:
"Are you Bumpman?"
The fat man was taken aback for a moment, but then he clutched his chest and said hurtfully:
"Master Tiger, I am Da Mao."
Chen Hu instantly petrified, with veins throbbing on his head, then looked at the two of them and asked:
"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"
The two quickly shook their heads, and then began to introduce their identities. The fat man's name was Mao Yu, and the skinny man's name was Ao Cheng. Among hundreds of surnames, there was also the word 'Ao'. ID card.
Well, Chen Hu has convinced these two guys, and Mao Yu and Ao Cheng are both from Yanjing, and they are also sales employees of a real estate company. They are not only colleagues, but also best friends.
Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help but nodded his head, while the big fat man Xiao Yu said:
"Master Tiger, we have applied for a seven-day visa, and this week, we are going to play tricks with you."
Ao Cheng also nodded and said:
"Yes! Don't look at us being fat and thin, but the fights are absolutely fierce! I have never lost since I was a child."
Apparently, the two had already decided to break away from the company's arrangement and had been playing with Chen Hu in Thailand for a week, but the words of these two live treasures made Chen Hu a little dumbfounded.
Can you refuse the request of a true fan?
"Alright then, the two of you will be my personal bodyguards for the next week." Chen Hu said with a smile.
Hearing this, Mao Yu and Ao Cheng immediately became excited, but it was too early for them to be happy, and Chen Hu said with a straight face:
"The ugly words are up front. When you follow me, you must not watch the live broadcast, let alone expose yourself as a tourist, understand?"
The two immediately nodded and said in unison:
"understand!"
Chen Hu nodded. If the other tourists in the live broadcast room knew that these two people came to him, he would bet that more and more true fans would come to the cliff in the future.
Mao Yu and Ao Cheng also knew about this, and of course they would not reveal their identities. Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help asking:
"You two, have you booked your room yet?"
"It's been booked early, it's next door to Master Hu." Ao Cheng said.
paralysis!These two guys have already planned it?Chen Hu was also sick, and then saw that the two of them didn't seem to have had dinner, so he asked again:
"Are you eating hotel food, or eating skewers and barbecue?"
"It's too late for dinner now, so of course we're going to have skewers!" Mao Yu laughed, and then asked his buddy Ao Cheng to go out to buy barbecue and beer.
Seeing this, Chen Hu was about to pay Ao Cheng, but the latter immediately went to the door, shook his head and said:
"Master Tiger, I have money!"
Well, Chen Hu can only say:
"Then you remember to buy more roasted kidneys, the tender ones."
"okay!"
Ao Cheng opened the door and walked out, but he was going to buy barbecue at the food stall on the street, but Mao Yu whispered to Chen Hu after seeing Ao Cheng leave:
"Master Tiger, let me tell you, Bump Man is a gay, you have to be careful of him!"
gay?Chen Hu was taken aback for a moment, but after seeing Da Mao's serious expression, he didn't look like a fake, so he nodded. People can't be judged by their appearance these days. I really didn't expect that Ao Cheng, who was as thin as a monkey, was actually gay.
Well, since Ao Cheng is gay, isn't Da Mao, who is his best friend...Chen Hu glanced at Mao Yu, then moved to one side, but regretted opening the door for these two guys in his heart.
I won't be raped tonight, right?
……
(End of this chapter)
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