Rebirth of the mad doctor and businesswoman
1077 Chapter 4 It's so funny
1077 Chapter 4 It's so funny ([-])
With a flick of Yinhe, he hooked Zongzi's shriveled neck, pulled it hard, and with a bang, his head and body were separated, and he fell to the ground and twitched twice, completely dead.
"Smelly thing, how dare you hurt my aunt's little feet, I can't beat you to death." Hua Luo wrinkled her nose and scolded.
The boys who thought she was cute were all ashamed, how could this little girl be so fierce, and looking at the Milky Way Whip, it should be a treasure.
What the little girl said before was not nonsense, nor was it a fantasy, but that there are zombies and... ghosts in this world as described in novels!
Thinking of this, everyone feels bad.
They hadn't encountered them before, so it was simply that the tombs they dug were all small tombs, either poor people's tombs, small households' tombs, or rich households' tombs.
The tombs of the real princes and generals, but it is not their turn to come, so naturally they will not encounter such supernatural things.
"This armor is a product of 3000 years ago. It has been kept for so long. What a pity, what a pity." Curator Qi came down boldly when he saw that the monster was dead, and looked at the armor with distress.
Just when he was about to bend down to touch it, Hua Xi suddenly said: "Director Qi, if I were you, I wouldn't touch it. Not to mention that this thing was worn by this zombie, there was still black and smelly liquid flowing out just now. Come out, there is a kind of corpse insect in the black liquid. If it touches the flesh, it will be eaten by you soon. Besides, this thing is poisonous, very poisonous. It is corpse poison, and it will not be infected if it is contaminated. Zombies, but it's okay to be stiff for a few months!"
Curator Qi hesitated after hearing this, and at this moment, the headless zombie put his hands on the ground suddenly and moved, which made Curator Qi take several steps back with a pale face.
"Bang." The zombie fell down again, but Hua Luo laughed happily beside him.
Qiao Qingyan could also see that what happened just now was done by that little girl.
"Naughty." Yun Jue walked up to Hua Luo, rubbed her forehead lovingly, took Hua Luo's hand and walked to the door of the tomb. Because the zombie was in the way, she lifted her foot and kicked aside, turned to look Xiang Qiao Qingyan: "Master Qiao, is it easy to enter the tomb? Don't let the second sister show off in the tomb. We still have to do something. I just happened to refine a new poison recently. There is a lack of experimental subjects. No, I came to the pillow when I was sleepy, just to see if my poison is more powerful, or the zombie corpse poison is more powerful. I also just collect some zombie corpse poison and go back to study new poisons for fun.”
As soon as Yun Jue said this, many girls retreated again. Is this man playing drugs?
In this way, Yun Han and Hua Jin became the most normal.
"Go." Qiao Qingyan nodded, and also jumped down the pit. There were five people under him, including Qiao Qingyan and Yun Jue, making a total of eleven people.
"Junchen, surround this place, if this kind of monster comes out again, it will be killed!" Qiao Qingyan ordered, Junchen took orders, and soon anxious members guarded this place.
Before entering the tomb, Hua Xi looked back and said with a smile: "Remember the head, these things are already dead, and the brain is their most vulnerable place. You've seen zombie movies, it's similar to that."
"Oh, and, it's better not to dig here, even if there is a big treasure, don't dig it. To put it bluntly, archaeology is to contribute to the country. It is to reveal the secrets of people 3000 years ago. How is life, but just for your selfish desires, you want to explore other people's cemeteries and disturb their sleep. Is this really good? The general didn't want to prevent others from entering his tomb and stealing, so how could he let people set up formations and raise them? What about the corpse guarding your own private house? Everyone said, is that the reason?” After speaking, he blinked playfully, and many members of the archaeological team lowered their heads and thought to themselves.
I used to think that this was a very mysterious and sacred job, so what is the difference between them and grave robbers?
Tomb robbers sell money for cultural relics. They put cultural relics in the exhibition hall in order to find out how people lived when they were alive, but those things belong to the tomb owner.
Is it really okay if you have to dissect a corpse that is intact?
A few old professors were also lost in thought, and when they came back to their senses, they left without reconciliation.Thinking about it, after these talented young people cleared up some monsters, they went to the outside to explore and come out, which can be regarded as satisfying their curiosity.
Enter from the tomb door, go straight down, and pass three pits on the way. There are some animal corpses in it. It is estimated that it was buried in a sacrificial pit.
Going downhill to the end, there is a small square door, only two people can walk side by side, in front of the door is a bottle of tomb guard beast, which looks weird and terrifying.
Going into the small door, there are some murals around, which depict scenes of fighting on the battlefield. Qiao Qingyan didn't care to look at it. It doesn't mean that five people came here like shopping, and the five people commented as they walked.
"This general looks quite handsome, he is tall and looks very handsome in armor!" Hua Luo praised.
Hua Xi also nodded, and said: "Especially the appearance of riding a horse and holding a spear, it is even taller and more powerful."
"Are you here to rescue people or to visit graves?" Qiao Qingyan finally couldn't help frowning and turned around to ask. Hua Xi shrugged and said, "I have both. I told you everything, the next two Brother-in-law, don't worry, we are all cultivators, and our abilities are not too high, but now we are a little bit aggrieved, and our mother-in-law has sealed our cultivation base, saying that we will only release it after we find the real son (female) !"
Qiao Qingyan choked, if that was the case, would it still be possible for him and Hua'er.
For Hua'er, he can still be a little sloppy, but what if the future father-in-law disagrees?Then what's the use of his faceless face?
Or seeing his dark thoughts, Yun Han smiled and said: "Don't worry, second brother-in-law, you are the second sister's true son, but the second sister is not so easy to be dealt with, so you still have to work hard on your journey of chasing a wife. Since we showed our abilities in front of you, we didn't plan to hide it from you. Those people outside will forget about it in less than half an hour. Of course, your subordinates won't, after all, they still need to guard. It’s a mess, don’t lose your life when the time comes.”
Qiao Qingyan nodded, her complexion improved a lot, and Qian Ke and others who came along pretended not to hear, anyway, as long as the boss is happy, it doesn't matter whether the sister-in-law has magical powers in cultivation or an ordinary little girl.
"Something is coming." After reading the mural, the thing finally crawled over, Yun Jue said easily and charmingly.
"I'll go, what the hell, is there anything else in this general's tomb?" Hua Xi cursed when she saw what was there. It was a fat white insect repellent, as big as a buffalo, and it was disgusting as hell. There were sharp teeth in the big open mouth, and there was some yellow mucus on the corner of the mouth, Hua Xi suddenly felt bad.
(End of this chapter)
With a flick of Yinhe, he hooked Zongzi's shriveled neck, pulled it hard, and with a bang, his head and body were separated, and he fell to the ground and twitched twice, completely dead.
"Smelly thing, how dare you hurt my aunt's little feet, I can't beat you to death." Hua Luo wrinkled her nose and scolded.
The boys who thought she was cute were all ashamed, how could this little girl be so fierce, and looking at the Milky Way Whip, it should be a treasure.
What the little girl said before was not nonsense, nor was it a fantasy, but that there are zombies and... ghosts in this world as described in novels!
Thinking of this, everyone feels bad.
They hadn't encountered them before, so it was simply that the tombs they dug were all small tombs, either poor people's tombs, small households' tombs, or rich households' tombs.
The tombs of the real princes and generals, but it is not their turn to come, so naturally they will not encounter such supernatural things.
"This armor is a product of 3000 years ago. It has been kept for so long. What a pity, what a pity." Curator Qi came down boldly when he saw that the monster was dead, and looked at the armor with distress.
Just when he was about to bend down to touch it, Hua Xi suddenly said: "Director Qi, if I were you, I wouldn't touch it. Not to mention that this thing was worn by this zombie, there was still black and smelly liquid flowing out just now. Come out, there is a kind of corpse insect in the black liquid. If it touches the flesh, it will be eaten by you soon. Besides, this thing is poisonous, very poisonous. It is corpse poison, and it will not be infected if it is contaminated. Zombies, but it's okay to be stiff for a few months!"
Curator Qi hesitated after hearing this, and at this moment, the headless zombie put his hands on the ground suddenly and moved, which made Curator Qi take several steps back with a pale face.
"Bang." The zombie fell down again, but Hua Luo laughed happily beside him.
Qiao Qingyan could also see that what happened just now was done by that little girl.
"Naughty." Yun Jue walked up to Hua Luo, rubbed her forehead lovingly, took Hua Luo's hand and walked to the door of the tomb. Because the zombie was in the way, she lifted her foot and kicked aside, turned to look Xiang Qiao Qingyan: "Master Qiao, is it easy to enter the tomb? Don't let the second sister show off in the tomb. We still have to do something. I just happened to refine a new poison recently. There is a lack of experimental subjects. No, I came to the pillow when I was sleepy, just to see if my poison is more powerful, or the zombie corpse poison is more powerful. I also just collect some zombie corpse poison and go back to study new poisons for fun.”
As soon as Yun Jue said this, many girls retreated again. Is this man playing drugs?
In this way, Yun Han and Hua Jin became the most normal.
"Go." Qiao Qingyan nodded, and also jumped down the pit. There were five people under him, including Qiao Qingyan and Yun Jue, making a total of eleven people.
"Junchen, surround this place, if this kind of monster comes out again, it will be killed!" Qiao Qingyan ordered, Junchen took orders, and soon anxious members guarded this place.
Before entering the tomb, Hua Xi looked back and said with a smile: "Remember the head, these things are already dead, and the brain is their most vulnerable place. You've seen zombie movies, it's similar to that."
"Oh, and, it's better not to dig here, even if there is a big treasure, don't dig it. To put it bluntly, archaeology is to contribute to the country. It is to reveal the secrets of people 3000 years ago. How is life, but just for your selfish desires, you want to explore other people's cemeteries and disturb their sleep. Is this really good? The general didn't want to prevent others from entering his tomb and stealing, so how could he let people set up formations and raise them? What about the corpse guarding your own private house? Everyone said, is that the reason?” After speaking, he blinked playfully, and many members of the archaeological team lowered their heads and thought to themselves.
I used to think that this was a very mysterious and sacred job, so what is the difference between them and grave robbers?
Tomb robbers sell money for cultural relics. They put cultural relics in the exhibition hall in order to find out how people lived when they were alive, but those things belong to the tomb owner.
Is it really okay if you have to dissect a corpse that is intact?
A few old professors were also lost in thought, and when they came back to their senses, they left without reconciliation.Thinking about it, after these talented young people cleared up some monsters, they went to the outside to explore and come out, which can be regarded as satisfying their curiosity.
Enter from the tomb door, go straight down, and pass three pits on the way. There are some animal corpses in it. It is estimated that it was buried in a sacrificial pit.
Going downhill to the end, there is a small square door, only two people can walk side by side, in front of the door is a bottle of tomb guard beast, which looks weird and terrifying.
Going into the small door, there are some murals around, which depict scenes of fighting on the battlefield. Qiao Qingyan didn't care to look at it. It doesn't mean that five people came here like shopping, and the five people commented as they walked.
"This general looks quite handsome, he is tall and looks very handsome in armor!" Hua Luo praised.
Hua Xi also nodded, and said: "Especially the appearance of riding a horse and holding a spear, it is even taller and more powerful."
"Are you here to rescue people or to visit graves?" Qiao Qingyan finally couldn't help frowning and turned around to ask. Hua Xi shrugged and said, "I have both. I told you everything, the next two Brother-in-law, don't worry, we are all cultivators, and our abilities are not too high, but now we are a little bit aggrieved, and our mother-in-law has sealed our cultivation base, saying that we will only release it after we find the real son (female) !"
Qiao Qingyan choked, if that was the case, would it still be possible for him and Hua'er.
For Hua'er, he can still be a little sloppy, but what if the future father-in-law disagrees?Then what's the use of his faceless face?
Or seeing his dark thoughts, Yun Han smiled and said: "Don't worry, second brother-in-law, you are the second sister's true son, but the second sister is not so easy to be dealt with, so you still have to work hard on your journey of chasing a wife. Since we showed our abilities in front of you, we didn't plan to hide it from you. Those people outside will forget about it in less than half an hour. Of course, your subordinates won't, after all, they still need to guard. It’s a mess, don’t lose your life when the time comes.”
Qiao Qingyan nodded, her complexion improved a lot, and Qian Ke and others who came along pretended not to hear, anyway, as long as the boss is happy, it doesn't matter whether the sister-in-law has magical powers in cultivation or an ordinary little girl.
"Something is coming." After reading the mural, the thing finally crawled over, Yun Jue said easily and charmingly.
"I'll go, what the hell, is there anything else in this general's tomb?" Hua Xi cursed when she saw what was there. It was a fat white insect repellent, as big as a buffalo, and it was disgusting as hell. There were sharp teeth in the big open mouth, and there was some yellow mucus on the corner of the mouth, Hua Xi suddenly felt bad.
(End of this chapter)
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