The ultimate monster king
Chapter 1 It's Too Careless
Chapter 1 It's Too Careless
"Look and see, today the half-immortal came to the bridge, for minor abdominal pains and headaches, for serious and intractable ailments, the half-immortal medicine can cure them, men can't find the half-immortal, and women can find the half-immortal if they have menstrual pain!
If you are not lucky, you will find a half-immortal, if you get promoted and get rich, you must find a half-immortal. Today, the half-immortal accumulates Yin virtue and does not need money for medical treatment, and fortune-telling does not require money! "
In Jiang City, on a bridge that is more than 600 meters long, a young man dressed poorly, with a pair of flip-flops on his feet, was calling.
The young man's name is Lin Hao. He has no serial number and no files in the special warfare military region. He is doing the most dangerous missions and often travels between life and death. The captain of the Ghost Blade team, Ghost Blade!
Now because of a special mission, he came to Jiang City to perform the mission.
Lin Hao is handsome and compelling, his eyes are aiming randomly, and he is chanting 34B! 36D! 38...
Anyone who understands the anatomy of male and female bodies will know what this young man is talking about.
When Lin Hao was paying attention to a 36D, he found that the 36D was getting closer and closer. When Lin Hao was puzzled, the 36D disappeared in an instant, and what came into his eyes was an exquisite face that made Lin Hao almost scream.
nice!So beautiful!
It's so beautiful that it makes people suffocate, it's so beautiful that people can't feel profane, it's so beautiful that countless women feel ashamed!
Lin Hao swallowed a mouthful of saliva dryly, suppressed the surprise in his heart, and looked at the alluring woman in front of him with a flat face. The surface was flat, but Lin Hao's peripheral vision was exposed at the bottomless groove!
A sentence popped up in Lin Hao's mind, if there is a ditch, there will be fire!
"Are you really capable of anything?" The cold voice sounded, the voice was very nice, like the breeze blowing, and listening to the small bridge and flowing water made people feel comfortable.
"Naturally! This half-immortal has been known for 5000 years and has been known for 5000 years. He has also learned the medical skills of Hua Tuo and Bian Que, the medical sage. It is a living dictionary of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic and Compendium of Materia Medica. There is no disease in this world that I cannot cure. There is nothing I can't count.
Now I have calculated something on you. You feel that I am bragging in your heart, and you are ready to turn around and leave. Am I right? "Lin Hao said arrogantly, with an unfathomable attitude.
The cold expression on the girl's face froze, she really didn't expect Lin Hao to have a few strokes!
Seeing the face of the girl in Qingcheng changed, Lin Hao continued: "I not only know what you were thinking just now, but also what your name is and where you work, do you believe it or not?"
The Qingcheng girl shook her head, if Lin Hao could even count on this, then she really believed that Lin Hao was a half-immortal!
Seeing that the girl in Qingcheng didn't believe it, Lin Hao said indifferently: "Your Chinese name is Liu Hanyun, and your English name is Lisan. Now you are an employee of Tianyu International Corporation in Yangshi. Am I right?"
The body of the Qingcheng woman was trembling, not because of anything else, but because everything Lin Hao said was true. Could it be that the person in front of him was wearing a pair of flip-flops and cheap clothes.
Even the fortune-telling signs are written on the ground with chalk. Is he really the legendary expert?
Then, if this expert does the math for himself, there will be no harm at all!
"Continue!" Liu Hanyun's tone was lukewarm, with the arrogance of rejecting people thousands of miles away, and said two words coldly.
If the staff of Tianyu Multinational Company knew that the company's ice and snow female president would talk so much to the fortune teller, they would be so surprised that their eyeballs would fall to the ground.
Lin Hao looked straight at Liu Hanyun, and said, "Put out your hand, men left and women right!"
Liu Hanyun raised her eyebrows lightly, but she still stretched out her right hand to Lin Hao. These are extremely beautiful jade hands. Every finger is carved like white jade. Both the lines and the skin are perfect!
Reaching out to grab Liu Hanyun's jade hand, Lin Hao's heart was excited, Nima himself didn't have this kind of treatment in the deep mountains and old forests, except for that old man who accompanied him, it was snakes, rats, rats and ants!
How could those ghost things compare to this delicate little lady, Lin Hao's heart was full of joy, and his hands kept moving on Liu Hanyun's jade hands, feeling the slipperiness.
"Have you touched enough?!" A cold voice sounded, like a cold wind blowing in the twelfth lunar month.
"No, I can't touch it enough in a lifetime..., uh..." Before Lin Hao could react, he had already replied, and then the jade hand disappeared!
After raising his head, Lin Hao saw Liu Hanyun with an angry face, and then Liu Hanyun slapped Lin Hao, cursing Lin Hao's shameless words in his mouth.
Who is Ke Linhao?He caught mice at the age of three, fought poisonous snakes at the age of seven, and dared to fight adult wild boars at the age of 12.
It's not easy for a delicate beauty to slap him!
Snapped!
A clear voice sounded, but Liu Hanyun's jade hand didn't hit Lin Hao's face, but hit Lin Hao's pouting buttocks.
Lin Hao grinned: "If you spank me, calm down! It's not that Banxian deliberately took advantage of you, it's really hard to say some words.
If you really want me to say it, I can only say that your mother... is gone..."
Originally, when Liu Hanyun raised her jade hand, she was about to blurt out the word hooligan, and then continued to lash at Lin Hao, but she stopped.
Gone... Lin Hao actually said that her mother was gone!
But is Lin Hao wrong?No!
What Lin Hao said was not wrong. Her mother was indeed gone. Today is her mother's memorial day. After paying homage to her mother in the nearby cemetery, she wanted to go for a walk alone to relax, so she got on the bridge without knowing it.
Then I met Lin Hao, and I asked Lin Hao out of curiosity, but I didn't expect Lin Hao to be such a master!
"Are you sure? I said I'm not taking advantage of you, but I'm trying to tell your fortune. Since I've calculated the labor fee of 500 yuan, thank you!" Lin Hao glanced at Liu Hanyun's work card that fell on the ground, and stretched out his right hand calmly. Ask Liu Hanyun for a fortune-telling fee.
"I...I didn't bring cash, can I pay by card?" Liu Hanyun believed Lin Hao's words, and felt that 500 yuan was not wronged.
"Swiping the card is definitely not enough. I just came out of the mountains not long ago. I don't have a card or a mobile phone. I only accept cash for transactions. What do you do if you don't have money? It's a waste of expression.
I don't care so much, don't think that you can get credit because you are a beauty, if you really have no money, there is no way, I can reluctantly suffer some blood loss, and let you accompany me for a while, how about it? "Lin Hao had a smirk on his face, 36D...
Snapped!
Another crisp sound sounded, and Liu Hanyun slapped Lin Hao's ass again...
The angry Liu Hanyun stomped her feet angrily, striding forward, Lin Hao wanted to catch up and ask for money, but seeing that he was surrounded by many people, he quickly sat back and said loudly: "The half-immortal is here, it's a rare opportunity!
Intractable diseases, future love can be counted, five hundred children's sisters-in-law at a time only accept cash! "
The onlookers looked at Lin Hao with contempt, then turned and left. At this moment, Lin Hao let out a strange cry, and actually jumped over the heads of the onlookers and rushed towards Liu Hanyun who was standing by the bridge.
I saw Lin Hao yelling: "Don't be too hard on beautiful women! Ants still steal their lives, let alone your life is ten times more precious than an ant's!"
Liu Hanyun was in a bad mood and wanted to stand on the side to blow some air. It just so happened that the fence at this location was broken and hadn't been repaired. After Lin Hao yelled, she turned around and saw Lin Hao chasing him, thinking it was Lin Hao who wanted to Ask her for money.
I panicked, staggered, and then... my body fell into the river!
"Oh, I'm going! I told you not to commit suicide, you are too careless a girl!" After a few steps, Lin Hao rushed to the place where Liu Hanyun fell into the water, and Lin Hao threw himself towards Jiang He, cursing...
(End of this chapter)
"Look and see, today the half-immortal came to the bridge, for minor abdominal pains and headaches, for serious and intractable ailments, the half-immortal medicine can cure them, men can't find the half-immortal, and women can find the half-immortal if they have menstrual pain!
If you are not lucky, you will find a half-immortal, if you get promoted and get rich, you must find a half-immortal. Today, the half-immortal accumulates Yin virtue and does not need money for medical treatment, and fortune-telling does not require money! "
In Jiang City, on a bridge that is more than 600 meters long, a young man dressed poorly, with a pair of flip-flops on his feet, was calling.
The young man's name is Lin Hao. He has no serial number and no files in the special warfare military region. He is doing the most dangerous missions and often travels between life and death. The captain of the Ghost Blade team, Ghost Blade!
Now because of a special mission, he came to Jiang City to perform the mission.
Lin Hao is handsome and compelling, his eyes are aiming randomly, and he is chanting 34B! 36D! 38...
Anyone who understands the anatomy of male and female bodies will know what this young man is talking about.
When Lin Hao was paying attention to a 36D, he found that the 36D was getting closer and closer. When Lin Hao was puzzled, the 36D disappeared in an instant, and what came into his eyes was an exquisite face that made Lin Hao almost scream.
nice!So beautiful!
It's so beautiful that it makes people suffocate, it's so beautiful that people can't feel profane, it's so beautiful that countless women feel ashamed!
Lin Hao swallowed a mouthful of saliva dryly, suppressed the surprise in his heart, and looked at the alluring woman in front of him with a flat face. The surface was flat, but Lin Hao's peripheral vision was exposed at the bottomless groove!
A sentence popped up in Lin Hao's mind, if there is a ditch, there will be fire!
"Are you really capable of anything?" The cold voice sounded, the voice was very nice, like the breeze blowing, and listening to the small bridge and flowing water made people feel comfortable.
"Naturally! This half-immortal has been known for 5000 years and has been known for 5000 years. He has also learned the medical skills of Hua Tuo and Bian Que, the medical sage. It is a living dictionary of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic and Compendium of Materia Medica. There is no disease in this world that I cannot cure. There is nothing I can't count.
Now I have calculated something on you. You feel that I am bragging in your heart, and you are ready to turn around and leave. Am I right? "Lin Hao said arrogantly, with an unfathomable attitude.
The cold expression on the girl's face froze, she really didn't expect Lin Hao to have a few strokes!
Seeing the face of the girl in Qingcheng changed, Lin Hao continued: "I not only know what you were thinking just now, but also what your name is and where you work, do you believe it or not?"
The Qingcheng girl shook her head, if Lin Hao could even count on this, then she really believed that Lin Hao was a half-immortal!
Seeing that the girl in Qingcheng didn't believe it, Lin Hao said indifferently: "Your Chinese name is Liu Hanyun, and your English name is Lisan. Now you are an employee of Tianyu International Corporation in Yangshi. Am I right?"
The body of the Qingcheng woman was trembling, not because of anything else, but because everything Lin Hao said was true. Could it be that the person in front of him was wearing a pair of flip-flops and cheap clothes.
Even the fortune-telling signs are written on the ground with chalk. Is he really the legendary expert?
Then, if this expert does the math for himself, there will be no harm at all!
"Continue!" Liu Hanyun's tone was lukewarm, with the arrogance of rejecting people thousands of miles away, and said two words coldly.
If the staff of Tianyu Multinational Company knew that the company's ice and snow female president would talk so much to the fortune teller, they would be so surprised that their eyeballs would fall to the ground.
Lin Hao looked straight at Liu Hanyun, and said, "Put out your hand, men left and women right!"
Liu Hanyun raised her eyebrows lightly, but she still stretched out her right hand to Lin Hao. These are extremely beautiful jade hands. Every finger is carved like white jade. Both the lines and the skin are perfect!
Reaching out to grab Liu Hanyun's jade hand, Lin Hao's heart was excited, Nima himself didn't have this kind of treatment in the deep mountains and old forests, except for that old man who accompanied him, it was snakes, rats, rats and ants!
How could those ghost things compare to this delicate little lady, Lin Hao's heart was full of joy, and his hands kept moving on Liu Hanyun's jade hands, feeling the slipperiness.
"Have you touched enough?!" A cold voice sounded, like a cold wind blowing in the twelfth lunar month.
"No, I can't touch it enough in a lifetime..., uh..." Before Lin Hao could react, he had already replied, and then the jade hand disappeared!
After raising his head, Lin Hao saw Liu Hanyun with an angry face, and then Liu Hanyun slapped Lin Hao, cursing Lin Hao's shameless words in his mouth.
Who is Ke Linhao?He caught mice at the age of three, fought poisonous snakes at the age of seven, and dared to fight adult wild boars at the age of 12.
It's not easy for a delicate beauty to slap him!
Snapped!
A clear voice sounded, but Liu Hanyun's jade hand didn't hit Lin Hao's face, but hit Lin Hao's pouting buttocks.
Lin Hao grinned: "If you spank me, calm down! It's not that Banxian deliberately took advantage of you, it's really hard to say some words.
If you really want me to say it, I can only say that your mother... is gone..."
Originally, when Liu Hanyun raised her jade hand, she was about to blurt out the word hooligan, and then continued to lash at Lin Hao, but she stopped.
Gone... Lin Hao actually said that her mother was gone!
But is Lin Hao wrong?No!
What Lin Hao said was not wrong. Her mother was indeed gone. Today is her mother's memorial day. After paying homage to her mother in the nearby cemetery, she wanted to go for a walk alone to relax, so she got on the bridge without knowing it.
Then I met Lin Hao, and I asked Lin Hao out of curiosity, but I didn't expect Lin Hao to be such a master!
"Are you sure? I said I'm not taking advantage of you, but I'm trying to tell your fortune. Since I've calculated the labor fee of 500 yuan, thank you!" Lin Hao glanced at Liu Hanyun's work card that fell on the ground, and stretched out his right hand calmly. Ask Liu Hanyun for a fortune-telling fee.
"I...I didn't bring cash, can I pay by card?" Liu Hanyun believed Lin Hao's words, and felt that 500 yuan was not wronged.
"Swiping the card is definitely not enough. I just came out of the mountains not long ago. I don't have a card or a mobile phone. I only accept cash for transactions. What do you do if you don't have money? It's a waste of expression.
I don't care so much, don't think that you can get credit because you are a beauty, if you really have no money, there is no way, I can reluctantly suffer some blood loss, and let you accompany me for a while, how about it? "Lin Hao had a smirk on his face, 36D...
Snapped!
Another crisp sound sounded, and Liu Hanyun slapped Lin Hao's ass again...
The angry Liu Hanyun stomped her feet angrily, striding forward, Lin Hao wanted to catch up and ask for money, but seeing that he was surrounded by many people, he quickly sat back and said loudly: "The half-immortal is here, it's a rare opportunity!
Intractable diseases, future love can be counted, five hundred children's sisters-in-law at a time only accept cash! "
The onlookers looked at Lin Hao with contempt, then turned and left. At this moment, Lin Hao let out a strange cry, and actually jumped over the heads of the onlookers and rushed towards Liu Hanyun who was standing by the bridge.
I saw Lin Hao yelling: "Don't be too hard on beautiful women! Ants still steal their lives, let alone your life is ten times more precious than an ant's!"
Liu Hanyun was in a bad mood and wanted to stand on the side to blow some air. It just so happened that the fence at this location was broken and hadn't been repaired. After Lin Hao yelled, she turned around and saw Lin Hao chasing him, thinking it was Lin Hao who wanted to Ask her for money.
I panicked, staggered, and then... my body fell into the river!
"Oh, I'm going! I told you not to commit suicide, you are too careless a girl!" After a few steps, Lin Hao rushed to the place where Liu Hanyun fell into the water, and Lin Hao threw himself towards Jiang He, cursing...
(End of this chapter)
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