delicious little cook

Chapter 1028 Bad Mood

"No one is driving you away, if you can't move for the time being, you can't move."

Gu Yun tried his best to tense his facial muscles, not to smile too complacently.

"gloat?"

Bai Kou glanced over with malicious eyes.

"be honest."

Gu Yun tore Bai Kou's hands off his face, and kissed her fingers one by one, trying to make himself look sincere instead of hungry and thirsty for a full meal.

If Bai Kou couldn't see the green light in Gu Yun's eyes, she would be really blind, but she still withdrew her hand with a hard heart, and then pulled the flesh on Gu Yun's face with both hands to the sides.

"Look at how fat you are, what kind of bullshit beauty tricks are you still playing in front of me! Where is your beauty, you!"

The word fat is Gu Yun's biggest culprit these days. Not only Bai Kou said so, but his mother also despises it, but he just doesn't understand why it's easy to get fat but hard to lose weight.

"I've lost weight, my body circumference is really small, and I don't know why the flesh on my face can't go down." Gu Yun screamed after being pinched, Bai Kou really didn't show mercy at all.

"Then I don't care. You ate the meat yourself, so you have to solve it yourself."

"Accommodating?"

"No." Bai Kou spoke uprightly, and there was no room for bargaining.

"Why do you hate the fat man so much? I won't believe the nonsense reason that the fat man is not physically strong. You have to give me a convincing reason."

"Men don't live as long as women, so there are always more widows than widowers in this world, do you agree?"

"Approval."

"Fat people are weak and short of breath, seriously affecting Yangshou, do you agree?"

"Approval."

"Are you a man?"

"Of course I'm a man!"

"Are you fat?"

"Not fat enough to be weak and short of breath!"

"If you don't control your weight now, will you keep getting fat as you grow older?"

"It's possible." Gu Yun began to feel guilty.

"Will the combination of these three aspects make your life, which is not much in the first place, drop down?"

"While talking, I am facing the situation of premature death?!"

"Are you the heir apparent of the imperial court?"

"Of course!" Gu Yun was very proud.

"Your young lady will also become a First-Class Lady registered in the imperial court?"

"definitely!"

"So once you die young, your wife can only stay alone for the rest of her life and cannot remarry?"

"What?!" Gu Yun's expression changed drastically, "You still want to remarry?!"

"There must be a way out for everything!" Bai Kou patted Gu Yun's shoulder, speaking earnestly, "Your wife is dead, you can marry a new wife, but you are dead, but the widow can't remarry, do you think it's fair? "

"Wives registered in the imperial court cannot remarry, this is the law!"

"That's right, it's the law, so it's good not to step into the confines of this law." Bai Kou patted Gu Yun on the shoulder hard three times, then slid off his knee and turned around. Nou smiled, "Understood?"

Gu Yun's face was livid, he stood up awkwardly, lifted his legs and walked away.

After arriving at the front yard, he met Gong Changji who was walking towards the inner house. Seeing Gu Yun's ugly expression, he was a little surprised, so he called him to stop.

"Hey, why is our number one scholar so unhappy?"

"Hurry up, go home and lose weight." Gu Yun's voice was hard.

"You said this from last year to this year."

Gu Yun's breath stagnated, and he glared at Gong Zhangji, "I have no time to talk to you."

The palace chief scratched his head in puzzlement, and went back to the inner house to tell his wife about it. The couple were sure that it was stimulated by Bai Kou, but for weight loss, Gu Yun suffered more than once or twice. It was exciting, but today it seemed to be more exciting, so Ning Peilan agreed to ask Bai Kou about it.

After returning home, Gu Yun took off his coat and went to the courtyard to practice boxing. He had a fierce expression on his face, and none of the maids dared to ask. In the end, it was the girl from Jichengtang who came to invite the son to Rong Entang for dinner. Yun went back to the bedroom to clean himself up, and then went to Jicheng Hall to meet his parents and brother.

Mrs. Gu saw the eldest son's complexion, so she couldn't help teasing him.

"What's the matter? Why is the champion of our family so unhappy? I heard that he was still practicing boxing just now? Is this because he wants to change careers?"

"It's nothing, just move your body." Bai Kou's words sounded like a lightning strike to Gu Yun's ears. He hasn't recovered yet, but he finally knows the reason why Bai Kou hates Fatty so much.

"Is it time to move your body?"

"Oh, to lose weight."

"Oh, it turned out that I was stimulated by Bai Kou, but it's also true. The speed at which you gain weight is too scary. If you don't control it, you may become as fat as Gu Shuo."

"Then I shall die young."

"Oh, then the orphans and widows will be left to live alone, what a pity." Mrs. Gu pretended to wipe away tears that didn't exist at all.

"Mother, today I won the first prize, can you say something nice? Don't hit me like Bai Kou!" Gu Yun stomped his feet repeatedly.

"Last year you were the No. [-] son of the capital, and now King Qing has taken your title. Mother can't even say a few words? You are so fat that you ate it all by yourself. Who is to blame? Don't you blame yourself? "Speaking of this, Mrs. Gu's resentment seemed to be real, and Gu Yun even took a step back in fright.

"Mom, don't you also like fat people?!" Gu Yun keenly grasped a glimmer of understanding.

"Of course, otherwise, how do you think your father got his figure? His two younger brothers are both fatter than him." Mrs. Gu was triumphant.

"But my dad doesn't seem to eat less meat."

"Hmph, son, you are already this old, mother will tell you the essence of life."

"What is it?"

"Men are for use. They are so-called daily necessities. Mother is lucky, and your father uses them well. If you replace another unlucky woman with a man who is not easy to use, then life will be miserable. Life is long for decades, it is hard to survive, it will make people die early, men turn around and marry new wives, it is said that if there is a stepmother, there will be a stepfather, and children without mothers are pitiful."

"Mother, I think if Bai Kou can be your daughter-in-law, you two will be the most harmonious mother-in-law and daughter-in-law."

"Look, take a look, this is what a hero sees and agrees with. When will you lose weight and marry Bai Kou back?"

"Difficult!" Gu Yun suddenly made a crying face, which startled Mrs. Gu.

"Can't you lose weight?"

"Bai Kou thinks it's better to marry a commoner, it's too bad to marry me."

"why?"

"The wife who is registered in the imperial court cannot remarry. If I die young, she will have to be a widow for the rest of her life, which is not worth it."

Mrs. Gu was tongue-tied, silent for a moment, then nodded slowly.

"Well, as expected of Mr. Bai, he saw the hidden danger of intermarriage between dignitaries and civilians at a glance. The imperial court encouraged widows to remarry, but it did not include women who had received royal titles. The interests of the family behind her will inevitably abide by the rules of her husband's family. But Bai Kou is a bachelor, she has only one person, no family depends on her for food, she has a car, a house and money, and she does not depend on others for support. A person's selfishness is maximized, and everything is based on her own interests, this kind of selfishness is really enviable." Mrs. Gu's eyes lit up.

"Mom, are you still envious?!"

"Her selfishness does not harm the interests of others, isn't it enviable?"

"Mother, do you still miss your daughter-in-law?"

"That depends on how determined you are to marry someone." Mrs. Gu smiled kindly.

"Who is your son going to marry?" Master Gu and Gu Chen entered the room together, just in time to hear the last part of the sentence.

"It's still the same old way. Bai Kou thought he was fat and refused to marry, so the two of them fell apart again."

"Oh, let's have dinner first, the old lady is ready."

Mr. Gu didn't take this matter to heart at all, he patted his youngest son on the head, and the father and son turned and went out.

"Chen'er, learn from your brother's lesson, don't become as fat as him, otherwise you won't be able to marry a wife."

"Yes, Daddy, I remember."

Gu Chen turned his face away and gave his brother a sympathetic look.

Gu Yun's mood became even worse.

It just sucks.

(End of this chapter)