delicious little cook

Chapter 1071

Witnessing his guess, Gong Changji slapped his thigh and laughed.

"This problem is troublesome. The husband and wife can't share the same bed. You can't let your wife sleep in a separate bed every night after finishing her work like a concubine's room, right? Pulling your wife down to the status of a concubine's room, with Bai Kou's temper , she will definitely chop you up."

"Don't take pleasure in other people's misfortune, what can you do to correct it?"

"I don't know. I have been sleeping well since I was a child. I don't have this trouble. But how bad is your sleeping appearance? When Bai Kou was learning art, a room full of people slept in a large bunk. Her tolerance is reasonable." It should be very high, how bad is your sleeping appearance that makes her unbearable?"

Gu Yun scratched the back of his head, hesitant to speak.

"Speak straight up if you have something to say, don't hold back, it's no good advice to mislead me."

"You just want to know how ugly I am."

"Correct answer." Gong Changji nodded shamelessly, "It's been a long time since I saw your jokes, first you make me laugh enough and I'll help you out with ideas."

"Bah, you said that you slept well since childhood, what can you do?"

"Oh, there are always more solutions than problems. Come on, come on, what's wrong with you, tell me, let me laugh for a while."

"I..." Gu Yun licked his lips, "You can't laugh too much after listening."

The palace chief continued to stretch his neck, trying to put on a serious look.

"I'm beginning to imagine your sleeping appearance to the worst extent. Come on, I can bear it no matter how bad it is. At worst, you can kick someone out of bed and you can dominate it all by yourself. I heard Wang Hao say that Bai Kou's bed is a double bed. You No matter how overbearing Bai Kou is, he should still be able to sleep next to the bed, right?"

Gu Yun's face was even more bitter.

The palace chief was astonished.

"Bai Kou rolled out of bed? You can squeeze people out of bed even after taking a nap? I can't tell during the day, I thought you were gentle and gentle, so you are so domineering on the bed? It's amazing!"

"Look, look, you're starting to laugh at me now."

"You let me laugh enough and I'll give you some advice."

Gu Yun propped his chin with one hand, watching the palace chief Ji quack and beat his leg with a smile.

"Have you laughed enough?"

"How did she react when you pushed Bai Kou out of bed?"

"How can I react? Go to bed on the other side and continue to sleep."

"And then? Did you wake up in peace?"

"Then..." Gu Yun's hand touched the back of his neck again.

Gong Changji was already dumbfounded.

"She went to bed from the other side, and you rolled over and squeezed her down again? You two had a lively nap this afternoon, huh?"

"When did I say it was a nap?"

"Isn't it a nap? Didn't you hang out at Bai Kou's house all day?" Gong Changji frowned slightly, "When did you go there? Could it be early in the morning? Sleeping in her bed and returning to sleep? You are so capable that you can touch Into the girl's boudoir!"

"Oh, can you not interrupt? Anyway, that's what happened!"

"Tell me honestly, how many times has Bai Kou been pushed out of bed by you?"

"You don't believe it twice?"

"As far as my intuition is concerned, I don't quite believe you. You let someone fall twice during a nap. You two have slept all afternoon? I don't think it's possible. With Bai Kou by your side, you will make a big deal of it. Sleeping through the time like this? It’s almost the same to spend the night..."

As Gong Changji spoke, his eyes lit up and he pointed at Gu Yun.

"Be honest! Where did you spend the night last night? Don't try to make up nonsense. I'll know if it's true or not tomorrow!"

"Okay, okay! You are smart, let you guess."

"Guess? Did you really spend the night at Bai Kou's house? Didn't you go to socialize? Didn't you go?"

"The proprietor of the treat was injured in an accident, and the little proprietor came to apologize. Although he still invited us to play, I withdrew as soon as I heard that I didn't talk about business."

"Oh oh oh!!! It's amazing, it's amazing, the little brat has grown up?!"

"No! Don't imagine me so dirty, I'm a gentleman!"

"Yeah, an upright gentleman, squeeze that girl out of bed, with your sleeping appearance, did Bai Kou chop you up?"

"If she had a knife in her hand at that time, she probably would have cut it off."

"Deserved!"

"I know! You don't need to tell me!"

"Really only fell twice?"

Gu Yun pursed his lips.

Gong Zhangji was so shocked that he almost picked up the tea bowl in his hand and threw it at him.

"You are still alive, I believe Bai Kou must really like you."

"I thought so too." Gu Yun showed a deeply approving expression.

"Don't be complacent! She probably knew that you didn't sleep well when you climbed into her bed before, so now she finds all kinds of excuses and doesn't want to marry you. She's talking nonsense, so the real truth is here!"

"Can you stop praising her and solve my serious problem first?"

"Your problem can't be easily corrected. It's useless to tie you up to sleep. No one can bear you if you roll around, but you can't be tied to the bed like a torture every night before going to bed, right? It will make your limbs' Qi and blood flow poorly, and if you tie up the blood, your limbs will be finished."

"What should I do?"

"You two haven't set a wedding date, have you?"

"Of course not! Weight and sleeping appearance, both need to be changed! If you don't change it, you can't talk about other things!"

"Then have time to toss slowly."

"how to do?"

"How can you thank me if I teach you something useful?"

"Tch, it's really useful."

"It must be useful, but it takes time."

"You speak first."

"It's very simple. Before you go to bed, put a bowl of water by your side. It's your business to turn over the bowl in the middle of the night and sleep uncomfortable. If you are not afraid of drying the bedding and quilt every day, your servants will rumor that your kidneys are not good and you wet the bed every night, you don't care. .”

"Really useful?"

"You will know if you try it for a month. The human body is amazing."

"Okay, then I'll try it for a month."

"I taught you the method, how can you thank me?"

"Where are you having lunch tomorrow?"

"If you have nothing to do, of course you will eat at the restaurant."

"I'll give you some food."

"what?!"

"Although it wasn't made by Bai Kou, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat! Of course you have to eat! Bai Kou really cares about your diet?"

"The menu is written in the morning and evening. At noon, her servants delivered the meal. I must be thin this time. Don't ask me to socialize if I have nothing to do. Push me everything you can. Now getting a wife is the top priority."

"It's mid-autumn soon, how do you hide from the festival party?"

"It's okay, I'll let Bai Kou know in advance when I have a dinner party, and she will arrange it temporarily. It was like this before. At that time, I was in good shape, and I was the number one prince in the capital." Gu Yun was extremely emotional, and missed the good old days. .

"You want to be the first son again?"

"Isn't that right? King Qing is going to the south. Once he leaves, I will still be the number one son of the capital."

"I'm so proud." Gong Changji couldn't understand Gu Yun's face like a villain's success, and sincerely wanted to hit him again, "Since it's about King Qing, he doesn't have Bai Kou's idea?"

Gu Yun's smug face instantly turned black, and Gong Changji was so intimidated by his change of face that he didn't say a word.

(End of this chapter)