delicious little cook

Chapter 926
"Still laughing?" Gu Yun cheered up, and pinched Bai Kou's face with the mood of eating human tofu, "I'm so fat, you still laugh."

"I have to make it clear that it's not my fault that you became so fat. I have been reinstated as a citizen for more than a month. Even if you become fat like a pig, it's none of my business." Bai Kou couldn't stop laughing. With a smile, he slapped Gu Yun's troublesome hands away.

"I don't want to be fat like a pig, how ugly, how can I lose weight?"

"do not know."

"You scare me."

"Basically it's two, just shut up and open your legs. What do you eat every day? Or do you keep practicing martial arts every day? If you do these two things well, you will lose weight again." Bai Kou watched Gu Yun become a little fleshy now. With a fleshy face, I couldn't stop laughing, "But, isn't it beautiful for rich people to look round and rich? Maybe your appearance is just right."

Gu Yun flattened his mouth, "It's not good at all, my waist is gone, and with my current figure, no one would believe that I'm good at playing polo."

Bai Kou burst into laughter again, "Is the weight so heavy that the horse can't run?"

"It's Gu Shuo, not me, who can overwhelm a horse, but I can't continue to gain weight. You can help me lose weight first. If I don't lose weight now, what should I do next summer?"

"If you don't lose weight in October, you will be sad in April? Be aware."

"Stop laughing at me." Gu Yun dragged a chair and sat in front of Bai Kou, with his knees leaning against his knees, "Help me."

"No."

"why?!"

"Because I can no longer stare at your rice bowl and watch you eat all day long. Whether you are thin or not is none of my business."

"Do you want to watch me get fat like this? Being fat is not good for your health. Gu Shuo is the best example. He is panting when he walks now."

Bai Kou suddenly raised both hands to pinch Gu Yun's cheeks. Now that there is flesh on his face, it's easy to pinch, "Maybe your current appearance is in line with the public's aesthetics, and it's not a military general like Wei Qian. His muscles are normal." .”

"So you like a man like Wei Qian?"

"Not necessarily. It mainly depends on the face, and then on the body. Wei Qian just meets these two basic external conditions."

Gu Yun suddenly became a little annoyed, he leaned forward suddenly, grabbed Bai Kou's waist with both hands and lifted her up, forcefully placed her on his lap, and sat across from each other, fortunately she was wearing The one is a pleated skirt with a wider hem, which allows her to sit with her legs spread out.

Bai Kou was a little surprised that Gu Yun was so bold, but she didn't panic and yelled. She calmly stretched her hand over Gu Yun's shoulder to support the back of the chair behind him, protecting herself first, lest the young master get agitated and act recklessly .

"It's not good, is it? It's too contrary to your status as the son of the world."

"What's wrong? I think this is the best way to do it now." Gu Yun supported Bai Kou's lower back firmly with both hands, so he wouldn't fall down.

"Isn't this about losing weight? How can we talk about it like this?"

"Why can't we talk like this? Only in this way can we speak clearly." Gu Yun looked at Bai Kou's lips that were close in front of his eyes, his heart was about to move, and he really wanted to kiss her.

Sensing the danger, Bai Kou withdrew her hand and supported Gu Yun's shoulder instead, keeping the distance between them as far as possible.

Gu Yun smiled treacherously, Bai Kou's action was like a chance to come to his door, he immediately pulled Bai Kou's hands down, Bai Kou lost his balance and fell to him, Gu Yun sat steadily, and opened his arms to welcome Bai Kou. Throw yourself into your arms, and get some sweet treats by the way.

Both of Bai Kou's hands were grabbed by Gu Yun, so she could only pounce on him so forcefully, the distance between the two instantly shrank to zero, watching Gu Yun's triumphant smiling face getting closer, then her jaw was stabilized Yes, there was a moment on his lips that seemed to be swept by a feather, and when he thought it was an illusion caused by breathing, he saw Gu Yun's expression turned into contentment.

"Young Master Gu is so bold, you are playing hooligans in the palace in broad daylight." Bai Kou's hands were free, and she didn't move around, she kept the posture of the two of them breathing entangled nose to nose, and caressed Gu Yun's back with both hands. back, to find a new balance.

Gu Yun is so beautiful, with his arms wrapped around Bai Kou's back, enjoying the comfort of his sweetheart in his arms, he completely forgot that Bai Kou is good at showing one thing in another, just when he secretly wanted to kiss him again. Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in my waist!
"Oh~~~" Gu Yun was really in pain, Bai Kou didn't show mercy at all.

"It seems that gaining weight is quite beneficial. There is a lot of flesh, so it's easy to pinch." Bai Kou grinned grinningly, stroking Gu Yun's waist with both hands, with a murderous look.

Gu Yun tilted his neck and slumped on the chair, "I'm injured, I can't get up."

"Little Ye Zi is outside, do you want me to ask her to call the government doctor?"

"Just ask the government doctor for this matter?"

"Then are you injured?"

"Of course I was injured. Your hand is so strong, I may have been bruised."

"Then call the doctor?"

"No, the government doctor came and found out the reason for my injury, and Gong Changji will also know about it. He will laugh to death."

"The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, but the face must not be lost?"

"That's right!"

"That's easy, just cause a serious injury." Bai Kou moved his hand to the Dazhui acupoint on Gu Yun's chest with a grim expression, as long as he hit it hard, he really had to see a doctor.

Before Bai Kou could exert any strength, Gu Yun immediately pretended to be dead and collapsed on the chair again. At the same time, he did not forget to tighten his arms around Bai Kou's waist, forcing Bai Kou to lower his head and lean against him. together.

"I'm hurt and I can't get up."

"I haven't used my strength yet!"

"I don't care, I'm just hurt."

"Where are you hurt?"

"Both physical and mental injuries, serious injuries."

"Then let go of your hand, and I'll get you the doctor to come and have a look?"

"No, the arm is stiff and cannot be released."

"Then I call Xiao Yezi to come in?"

"No! It's too embarrassing for outsiders to see me like this!"

"Then what do you want?"

Gu Yun pouted slightly, "Give me a kiss, I'll get up after a kiss."

"Shame on me?!"

"No."

"Isn't it true that the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the face must not be lost?!"

"Throwing it into your hands is not considered lost."

"Really shameless."

"If we don't give a kiss, we will always be like this, anyway, I don't mind."

"You just racked your brains to eat my tofu!"

Gu Yun grinned triumphantly, and pouted his mouth higher.

Bai Kou tried to twist his waist, trying to see if he could break free from his hand, but unexpectedly heard a strange and suppressed moan from Gu Yun's throat, and the dirty girl alarm sounded in his mind, and the corners of his mouth slowly revealed There was a hint of a smile that wanted to make people whole.

"You can get up with just one kiss?"

"Well! Make sure!"

"Okay then, close your eyes."

Gu Yun immediately closed his eyes tightly, Bai Kou was also unambiguous, clasping his chin and tilting his head slightly, he really kissed him, but it was just a touch away.

But Gu Yun, who had been waiting for this moment, would not allow this good thing to be so short-lived. He immediately let go of his arm, and clasped the back of Bai Kou's head instead, and opened her teeth extremely forcefully.

Bai Kou resisted for a while, but was still intruded by him, and the two entangled their lips and teeth for an unknown amount of time before slowly separating while panting.

"Taking advantage of me, should I get up now?"

"Already woke up." Gu Yun said hoarsely, implying something.

"Where is it? Aren't you still paralyzed?"

Gu Yun lifted his buttocks, "I really got up."

Bai Kou looked puzzled, "Huh?"

Gu Yun panicked now, "Didn't you notice it? No way?!"

"What do you notice?" Bai Kou slapped Gu Yun's hand off, slid down his lap, straightened her skirt, which was wrinkled just now, "I've kissed you too, get up quickly, there are still business matters Don’t talk about it, just speak up and talk about it.”

"It shouldn't be!" Gu Yun's voice trembled, his feelings were obvious, but why didn't Bai Kou notice anything? !It wasn't like this before!

Bai Kou turned her face to snicker, scaring him to death, she deserved it.

"Shouldn't what?!" Bai Kou snickered enough, turned his face to be serious again, and went to the table to pour tea for him, "I'm so confused, I don't even know what you're talking about, take a sip of tea and calm down. "

Gu Yun didn't take the teacup, he just stared at Bai Kou in a daze, Bai Kou kept the posture of handing the teacup, raised his eyebrows to look at him, no one spoke, it was like playing a game of wooden figures.

The two stared at each other, and Gu Yun suddenly realized, took the already warm tea and drank it in one gulp, stood up and put the teacup heavily on the table.

Seeing him like this, Bai Kou knew what he was going to do, and immediately ran to the door. Gu Yun kicked the chair blocking the way, with a step of his leg and a stretch of his hand, he cut Bai Kou back halfway, supported her by the back of the head and pulled her away. Pressing against the door frame, he bowed his head and kissed without saying anything, and passed the tea in his mouth by the way.

This time was longer than before, Gu Yun didn't intend to let Bai Kou go, just now he was really scared to death, he thought that if he didn't do it, if he dared to punish him, he would get it back.

Bai Kou just felt that he couldn't keep up with his breathing, his legs were weakening, and the door frame behind him didn't give him any support at all, he could barely stand up because of Gu Yun's support, almost hanging on him.

Gu Yun is completely satisfied now, regardless of whether he will be beaten up by Bai Kou afterwards, eating a meal in front of him is a meal, looking at Bai Kou who is already weak, he hugged her up and sat back with joy in his body and mind. On the chair, it is safe for both of them to let Bai Kou sit on his lap.

Bai Kou leaned softly on Gu Yun's shoulder to rest, wondering if there was any way for her to beat Gu Yun without being responsible.

This little male dog is going too far, does it have to be on a leash? !

"See if you still dare to tease me. If you tease me again, I'll fight back like this." Gu Yun took advantage of Bai Kou's lack of strength to beat her up now, so he kissed her with one word.

"Smelly rascal." Bai Kou couldn't avoid him, so he could only attack him with weak words.

"Well~ I don't like to hear that, I want to punish it." Gu Yun tweeted again.

Bai Kou clenched his fist and beat Gu Yun's chest, Gu Yun simply held her hand, laughed and kissed her deeply, seeing Bai Kou's blushing face gasping for breath with satisfaction.

Bai Kou, who was completely at a disadvantage, couldn't help thinking darkly in his heart.

Why don't you just give Gu Yun a food list to gain weight and let him eat like Gu Shuo?

(End of this chapter)