delicious little cook

Chapter 958
When Bai Kou came back from the factory to the palace, Ning Peilan came to her room and talked to her enthusiastically about the selection of young Jinshi to be her husband after the palace examination. She laughed so hard that Bai Kou looked helpless.

"The sage is here for the truth, I thought he was just talking."

"Jinkou Yuyan, who just told you?" Ning Peilan cupped her face in both hands, "Saints are concerned about your marriage, it's a big face, you just wait to get married."

"No, marrying and going to bed with a completely unfamiliar man, isn't that legal rape? Isn't this forcing me to kill my husband on the wedding night?"

"Oh, don't try to scare yourself with these things. When the tributes are released in February, you will know which young people are among the new Jinshi in the future. Don't be nervous now, don't be nervous, legal rape or something, everyone came here like this , how can there be such a thing."

"Because the lord is a veteran of flowers, the bed between you and your wife is harmonious. Do you know that the bride is raped? It is the groom who acts forcefully and randomly, causing the same trauma as the rape injury. Once the part of the woman is torn and hemorrhages, it will lose blood. Too many died, this is also one of the causes of death due to rape, and the other cause of death is violent beating." Bai Kou squeezed his fists, "I have to step up my practice and increase my strength so that I can easily break a man's neck."

"Bai Kou!" Ning Peilan was frightened to death, "Can you think of something good?!"

"Oh, yes, the way to die by breaking your neck is obviously murder. It's not good to put yourself in it. I've managed to survive until now so I don't want to die with others." Bai Kou narrowed his eyes, "I can only use the trump card .”

"And the trump card?!"

"A woman's secret skill is sure to kill her, and she won't hurt herself." Bai Kou raised an eyebrow at Ning Peilan, and said in a seductive tone, "Do you want to know?"

"No!" Ning Peilan resolutely refused, "Don't tell me, I don't want to know!"

"Oh." Bai Kou scratched his head with regret.

Ning Peilan punched her dumbfounded.

"Can you be more serious? I heard from the prince that Gu Yun is so stupid. In the next two months, he will probably study hard behind closed doors, and you, Mr. Bai, will have to take care of business matters."

"Gu Yun being stupid has nothing to do with me. I won't marry him."

"If he passes the exam, you won't marry?"

"Don't marry."

"why?"

"I told him very clearly that if you don't marry, you don't marry. What I say is like water poured out. How can it be taken back? Heads can be broken, blood can flow, and face must not be lost. If I go back on my word, How can I mess around in the business world? Don’t everyone in the circle know that I don’t count my words?”

"Ah?" Ning Peilan was also dumbfounded now, "Aren't these two different things?"

"How can it be two different things?"

"I thought you mainly thought he was gaining weight. At such a tense moment, he must be able to lose weight."

"Not necessarily. Long-term high-intensity tension can not only make people anxious, but it may also lead to people getting fatter."

"Is there such a fat method?"

"Liver and stomach heat and obesity, prolonged tension, rising anger, causing stomach heat, resulting in a strong appetite, and then eating and eating non-stop." Bai Kou moved his shoulders and relaxed his muscles, "Do you want to bet? ? Let's see if Gu Yun's waistline has increased or decreased after the palace examination?"

"If he gets fat again, will you really stop thinking about him?"

"Of course, I don't like him now, all fat men are short, okay?"

"It's not dark yet, really, so there's nothing else to say?"

"Fat men are feminized."

"What? Female what?"

"Men are feminized. The most common thing is that breasts are more plump than women. Diseases that should be senile diseases will also find young people, usually short-lived, and low fertility. Fat people are useless. Fat is the original sin, so I don't look for it. As for the fat man, not being able to give birth to a child is first and foremost a woman's fault, I have worked hard to develop muscles, not to take the blame for men, don't think I will ask for trouble."

"The muscles you have developed are not for killing your husband."

Ning Peilan was really speechless, and at the same time decided to seriously monitor her husband's diet, not to gain any more weight, and to make him lose weight even if he was hungry.

"You have so many reasons, I don't know what to say, so let's make a bet. I bet that Gu Yun will be thinner, and you bet that he will be fatter?"

"I won't bet with you anymore. You know the way to cheat. The liver and stomach are hot and fat, and there are medicines to relieve it. As long as his appetite returns to normal, he will lose weight in this tense moment." Bai Kou found that he had leaked hole card.

"Then you bet that he is thin, and I bet that he is fat?"

"No, stop playing."

Bai Kou suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and thought of another possibility. The girls around Gu Yun didn't know what a scientific diet is. Cooking, Gu Yun has to continue to gain weight.

"But if the princess wants to play, I'll play a game with you. I'll still bet on him being fat."

"Didn't you think of a way to win?"

Bai Kou slowly raised the corners of her mouth, winked and smiled.

"What do you say?"

"No, I won't play with you anymore. Even if I cheat and let Gu Yun drink the right medicine to suppress his appetite, you still have ways to make him eat like a big fat man. It's difficult to make him lose weight."

"Princess really understands me."

"I hate it~" Ning Peilan stretched out her fingers and poked Bai Kou's forehead coquettishly, "I won't play with you anymore, you should rest, I'll go to the kitchen to see how dinner is going."

Ning Peilan went to the kitchen for a while, then returned to her room to wash her hands and change clothes to prepare for dinner, and chatted with her husband about the bunch of things Bai Kou said earlier.

"I think what Bai Kou said is right. The prince's waistline is getting bigger and bigger. For the sake of our family, the prince must lose weight."

"When the spring is over, I will be able to lose weight. Now I have to eat some good tonics."

"Need your brain, right? I'll give you more brains. It's most useful to supplement your body with your body."

"The brain is so unpalatable. If you don't eat it, get something else. Bai Kou seems to have said that seafood can also nourish the brain. Look, eating more of this will not make you fat."

"You just rely on the fact that you have a son now, so it doesn't matter, you must be laughing at Gu Yun in your heart, right?"

"How can I laugh at him, I sympathize with him, deeply sympathize, I have never seen a man who is more worthy of pity than him, I will definitely tell him these words tomorrow."

"You take care to knock him down."

"If you can't recover from the setback, then you have no choice but to watch Bai Kou marry someone else."

"It's really bad, are you a good buddy?"

"I am indeed a good buddy."

Gong Zhangji imagined how fat Gu Yun would become if he couldn't control his appetite and appetite because of the tension and anxiety about Chunwei in the next few months, so he couldn't help laughing.

(End of this chapter)