Nongmen elder sister

Chapter 895 Jiu'er's Happy Diary

My name is Mo Ling, and this name was bestowed by the emperor, so I gave up the name my father gave me.But I still like my nickname, Jiuer.

My dad is a wandering spirit!Because my mother is gone.However, my mother is not dead!My mother is a fairy who came to this world from the future world after ninety-nine and 81 thunderstorms.Although she is not a beautiful fairy.But she is not dead!

My godfather said the same thing, so my sister and I followed him on the road to find our mother.

Because we don't know where mother is?What is it like now?Is it female or... male?
I asked my father, what if I find my mother and my mother becomes a man?My father said that if my mother became a maggot, he would marry her back!
vomit!My mother is the most disgusting maggot!I'm sick too!

But my mother will definitely not become a maggot!I have always believed in it!My sister and father are even more convinced!

Oh, I forgot to mention that I also have a younger sister named Xi'er.Because she looks a lot like my mother, my father liked her, so he named her Xi'er.But her real name is Mo Yan, which sounds uglier than mine, so I decided not to be jealous of her name.

Yes, I'm jealous of my sister!Who told her to look like a mother, but I look so much like a father! ?Even my godfather said that looking at my face, which was carved out of the same mold as my father's, he didn't want to hurt me a bit.

It's far away, it's saying that my father is a wandering soul.We have been looking for our mother for more than a year, but there is no clue at all.Dad is getting more and more... bewildered?Anyway, it's almost like a wandering soul!If it weren't for my protection, his current defense ability would have been taken away by those female fairies long ago!That Xie Yi was that, relying on my mother's funeral, she gave birth to a son who must be said to be my father's.

It's because I'm smart enough to let her be a sentient being on the street, and absolutely no one will change her child.The son she gave birth to had sesame eyes, harelips and thick lips, exactly like the hiding father.Thanks to me!Then Xie Yi was beaten out of the capital like a mouse crossing the street, and she can no longer entangle her father, nor us!
There is a father who looks like a wandering ghost, only has his mother in his eyes, what can he do if he doesn't take a bath for a year?Wait online!So urgent!
The old sack!Don't worry!My dad ran away!Hugged a woman who hit on him and ran away!

"Daddy!? Daddy!?" My sister and I screamed heartbreakingly.That kind of woman with an indecent voice, how can you! ?Come back soon!

"Get out! Get out!" My father was furious.

My sister and I waited for a day and a night, wiping away our tears. If there were not a few people following us, we would have starved to death by the side of the road and been picked up by people as little beggars.

When we saw the woman who was taken away by my father, looking at her demeanor and aura, I recognized her at a glance, she was my mother, Mo Jiu'er!dear!The face is different and it is also dear!What woman can be like my mother, Mo Jiu'er! ?
"Mother—" I cried and rushed forward.

But my heartless father kicked me aside.My waist hurts for several days!
Later I heard from my mother that this is the original appearance.Um!Look like a fairy!

I took a look in the mirror and suddenly I wasn't jealous of Xi'er anymore.At least I still look like my father, it's my own!

As for why it took more than a year for Niang to come to us?Mother did not say, I also found out.I found it from my father's old vinegar smell.It's because of Uncle Yong!That's right!
Uncle Yong likes mother, so he turned his eyes and closed his eyes, so that that bitch Wei can kill my mother.Even though she was hacked into pieces, I still hate her!despise her!scorn her!Hate her!Hate her!
Pull away, pull back.

Uncle Yong took advantage of the right time and place. Although he was not friendly, he still recruited my mother Hun'er away, and then imprisoned my mother for a year, more than 360 days, how abominable!

What's even worse is that he married my mother without telling the truth.My mother now belongs to the fugitive queen! ?

No matter, she is my mother anyway!Our family wants to be together!To be together forever and ever!
The imagination is beautiful, but the reality... is cruel!

Father and mother stick together every day, and father only has mother in his eyes, so he told my sister and I to look at mother again.OK!I admit, the original appearance of the mother is very beautiful!It's even more amazing to dress up, even I can't help but look at it for a day!
But, Dad, you cling too tightly, and Mom is almost suffering from male misogyny!Gritting his teeth, he said that he was woken up several times a night.What do you mean, I don't understand.Anyway, dad was hated!This is what we would love to see!

Soon, my mother was pregnant.

I deeply discovered a problem, my sister and I have become inseparable!

Fortunately, a year later, my mother gave birth to a younger brother who looks like my father in every way, much more like me than me!I didn't even cry when I was born, so cool!When Xi'er was born, she cried so much!
Dad doesn't seem to like his younger brother very much, and often grabs his brother's pregnancy and mother.Watching their father and son fight to steal their mother is exciting enough, Xi'er and I can only see stitches, and the fisherman wins!However, Xi'er and I were not less loved by my mother!It was on my mother's body, there was a faint lotus fragrance before, and I knew it was the fragrance of Qimai lotus.I still hate it now!

But now, mother looks like father, disgusting face!
But my dad likes it very much, and he can't wait to become conjoined twins with my mother.

Six months, six months he weaned his younger brother.

I hugged my younger brother and Xi'er who were frowning with dark faces and cried, asking me how sad I was?I'm so sad!Father actually stole mother and eloped!Throw my six-month-old brother to me!God!Come on thunder!
My younger brother seemed to dislike me and Xi'er crying, squinting at us.

Damn boy!Without me, let's see who will raise you up!
But the younger brother is also very sensible, obedient, eat when asked to eat, and sleep when asked to sleep.

Then, he grew more and more like his father.

The godfather even held him in disgust, saying that my father's genes are too strong, and the genes must have exploded.

Later, the mother became pregnant again.

This time we all hope that mother can give birth to a daughter like her, or a son is fine, in short, just like mother!The godfather also said to give birth to a girl who looks like a mother, and he wants to take it away!
In this life, five were born.

Except for Xiao Wu, the other siblings all look too much like their father.

Who do you think is the most like?Of course it's Xiaosan!Yes!The first younger brother is Xiaosan!He looks exactly like his father.But my mother likes him very much!
Xi'er and I discussed a coquettish idea, but it's actually not a bad idea.It was what Taoist He said, at first Mother's soul came over and it was fine, but now the whole living person came over, the astrology is extremely unstable and weird.Let the mother either go back, or go back to someone with the same blood.

We voted unanimously, let Xiaosan go!After all, we still have grandparents, they are alone in another world!

Xiaosan also sensed his father's disgust for him and our jealousy towards him, so he occupied his mother and slept together for more than ten days, and then took his mother's jade plaque with his name engraved on it, and was captured by Taoist He on a night of lightning and thunder. sent away.

It disappeared out of thin air, mother was sad for a long time, and blamed father for the crime, and gave him a good meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots, we were so happy that month!Take turns to sleep with the mother, while the father can only watch.I can feel the knife coming from Dad's eyes.

It was only later that I deeply realized that father is father!He is Lao Tzu!We were all born by him, and our arms can't hold our thighs.

He called Xiao Chonghua over and asked him to marry me.

nonsense!I'm only fifteen, what kind of pro am I! ?I haven't lived enough!Resolutely do not marry!
But I really want to worry too much, Xiao Chonghua doesn't even want to marry me, everyone is really happy.

But I was unhappy for a few days, because he was going to marry Xi'er.Wipe his sister!Rob my sister! ?Now the two of us are in the same camp, if Xi'er is taken away, I'm left with only myself! ?
So I taught Xi'er to poison him!
That's right!Xi'er is a little idiot, besides eating and her mother, she is only interested in poison.I have worshiped Huayue as my master, and I want to give him a pension until the end of his life.That's why the old man Huayue devoted himself to teaching Xi'er everything he had learned in his life.

As soon as Xi'er stretched out his hand, Xiao Chonghua was poisoned.Hahaha!Perfect!
But after being poisoned a few times, Xiao Chonghua bought off that little idiot Xi'er with delicious food!She was tricked by Xiao Chonghua!
It's just horrible!I must find him, beat him to such an extent that he cannot take care of himself!
"The benefactor... save the poor monk..."

Someone called for help, and when I went into the ditch, I was startled, "What a handsome monk! Are you married?"

"Benefactor! Poor monk...poor monk is a monk, no...you can't get married." The monk blushed.

Although I look like my father, I am still the same as my mother in my bones, I can't resist the beauty!

But after saving that handsome monk, I got into big trouble and was hunted down everywhere.

"The benefactor still throws me into the ruined temple, you should run for your life first!" The monk felt guilty.

"How can I do that! If you are such a handsome monk, if you are caught by those people, you will lose your innocence!" I was very determined, and continued to run away with this handsome monk, who was chanting scriptures every day. What you read is really big!Can't you be vulgar? ?
"The benefactor..." The monk stiffened.

"Since I saved you, let's send the Buddha to the West!" How could I let him be hunted down!After all, such a handsome monk is rare!
The monk thanked him.

"What a handsome monk! Why are people chasing you?" Being a monk can still be hunted down by people, but it's better to be a monk!
The monk chanted a Buddhist name and talked about a lot of Buddhist principles?
I don't know anything about Buddhism, I can only play bombs!But after playing bombs for a long time, my sister also ran away with Xiao Chonghua, I think it's time to set a new goal in life!
What a handsome monk!Just you, the target, return to vulgarity!

　It's over~!dears!We will love again next year~(*￣3￣)╭~
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　　Hill - "The Reborn Prince and Concubine"

　　She was his wife, but she was at odds with his brother, causing him to be exiled in a bitter cold place and was chased and killed by his brothers for thousands of miles, so he had no choice but to rebel. He still died in her hands.

　　The resentment was too deep, he couldn't die with peace in his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, his soul went back to 15 years ago...

　　


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