Cthulhu in the forbidden area of online games
Chapter 112 Strange Events and the Tao Te Ching
Chapter 112 Strange Events and the Tao Te Ching
Su He tiptoed out of the room, and took a deep breath. Damn it, if Luo Jing wakes up again, she will definitely pinch her face again. This woman, why doesn't she know what it means to be in love with a man or a woman?
"Hmm!" Luo Jing suddenly coughed dryly, and then Su He who was standing at the door was very clever.
He turned around and looked at Luo Jing's long, wavy hair scattered on the bed. She hugged her pillow, her white skin was exposed, and she looked at Su He charmingly and said, "Xiao He He, why are you so careful? Are you afraid that your sister will eat you?"
"It's not Miss Jing, I'm afraid to disturb you, so..."
"So what? When you grow up, you will alienate sister Jing, right? Tsk tsk, last night, sister Jing saw Xiao Hehe on the game bed. The little He He is much older than when he was a child... Hehe..."
puff!
Su He directly covered his pants, and then rushed out of the room as if fleeing.
"Ah!!" Su He yelled, and then turned on the shower and washed it with cold water a few times.
After taking a shower, Su He glanced at himself in the mirror and calmed down a lot, then picked up the glass water cup and started brushing his teeth.
With a crisp click, Su He was startled, and then looked at the broken glasses scattered on the sink.
Su He was stunned, why did the glass suddenly shatter?
At this time, Su He suddenly saw blue lines printed on his chest through the mirror, and then disappeared suddenly, without feeling anything.
"It's weird..." Su He tilted his head, and then went to get Feng Lingxue's porcelain tooth cup. It feels like living in a cup.
The cup was fine this time, Su He couldn't help but wondered, and then planned to fetch water...
Click!
The porcelain cup was instantly crushed by Su He and scattered in the sink.
Su He took a few steps back, then looked at the glass and tiles on the sink in surprise, what's wrong?
Why did it suddenly shatter?
Su He raised his head and looked at his palm, but there was no change. He turned around and looked around, and then slowly stretched towards the toilet...
It feels like porcelain, but when Su He exerts a little force, there is a click~
The toilet instantly cracked a gap, and the stagnant water inside quickly flowed out...
"Ah!" Su He exclaimed, what the hell is going on?
bang bang bang~
"Xiaohehe, what's your name? Have you finished washing? My sister also needs to take a bath. If you don't come out, my sister will go in..." Luo Jing stood at the door of the bathroom, knocking on the door and laughing.
Su He glanced at the toilet, and was at a loss for what to do. He quickly cleaned up the glass and tiles, and then hurried out of the bathroom.
The toilet is only cracked but not broken, so it doesn't look like anything, but Su He feels the strength in his hand is very obvious... It seems that the strength of his fingers has been strengthened in an instant...
Luo Jing glanced strangely at Su He who flew out and murmured: "Could it be that I'm molesting too much? No, this kid shouldn't be so thin-skinned..."
Luo Jing shook her head, then walked into the bathroom.
After she finished washing, she couldn't help screaming how the toilet was broken, but Su He frowned while sitting on the chair in the dining room.
Feng Lingxue was still wearing an apron, a ball head, a black T-shirt, and black jeans. She made breakfast, then looked at Luo Jing who was walking over and said, "You go out during the day and come back at night, what exactly are you doing?"
Luo Jing was wearing a pink tights, looking sexy and plump, the standard sister Yu, she slowly sat beside Su He, first molested Su He's chin with her hands, and said: "Looking for a job, I have searched most of the schools in Tianming City, either the salary is not suitable, or the environment is not suitable for me."
Feng Lingxue came over with three cups of milk, she seemed to be used to Luo Jing molesting Su He, so Quan pretended not to notice, she put the milk on the table and said with a smile: "I think you just need a man to marry Now, speaking of it, wasn't your boyfriend last time very nice? Why did you break up after chatting for two months?"
Luo Jing ignored Feng Lingxue, but looked at the dazed Su He and said, "Hey, Xiao Hehe, isn't sister just kidding you? As for this? By the way, why is the toilet broken?"
"The toilet is broken?" Feng Lingxue was also curious, how could this thing be broken?
This breakfast, what Su He ate was tasteless, and he handled things very carefully, because Su He was deeply afraid that he would crush the things. This matter is too weird...
"That's right, it's all cracked. You should be looking for a boyfriend, right? How do you fix this toilet now?" Luo Jing shortly picked up the cup and took a sip.
Feng Lingxue sat down and glared at Luo Jing, then stared at the two mountains on Luo Jing's chest and hummed: "I'm still drinking milk, I'm almost turning into a cow."
puff!
puff!
"Feng Lingxue, you are jealous! Chi Guoguo's jealousy! You are not small, why do you always talk about my breasts?"
"Who made you a cow."
"How can you be considered a little cow?"
"I am a standard figure, but you are overnourished."
"Tsk tsk, this is the first time I've heard that someone described his breasts so fresh and refined."
"You should find a man to take care of you. It's so big that you still make waves all day long."
"I dare to admit that I am a prostitute, do you dare? I like it, I am willing...Hmph..."
"Hmph, why don't you stay in Huagui High School if you're really a mess? You go with Liu Gang."
Even Su He, who was in a daze, sprayed, can you two be more serious, auntie?People are still panicking here!
Luo Jing took out a tissue and wiped her mouth while looking at Feng Lingxue and said with a smile: "Do you know the father of the Five Great Sages of Yanxia?"
As a high school teacher, how could Feng Lingxue not know Lao Tzu, one of the five great sages of Yan Xia?
But before she could speak, Luo Jing preempted her and said, "Then do you know why I wrote the Tao Te Ching?"
"That's because... Lao Tzu! Willing!"
puff……! #-#!
The porridge in Su He's mouth spewed out...
"Are you two talking about cross talk? Can you set up a good teacher's style in front of me?" Su He was stunned. The two of them sang together, they were simply cross talk actors.
"Hehehe...Xiao Hehe has an opinion, hurry up and eat, and have an interview later."
"..."
Su He was in a daze all day today, because he had to be careful no matter what he took, and Yan Ke'er at the same table was chatting with Su He, which caused Su He to respond involuntarily, which made Yan Ke'er a little confused.
When Luo Jing returned home from school, Su He had already disappeared. Su He locked himself in the room, and then slowly took out a triangle iron he stole from school, um, a triangle iron on his stool.
He took a deep breath, looked at the angle iron in his hand, and broke it hard with both hands...
[Note: There will be no exaggerated incidents and plots, and a reasonable explanation will be given later on the issue of the protagonist's strength. 】
Thanks to book friends (-remembering the past,) 100 book coins, thanks to (, Cang Yue) 2000 starting coins
(End of this chapter)
Su He tiptoed out of the room, and took a deep breath. Damn it, if Luo Jing wakes up again, she will definitely pinch her face again. This woman, why doesn't she know what it means to be in love with a man or a woman?
"Hmm!" Luo Jing suddenly coughed dryly, and then Su He who was standing at the door was very clever.
He turned around and looked at Luo Jing's long, wavy hair scattered on the bed. She hugged her pillow, her white skin was exposed, and she looked at Su He charmingly and said, "Xiao He He, why are you so careful? Are you afraid that your sister will eat you?"
"It's not Miss Jing, I'm afraid to disturb you, so..."
"So what? When you grow up, you will alienate sister Jing, right? Tsk tsk, last night, sister Jing saw Xiao Hehe on the game bed. The little He He is much older than when he was a child... Hehe..."
puff!
Su He directly covered his pants, and then rushed out of the room as if fleeing.
"Ah!!" Su He yelled, and then turned on the shower and washed it with cold water a few times.
After taking a shower, Su He glanced at himself in the mirror and calmed down a lot, then picked up the glass water cup and started brushing his teeth.
With a crisp click, Su He was startled, and then looked at the broken glasses scattered on the sink.
Su He was stunned, why did the glass suddenly shatter?
At this time, Su He suddenly saw blue lines printed on his chest through the mirror, and then disappeared suddenly, without feeling anything.
"It's weird..." Su He tilted his head, and then went to get Feng Lingxue's porcelain tooth cup. It feels like living in a cup.
The cup was fine this time, Su He couldn't help but wondered, and then planned to fetch water...
Click!
The porcelain cup was instantly crushed by Su He and scattered in the sink.
Su He took a few steps back, then looked at the glass and tiles on the sink in surprise, what's wrong?
Why did it suddenly shatter?
Su He raised his head and looked at his palm, but there was no change. He turned around and looked around, and then slowly stretched towards the toilet...
It feels like porcelain, but when Su He exerts a little force, there is a click~
The toilet instantly cracked a gap, and the stagnant water inside quickly flowed out...
"Ah!" Su He exclaimed, what the hell is going on?
bang bang bang~
"Xiaohehe, what's your name? Have you finished washing? My sister also needs to take a bath. If you don't come out, my sister will go in..." Luo Jing stood at the door of the bathroom, knocking on the door and laughing.
Su He glanced at the toilet, and was at a loss for what to do. He quickly cleaned up the glass and tiles, and then hurried out of the bathroom.
The toilet is only cracked but not broken, so it doesn't look like anything, but Su He feels the strength in his hand is very obvious... It seems that the strength of his fingers has been strengthened in an instant...
Luo Jing glanced strangely at Su He who flew out and murmured: "Could it be that I'm molesting too much? No, this kid shouldn't be so thin-skinned..."
Luo Jing shook her head, then walked into the bathroom.
After she finished washing, she couldn't help screaming how the toilet was broken, but Su He frowned while sitting on the chair in the dining room.
Feng Lingxue was still wearing an apron, a ball head, a black T-shirt, and black jeans. She made breakfast, then looked at Luo Jing who was walking over and said, "You go out during the day and come back at night, what exactly are you doing?"
Luo Jing was wearing a pink tights, looking sexy and plump, the standard sister Yu, she slowly sat beside Su He, first molested Su He's chin with her hands, and said: "Looking for a job, I have searched most of the schools in Tianming City, either the salary is not suitable, or the environment is not suitable for me."
Feng Lingxue came over with three cups of milk, she seemed to be used to Luo Jing molesting Su He, so Quan pretended not to notice, she put the milk on the table and said with a smile: "I think you just need a man to marry Now, speaking of it, wasn't your boyfriend last time very nice? Why did you break up after chatting for two months?"
Luo Jing ignored Feng Lingxue, but looked at the dazed Su He and said, "Hey, Xiao Hehe, isn't sister just kidding you? As for this? By the way, why is the toilet broken?"
"The toilet is broken?" Feng Lingxue was also curious, how could this thing be broken?
This breakfast, what Su He ate was tasteless, and he handled things very carefully, because Su He was deeply afraid that he would crush the things. This matter is too weird...
"That's right, it's all cracked. You should be looking for a boyfriend, right? How do you fix this toilet now?" Luo Jing shortly picked up the cup and took a sip.
Feng Lingxue sat down and glared at Luo Jing, then stared at the two mountains on Luo Jing's chest and hummed: "I'm still drinking milk, I'm almost turning into a cow."
puff!
puff!
"Feng Lingxue, you are jealous! Chi Guoguo's jealousy! You are not small, why do you always talk about my breasts?"
"Who made you a cow."
"How can you be considered a little cow?"
"I am a standard figure, but you are overnourished."
"Tsk tsk, this is the first time I've heard that someone described his breasts so fresh and refined."
"You should find a man to take care of you. It's so big that you still make waves all day long."
"I dare to admit that I am a prostitute, do you dare? I like it, I am willing...Hmph..."
"Hmph, why don't you stay in Huagui High School if you're really a mess? You go with Liu Gang."
Even Su He, who was in a daze, sprayed, can you two be more serious, auntie?People are still panicking here!
Luo Jing took out a tissue and wiped her mouth while looking at Feng Lingxue and said with a smile: "Do you know the father of the Five Great Sages of Yanxia?"
As a high school teacher, how could Feng Lingxue not know Lao Tzu, one of the five great sages of Yan Xia?
But before she could speak, Luo Jing preempted her and said, "Then do you know why I wrote the Tao Te Ching?"
"That's because... Lao Tzu! Willing!"
puff……! #-#!
The porridge in Su He's mouth spewed out...
"Are you two talking about cross talk? Can you set up a good teacher's style in front of me?" Su He was stunned. The two of them sang together, they were simply cross talk actors.
"Hehehe...Xiao Hehe has an opinion, hurry up and eat, and have an interview later."
"..."
Su He was in a daze all day today, because he had to be careful no matter what he took, and Yan Ke'er at the same table was chatting with Su He, which caused Su He to respond involuntarily, which made Yan Ke'er a little confused.
When Luo Jing returned home from school, Su He had already disappeared. Su He locked himself in the room, and then slowly took out a triangle iron he stole from school, um, a triangle iron on his stool.
He took a deep breath, looked at the angle iron in his hand, and broke it hard with both hands...
[Note: There will be no exaggerated incidents and plots, and a reasonable explanation will be given later on the issue of the protagonist's strength. 】
Thanks to book friends (-remembering the past,) 100 book coins, thanks to (, Cang Yue) 2000 starting coins
(End of this chapter)
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