Fairyland Auditor

Chapter 2 Boy, I am amazed to see your bones

"stop!"

An old beggar in his 60s with messy hair, a dark face and a tattered dress appeared in front of Chen Xun.

Chen Xun looked at him suspiciously, not understanding why this man told him to stop?Could it be that he thought he had taken over his territory?Then you want to settle accounts with me?

Why?Why do people always want to harm me!
"Why?" Chen Xun's tone was very flat after thinking that this person might embarrass him.

The old beggar smiled slightly and explained: "Little brother, I think you have misunderstood. I didn't mean to harm you."

"Ah!" Chen Xun was speechless, thinking: "How does this old man know what I think?"

The old beggar took out a piece of parchment from his chest, with a faint smile on his face: "Little brother, I see that your skeleton is amazing, but you are a prodigy in martial arts. I will entrust you with the important task of maintaining world peace in the future! My . !"

When Chen Xun heard the old beggar's words as if he was reciting his lines, he immediately interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and laughed: "Old man, do you think this is acting? Do you want to say that this book in your hand is a long-lost martial arts secret book?" , the original price was 13 yuan and 8 yuan, now it only costs 10 yuan?"

"Eh? How do you know what the old man is about to say?" The old beggar looked at Chen Xun in surprise, not understanding why Chen Xun knew his lines.

Chen Xun wiped his forehead with shame.

"Because this passage has already been said about acting, it is outdated! If there is nothing else, I can go!"

He doesn't want to pay attention to this guy, what age is it, and he still engages in this kind of tricks, just asking for money!
Seeing Chen Xun stepping forward and walking towards the front, the old beggar immediately panicked and shouted: "Little brother, you are really a martial arts prodigy, how about I give you a discounted price of 5 yuan?"

Chen Xun, who was walking in front, stopped, and suddenly remembered that he had just talked to the Taishang Laojun just now. What about the grand prize?Anyway, five dollars is not too much.

Immediately turned around and trotted to the old beggar, with a look of fear of others' repentance: "Five yuan, you said that!"

The old beggar smiled knowingly, as if he expected that Chen Xun would come back to look for him.

"Well, I'll give you five yuan now, and you give me this cheat book in your hand!" As he said, Chen Xun put his hand into his pocket, ready to give the old beggar some change.

Immediately afterwards, he frowned, and found that there was nothing in his pocket, and reached out to the other pocket to find something, and found that there was also nothing in the pocket.

The old beggar looked at him and asked curiously, "You have no money?"

Chen Xun nodded numbly and frowned.

Cursing in my heart: "Damn, it must be Liu Lu, that fat man who took all the things in my pockets, this little bastard not only dragged me to the stinking garbage dump, but also treated me like this! This young master will definitely settle it with you!"

"My money was stolen by others!" Chen Xun said angrily, frowning.

The old beggar looked at Chen Xun carefully, and found that he had no sign of lying, so he handed the parchment in his hand to Chen Xun, and said earnestly.

"As long as there is a cause and effect, it may be a good thing for you to have your money stolen today! I will give you this cheat book first, and tomorrow you will bring the money to look for me under the flyover on Shiping Road!"

Chen Xun was at a loss. He hadn't heard of money being stolen. It was a good thing. After he took the parchment handed by the old beggar, he thought to himself, isn't he afraid that he won't go to him?
Curiously asked: "Give it to you tomorrow? Are you afraid that I won't come to you tomorrow?"

"I believe you won't, I believe! Haha!" After the old beggar finished speaking, he laughed heartily a few times and walked away.

"Trust me so much!"

Chen Xun looked stupidly at the old beggar who left, and he had doubts in his heart. He couldn't help thinking: "Am I really the lucky one among thousands of people? That old man is a master?"

While talking, he opened the scroll in his hand, but found that there was nothing on it, it was blank.

"Fuck, what's going on here? It's blank! Did you get tricked by that bad old man?"

No, if he wanted to lie to me, he wouldn't give the sheepskin to himself first, would he?And he even told himself to look for him, isn't he afraid that he would find nothing when he opened it, so he wouldn't look for him?
In this way, the idea of ​​lying to me is not valid!

Could it be that there is still some mechanism that can't be done?
Chen Xun turned over the parchment a few more times, and found that there was nothing unusual about it. He was slightly disappointed, and muttered, "Forget it, I'll ask the old man tomorrow! Anyway, I've lost my job, so I have plenty of time!"

Go prepare some things first, and settle accounts with that fat man Liu Lu at night.

Five hours later.

Chen Xun came to a basement parking lot. He was squatting in a corner at the moment. When he first arrived here, he had checked the surrounding situation. Of course, the most important thing was to check the monitors in the parking lot.

And the blind spot where he is squatting now is the place that the monitor cannot see, and people have to pass by the blind spot to get out.

"Fatty man, I've been squatting here for ten minutes and still haven't shown up. Could it be that this guy isn't coming back today?" Chen Xun cursed softly.

He was here to block Liu Lu now, and he was photographed by Liu Lu with a brick, and was dragged to the garbage dump, and his money was even emptied. He had to avenge this revenge no matter what.

Just when he was about to stand up, a pair of car lights shone in; Chen Xun immediately squatted down and looked ahead quietly.

After Chen Xun saw the license plate number clearly, he said softly, "Fatty Liu Lu is finally here!"

Seeing Liu Lu driving over, Chen Xun hurriedly leaned in, avoiding Liu Lu's sight and not letting him notice.

After the car that came in was parked, a young man about 27 or [-] years old and weighing about [-] pounds got out of the car. This man was Liu Lu. He looked around and found nothing, and then rushed towards the outside of the parking lot.

Chen Xun has been secretly observing his situation, seeing that his footsteps are rather hurried, and thought: "This fat man must have killed me, so he feels scared in his heart!"

"Fatty, I didn't expect you to be afraid!"

Chen Xun hurriedly took out the things he had prepared earlier, messed up his hair with his hands, and painted some off-white dye on his eyes and face.

He took out a small mirror and looked at his own appearance, and found that the result was similar to what he wanted. He smiled in satisfaction, and picked up the baseball bat hidden in the blind spot.

Liu Lu didn't notice Chen Xun, and walked quickly out of the parking lot with his head down.

Watching Liu Lu pass him, Chen Xun, who was hiding in a corner, knew that the time had come.

"Liu Lu~Lu~"

(End of this chapter)