Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump

Chapter 148: Xia Zhimei's Plan (2)
Tang Hongdou's ears became numb after hearing this, and he went to watch Guan Xu cut the watermelon with a scoop of ice cream in his mouth.

Sure enough, Guan Xu wasn't cutting watermelons, but dismembering corpses!
——The red watermelon juice was dripping on the snow-white wall tiles and light gray floor tiles, lumps of flesh were all over the floor, and Guan Xu's white sweatshirt was also covered with watermelon juice pulp... How could that scene be It is a tragedy that can be described.

Tang Hongdou swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with difficulty, "Guan Xu, were you killed by a watermelon in your previous life, or choked to death while eating watermelon? Does this melon have a grudge against you?"

Guan Xu was a little embarrassed. He thought that cutting watermelon was not so difficult, wouldn't it be enough for two knives? Who knew it was more difficult than writing programming codes. It seems that there is still a lot to learn to serve Tang Hongdou, a snack.

"Let me come, this poor watermelon baby has been cut out of the shadow by you."

Tang Hongdou passed the minefield all the way across the watermelons strewn with corpses on the ground, took the watermelon knife from Guan Xu's hand, and stuffed the rag into Guan Xu's hand.

"Rub it, the watermelon juice is full of sugar, it will be hard to rub after a while."

"Oh……"

Although Guan Xu agreed, he stood behind Tang Hongdou and didn't dare to leave. If Tang Hongdou hugged and gnawed the watermelon, he felt relieved. Just that little confused wielding such a big watermelon knife, Guan Xu I was afraid that she would cut off her fingers together.

Obviously, the official was overthinking. In Tang Hongdou's words, she was just lazy, and she could still do things well. For example, this watermelon, Tang Hongdou cut it well.

Those watermelons seemed to listen to Tang Hongdou's words, and they turned into regular triangles in her hands, juicy and delicious.

Guan Xu watched Tang Hongdou earnestly cut the watermelon, and reached out to help her pin the hair that covered her face. Guan Xu suddenly looked forward to what Tang Hongdou would look like after washing his hands and making soup for him.

"Okay!"

While Guan Xu was fantasizing about this warm and harmonious scene, Tang Hongdou was holding a plate of watermelon that had already been cut, and made a small green flower out of Guan Xu's discarded watermelon rind. style!

"I'm going out first, you clean up and come out to eat!"

Tang Hongdou continued to cross the minefield, happily returned to the living room with the plate of watermelon, and continued to watch Hannibal. Anthony Hopkins is really an attractive uncle!
Guan Xu watched Tang Hongdou cross-legged and looked at the old man on TV, happily eating watermelon and yogurt, threw the dishcloth, and walked out of the kitchen arrogantly, you must be kind, you can't take the job of the hourly aunt!

"Tang Hongdou, how do you manage to look at such a heavy-tasting food and still eat it so happily?"

Guan Xu couldn't stand watching the man with human flesh fed into his mouth with an elegant face, but Tang Hongdou was able to stuff bloody watermelon into his mouth at the same time.

"Is it heavy?"

Tang Hongdou stared at the TV without moving his eyes. He poked a piece of watermelon with a fork and brought it to Guan Xu's chin. At first, Guan Xu refused, but it was fed by his wife. I will grit my teeth and eat it.

After eating half a plate of watermelon, Hannibal on TV also ended the episode with a mysterious and charming smile. Tang Hongdou smacked his lips unsatisfied, "Then I'm going back to school!"

As if he didn't hear Tang Hongdou's words, Guan Xu flipped through the Dianping on his phone——

"Want to eat Thai-style hot pot at night?"

(End of this chapter)