Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump

Chapter 291 126. Hitch Your Stomach

126.hitch your stomach
"Guan, Guan Xu, did you do this?"

Tang Hongdou looked at a table of delicious dishes, and he couldn't believe that these were made by Guan Xu. After all, he was a person who couldn't even fry meat a few months ago, but now he can cook such a table. It's unbelievable that small dishes come.

Tang Hongdou secretly looked at the operating table while talking, to see if he could find any packing boxes and the like, and even wanted to dig through the trash can.

"I didn't do it, did you do it?"

Guan Xu put two pieces of asparagus into Tang Hongdou's bowl, and was very satisfied with Tang Hongdou's reaction. Those wide-eyed eyes were his best encouragement, "Didn't I promise grandpa that he would learn to cook last time? Did you let him check it, I will learn it when I come back, try it—"

Holding up the chopsticks, Tang Hongdou was already stunned. She believed that Guan Xu could learn to cook for her, but he was able to cook so well in such a short period of time. Tang Hongdou really doubted that she "married someone who was not"!
This is simply a god!
Tang Hongdou tasted a piece of pan-fried asparagus, and was instantly amazed. The asparagus was crisp and refreshing, with a faint taste of olive oil. It was not greasy at all, but it could taste the original flavor of asparagus!
"It's so delicious, Guan Xu, why are you so good!"

Tang Hongdou gave Guan Xu a thumbs up, and sandwiched another piece of sweet and sour pork ribs. The taste was still the same. The most difficult thing about sweet and sour pork ribs was making the sweet and sour sauce. Tender, even better than chefs in restaurants!
Seeing Tang Hongdou eating deliciously, Guan Xu felt warm in his heart, and suddenly felt that Tang Hongdou making soup for her hands would make him feel just as happy as making soup for Tang Hongdou himself.

Very good, Uncle Guan has successfully captured Tang Hongdou's stomach.

"Eat slowly, these are all yours..."

Guan Xu poured Tang Hongdou a glass of orange juice, and put two fish fillets on the plate in front of Tang Hongdou.

"I don't eat fish, you can eat this!"

Tang Hongdou put the fish fillet back into Guan Xu's bowl, and put another chubby prawn in. For the convenience of Tang Hongdou's eating, Guan Xu removed the shell of the boiled shrimp when it was cooked, and served it with salty Tang Hongdou is very happy to eat one bite at a time.

"Don't eat fish?"

It was the first time for Guan Xu to hear that someone didn't eat fish. The nutritional value of fish was very high. When he was a child, Mrs. Song would make a dish of fish in a day or two. It was only after eating fish that Guan Xu realized that the two of them had eaten so many meals together, but Tang Hongdou had never eaten fish.

Seafood allergy?But Tang Hongdou is very happy to eat shrimp there, protein allergies?Tang Hongdou didn't see her indigestion even with a bag of milk a day...

"Well, it's too troublesome not to eat."

Two black lines floated above Guan Xu's head, trouble... This is really the best excuse he's ever heard for not eating fish!

"Daughter-in-law, can't you run from Xiyuan to Dongmen for a hot pot meal, and wait for another hour or two? Why is it troublesome to eat fish?"

"Bone removal is very troublesome. When I was a child, I got stuck in fish bones. No matter how I ate fish, I got stuck once, and then I just stopped eating it!" Tang Hongdou said it as a matter of course, as if to say, look, look , The baby grows up smart and healthy without eating fish!

"Stupid is stupid, lazy is lazy, there are so many excuses! Why are you not afraid of choking when you eat meat?"

Guan Xu glanced at Tang Hongdou in disgust, and picked up fish bones for Tang Hongdou with his chopsticks. There are some nutrients in fish that cannot be replaced by other foods. For nutrients that can be supplemented by food, it is best not to take any health medicine.

Guan Xu lowered his head and was very serious about picking and picking. When eating with Tang Hongdou, Guan Xu would always order one or two vegetables. This silly daughter-in-law is indeed a tiger. He kept picking vegetables for her, and then supervised her to eat all the vegetables. Fortunately, Tang Hongdou likes to eat fruits, except for bananas and grapes, and he likes everything, and he eats a lot, otherwise this girl will definitely be constipated!

"There are no thorns anymore. Try it. This boiled fish fillet is the special dish of that personal trainer chef. The ingredients are all his secret recipes."

Tang Hongdou knew that this bowl of boiled fish tasted very good, because the side dishes inside, bean sprouts, lettuce, potato chips, etc., were almost eaten by him, but looking at the fish fillets in the bowl again, Tang Hongdou really couldn't eat it. to mouth.

Ever since Tang Hongdou stopped eating fish, Father Tang always tried to peel fish for Tang Hongdou, in an attempt to rekindle her enthusiasm for fish, but no matter how hard Tang Hongdou peeled it, Tang Hongdou would still eat it at the end without exception. Some of them got stuck, and the most serious one went to the hospital, so the fish was like a scourge in the eyes of Tang Hongdou, and he wanted to avoid it.

"Why don't I eat shrimp... anyway, they are all river fresh seafood, so they should all be the same..."

"Daughter-in-law, I didn't bother to eat any dishes. I gave the fish that took 5 minutes to peel. Don't you really want to try it?"

Tang Hongdou looked at the slightly injured Guan Xu, and was so frightened that the prawns on his chopsticks dropped. This official is really a clear stream in the coquettish world. This coquettish, don't let Tang Hongdou eat fish, just let her directly She probably wouldn't hesitate to eat fishbone.

Tang Hongdou put the fish into his mouth and chewed it very carefully. After chewing twice, he found that there were really no thorns, so he dared to taste the taste of the fish itself——

The tenderness and deliciousness of the fish, the thick and spicy taste, the seasoning of the side dishes to enhance the taste... There is such a taste in a small piece of fish.

"Guan Xu, what kind of fish are you? It doesn't seem to have many spines. It's delicious!"

Tang Hongdou looked happy and didn't notice the carefully picked thorns on Guan Xu's plate, "Guan Xu, we can open a small restaurant after we graduate from your craft! You are in charge of cooking! I am in charge of collecting money! "

Guan Xu smiled and picked up two more pieces of fish, and peeled the thorns of Tang Hongdou, "Pull you down, you will be poor if you open a restaurant! Serve a bowl of vegetable soup by yourself, and I will peel the fish for you."

"it is good!"

Tang Hongdou obediently filled a bowl of vegetable soup, and also filled a bowl for Guan Xu by the way, then held up his chopsticks and watched Guan Xu pick out fishbone, put a piece into his mouth, and occasionally feed Guan Xu a shrimp , or a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs.

After a meal, Guan Xu's plate was full of fish bones, but she didn't eat a few mouthfuls of fish. Tang Hongdou's plate didn't have a single fish bone, but almost all the fish fillets went into her stomach.

"Guan Xu, let's make it at home from now on. It's clean, delicious and cheap, and you don't have to run up and down. How convenient!"

Tang Hongdou is a typical example of standing and talking without back pain. She didn't make it, she just waited to eat it, and of course she thought it was clean and convenient!

Seeing that Guan Xu was about to collect the dishes and wash them, the short-mouthed Tang Hongdou immediately volunteered to help, even though Tang Hongdou didn't like washing dishes the least among all the housework.

Uh... It seems that among all the housework, Tang Hongdou doesn't like it.

"Okay, you go to rest, I'll let you go because of your menstrual period today." Guan Xu said while putting on rubber gloves, the water in the sink was splashing, Tang Hongdou looked more and more with his chin poised Guan Xu's back looks more attractive, this kind of Guan Xu seems to make people feel at home, very warm.

"By the way, daughter-in-law, if you have menstruation when you are at school, remember not to touch cold water, and you must not eat cold drinks. Take out the water and yogurt in the vending machine and put them at room temperature before drinking. Drink some brown sugar water, although I've checked it and it doesn't seem to work..."

Guan Xu babbled while washing the dishes, a bit like Papa Tang, who said that the best half of a girl should be her husband on the bed and her father on the bottom. Tang Hongdou didn't think so before, but now the more he thinks about it, the more he thinks it makes sense .

If women can do everything well, why do men need it?
Seeing Guan Xu washing the bowls, Tang Hongdou was too embarrassed to be idle, and took out the fruit he bought in the afternoon from the refrigerator to make a fruit plate.

"Guan Xu, do you want more grapefruit or more apples?"

Guan Xu turned his head and glanced at Tang Hongdou, "You can wash a few more winter dates, remember to use warm water, and be careful when you peel apples."

"Order!"

Tang Hongdou actually knows these basic life skills, but she is just a little lazy. For example, she can peel apples very thin without breaking them. She can mop clothes and the floor.

Tang Hongdou was peeling the fruit and arranging the plate, trying to make it not only delicious but also beautiful. In the end, Tang Hongdou cut two cherry tomatoes into a small heart and placed it in the middle.

"You are so slow, my fruit plate is ready!"

Seeing that Guan Xu was still wiping the bowl with a soft dry cloth, Tang Hongdou grabbed two dates, ate one for himself, and rewarded Guan Xu with one, "This date is so sweet, sweet and crisp, promise, I'll give you a taste." taste!"

Guan Xu looked at the green and red fresh jujube in Tang Hongdou's hand, his eyes flashed, and he attached himself to Tang Hongdou's small mouth, rolled his nimble tongue, and quickly stood up straight again——

"Well, it's quite sweet."

Guan Xu raised his eyebrows at Tang Hongdou, and continued to clean the bowl as if nothing had happened.

Tang Hongdou didn't expect Guan Xu to eat jujube like this, and she didn't spit out or swallow the half of jujube that was still in her mouth.

"rogue!"

Tang Hongdou glared at Guan Xu, threw another date into his mouth, and quickly left the kitchen with a red face while holding the fruit plate.

When Guan Xu came out of the kitchen, Tang Hongdou was dozing off on the sofa. Half of the full plate of fruit was gone. Guan Xu knew that according to Tang Hongdou's stomach, which was a prime minister who could ship a ship, he would have nothing to eat after eating this plate of fruit. Questions, those should be kept to yourself.

"Daughter-in-law, are you sleepy?" Guan Xu knelt down and patted Tang Hongdou's face, "Go take a bath and go to bed early?"

"Oh..." Tang Hongdou was stunned for two seconds before waking up, pointing to the fruit plate on the coffee table, "Eat up what's left for you!"

Tang Hongdou stood up and frowned. Why did he feel that his lower abdomen was getting more and more painful? This kind of dull pain had never been experienced before, but fortunately it was bearable. It should be fine after a night of sleep.

Tang Hongdou comforted herself, and walked towards the bathroom of the master bedroom. Ever since Tang Hongdou "entered the hall", Guan Xu's room had become hers.

Seeing that Tang Hongdou had gone to take a shower, Guan Xu also entered the study with his mobile phone in his hand. As soon as he sat down, the phone vibrated and Zhou Shuilin called.

"Master Guan, have you stolen your mobile phone? No matter how many times I call you, you still won't answer it!"

"Quickly put your farts away, I still have a lot of things to do."

"Guan Xu, I said, does sister Hongdou know that you are such a dirty-mouthed person? Doesn't she dislike you like this?"

"Young master doesn't have time to argue with you, so hang up!"

Guan Xu opened the "Financial Case Analysis" while talking. He used to only know how to read the financial statements, but he didn't expect that the compilation of the financial statements was quite troublesome. It seems that he should give it to the people in the finance department next month. Add some subsidies.

"I'm busy, I'm busy! Next Wednesday's new product launch, do you and sister Hongdou want to come, and leave two invitations for you?"

"No, no time."

"You haven't asked Sister Hongdou yet, how do you know she's not available? I also plan to let her make an appearance at the press conference! Don't you know, when the photos of Sister Hongdou's shed came out that day, even the company The most picky director of the art department said that there is no need to retouch the picture at all, and finally just adjusted the light. My old man looked at it and said that the model I found is good, and he plans to sign a long-term contract with Hongdou sister. What do you think? If sister Hongdou signs, I will definitely make her a popular model!"

"It's not that good, why should my young master's daughter-in-law sign a contract of sale for you? Are you fucking dreaming?!"

"Guan Xu, it's meaningless for you to talk like this. I'm tapping the potential of Hongdou sister, do you understand? You're killing the first-line models in China in the future!"

"Stop talking nonsense, send me a photo of my wife and hang up."

"Wait! There's still something to do!"

Although Zhou Shuilin was used to Guan Xu's habit of hanging up the phone before he could say a few words, he was still so angry every time. You must know that he hung up the phone with his old man first. Guan Xu's treatment is so different!
"Say!"

"Hey, let me ask you, are you helping me and my sister Hongdou to do some exercise? If you're so anxious, can you still have a good chat?"

This time Guan Xu didn't give Zhou Shuilin a chance to continue talking nonsense, so he hung up the phone directly.

But within two seconds, the WeChat message came in again——

[Jun Lin Tian Xia]: Having said that, there is still business!What a hurry!

[Junlin Tianxia]: My cousin and sister-in-law still decided to hold the wedding, at the beginning of next month, what does Brother Haiyang say?
Zhou Shuilin's cousin, Du Jianming, is Gu Qinyan's marriage partner. It turned out that the wedding was postponed because of pregnancy. Guan Xu originally thought that they would wait until they had a baby before holding the wedding. Unexpectedly, the wedding was postponed just three months later. After the decision was made, Guan Xu was a little confused about Gu Qinyan's thoughts.

Guan Xu was about to send a text message to Gu Haiyang, when he heard a pinging sound from the bathroom accompanied by Tang Hongdou's "Oh my God", so scared that Guan Xu threw away his phone and walked in two steps ran upstairs.

　Long time no see little theater~
　　It is said that at a company party, Tang Hongdou couldn't think about bringing Guan Xiaobao and Tang Xiaobei along.

　　Colleague A: Red bean, the crucian carp soup here is very good, would you like some?

　　Hongdou: No, I don’t eat fish very much, thank you...

　　Tang Xiaobei: Ma Ma, don't you really like fish? Last night you snatched Bei Bei's share...

　　All the colleagues' inner os: This is the first time I see a mother who grabs fish with her children...

　　Guan Xiaobao: You are so stupid!Without papa to peel the fishbone, Ma Ma will be stuck if she is so stupid!
　　All the colleagues felt os: Tang Hongdou's husband is so pitiful, he brings three children by himself...

　　Tang Xiaobei: That's right, next time Papa doesn't have time to cook, let's eat fish, so that Mama can't compete with us!
　　Guan Xiaobao: No, no, what if Mama complains to Papa, Papa will definitely spank your ass!

　　Tang Xiaobei: Then I can say that you taught me to do it, brother!
　　Tang Hongdou os: Guan Xu!Come and take these two little buns back!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)