Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump

Chapter 316. Kiss

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Seeing that Tang Hongdou's tears had stopped, Guan Xu suddenly felt that he was singing quite well. He had sung for Tang Hongdou all his life, a kindergarten singing competition, because the teacher asked him to sing with the little girl in the class when he was on stage. Holding hands, the arrogant official who had been a child since he was a child resolutely refused, and let it be if he didn't sing, and even made the little girl cry in anger, which made the nursery rhyme chorus program directly cut off.

Later, when I grew up, the officials who went to KTV and so on would smoke cigarettes, drink a glass of wine, and never open their voices. Even the people in the 412 group had never heard the officials sing, and they didn’t even hum a tune. Everyone thought that the only shortcoming of Guan Xu, who was almost perfect, was that he was tone deaf, so he never sang.

The first song Guan Xu really sang should be "Red Bean" he sang during Langshan's military training, and it was also sung for his wife. If it is useful to coax his wife to sing love songs, Uncle Guan doesn't mind going to bed every night in the future. All to one.

Tang Hongdou closed the bathroom door. Guan Xu saw toilet paper piled up on the floor after wiping his nose and tears, as well as crumpled sheets and damp pillows. What a feeling.

Guan Xu shook his head, pressed the call bell on the side, and planned to ask the nurse to clean it up. It turned out that cleanliness addiction also had medicine, and that medicine was called Tang Hongdou.

"what--!"

Guan Xu had just pressed the call bell before he could let go of his finger, when Tang Hongdou's exclamation came from the bathroom, and the uncle ran over in fright, losing one of his slippers on the way.

"What's wrong, daughter-in-law?!"

Guan Xu pushed the door away without knocking. Anyway, they are old couples, so they don't need to care so much. Uncle Guan ran too fast, and he felt a faint pain in his chest when he stopped, but he didn't care at all, instead he was worried Looking at Tang Hongdou intently.

"This, this is me?"

Tang Hongdou pointed at herself in the mirror, and she couldn't speak clearly. Tang Hongdou always claimed to be an innocent, cute, and invincibly beautiful little fairy, so who is this old witch in the mirror with unkempt hair, gray face, blood-red eyes and blue eyes? ? !

But it's not surprising that Tang Hongdou would be surprised. Let's not say that she is very haggard these days, even people who see her every day think that Tang Hongdou is losing flesh at a visible speed, not to mention that she is out of her mind these days. I haven't even looked in the mirror, so of course I don't know what I have become.

"Oh my god, am I being possessed by a ghost?!"

Tang Hongdou approached the mirror and almost put his face on it, "Hey, what's wrong with these eyes, Guan Xu, please help me see if I was bitten by a vampire on my neck, and are there any tooth marks? Are you going to become a vampire? Didn’t you say that it would look good to be a vampire, so how can I become ugly now?”

Guan Xu looked at Tang Hongdou in front of the mirror with his mind wide open, and when he went up to her head, there was a chestnut——

"I told you not to watch ghosts, monsters, and vampires all day long. What are you thinking! Except for me, no one can fuck you, not even ghosts!"

Tang Hongdou touched her head in aggrieved, eyes drooping, and started howling again without warning, just like acting, crying whenever she said, without needing to take part in the group, the director shouted to start, the play was called a good one!

"I want to be good at school, how can I turn from a little fairy into an old witch, woo woo woo, what the hell is this place, don't you grow meat after eating? woo woo woo..."

As soon as Tang Hongdou cried, the official was at a loss again, and rubbed her head for her. The daughter-in-law and the baby kept coaxing her, and he almost stretched out his head to let Tang Hongdou beat her back.

It's not that there's something wrong with the rice in Johannesburg, but that Tang Hongdou hasn't eaten anything these days, okay?
Johannesburg's meal: I won't take the blame, I won't take the blame!
"It's fine if I don't have food, but you still hit me on the head, woo woo woo, I haven't taken the final exam yet, what if I am stupid, my memory declines, my cerebellum is dysfunctional, and I get zero in the exam, woo woo woo—"

Tang Hongdou was not wronged at all. When Guan Xu woke up, the sun in her world also rose. If she really wanted to vent her crying just now, then she was crying just to tease Guan Xu. Seeing him at a loss, looking like he is dying and has nothing to do with himself.

"Daughter-in-law! Don't force me. If you cry again, I will cry too. Let's see who cries louder!"

Hearing Guan Xu's words, Tang Hongdou suddenly stopped howling, and tilted his head, his big eyes blinked, with the light of a little devil in them, "Really? You cry when I cry?"

Uncle Guan crying, it should be rare in a hundred years, right?

Tang Hongdou cried as soon as she said she wanted to, and pulled Guan Xu's sleeve to wipe away her snot and tears, and was about to launch a second round of attack, but before she could open her mouth, she was blocked directly.

The official looked at Tang Hongdou's calculating eyes and knew what this girl was going to do, so he didn't talk nonsense, just blocked her little mouth to see how she would cry!
The official doesn't cry, if he wants to cry, Tang Hongdou can only cry, and it can only be cried by himself!
Look, it really can't be coaxed, blocking it directly is the most useful!
Hearing the call bell, the nurse who came to clean up the house looked at the two people in the bathroom kissing like no one else, and lowered their heads to clean the room at the speed of light.

Please use calculus combined with probability theory and Weider's theorem to find out the shadow area in the heart of the single dog care worker. Did these two people do it on purpose?You can just kiss, you can press the call bell, you can press it, can you close the bathroom door!

Tang Hongdou lightly grabbed the clothes around Guan Xu's waist, raised her head to meet him, but dared not lean in, for fear of hurting Guan Xu's wound that hadn't fully healed.

It was a beautiful kiss, but the romantic and warm atmosphere suddenly changed because of Tang Hongdou's snot bubble, from a beautiful romance to a comedy.

"Uh... I just cried for too long, my nose is blocked, I can't breathe..."

Tang Hongdou looked at the wreckage of snot bubbles on Guan Xu's face, and explained guiltily that she couldn't be blamed for being short of breath, right, she couldn't just keep holding on for a kiss with Uncle Guan, and then suffocate herself to death right?
"Say it sooner—"

Now Guan Xu doesn't look like he's obsessed with cleanliness at all, and he doesn't care if his nose is snot or not. When he hugs Tang Hongdou, it's another hot kiss, with his lips and teeth intertwined, lingering.

But this time, the official is breathing while kissing. Sure enough, it is good to have a large lung capacity, and you can play new tricks with kissing!

"I'm hungry……"

Tang Hongdou lowered his head but couldn't hide the blush on his cheeks. Guan Xu woke up, and his appetite, which had been sleeping for many days, began to burn.

"eat!"

Guan Xu scratched the tip of Tang Hongdou's nose, and agreed happily. He didn't care at all that he might not be able to get food in the middle of the night. Anyway, he didn't need to worry about this issue, otherwise what would Xiao Jinjin do?

Who is the official, and what is it in the middle of the night, Tang Hongdou has spoken, not to mention eating, even if Tang Hongdou wants to eat him, the official can grit his teeth and endure the pain, and lie down so that Tang Hongdou can eat.

Tang Hongdou washed his face, he didn't care if his hair was oily or not, anyway, Guan Xu had seen his own face with oily hair, so Tang Hongdou tied up his oily hair high, tied it into a small ball, bouncing around Went to the restaurant, it was obviously the same road, but Tang Hongdou felt that he was very happy walking tonight.

In the middle of the night, the restaurant was empty, only two small lights were still on on the operating table in the distance. Guan Xu was wearing a hospital gown and was cutting vegetables with his head bowed.

"Is there no cook?"

Tang Hongdou walked to the side, looked around the empty restaurant, picked up a cleaned tomato and started to eat it.

"They also have working hours, okay? It would be great to borrow your kitchen..."

Guan Xu looked up at Tang Hongdou who was eating tomatoes, his eyes were filled with gentle light, he lowered his head and began to process fresh shrimps. Tang Hongdou doesn't like fish, but he likes shrimps, so Guan Xu specially learned how to handle shrimps.

As for where the fresh shrimp came from in the middle of the night, I can only ask Xiao Jinjin, who was squeezed all the way from City A to Johannesburg.

"Let me do it, you sit down, you haven't fully recovered yet, you should take a good rest."

"No, I'll do it faster, aren't you hungry?"

Guan Xu originally learned this culinary art for Tang Hongdou, if he didn't cook it for her, who would he cook it for?

"Come on, there will be opportunities for you to show off in the future. For the sake of being a sick patient, I will let you try this girl's skills tonight!"

As Tang Hongdou said, she rolled up her sleeves to grab the shrimp in Guan Xu's hand, although she looked no better than the sick Guan Xu.

"What happened to the hand?"

Just as Tang Hongdou stretched out her hand, Guan Xu saw the bruises on her left arm, red and purple. It looked like she had been cupped, and the original skin color could hardly be distinguished.

"It's nothing..." Tang Hongdou put down his sleeves calmly, "Go over and sit down, don't get in the way here, and be careful that you won't be there for a while!"

Holding the shrimp, Tang Hongdou forcefully pushed Guan Xu aside. She had forgotten how the bruises on her hands came about. She couldn't remember anything from the past few days except those bloody things, and she didn't want to. .

Tang Hongdou didn't know, but Guan Xu did. When Guan Xu watched the surveillance video, he felt strange why Tang Hongdou was always clutching his sleeves. It turned out that what she was clutching was not his sleeves, but his own flesh!

This is how hard it must be to be so cruel to him. Guan Xu looked at Tang Hongdou's busy figure with his head lowered, and felt like he had knocked over a five-flavored bottle.

Tang Hongdou can cook. Although the dishes he can cook are not many and not delicious, at least he still has that posture. After a while, a pot of hot porridge is ready.

It's simple, but it looks pretty good.

"This is Old Tang's unique recipe, try it?"

Tang Hongdou filled a bowl for Guan Xu and herself, and after taking a sip, she began to brag vigorously. A typical Wang Po sold melons and boasted about herself. A bowl of lean meat porridge was almost said to be a state-secret recipe in her mouth.

Guan Xu took a sip. Although there were only some lean meat and cabbage in it, it was the best porridge he had ever had!

"Why don't you put some shrimp in?"

After Guan Xu took a sip, Tang Hongdou quickly finished a bowl, and his foodie nature recovered by [-]% to [-]%. "Let's say you are a pig, and seafood is considered a hair product. Your wound is not healed yet, so you can't eat it!"

"Then you can eat it. Don't you really like seafood porridge?"

"I'm too lazy to make two servings, or you will look pitiful after I eat it!"

Tang Hongdou winked at Guan Xu, suddenly thought of something, pouted and looked at Guan Xu, "Hey, you haven't praised me yet!"

After Guan Xu finished his last mouthful of porridge, he wiped his mouth, prepared his words, and opened his mouth slowly——

"Daughter-in-law, your craftsmanship is comparable to that of a Michelin chef! This is definitely the most delicious lean meat porridge I have ever seen. I must have saved the Milky Way in my previous life to abduct a daughter-in-law like you Son, your cooking has reached the level that you can open a restaurant..."

Shen Jin who was outside the restaurant originally wanted to tell Guan Xu about an emergency contract in the studio, but when he heard this, he withdrew his legs. He almost vomited out his dinner, but Tang Hongdou was very pleased with what he heard, so he nodded without shame——

"Well, I think you saved the galaxy too!"

Shen Jin looked at the two people who had just recovered and were busy spreading dog food to show their affection, and wailed in his heart, did he destroy the solar system in his previous life, so this life fell into the hands of Guan Xu, a cold-faced Yan Luo, and was ruthlessly squeezed , suffered double devastation of body and mind.

If Shen Jin can destroy the solar system, there will be nothing wrong with the earth now. Obviously it doesn’t make sense, but no matter, Xiao Jinjin is wronged and has small emotions. What about logical and rigorous assumptions made by a dull mind?

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　Originally there was a small theater, but the small theater was too long, and I couldn’t fit the digressions. I put Cai Cai in the work related, and my baby looked for it in the "work related"~ Memojiu.

　　
　
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